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Then how do they?...How are?...with only one who-ha...er...weird. Actually, I doubt her who-ha has made many babies lately. Or maybe her who-ha made all the babies and that's why she's so haggard.

General game sign-up is on pause right now...

My what? I don't understand that sentence, you stereotype yourself. Gruff female semi driver. Please, talk about the stock character filing cabinet. Awesome! That's much better. OK, carry onto the farm then...

Oh, good. You certainly know a lot about me for just peering through the train window for a couple of hours. Weird-megablocks town. I'm so grateful. Thank you very much. Great. Anybody who isn't a townie want to go to the farm? And Schmelt, can I have my knife already? *whispers* but be discreet about it...

I didn't really read it. What am I saying? I have the slot after Zepher. So, you have some time to flesh your game out, then...

Um, Grease told me he wanted you to go with him.

Um, are you going to the farm, Lorraine?

Perhaps after Zepher runs her game.

Well, I wanted to stay on the train, but since no group is doing that and Arin is burning so hard for me that she can't seem to stay in my presence. So since I'm forced onto this adventure, I may as well be brave. I've never really gone this far from my front door even, so if I die, it was an exciting adventure and I made new friends. If I had to say I trusted anybody it would Jethro, so I'll take group 3: Visit the Friendly Farm I might like to bring my knife, though. Schmelt said I could have it back whenever I wanted. I think it might come in handy. Personally, I think group 3 will have it the worst. The title is probably misleading. Why are we all leaving the train anyway. Don't you guys remember the screwy farmer telling us that the mayor tries to kill anyone who leaves? :wacko:

I also voted. Due to some interesting information I received by PM, I believe I know who the traitorous pilot is...

Do you know what lies in the shadow of the statue? Did you see the Eiffel Tower? What were the specifics of the warning? Huh? What? That's rather disturbing. Guys, in my experience Arin knows what she's talking about. We should look into this passive aggressive accusation that Eleanor is killing people and putting them in the furnace. Could it then be blood soaking the coals?? They are weird doors. As if they are part of the train wall but have a thick weird hinge. More like a secret passage than a door. The people who manufactured the train must not want to invest in decorated elements anymore... Didn't you see Pee Wee's Big Adventure? Female truck drivers are evil! You have rock samples?! I'd be so interested to see some? Shall I start insulting you? Or maybe I can just follow Grease around and pick up the ones you throw at him. Shut the windows... What a good point. *opens window* Hey odd loitering townspeople! Do you know any of us??!! *closes window before one of them can crawl in and eat us...or our golf balls.* Oh crap crap. Double crap. Crap crap crap. Jethro?? Oh, sometimes I don't hear so good. Carry on... Sounds like the stereotype is the only normal townsperson. Let's remember that he can fix engines and not kill him, OK? Seriously, people. Let's not kill this guy. As much as you've got!! Phew... that was close. Oh, can I make a purchase order or does the staff have to do that??

Dynamic Move: Go take a nap in my cabin.

I think you're a witch...or probably a heretic although I'm not sure the difference.

What is this accent? Where are you from? Is Schmelt a family name? OK, later friend! Bye! Have fun! Bring souvenirs! Don't forget to check out the Eifell Tower!

Thank you Aeturnus. You can find further discussion of that in our Star Wars forum, though.

Tipi? I voted for Tippecanoe and Tyler too, consarnit! Wait, what did I just say?

So, I totally went ahead and talked to the spirit of Widanko and asked him what loyalty Ivy had, but he blanked and acted all flaky. Almost as if the painting hadn't informed him that he'd be involved in the game in this capacity. Anyway, he grabbed my boobies and I asked if I could get an extra investigation for the day, but we'll have to see. I think I should clear all of the dead first before we move on to the living. What do you guys think?

Can you give Stash a role in the rest of the game. Hopefully some sort of angry janitor. Or better yet, a different character every day-each one getting killed in some unnecessary way. I would be amused.

Can't we lock the doors? You don't seem to understand the concept of whispering. Abba? Oh no, these isn't a Swedish town, is it? Gross. All right. Where's the sailor and the indian? I'm awake, thanks for your concern. But don't worry *points to stomach* my head is just fine. *graduates from the Eleanor School of Whispering* You know, Arin-I think you may be the smartest person on this train. So, what do you think happened with the engine? Oh yes, I would like a Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwich, no crusts please. Good idea. Hey, don't you think it'd be clever if MTV had a commercial that was a three-dimensional letter V filled with water and then being emptied? Then it would be an Emp-Ty V. Get it? What's so special about this town? ABBA lives here? What?

*momentarily awakes* Oh right, you mean you telling me I was quick to point fingers and me pointing out that you were quicker to point the finger at Arin and Mark with even less evidence than I have against Max and I was quick to defend them and that Max deserves the finger. That conversation? Yeah, I bet we'll continue it later. *crawls back under daffodils and sleeps*

Oh, um...OK. I don't remember being in the middle of a conversation. I have a slight bump on my noggin. I'm going to go to my cabin to lay down. And if I'm not allowed to do that then I shall dynamically lay right down on the floor here and go to sleep.

Can we vote for who to kill now?

I see the new chapter is up. It's about time...

When will Chapter 4 be up? This is taking too long!

Doesn't matter to me if you believe it or not. I think we should just throw the knife off of the train if it's so much trouble. By the way, what is the big deal? I would imagine Schmelt has dozens of knives not locked up.