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Crap I hit add reply before typing. Stupid quote button. Hold for full post please... Ivan the terrible is the one who suggested Eskalon/Engofi was infected. He didn't offer much backup but I fwed the info to Barney. Ivan's source seems suspicious as he is throwing about a bunch of hearsay and claiming that his source was "right about (Fassin Trevlac)." The rest of Ivan's reasoning was based on the fact that Engofi wasn't voting for Sarah, which we now know was actually a good thing for Engofi to do. Ivan also told me that he though Sarah was infected so my source (meaning Barney) was most likely paranoid-which doesn't make sense because Ivan was going on the assumption that Sarah was infected. In conclusion, Ivan is not a good person to rely on or speak to behind the scenes as the info given is pretty weak... Furthermore, I'm still perplexed by the information Sarah knew about the scars on her belly. What was it she said about that? Oh right... Here again, we see that something is inside her but it's not dangerous and there are scars on her stomach. Was something implanted in her to make her unifectable? Boy, that would be convoluted... Clearly she knows something is odd about her condition and her role in this game...of life and she's laying the groundwork to not go after Barney, because she knows how misleading this information is. Rather nice of her considering we were about to shove her out of an airlock to her death. Does anybody else have scars on their bellies?? OK, so here Sarah gives us the rest of the info she knows... She isn't dangerous as long as she's alive. That's important, we have to figure out what that means! How would she be dangerous if she died due to whatever was inside of her... Does anybody have a theory about that??? What's annoying about our AI is that she knows what's going on but won't help us. The note on today's security log says "You don't have a clue, do you?" What a bitch! Here's what we know: Wieners enter people through their heads. (We saw this on the first security log) Sarah had something inside her that appeared to enter through her belly. Sarah claimed the scars on her belly proved she wasn't infected. Sarah also said she wasn't dangerous as long as she was alive. Barney claims to have investigated Sarah and the scanner gave him incorrect information. We've got a lot of thinking to do here...

OK, so we have no idea what the deal is with the scars on her belly or whatever was growing inside her that she was told "wasn't dangerous as long as she was alive???"

I'm thoroughly confused.

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If you are convicted and were not infected then this is the oddest occurrence & most convoluted character trait ever in a game...of life.

Um...what? So, you're not in danger as long as you're alive? Sounds like you're infected and you're probably spreading it as well. How does it become dangerous if you die? I'm confused by this and more convinced that we should get rid of you.

My reports have conflicted with nobody else's. Please be specific about which one has. You seem to be running a circular argument against your own theory to make it look like I've contradicted myself which I haven't. What the hell is a reverse investigator? It seems you are going out of your way to try to confuse others. Uh, no...duh. That's the whole point. Protecting the investigator. Remind me to never hire you for my security team. OK, so you honestly need more than the fact that my investigator tells me she has a wiener as Sarah herself admits to having scars on her belly and something growing inside of her???? Buck up little camper. There are lives at stake, including yours. It's not the time to be wishy-washy. Pick who you believe and stick to it. The black hole isn't getting any farther away. Or it might be by some physics property that I have no knowledge of. Any nerd care to jump in and explain, that'd be cool.

With that black hole approaching, blowing the pregnant woman with the wiener appears to be the best option, so: Vote: Sir Dillon/Sarah Ohce

The investigator informs me that the scanner that is used to perform the investigation indicated an oddity in the findings but an infection beyond a reasonable doubt. However, I'd hate to blow a pregnant mother out of an airlock...unless of course she has a wiener. That's not harsh, but logical and I would expect nothing else. Thank you for assuming I'm that smart. I am, however, afraid I may be just a pawn at this point. But your thought process is a good one. You'd make good security! We all need to think like this if we're going to survive this ordeal...

I trust this crew member to be telling the truth... I would be very surprised if Sarah turned out to not actually have a wiener.

Darling, I think it's against our own security regulations to vote for a fellow crew member until 24 hours has passed. Now, I no longer suspect Florentzia, but as I have stated I have solid reason to believe that Sarah has a wiener. Furthermore, I take full responsibility for bearing the news of our investigator. If I've been lied to I'll give up the scanner's identity. If a killer comes after me in the night for relaying the information the scanner is giving me, I have told this particular crew member whom I trust most to act as a confidante in case I am murdered...

Oh oops. Well, all these weird names. I still think Sarah is infected. And this is why: As head of security I am trusted impeccably by some of our staff. One of the ship's crew has come forward and informed me that they have the ability to scan people's bodies for wieners at night. Last night this crew member scanned Sarah and discovered that she has a wiener.

Hmmm. I was right. Perhaps Sarah Ohce is also infected then...

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This is very suspicious. According to the security tapes you keep saying things and then erasing our memories with your magic alien powers so we don't remember you've said them. Good thing your magic doesn't work on surveillance video.

