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Let me point out some things that Lord Sirion is doing to confuse you all. He is obsessing over the difference between Sorcerer and Wizard so that when it is revealed that he is the Wizard, you will all think that he is good. Perhaps our Friar is right that all magic is out to harm the good people in this game...of life. That's certainly a possibility for all of you to consider. Let's look at how Ambassador Sirion has brushed aside the identities of the other two people in the hidden scenario at the beginning of this day. Why is he less concerned with them and defending them as well? Why is he saying the role blocker must be good to be blocking evil? Wouldn't a role blocker just be taking a shot in the dark unless they were scum? Then they would know exactly who to go after to not block their own team's actions. And nothing is said of the assassin either, except to say that he is probably good too because he was attacking evil. Well, decide for yourselves how important the difference between the two words are to you. Perhaps as different as the words witch and heretic. I'm sure an argument over those two words would not be very useful to our longevity. Finally, I ask you to consider the ancient art of war known as Meat Shielding. If I die and am scum, I am certainly Ambassador Sirion's Meat Shield without a doubt. If however I am not a dragon you should definitely believe that he is an evil Wizard working for the dragons. Listen to the Friar. Magic can lead to horrible things. I have a long history as a sorcerer and it hasn't always lead me down the right path. But, I stand before you today and say that I am on the side of the kingdom and I hope that my death leads to the removal of the evil Dragon Wizard. The one who controls the night killer and the role blocker. Do not trust him and do not tell my wife any secrets and you should do fine in this game...of life. I was told that the Dragon Wizard is my nemesis. That is clearly Ambassador Sirion. I hope you all can see that. I hope, if I die, that you all will see I had no loyalty to the dragons. And if this is my last speech to you all then to my wife I say, "You babbling bitch, I love you more than life itself. You're so brave to face those dragons and stand up for me." and to my enemies I say, "I hope to see you all burn in hell, piggies. Oink oink." Ahem...furthermore I'm observing Ambassador Sirion desperately watching over our deliberations. He won't leave the thread room for even a second. Desperate Silver-tongued scum.

You mean all of the stuff I asked you not to reveal? Really, I've never seen such a weak defense. Anyway, that title is the warning that precedes your banning.

So can I.

Maybe you're just dumb?

I should've known you wouldn't have just shut up.

Oops, I meant she. There, of course, is no way I could affect the young maiden's vote in the way she is describing. Look at her actions carefully. She wants you to believe through these "spasms" that I have changed her vote. The game...of life host has not been by to enforce such a game convention, nor has enough time passed for a magic spell to take effect. Do you really think anyone would have an action to change someone's vote for 5 minutes? The true Dragons have started to reveal themselves.

Why must it always be the desperate unskilled ones? Oh Dragons, what a mistake you've made in employing such a weak-minded fool. Residents of Matidoer Castle beware this villain in the night and the next day. He thinks you will believe I am manipulating him with magic. A desparate attempt from an amature player...of life. Vote for this scum tomorrow if I am gone. The first Dragon has indeed revealed himself to us.

I know she was not with you and I am definitely not a Dragon. So, perhaps people will continue to believe you. I have no idea why they would, but they are. So congratulations. I just hope they all catch on before they're all dead.

Oh shut up.

What's inory? What are you being all haughty about anyway? Why do you keep switching your votes? Are you making things up again? You are trying to act like I am manipulating you? Are you eating poisoned toast? Again a dragon, huh? What is it, the same as last time? Perhaps my wife did spend the night with Lord Sirion. I don't even know anymore...

She hasn't retracted anything. Her story is more consistent than yours. So there. Um, believe me! Well, I'm the loyal Night Killer. I was told I had a nemesis from the past in the Castle. I went out to kill Sirion last night and from the little cartoon at the beginning of the day, it appears that he is my nemesis, who I was told is the Dragon Wizard. Then someone blocked me, then someone tried to kill me. It seems like three Dragons were out to get me last night. That's my story. I would like for someone to protect me tonight if they believe me. I hope there is a bodyguard somewhere. I have some magic shields but am not sure how long they will last. I know my wife is loyal. I believe that (don't know character names) Alice and Sandy are also loyal. Bob the Construction man seems likely to be innocent. The Dragon who blocked me appears to be (insert character name) Stash2Sixx, the clue from the potato reference is he was killed by a potato cart in the first Mystery Castle game...of life. I don't know who tried to kill me. If Sirion is the night killer and the assassin was a serial killer or if Sirion only has power against me, his nemesis when I go after him. However, I have talked to Sirion about this behind the scenes and he's as confused about it as I am. The notes I get from God tell me I'm a killer but never said specifically I was a sorcerer, but according to my Night Actions that sorcerer has to be me as far as I can tell. I would like to thank my lovely wife for attempting to go up against the silver-tongued Lord Sirion on my behalf. I may not make it far in this game...of life now that she has revealed all of my secrets, but I believe her to be loyal and she will always have my love with her no matter what happens to me.

