*back with more wood* **
**please bear in mind of course these insults only apply to the tournament, and are not my REAL opinions of all these fine gentlemen.
Redwater is a crazy cowardly loon out to save his own ****!
Comodor Hornbricker has the creativity of a preschooler on drugs,
The crimson trooper is a slow stuttering private who'll never make captain,
Captain Becker is a high-school dropout who cant spell worth a darn,
and Skalldyr is a worthless shrimp that even a rundown short order cook wouldn't even bother frying... (and his mother was a crawdad under a rock, and his father was an eel)
Claudius Romecant play worth anything,
NewRight is a nitwit,
Admiral Ron couldnt find his own ship if it ran him over!
Capt. Stabbin couldnt even stab a steak,
Admiral M M for mean, malicious, malarky!
Captain Genaro isnt worth mentioning,
Piratedave84 is unoriginally boring,
Fatyankee drinks too much redbull and smells bad,
Admiral Woodhouse also smells bad,
Eskallon couldn't sail a frigate if his life depended on it...
venios is a ninja spy,
funkybrick was killed accidentally by ninjas and shouldnt even be here....(its an insult if a ninja kills you accidentally)
r4-g9 is really a lousy greencoat with no personality,
Ryan T is a traitor who should be shot!
Capt. Thomas Foolery wets the bed at night!
tchuk-norst is so fail, he makes chuck norris jokes cry...
Torham doesnt know how to get dressed.
Nich Artri jas no leg to stand on...or a body for that matter!
Capt peng,uin is sooo cold his mommy dont love him...
mcfarlandman is a lousy low down no good something....
jansued ...and LOST!
Alex the Great is really Alex the spineless street-dog with no fur.
TGWTB is a pack of dirty lies!
Lt. Col. Thok has lousy hair, and bad table manners!
Pyramid is a scheme!
ThisDarkness is a white bellied catfish with bad breath and slimy skin!Apache is lousy in bed, and so isKingoftheZempk
and
SlyOwl is a wishy-washy pirate who cant even pick a side!
and red arjay is just a figmant of blue arjay's imagination.
SO THERE!!!