Mmmmm...Pumpkin...

Chief? Where? Oh right. That's me. Still not used to that. Well let's get drunk and try on each other's headlamps in that closet... I mean...let's make sure the wienies don't get inside of us. That would suck.

It's me. I accused him of being infected before he voted. And I did actually suspect the both of you together for voting for Jad Suur (or whatever) with little evidence. So, if ValenciaOrangenzia or whatever his/her name is. (Dude looks like a lady-reminds me of that song from the Kangdor system, Snarf Looks Like a Snorfblat.) I'm not saying I ever had a solid case. My vote for ValensheaLucrezia was just an inkling and could very well be wrong. I'm the first to admit it's a weak case. However, if he/she is guilty, I will be suspicious of you as well... If not, I'll just go duuuuuuh

It wasn't just that. He also seemed to try to gloss over the possibility of a serial killer after reviewing last night's events. Both of those things together gave me enough reason to try to vote for him over anybody else... Where have you been, by the way, Barney? Haven't seen you around a lot today...

I would probably think that if I were you too. Florentzia just seems suspicious and if I had to vote, he's my lost likely suspect. I certainly don't expect a bandwagon to form for him but I think it bears keeping an eye on him.

The only person I find suspicious so far is you. You and Sir Dillon have both voted with little evidence against Jad Suur and now you're trying to convince us all to vote for someone just for the sake of voting. If you were infected it would be pretty easy for you to decide who to vote for as the infected seem to know who is un-infected, judging by the way they've been killing at night. Perhaps you are one of the infected and we should vote for you instead? I'll do that, just in case. Vote: Jim Butcher/Florentzia

Security's my job there, dude. Don't take offense.

What a narrow view of the possibilities. There could also be a serial killer and perhaps a non-infected killer who decided not to use their night action. Perhaps you are trying to throw us off the trail of one of the killers? Could you be a serial killer yourself?

Well, my lady love doth over-estimate her own importance. There is a pilot left to fly the ship, yes and that's not you. That's all I was asking. I'm just happy wer're not drifting aimlessly through space. It's a good thing I'm fascinated by wieners, honey. For your sake anyway...

Pardon my late arrival everyone. I wish I had a better excuse, but I was just trashed last night and had to sleep off a pretty nasty hangover here... Oh crap. None of this is good. We do have another captain don't we? Space wieners? You mean nerds in plaid pants with pocket protectors? Let us turn their underpants into hoods! I am also oddly intrigued by the prospect of smoking wieners. Where is Jonesy anyway? Hmmm...Airborne wieners seem highly unlikely to me. Callous about the deaths of two righteous dudes is not cool, lady. Perhaps you shouldn't put such a huge target on yourself. Perhaps alien-infected people don't show the same emotions we other life forms do. Perhaps the cool demeanor towards the death of our comrades is a clue that this little lady has a wiener stuck in her somewhere. And what do you mean every time? How often do we find dead bodies around here? I don't remember it happening much...but I do drink a lot. But what behaviors shall we look for? The only odd behavior the camera shows is killing someone. And that's what we're discussing doing right now, voting someone to death... it'll be hard to find our wieners that way. I agree with your vacuum-sucking wiener idea. If there are any more little wieners in here, the vaccuum will suck them out to space, where they'll shrivel up and die from lack of oxygen, that is-if they breathe oxygen. That makes him the most likely to "go Ash" on us, spewing white gunk all over and freaking the freak out, you know? If one of our crew was to snap and go all serial killer, the android could be it. Unless he's a newer Bishop model... Why are you all so obsessed with Earth media? Why there's plenty of other great art in the galaxy to compare our situation to. Why there's a passion play on the moons of Xanthorbratan that portrays the origins of their religion when a space wiener infected the brain of a moon crater hermit and taught the starving people how to create moon-muffins from poisonous moon toad stools. In the end the wiener falls out and descends into the heavens while the hermit falls to the ground a lifeless husk of a Xanthorbratian host. Good point you guy there. Perhaps this transient wiener is so intelligent it absorbs the knowledge of the host and uses what it knows about our crew to sabotage our resources. Perhaps my hotty lady Shadows person, who I happen to be madly in love with, is right. The wieners may go after a security guard tonight. We should all keep our guns aimed for wieners. As I just said, yes. They did go after the captain first, right? They must be able to use the information in the brain of the host to decide who among us is important enough to kill. So while some wieners will infect others at night, other wieners might be out to kill us... There does not seem to be enough evidence to convict anyone at this point, although Ada appears suspiciously crass towards the value of human life... Well, every vessel has cells in case aggressive species are encountered or in case of space madness or a rebelling worker. Duh. Everybody knows that. Perhaps he is hinting to us that he has some sort of special ability to help our journey that he can only use at night, some sort of night action perhaps. If this is what he's hinting at, perhaps it would be best to not kill him...