Dannylonglegs

"Good man. Well, that makes one more of us I'm not worried about. Would you mind catching someone?"

"Pretty much, yeah." Stated Sylph bluntly. "It'd be lovely not to die... And we may be falling slowly enough to live possibly, but yeah, that's about it.... I could try calling on the roots of life to greet us at the bottom, but let's deal with that when we get there."

"We break his wings, and then make him fragile. He'll suffer 300 damage in the next 3 rounds, not counting what we do to him this round. Then we all die when we hit the ground."

Round 3 of Facing "the Face." >Karie- Potion (Full Health) >Amorith v. Marty 4 Miss (BR) >Dreyrugr v. Marty 3 Hit (FR) (12+5=17 Damage) >Nessa v. Marty 3 Hit (BR) (8+6=14 Damage (Dead)) >Drake v. Marty 5 Damage (15 Damage) Karie, wary of Marty's taunts, drank her potion in the back-row, like any sensible human-being would have. Amorith, having nuked the enemy twice before couldn't manage the energy required to hit Marty... But Dreyrugr and Nessa could. "Who's Joking? Is there anyone laughing? I'm not laughing! This is tragic! The cruel irony at the end of the play when the brave, virtuous hero is struck down by commoners. You pitiful worms make me sick! You gutter-dogs grovelling at the feet of your leering master! You filth-covered street-mongrels pissing on my corpse!" He was hit by Dreyrug's scythe. "Ha! Is that the best you can do?" He taunted, spitting bloody saliva. "You stupid, pathetic, unworthy..." "SHUT-UP!" Nessa and Karie cried at once, finally agreeing on something. Nessa's arrow finding its mark in Marty's chest. "Ahheheheheh." Marty choked pathetically, half laughing, half-crying. "You killed me..." He gasped. "You slime really killed me... Ha. But you'll never succeed in finding out who's behind this conspiracy" he laughed, enjoying his final victory. "Because even I don't know.... He's brilliant though. Ha ha ha. It's such a simple plan that only a genius could have devised it. Ha ha ha ha." He coughed up more blood, the red liquid oozing down the side of his face. "I win, dogs." he gasped. He began bleeding out.Would the party like to say anything before he dies? The Party Karie Alderflask (Played by Kintober) *Party Leader* 22 year old Human Rogue, lvl 4 Power: 8 Health: 5/10 Gold: 0 Equipment: Dagger (WP:4) *poisoned* Inventory: Potion (4), Mead (2), Remedy (2), Venom, (1) Smoke bomb (2), Lightning bomb (1), Telescope (1), Bedroll (1), Heirloom Dagger (WP:3), Map of Brendenton (1), Spider Coin (worth 1 gp) (1) Nessa Anárion (herrJJ) 59 years old female elven Ranger Level 8 Power: 14 (Lvl. 8 + WP: 6) Defense: 1 Health: 13 Gold: 0 Equipment: Croise Bow (WP: 6), Leather Armour (SP: 1) Inventory: Potion, Smoke Bomb, Bedroll, Magic Compass, Venom, Drake