Duvors

"Well, I'm sorry to say that I'll have to tell you most of it in private, but I believe that it will be perfectly fine if there are guards outside the door, I am unarmed, and you are armed to the teeth. If you need further convincing then let me just say that this has to do with Mercuton."(OOC; Throlar is using Diplomacy.)

Flying wolves, the three little piggies are doomed! That is one awesome idea.

It's still annoying.

ArrrghhhhgghhrrraarreggggnotagainScuba!

That is one heck of a mount, love it.

Good, original (or at least underused) ideas are the best.

You, Sir, are a Genius. Pirate Yoda approves.

If you think that isn't short then just ask Flipz to tell you his character's backstory sometime...On another note, welcome to the game! And I like the backstory, the deck of cards is certainly new.

"Maybe because I've not been a member very long? Really that ought to be obvious. And if you're referring to my knowledge of the Emperor's past then I'd like to point out that I knew about it long before I came within a hundred miles of Heroica, it was an international incident. And if you'll take these bloody monkeys off my blasted arms I'll tell you why heroicans here, is that reasonable or do you want me unarmed as well?"

You do realize that Enchanted Pumpkins are carnivorous and highly mobile don't you? Anyway this is a nice MOC, elegant in it's simplicity.

Sorry for Continued absence. Back later.

It is my opinion that Sercon is terrifying, really, he is.

"Yes Emperor Roland Emeraldo formerly of the Imperial Triumvirate of Dastan, I know where you come from and how you got here, and I agree with you about Heroica, the majority of them seem to be amoral honorless bastards, but I digress, you wan't to know why we're here? Well sorry, but that's confidential, but I will say that it has nothing to do with you or anyone in this city, and who is this Elphaba and why does she or he have such a strange name?"

"Well in that case Loc was lying about that bit, fits too, the contract of a Red Assassin is magically binding, I believe the consequences for leaving the assassins or failure to complete a task will result in bleeding to death, this leaves a very interesting question, why did Loc lie? And was she a Red Assassin or was that a lie too? But Ma'am, that is the truth, or as much of it as I can give you, the letter I mentioned said nothing about the Red Assassins, just the Wolfgang."

This is very nice, but where did the Naz-kin come from?

Awww, how are we going to heat up the branding irons now?

Actually it wasn't any more expositiony than normal.

the words 'She is Dead, forget about her, she is absolutely unimportant' come to mind.

"I don't think anybody hired anybody, I'll explain." "You see this assassin told us (yes she [yes, the assassin was a she] actually stopped to try and get us on her side) that, damn this is complicated, your sister used to be a member of the Red Assassins, but she had left them (something that ought to have resulted in death) and she began to work for a group called the Wolfgang, and Loc the assassin appeared to have something against people who decide to leave the Assassins and against the Wolfgang as well. Anyway she also said that Grimelda had put something in our drinks and the assassin thought that your sister was trying to poison us, a search of the premises and the crops recovered this flask," Agin he held up the blasted sedative, "it's not poison however, it seems to be some kind of knockout mixture, my companions also found a letter on your sister's corpse that, I'm sorry to say this, proved the truth of Loc's story, the letter is currently in the possession of my 'friends' whom may soon die in the fires of your wrath or somesuch. I have no idea what happened to the assassin herself, one of my companions scared her off and she disappeared in a cloud of smoke, and if anyone says anything about ninja I will pound him or her into unconsciousness. And I don't think guarding the exits will work, the only one me or my companions know about is the gate, and they'll probably take to disguises and go out one at a time, the only ones that you'll be able to catch that way are the ones that stick out like sore thumbs, the green giant and the pongcanis, the rest'll be harder to find, I'd suggest combing the alleyways. Also, one of us, the necromancer, a man dressed entirely in black, is always accompanied by a strange blue floaty aura thing that he uses as some sort of pack mule, and the norseman in the group was... interested in one of your girls earlier, blonde, wearing blue lipstick* and a black dress, the other mage had very dark skin, you'll find him if you look hard enough, and finally the last member of the group is very old, has a peg leg, and talks as if he was constantly inebriated." (OOC *replace with appropriate middle ages-to-rennesance item. Thank you, but I'd think it was rather obvious that that was intended as a helpful comment. )

"Firstly, I haven't had a proper drink for ages, Secondly, I've finished it anyway, I just can't find a place to put it down, Thirdly, it'd be more helpful if you'd tell us where these other exits are instead of just blathering on about them, Fourthly, I don't see why I'm needed, unless the captain's trained gorillas, sorry, monkeys, are so incompetent as to not spot a giant green man, Fifthly, if I was trying to help my friends escape do you think I'd walk in here without giving myself some way of getting out other that in chains? And finally, I've already said, twice, that they didn't ​actually murder anyone, sure one of them cut up the body and stuffed it into a barrel and another wanted to burn it, but the actual killer was an assassin called Detraehc Loc, or are you people blatantly ignoring half of everything I say?" (Sandy, the correct way of saying it is How will Throlar respond, just a heads up. )

This army of yours is my favorite on this forum. You have received the Pirate Yoda Seal of Approval, good job!

Like with your castle armies I love these, and I agree with everyone on the persians, they're the best!

Signing out here, but before I do, Happy Fourth of July! Or, if you aren't from the united states, Happy Americans Shooting off Fireworks and Eating Far Too Much Day!

Sorry, But I Am Unable To Act In A Socially Acceptable Manner At The Moment: All heroes become enraged, confused, and stunned.

(Sorry.)