Duvors

"Said Herr Pot to Mr. Kettle."

Don't worry, if things keep going the way they are you'll get one eventually.

Throlar winced. "Watereth? Seriously?"

"So I'm naive? Thank you, that's the nicest compliment I've ever been paid."

"Well, we where chosen for a quest that could've helped save the world, or at least this city, to discover the true nature of Baba the witch from the Keeper of the tower of Babel and this bastard and his friends sold the veterans out, went over the the Wolfgang, for money, don't you dare deny that, you admitted it to me, you even told me the exact amount right in this hall, blew up the Tower, and had the bloody gall to blame the whole thing on me." "You where the ones who chose to be party to a murder, wether you actually committed it or not is immaterial, and as for the mutants... I wanted to get that boy out of there too, but unlike you, I was captured with him, and I saw the people inside, there where innocent people in there, there were children in there, and it didn't matter f they were mutants or not. You were the ones who went in attacking everything in sight, and I admit I would probably have done the same, but the fact is, I saw the other side of the story, and you were in the wrong. All I did was try to stop the needless violence, so I failed to do so, sue me."

"Hell yes, I should know." "Right here." said Throlar arising from his seat, "I was the only one who was loyal to the veterans out of the entire party, well, maybe avalanche too, but that's something of a moot point." "I don't think they did, and nobody told me either. Why don't you do so now?" "No, no you did not, believe me. This man is an utter bastard."

We have airships, and cameras, and magic-powered robots, with tasers. Saying that flintlock weapons are 'too advanced' is ridiculous.

"Oh hello there, care to sit down or are you just looking around?"

Pandas, pandas have proto-thumbs.

Nice armies, keep them coming.

Good for you, however you might want to know that the term 'legos' is incorrect, when referring to them in the plural the word lego is treated as a verb, thus 'lego bricks' or just 'lego' if you prefer.

Did you know that Marshmallows were originally made from Althaea officinalis plants as a remedy for sore throats? Nice little vignette there.

OH DEAR GOD WILL YOU PEOPLE STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT EVERYTHING AND GIVE SANDY A BREAK FOR ONCE?

"Okay then, Zoot worshipper." "Thank you, it's so kind of you to mention, ser traitor."

"You seem very calm for someone talking to a demon worshipper." said Throlar interrupting them from the background."Not that I'm complaining."

Not at all.

Nazi! Open fire men!

Well the Veterans would probably need to rebuild the entire hall, but it'd be worth it.

"You do that, but I still think that McCreary would help us, I'll have a talk with him as soon as possible." "If it ever comes to it, then I swear she'll feel my blade once for all those she has killed. And yes, we have met before, my name is Throlar Wineghilm."

Thanks, that's really nice of you.

"The Eubric Cemetery, he's the pastor. That's how he has experience with undead, and believe me, I trust him completely. Also I'd like to bring up a certain slightly unconnected point."He opened the door and pointed toward the questboard. "You see the notice over there? The one for the dwarven quest? Our current female topic of conversation has signed up for it."

Here is my own take on the norse king of the gods; Just in case you're wondering the bats are held on by friction alone, it's incredibly delicate.

"Not certain, but he does have some experience with undead, and he used to be a paladin, emphasis on 'used', it's a painful subject and I really wouldn't discuss it with him unless it was necessary."