Flamerobe 25 year old male human Level 5 Knight Power: 10 Defense: 2 Health: 15/15 Ether: 0/0 Gold: 255 Equipment: Greatsword (WP:5), Shield (SP:2) Helmet Inventory: Torch(WP:3), Potion, Phoenix Essence, Tonic, Shovel, Bedroll Dreyrugr (Vash the Stampede) 1000 year old Male Vampire Rogue Level 12 Power: 17 (Level 12+Weapon 5) Health: 18/18 (Rogue Base 7+ Level Bonus 11) Gold: 0 Equipment: Fauxthril Scythe (WP:5), Psuedos Hood Inventory: Potion, Venom x2, Bedroll, Smoke Bomb, Remedy, Grand Potionx2, Smelling Salts x3, Amethyst, Shuriken (WP:5), Mead Amorith Marvelo (Played by legobodgers) Level 12 Mage Power: 21 (12+8+1) Health: 16/16 Ether: 16/16 Gold: 0 Equipment: Dual staff (WP: 8) damages 2 enemies in one hit Inventory: Fang Dagger (WP: 5), opal (ice), ruby (fire), garnet (earth), diamond (light), amethyst (darkness), 7 potions, 9 tonics, 3 remedies, 1 elixir, 3 nostrums, 3 mead, holy bomb, ice bomb, smoke bomb, shovel, bedroll, 3 bones, jo-no tree seed Loot! 75 Gold (sorta ) Potion x2 Remedy Spencer's Rapier (WP: 6, Disregards SP, usable by Knights and Rogues) Silver Crossbow (WP 7, usable by Rangers) Party Leader, please distribute Loot. All Party Members Gain a Level! The Party Karie Alderflask (Played by Kintober) *Party Leader* 22 year old Human Rogue, lvl 5 Power: 9 Health: 10/11 Gold: 0 Equipment: Dagger (WP:4) Inventory: Potion (4), Mead (2), Remedy (2), Venom, (1) Smoke bomb (2), Lightning bomb (1), Telescope (1), Bedroll (1), Heirloom Dagger (WP:3), Map of Brendenton (1), Spider Coin (worth 1 gp) (1) Nessa Anárion (herrJJ) 59 years old female elven Ranger Level 9 Power: 15 (Lvl. 9 + WP: 6) Defense: 1 Health: 14/14 Gold: 0 Equipment: Croise Bow (WP: 6), Leather Armour (SP: 1) Inventory: Potion, Smoke Bomb, Bedroll, Magic Compass, Venom, Drake Flamerobe 25 year old male human Level 6 Knight Power: 11 Defense: 2 Health: 16/16 Ether: 0/0 Gold: 255 Equipment: Greatsword (WP:5), Shield (SP:2) Helmet Inventory: Torch(WP:3), Potion, Phoenix Essence, Tonic, Shovel, Bedroll Dreyrugr (Vash the Stampede) 1000 year old Male Vampire Rogue Level 12 1/2 Power: 17 (Level 12+Weapon 5) Health: 18/18 (Rogue Base 7+ Level Bonus 11) Gold: 0 Equipment: Fauxthril Scythe (WP:5), Psuedos Hood Inventory: Potion, Venom x2, Bedroll, Smoke Bomb, Remedy, Grand Potionx2, Smelling Salts x3, Amethyst, Shuriken (WP:5), Mead Amorith Marvelo (Played by legobodgers) Level 12 1/2 Mage Power: 21 (12+8+1) Health: 16/16 Ether: 16/16 Gold: 0 Equipment: Dual staff (WP: 8) damages 2 enemies in one hit Inventory: Fang Dagger (WP: 5), opal (ice), ruby (fire), garnet (earth), diamond (light), amethyst (darkness), 7 potions, 9 tonics, 3 remedies, 1 elixir, 3 nostrums, 3 mead, holy bomb, ice bomb, smoke bomb, shovel, bedroll, 3 bones, jo-no tree seed

