Duvors

Not yet, but Wardens and Black Knights (the advanced classes I'm going for) can.

"This is very creepy." said Throlar. "I wonder who he is?"Shrugging it off, but still feeling uncomfortable, Throlar signed up for quest 134.

I'm going to like that...

"Throlar Wineghim, yours?"

"Yes, I'll do that for you." "Hell if I know. And what is that thing you're lugging around?"

"Well, is a good idea... unless you take me into account. I am, quite frankly one of the most antisocial, undiplomatic little jerks in the world, my entire diplomatic career is a long string of utter failures that stretches from Xu to Vartland, it's a miracle that I'm still an ambassador! I joined Heroica by accident by all the fire of heaven and hell!"He was becoming agitated as he spoke, his face starting to contort into that oni-like state it assumed during his fits of anger.

Oh, I don't know...

"Pirates and the Bonapartes? Is that what you were originally going to ask me? The most I know is that they're deadly enemies.""How did I become an ambassador? Hmm... well I am a member of the Wineghilm clan, i.e., one of the seven ruling clans of Titaan. This makes me, among other things, a nobleman, utterly meaningless title and everything. It also makes me someone who has to have an important position of some kind. Now the Wineghilms are traditionally diplomats and when I was in the Academy my favored topics were such things as anthropology, cultural studies, things like that. All they could say was that at the time it seemed like a good idea."

"The Wolfgang I think."

"Indeed." "Ech, I'm supposed to promote good relations between Titaan and Eubric, but so far noting has happened along those lines yet. admittedly some of the blame lies in my inaction, however some of it is certainly due to the fact that most of the big houses are completely ignoring us! A month or two back a shipment of Titaani weapons we sent to the Bonapartes was stolen from the warehouse it was stored in and they didn't even bother informing us! Harsh words were had I can tell you."

"Actually I think it has something to do with astrology. And people should never say something doesn't exist, the universe has a nasty habit of proving them wrong."After saying this he extended his hand to the other person present. "Greetings master Sorrow."

Sandy, the first Beast Warrior Photo in the training room is missing.

Cool.

Yep.

"Excellent." he said as he extended his hand.

"Thank you, that actually helps a little, and I'm pleased to make your acquaintance too Mr...?"

"Well I am, and you my find this hard to believe, the Titaanese ambassador to Eubric, and absolutely terrible at my job, though I haven't been doing much of that recently..."He was quiet for a moment, then he started as if awaking from a dream. "Oh, sorry, where was I? Oh yes. Well, as I was saying, I had just arrived in this city, mistook the hall for the Eubric Embassy, and sort of got drawn into this life, and I'm absolutely terrible at this as well."

Probably that too.

"Sheer accident."

Yes, please, It's not funny anymore.

"Well, not really, it all depends on relative age, for instance, if I was a human I'd probably be around twenty or so." he had calmed down significantly as soon as he'd gotten a chance to show off.

"Throlar Wineghilm, kiddo."

I don't think Heroica will ever finish, unless everyone playing it dies simultaneously.

Throlar nodded towards the Munchkin in a respectful manner."Nice to meet someone who appreciates sarcasm." "Take. Your. Damn. Hand. Off. Me. Now."

I've always liked an idea for a quest that I though up randomly once, ergo, a group of heroes time travel to the future to, well, something like what's being discussed up here. I'm not going to run it or anything, I just thought it was an interesting idea.