Duvors

Luridan comes into the Hall. "Who has my axe?"

A zombie with no head is dead.

Are you finally going to QM a quest?

"Well, do you have any free rooms that I could borrow for, say, five minutes?"

Using hand signals Throlar tries to say that he is not trying to join the negotiations.

You send zombies that are already dead? Real clever.

"How wonderful, I happen to have arrived in the middle of negotiations that are likely to end in violence." Going to the receptionist Throlar said "Excuse me, do you have a cloakroom, I'd like to borrow it for a minute."

Well, the zombies still don't have a chance, the last Enchanted Pumpkin I met had am impressive head collection.

Well yes, but if you don't send someone with them who can think then they'll head to the nearest brain, and if that brain has an Enchanted Pumpkin in the vicinity, well, remember what I said in my first comment?

Vote Manor, he can stand up to snowballs!

Well, lots of Heroica quests are like that.Wait, what do you mean there aren't any? Well there should be!

Don't worry, I can make more Phoenix Essences.

Banana.

You know, some people would believe it a good idea to have minions that could think, you know.

First thing, I wasn't talking to Brickdoctor, Second thing, please read everything before posting, thank you.

Darn it, I swear there is some kind of plot to keep me from getting that blasted axe! Second Character in the RPG you get a new one once you get to level 50 provided that he/she has some relation to your first one, Brickdoctor isn't level 50 yet so he doesn't have one.

So... comic relief?

"Then how were ye able tae kill him with one attack?"

"Weel, frae what I can see he has full control over his minions, but I'd just be uncomfortable wi' an undead Nephillim walkin' around."

"Tha whole blasted lot a' ye are a bunch o' idiots wi' out a grain o' sense between ye, stop talking an' start thinking!"

I think that the problem is that almost everyone is more used to Mafia then Roleplaying so when given a Mafia style situation people stop roleplaying.This is not Mafia, this is a point I raised on the first day that no one payed any attention to, it does have Mafia style elements but it is primarily based of a Roleplaying Game and is set in an RPG universe, but no one seems to see this and says what they think in real life, and even if they don't people are so used to Mafia in which roleplaying is looked down on and just not done that they think that the people attacking them in character are attacking them in real life. I consider this just plain foolish, if not stupid. No offense intended.

Throlar returns to the inn after seeing the horses fed and watered.

Yes, but your minions aren't Vampires are they.

"I've already raised him laddie, he's just in a coma now, he'll wake up at tha end o' tha day."

Well, you can't expect me to get everything right can you?