Commodore Hornbricker

This entry strikes me more of an excuse for you to buy and play with pink Lego... . Funny - Yes - A cry for help – Definitely.

That made me laugh! I knew it was going to be good when I read the title. What the underdeveloped libido Bluecoats don't realize is it takes a real man to satisfy a camel and that camel looks especially satisfied!

An excellent entry for the 6year old and under boys who play with dolls category! It really made me laugh. You did an amazing job with the photos! Red and Retarded was a great line...almost as good as Blue and Brainless.

Congratulations to all ten of our finalists and a big thank you for all those that risked life, limb and personal pride on entering the Tournament. Based on my calculations, our Tournament top 5 Finalists from each side are: For the Redcoats: 135 votes Capt. Thomas Foolery - 43 votes ZCerberus - 34 votes Skalldyr - 14 votes mcfarlandman - 13 votes General Redwater - 12 votes For the Bluecoats: 129 votes Captain Blue Hair - 35 votes Fugazi - 27 votes Oky Wan Kenobi - 19 votes Admiral Croissant - 15 votes The Inventor - 13 votes Finalists, the Final Round is now open and you're in it. You have until August 5th to post your new comic. Best of Luck! With the Redcoats receiving the most votes and the top round 1 vote getter, I'd have to say the Redcoats have a slight advantage heading into the final round! Thanks for all the fantastic entries from everyone. Congratulations to our finalists! If you missed out on the final round or you didn't have a chance to sign up to begin with, don't worry, we are going to announce some special prizes you could still compete for in the final round.

My votes are: The Inventor 2 mcfarlandman 2 Skalldyr 3 Voting is now closed! Based on my calculations, our Tournament top 5 Finalists from each side are: For the Redcoats: 135 votes Capt. Thomas Foolery - 43 votes ZCerberus - 34 votes Skalldyr - 14 votes mcfarlandman - 13 votes General Redwater - 12 votes For the Bluecoats: 129 votes Captain Blue Hair - 35 votes Fugazi - 27 votes Oky Wan Kenobi - 19 votes Admiral Croissant - 15 votes The Inventor - 13 votes Finalists, the Final Round is now open and you're in it. You have until August 5th to post your new comic. Best of Luck! With the Redcoats receiving the most votes and the top round 1 vote getter, I'd have to say the Redcoats have a slight advantage heading into the final round! Thanks for all the fantastic entries from everyone. Congratulations to our finalists! If you missed out on the final round or you didn't have a chance to sign up to begin with, don't worry, we are going to announce some special prizes you could still compete for in the final round.

I think a mention is good manners but not necessary. I don't feel it's a big deal. Most creations Lego or otherwise have connections to other previous work. Did the guy who built the original car acknowledge the actual designer of the Lamborghini? After all he was copying someone elses design.

They look great. I'd love one! You can include the horse or not. I usually hold a sword, wine glass or cigar. Thanks

Welcome to EB. Sounds like you have a nice collection so far. I am sure you'll enjoy being a member.

Welcome to EB! The part about 37 with a wife and kids sounds familiar. I know you'll enjoy being a member.

As a fellow Bay Area resident...Welcome to EB! I am sure you'll enjoy being a member.

Welcome to EB. Always especially nice to have another pirate fan aboard!

Welcome Jeff. I am sure you will enjoy being a member of EB. Actually I heard you just take their sets when their parents aren't looking and run for it.

Very funny! I do want to point out the full, thick and manly facial hair Joey and I had even as children. We are going to let this come in a little late so it'll be posted in the vote topic soon.

The Round 1 voting thread is open. Have at it!