Alex: Wing, BR Elgar: Wing, BR (The Least Damaged Rubble, BR) Rome: Wing, BR (The Least Damaged Rubble, BR) Galen: Wing, BR (The Least Damaged Rubble, BR) Johon: Pheonix Essence Hal, BR Sylph: Frail Eidolon, BR (or Wing, BR) Sylph: Frail Eidolon, BR (The Least Damaged Rubble, BR) Galen: The Least Damaged Rubble, BR Hal: Eidolon, BR Punii: Mix Jellies "There's no point." stated Sylph.

"Yes, please 'Party Leader,' no one likes you. You can't hit, you can't lead. The only thing you seem good at is drinking! So rest there in the back and let your dogs do your work for you hound-master!" He spat, blood pooling in the side of his mouth unattractively. "Beaten by a coward!" He lamented. "and a woman." Edit: I'll run the round once I get a Battle Order.

It wouldn't seem so quick if this had taken 5 rounds instead if 3! ~Insectoid Aristocrat

I'm gunna say that's unintentional... Who's Maxis? ~Insectoid Aristocrat

It's all in character. He's a narcissistic bully and he wants to hurt as many people as possible with his words before going out. He's a craven and a complete jerk, and I'll be as happy as you all when he's dead. I don't mean any actual harm. He's probably the meanest villain in the quest though, so don't go expecting Hannibal lectures from all the NPCs you meet. ~Insectoid Aristoocrat

"Oh yes, kill me then, dog. Obey my order, mongrel! Kill me, mut! Hahaha! Your complacency sickens me. Why take your orders from that white-painted ditz when you could be leading your pack?! You're just too pleased to serve her aren't you? You love to obey." He coughed blood again, the spit indignantly landing on his leather boot.

"Oh ho ho!" Bullied Marty haughtily, "I must say, you're even worse than your incompetent party leader. At least the poor fool tries... But you. I can see you've got talent, but you're wasting it on these pathetic loosers. You could be leading them to glory yourself, but instead you're bickering like a little puppy with its older sibling, always complaining, but ultimately perfectly content with your servitude. Ha ha ha. Yes, you're a good little dog to your little master.... Oh, it's only fitting that one as immaculate as myself shall suffer an ironic death at the hands of cowards and imbeciles." moaned the hideous man

Ah, thanks! ~Insectoid Aristocrat

Or, I could be wrong.... It's happened before. Anyone care to enlighten me? ~Insectoid Aristocrat

"Yes, lead from the back! It's no wonder you're wearing that hideous badge! You're clearly compensating for your own stupidity and cowardliness. Fortunately, I'll have the pleasure of dying at the hands of an at-least somewhat worthy opponent. The old tart with the staff'd do quite nicely. At least he's done something." Ranted the disgusting man. He coughed on his own blood, spitting at the ground. He grinned, his perfect teeth stained in blood.

