Dannylonglegs

Sylph, having done his shopping, approached the inn, noting the beautiful Dawn, whos radiance was only marred by the buildins and the smoke from their chimneys. "And with the Dawn comes the sun, the moon set upon this side of Nature." Sylph mused to himself before opening the door of the inn. Sylph surveyed the room and narrowed in on their benefactor. He approached her. "Good morning Mam." he stated. "I assume you are Sofia Kalraf?" He asked.

You're right! Argh! I missed the key word Team! :wall: Sorry Brickdoctor. ~Insectoid Aristocrat

At least three times. If you did it later in the rant, I can't tell/am-not-going-back-over-it-with-a-fine-toothed-comb. It's even worse from a rogue, I think, given the loss of income. (although, the SP is a great boon on an individual basis. Rogues and their prestige classes are rather self-focused as a rule, which I like) I tell ya, it's the puppies! (And she prefers 'Goddess' ) Well, getting gold would fit in with the corrupt angle. That's my thought on the matter. Also, it sucks that there's no getting gold class for a starter knight. Also, I like how you mention jack of all trades heroes. In my humble opinion, Druids are the best Jacks of all Trades, with the capacity to Fire Back-row, heal, and read from scrolls.... and talk to aminals! (Just my humble opinion again.) ~Insectoid Aristocrat

You accidentally used the word Cleric instead of Knight... Otherwise, nice rant! ~Insectoid Aristocrat

Sylph walked into the Market. He purchased some items from Portia. 124 Gold Tonic x4: 40 Gold Total: 124-40= 84 gold remaining. Sylph Solanum (Dannylonglegs) unknown age, unknown race Druid *Immune to Fragile* Level 22.66 Power: 33 (22+10+1) Defense: 4 Health: 38/38(21+17+7+1) Ether: 25/25 (5+16+1) Gold: 84 Equipment: Shrapnel Bow (WP: 10, Bow. Every successful hit drops the target's SP by 1) , Ranger's Quiver (WP +1 to bows and crossbows), Emerald Hood (SP: 4, headwear, protects from Fragile), Hide of The Suffering (Bodywear, Power +7 when under a negative status effect. Doesn't stack.) Inventory: Scroll of Frailty, Scroll of Sleep, Scroll of Blindness, Scroll of Sealing, Scroll of Confusion, 2 Potions, 1 Grand Potion, 1 Venom, 1 Smoke Bomb, 2 Fire Bombs, 1 Ice Bomb, 3 Water Bombs, 2 Lightning Bombs, 1 Floral Bomb, 6 Bones, Trial Brew x3, Helmet (Max. health +1), Merry Bow (WP:7, ranged, steals 1 gold with each successful hit except Shield-skills), Emerald, 20-20 glasses (headwear, +1 turn of effect for scrolls), Bedroll, Shovel, Pickaxe, Magnifying Glass, Signet Ring, Saber Teeth, Journal of The Bleeding, Tale of the Invincible King, Psych Documents, Journal of The Wound, Suffering's Journal

"Excellent." Stated Sylph upon realizing he had been chosen. He left quickly for the Market for some last minute shopping.

I'm surprised Pretzel and Sylph aren't at each-others throats. I thought he'd be accusing me of being a heathen devil in a haloween costume. Sylph doesn't care that Pretzel serves another god (in-fact, he secretly finds it irritating to be around other worshipers of Sylvania), but I figured Pretzel wouldn't be quite as accommodating. Yay for Ceric/Cleric understanding! ~Insectoid Aristocrat

"I might have met this druid, though I'll admit, it has been a long time since then. I have not met the other female druid, a human, I believe. I have met Elgar. He recently took up the class after spending time as a summoner. My motives are always aimed at liberating nature from the unnatural, and to preserve it. I always make sure that my actions serve the greater good. Similarly, the masking helmet is for protection.. I strive to speak the truth when I can, and I speak it now. However, words are words, and are ultimately meaningless except as tools. It is actions and intentions one should heed. I wish to return to meditating now. This has been an enlightening conversation." Having grown apathetic to the conversation at hand, Sylph left the table and ordered a glass of water, into which he placed several herbs and returned to his table, hoping to be chosen to go on quest 69.

The Regret should chat with my Big Bad. I think they'd both enjoy this. ~Insectoid Aristocrat

My favorite executive action. This makes my job much easier! I swear, whenever I have a villain that gets tougher as the battle goes along, I'll have the note read: Endgame Syndrome: When ___ gets to half health, stats change. Screw you. ~Insectoid Aristocrat

Right! Heck, why not just Kill 'em all!!! ~Insectoid Aristocrat

Now, if a certain Zeigfried dies tonight, we can make it 4 Heroes with now-dead relatives! ~Insectoid Aristocrat

I didn't realize that was canon, but in that case, yes, three heroes had a relative die. (and considering half of Heroica is related to Sorrow... ) ~Insectoid Aristocrat

Wow, I just realized! Relatives of two Heroes died in this story! Romulus and Karie! It'd be interesting to see Karie as a more-willing Harley Quinn to Ulric... ~Insectoid Aristocrat

Perhaps Heroica betrayed her?! ~Insectoid Aristocrat

Well I'd say Anti-Hero, but usually that means something different. Ex-Hero could work semantics-wise. ~Insectoid Aristocrat

Actually, I'd love to see that! If the Arc hasn't run its course by the time Karie's a minstrel/harlot, and Karie gets a chance at Wolfgang reputation, I could actually see this happening. It'd be a great story development. Also, Heroica could always use more rogue heroes. Your character's fall into (anti)villain status would be particularly believable. Also, it'd be great to see a were-newt Wolfgang General! ~Insectoid Aristocrat

Obviously Ulric just needs new apprentices. ~Insectoid Aristocrat

Oh my... ~Insectoid Aristocrat

I don't know. As much as I want Sorrow to kill them, I also want them to live. I think Patricia would want them in jail too, as is the running rule apparently. ~Insectoid Aristocrat

Awww. But a TF gun would be so fun! ~Insectoid Aristocrat

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