Voting for the first round of the Second Annual Redcoats vs. Bluecoats Tournament of Retribution is now open. The top 5 vote getters from each side (Redcoat and Bluecoat) will advance to the final "Prize" round of the Tournament. You have seven (7) points and you can award them amongst the 22 entries as you please but cannot vote for yourself. Each entry's title is a link to the full comic, so please have a read and get ready to laugh! Voting for the first round will conclude on July 21 so be sure to vote for those you want to see compete in the final round! Note: We have added one late entry into the Tournament. Feel free to adjust your voting or not before the the deadline. 1. ToR II Bluecoat Entry - "Joey Lock, Please Don't Kill Me For This!!!" by Capt.JohnPaul 2. ToR II Bluecoat Entry - "A Tortured Prisoner" by Burman 3. ToR II Redcoat Entry - "The Execution" by Emperor Claudius Rome 4. ToR II Redcoat Entry - "A Spy at Night is a Coward at Day" by Kerntechniker 5. ToR II Redcoat Entry - "Brothers in Arms" by KingoftheZempk 6. ToR II Bluecoat Entry - "The Redcoat's Nasty Secret" by Brig. Brick 7. ToR II Bluecoat Entry - "Guess Who's Coming to Dinner?" by Fugazi 8. ToT II Bluecoat Entry - "Admiral Croissant and the Mousetrap" by Admiral Croissant 9. ToR II Bluecoat Entry - "The Hanging of Captain Blue Hair (or Maybe Not)" by the Inventor 10. ToR II Redcoat Entry - "Capt. Thomas Foolery's Scintillatingly Scurvy History of the Coats" by Capt. Thomas Foolery 11. ToR II Redcoat Entry - "A Whale of a Tale" by mcfarlandman 12. ToR II Bluecoat Entry - "Insert Compelling Discription Here" by Dan the Brickman 13. ToR II Redcoat Entry - "The Secret Weapon" by Skalldyr 14. ToR II Bluecoat Entry - "The Adventures of the Blue Avenger!" by Oky Wan Kenobi 15. ToR II Redcoat Entry - "Fleet Week Debauchery! or Trollololo!" by Nich Artri 16. ToR II Bluecoat Entry - "Are You Smarter than a 5th Grader...Err Redcoat" by Ratshot 17. ToR II Redcoat Entry - "Death of the Bluecoat High Command....." by General Redwater 18. ToR II Redcoat Entry - "Helen of Toy" by ZCerberus 19. ToR II Redcoat Entry - "Captain's Log - the Properties of the Bluecoat Flag and More" by ThatGuyWithTheBricks 20. ToR II Bluecoat Entry - "The Red Lympics..." by Captain Blue Hair 21. ToR II Redcoat Entry - "Mr. Wayneright's Interrupted Lunch" by TheCrimsonTrooper 22. ToR II Bluecoat Entry - "Redcoats are so Childish" by General Armendariz The final round begins July 22 and concludes August 5!

....NEWS ALERT.... Words cannot describe the reports being received from the ToR II Studio today. There seems to be a lot of confusion, accusations and denials being hurled back and forth by the Bluecoats and the Redcoats. Bluecoat officials have said, “Ummm…we don’t understand all fuss….um….these stories are ridiculous….um….nothing happened….that is just crazy….um….we would never….um….we have to go now!” Redcoat officials, in between bouts of hysterical laughter responded by saying, “Oh it happened, we have the pictures to prove it, just look at their faces and smell their breath! They did it and what’s worse, they enjoyed it!”

I was beginning to worry you weren't going to make it! Excellent comic. I was going to say the ostrich head photo made me laugh the most but given its content that might send the wrong message so I'll just say you're a dirty bast@*&!

Ha another great entry. I really like the dung cart picture. It is great to see a Bluecoat returning to where they come from!

Great entry. You went all out with some very memorable killing scenes. The anchor was very funny. The last photo made me laugh the hardest.... you four eyed Bluecoat freak!

WOW. That is something else. This is the kind of MOC that photos never do justice to unfortunately. Very piratical!

It was sure funny though! Thanks for the laugh. My only question is why were you tall in your comic?

A fantastic and comical entry. It is always nice to see your wonderful Fort Brighton and that Trojan head was awesome!