OK, sorry. Had to rush to get myself unconvicted. I don't find this game talk. I'm just explaining that I went to a BBQ and came back and I was almost dead. This is much harder than the last game. I think my chances of survival are slim, but I was trying to make alliances and figure out who to trust before I left and I came back and I was almost convicted. That sent me into panic mode. Not quite "oink oink piggies" panic mode, but close. Anyway, I feel that would be true if I was loyal or scum so I don't consider this playing the game. I'm just glad I have some time now. Thanks... And no, I won't apologize for anything I've said.

Thank you! Finally, someone around here is reasonable. What a relief. Let's all calm down and have some unpoisoned toast and try to sort out what happened. So sorry to have panicked. I left in a reasonable state and when I returned to the conversation I was almost convicted so now let's all take a deep breath and talk about what happened last night and what to do next. Anybody have any questions for me about my Night Action and what happened last night? Lady Beatrice, perhaps we are not dead yet. I love you again. Sorry I lost my temper.

Yes, I'm considering that.

Oh shut up.

There's nothing in the rules about a majority being reached and not overturned. So unvote me please. You're all making a mistake.

I hate you. There. Desperation? What a pretty new tag Alice has in her profile. :wink:

But what crap are you spewing about being with her??? It's more made up bull that doesn't exist that people are buying for some reason!! Perhaps they are being offered tags...of life to vote along with you. :wink: People, here's a clue to someone who is lying: They make up game...life game...conventions that don't exist. Like being with Lady Harcourt all night. That is pure nonsense! Nothing is setup in any rules for that to occur. It makes no sense. And you're falling for it. When you all end up dead, don't forget to blame yourselves...and Zepher Lady Harcourt the Blabber.

Idiots.

Are you looking in a mirror??? I can't believe any of you are listening to his crap again???? Why don't we just change the name of this forum...of life to "Shadows kills all the people with low will power." The subtitle...of life will be "Trust Zepher and die on day 2." Idiots. Idiots idiots idiots. :hmpf: :hmpf:

Roll over and die because I'm innocent? What sort of sense does that make? Give up the castle, give up the alliance, give up the country and let our women and children be murdered by Dragons? What kind of talk is this??

Well, this way you lose a loyal person with a valuable night action and leave Shadows to rule the game again. Advice to future players of this game...of life: Don't tell stupid Zepher with anything. Ever. Vote him off on the first day. He doesn't know how to keep his cards close.

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Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa! What is the matter with you people? Believing Shadows Sirion a visiting Ambassador once sworn against the Matidoer over me, a Lord of this castle? How many times must you all be murdered by Sirion or his ancestors in game after game...of life before you realize he cannot be trusted? It is Sirion who is the Dragon Wizard, that is what my Night Actions have revealed to me. My wife speaks the truth. I could kill her for being so weak and I shouldn't have trusted her. I am the sorcerer. Investigate me. Whoever the Investigator is, investigate me and you will be more than satisfied that I am loyal. I went after Shadows knowing that he is a master of deceit last night, and as you see in the pictures, the person I went after is the Wizard. And he reveals that he is also difficult to kill. Again, Shadows Sirion wields power and will take all of you down again if you don't switch your votes to him instead. There is an ancient rift between the two of us and he can't win this game...of life unless I die. He will pick each one of you off and win if you don't listen to me and to reason for once. Don't listen to Ambassador Sirion, he is the Dragon Master, I know this for certain! Everyone unvote me and vote: ImperialShadows/Ambassador Sirion and for once live to win a game...of life!

Good morning everyone. It's a shame Ethel was loyal, but she was possessed by the devil and at least now her soul is free and we are free from her shrill annoying devil babbling.