Round 2 of Facing "the Face." >Karie v. Crawfee (BR) 3 Hit (8/2=4 Damage and Poison transferred) >Nessa v. Crawfee (BR) 1 Shield (14-2*2=24 to Marty, 14 to Crawfee) >Dreyrugr v. Crawfee (FR) 6 Special Damage (Nothing Happens) >Drake v. Crawfee (FR) 4 Miss (No Damage) >Amorith v. Marty (BR) 3 Hit (21-2=19 to Marty, 20 to Crawfee (Dead)) 24+19=43 Damage to Marty 70-43=27 Karie, enraged by Marty's cruel words, lashed out at Crawfee, cutting into him, poisoning him. Nessa followed up with another rapidshot, raining arrows upon Crawfee and Marty. Crawfee, despite his injuries, reached into Dreyrugr's pockets, only to come-up empty handed. Drake swung and the bastard, but only hit the roof. "Caw! You'll gotta do better than that!" Cawed Crawfee... Only to get hit upside the head by Amorith's staff. "Awww!" hissed the were-raven, succumbing to his wounds "You're all aaaaawwwwwfuuuul peeople!" he choked woozily... and fell off the roof, letting out one last, indignant "Caw." Marty “The Face” "You bastards can't beat me! I'm the face of Mercutio's Cult! I'm the bloody Information-Broker! I can't die! Not here!" Type: Humanoid Level: 15 HP: 27 SP: 2 Specials: (determined by dice roll) Roguish Grin: Marty flashes the target a roguish grin, showing off his perfect teeth and winking. The target is enamored for the next three rounds (can be remedied). no longer usable. Mercutio’s Blessing: All enemies regain 10 hp. Quickshot: The Target and the Hero above and below him/her in the battle order each take 5 damage, regardless of row. Drops: 60 gold, Silver Crossbow (WP 7, usable by Rangers) The Party Karie Alderflask (Played by Kintober) *Party Leader* 22 year old Human Rogue, lvl 4 Power: 8 Health: 5/10 Gold: 0 Equipment: Dagger (WP:4) *poisoned* Inventory: Potion (4), Mead (2), Remedy (2), Venom, (1) Smoke bomb (2), Lightning bomb (1), Telescope (1), Bedroll (1), Heirloom Dagger (WP:3), Map of Brendenton (1), Spider Coin (worth 1 gp) (1) Nessa Anárion (herrJJ) 59 years old female elven Ranger Level 8 Power: 14 (Lvl. 8 + WP: 6) Defense: 1 Health: 13 Gold: 0 Equipment: Croise Bow (WP: 6), Leather Armour (SP: 1) Inventory: Potion, Smoke Bomb, Bedroll, Magic Compass, Venom, Drake Flamerobe 25 year old male human Level 5 Knight Power: 10 Defense: 2 Health: 15/15 Ether: 0/0 Gold: 255 Equipment: Greatsword (WP:5), Shield (SP:2) Helmet Inventory: Torch(WP:3), Potion, Phoenix Essence, Tonic, Shovel, Bedroll Dreyrugr (Vash the Stampede) 1000 year old Male Vampire Rogue Level 12 Power: 17 (Level 12+Weapon 5) Health: 18/18 (Rogue Base 7+ Level Bonus 11) Gold: 0 Equipment: Fauxthril Scythe (WP:5), Psuedos Hood Inventory: Potion, Venom x2, Bedroll, Smoke Bomb, Remedy, Grand Potionx2, Smelling Salts x3, Amethyst, Shuriken (WP:5), Mead Amorith Marvelo (Played by legobodgers) Level 12 Mage Power: 21 (12+8+1) Health: 16/16 Ether: 16/16 Gold: 0 Equipment: Dual staff (WP: 8) damages 2 enemies in one hit Inventory: Fang Dagger (WP: 5), opal (ice), ruby (fire), garnet (earth), diamond (light), amethyst (darkness), 7 potions, 9 tonics, 3 remedies, 1 elixir, 3 nostrums, 3 mead, holy bomb, ice bomb, smoke bomb, shovel, bedroll, 3 bones, jo-no tree seed Keep in mind, this is my first battle, so there will be mistakes. Party Leader, please choose turn order. Everyone else signify which row you wish to attack from, and which enemy you wish to attack.

That changes everything. Let me just redo that. Give me another 5 minutes.

YESS!!! Crawfee lived long enough for me to introduce my walking-pun character! Mwahahaha! But yes, next enemies are going to live longer. bloody dark wizards. Switz Mothblade “Is that a knife you've got there in your pocket or are you just stabby to see me?” Type: Humanoid Level: 8 HP: 70 Specials: (Decided by dice-roll) Knife to meet you: The Target is hit by a particularly strong blow, and takes 16 damage. Shank you very much: The Target is stabbed multiple times taking 8 damage and starts bleeding (takes another 1 point of damage until end of combat.) Drops: Potion Oh, what could have been. ~Insectoid Aristocrat

