Duvors

"No thank you, I'll pass."(OOC; According to my math I should have 460 gold, is there something here I missed?)

Can you please explain that?

What did you do?!?! We all know it's roleplay, go ahead and do it.

(OOC; Sorry.)"And leave So much unopened? I'll risk my luck one more time I think, I'll open the ones on the far right of the bottom row and the far right of the middle row, in the interests of symmetry of corse."

(OOC: I said Near Left Sandy, not Far Left​, I meant the one next to the center position if you need further clarification.)

"Right, I'll open the one in the middle of the top row and the one in the near left position in the middle row."

"Right, let's see what comes next." Throlar opens the clam in the center of the middle row and the one in the far left position in the top row.

Throlar, opened the clam on the far right in the top row and the one on the bottom row at the far left.

"Certainly, I'd like to open five pairs this time."

"Two, the middle ones from the top and bottom rows."

You have received the Pirate Yoda Seal of Approval, good work.

That scene from the film is, in the end, the reason I hate Peter Jackson,

This is your definition of 'run down'?

Seeing that Lucky Clams was some form of memory game and therefore the least dangerous he headed over to it.

Ranger-Evoker-Necromancer-Sylvian Ranger-Prophet. Just something that popped into my head due to my contemplations of the similarities between the Evoker, the Necromancer, and the Sylvian Ranger. Does this interest you or do you not care at all? On another topic, it's a very slow day today isn't it?

"Hmm... I'm alone from now on so I"ll need more supplies, and for that I'll need money... yes I think I will."

What. Have you even looked at the model? The wings are the biggest that lego has ever made, they're jointed for goodness sake! And in case you didn't notice the color for the dragon is dark red, not bright, dark. And there is honestly nothing to suggest that the legs can't move, and it is very, and I mean very obvious that there are far more then three points of articulation, you can tell just by looking! And honestly, there isn't any point for this topic because everything said here can just as easily have been posted in the topic that exists specifically for the discussion of future hobbit sets.

I wonder how many bombs and consumables I can buy before I leave the city...

"That depends on weather or not he tears the walls down in the night for the purpose of getting out.""Ahh heck, just tell me where I can find a bed."

The giant dragon counts for nothing in your eyes?

I don't care at all.

"Well, your imperial highness, where do I begin?" "Approximately One Thousand Years Ago the Moon Elf kingdom of Mercuton was ruled by king Haeresias, he was a rather mediocre and uninteresting ruler until the whisperings of the servants of Azazot reached his ears. He listened, and he fell. For the first time in thousands of years dark temples were raised openly in the name of Zoot, his chief adviser was a sorceress who I believe was named Ambergaze of Babeleth." "You see what's going on here?" "Well anyway they swiftly corrupted most of the population with the few that remained free heading for the hills as fast as possible. Shortly after that they began summoning demons and dark angels into the land. Needless to say the Paladains of Ennon took offense to this and launched an invasion, they banished or sealed away most of the extraplanar interlopers but ultimately they had to sink the bloody continent to win, and nobody has a clue nowadays how they did that. The paladins went home and the bad guys all drowned." "Skip a few years, Orcish invasion, fall of Ennon, bla bla bla." "An obscene amount of years later some random stuck-up self important and insignificant city named Eubric on a unimportant island called Uland was having problems. Apparently the six houses who ruled the blasted city considered themselves the center of the world, and were very rich, they, as well as the less rich and the middle classes, made the poor very mad at them by shoving them all into a very small part of the city and building an entirely unnecessary wall around it. So when a criminal organization called the Wolfgang promises freedom and equality if they help make their leader Ulric Wolfgang king," he snorted, "Apologies, but king? Really? He could at least try for a more democratic form of government, and if he was actually serious about this stuff he spouts he would. Well anyway the people all cheer him without bothering to think about the fact that the only way to make him king is in a bloody revolution in which most of them will die. And to make everything worse he makes an alliance with a Evil sorceress called Barbariccia *hgumpffeehe* Dellamore who is in fact none other than Ambergaze who somehow survived the destruction of Mercuton and has now turned up in a city that happens to have been built on the site of the city of Nu Mercuton, the old capital of the Moon Elf kingdom." "I am seriously surprised that Ulric hasn't figured out how stupid he's being yet." "Well anyway the six houses are entirely oblivious to situation while the leaders of Heroica, the Veterans, are naturally worried and have sent me and the Necromancer in charge of us and the mage whom I know nothing about and the racist cripple and the arrogant nord and the yeti who has since disappeared to find out everything we can about Barbariccia from The Keeper of Babeleth. I have been constantly fighting with them ever since we left Eubric and it has culminated in this little incident and now I'm talking with you two and wasting valuable time while the entire world may be at stake for all we know. My 'friends' have probably left the city already and probably killed someone on their way out, if they have then they're doomed, they didn't actually kill anyone then and if they have now then good luck to me for getting them the pardon I was hoping to talk you into. Now about this Elphaba..." (OOC; I know you lot didn't read it all, start again.)

I am very sorry about absence, will post again soon.