OoC: DISREGARD THIS POST. "Oh, yes, take your time, but I'm afraid you're not long for this world. No one has beaten me in combat before!" he smiled, exposing his white teeth. He coughed out of pain. Round 2 of Facing "the Face." >Karie v. Crawfee (BR) 3 Hit (8/2=4 Damage and Poison transferred) >Nessa v. Crawfee (BR) 1 Shield (14-2=12 to Marty, 14 to Crawfee) >Dreyrugr v. Crawfee (FR) 6 Special Damage (Nothing Happens) >Drake v. Crawfee (FR) 4 Miss (No Damage) >Amorith v. Marty (BR) 3 Hit (21*2=42-2=40 Damage) -1 Poison Damage to Crawfee 4+14+1=19 Damage to Crawfee 36-19=17 12+40=52 Damage to Marty 70-52=18 "Heh! Hey Switz! Switz! Get over here!" "Oh, what's the point!?" Switz Mothblade joins battle. Marty “The Face” "You bastards can't beat me! I'm the face of Mercutio's Cult! I'm the bloody Information-Broker! I can't die!" Type: Humanoid Level: 15 HP: 18 SP: 2 Specials: (determined by dice roll) Roguish Grin: Marty flashes the target a roguish grin, showing off his perfect teeth and winking. The target is enamored for the next three rounds (can be remedied). Mercutio’s Blessing: All enemies regain 10 hp. Quickshot: The Target and the Hero above and below him/her in the battle order each take 5 damage, regardless of row. Drops: 60 gold, Silver Crossbow (WP 7, usable by Rangers) Crawfee “If I live through this round, Marty, I'm outta here!” *poisoned* Type: Flying, Beast Level: 5 HP: 17 Special: Snatch: The were-raven swoops down and take 5 gold from the hero. If the hero has no gold, nothing happens. Drops: 10 gold, potion Note: Every 2 rounds that Crawfee is around, another combatant will join the battle. Switz Mothblade “Is that a knife you've got there in your pocket or are you just stabby to see me?” Type: Humanoid Level: 8 HP: 70 Specials: (Decided by dice-roll) Knife to meet you: The Target is hit by a particularly strong blow, and takes 16 damage. Shank you very much: The Target is stabbed multiple times taking 8 damage and starts bleeding (takes another 1 point of damage until end of combat.) Drops: Potion The Party Karie Alderflask (Played by Kintober) *Party Leader* 22 year old Human Rogue, lvl 4 Power: 8 Health: 5/10 Gold: 0 Equipment: Dagger (WP:4) *poisoned* Inventory: Potion (4), Mead (2), Remedy (2), Venom, (1) Smoke bomb (2), Lightning bomb (1), Telescope (1), Bedroll (1), Heirloom Dagger (WP:3), Map of Brendenton (1), Spider Coin (worth 1 gp) (1) Nessa Anárion (herrJJ) 59 years old female elven Ranger Level 8 Power: 14 (Lvl. 8 + WP: 6) Defense: 1 Health: 13 Gold: 0 Equipment: Croise Bow (WP: 6), Leather Armour (SP: 1) Inventory: Potion, Smoke Bomb, Bedroll, Magic Compass, Venom, Drake Flamerobe 25 year old male human Level 5 Knight Power: 10 Defense: 2 Health: 15/15 Ether: 0/0 Gold: 255 Equipment: Greatsword (WP:5), Shield (SP:2) Helmet Inventory: Torch(WP:3), Potion, Phoenix Essence, Tonic, Shovel, Bedroll Dreyrugr (Vash the Stampede) 1000 year old Male Vampire Rogue Level 12 Power: 17 (Level 12+Weapon 5) Health: 18/18 (Rogue Base 7+ Level Bonus 11) Gold: 0 Equipment: Fauxthril Scythe (WP:5), Psuedos Hood Inventory: Potion, Venom x2, Bedroll, Smoke Bomb, Remedy, Grand Potionx2, Smelling Salts x3, Amethyst, Shuriken (WP:5), Mead Amorith Marvelo (Played by legobodgers) Level 12 Mage Power: 21 (12+8+1) Health: 16/16 Ether: 16/16 Gold: 0 Equipment: Dual staff (WP: 8) damages 2 enemies in one hit Inventory: Fang Dagger (WP: 5), opal (ice), ruby (fire), garnet (earth), diamond (light), amethyst (darkness), 7 potions, 9 tonics, 3 remedies, 1 elixir, 3 nostrums, 3 mead, holy bomb, ice bomb, smoke bomb, shovel, bedroll, 3 bones, jo-no tree seed Keep in mind, this is my first battle, so there will be mistakes. Party Leader, please choose turn order. Everyone else signify which row you wish to attack from, and which enemy you wish to attack.

OoC: No problem. I feel like there's only two choices and I can figure who he's not attacking. Besides, your order includes him, so I'll follow that. "Aww, did I hurt your feelings?" Taunted Marty. OoC: Round coming up soon.

OoC: Still waiting on the Battle Order. I'll run the Round when I get it. Sorry for the double post.