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The Day Six conclusion has been posted. WhiteFang, thanks for playing!

Everyone is gathered for Wilem's last meal. The Cross-Dressing Construction Man is watching the door and the Criminal Construction Crew is giving him a hard time. "We hear this is a dinner theater!" The Criminal Foreman drunkenly slurs. "We want to see Star Wars!" The Other Criminal Construction Man chimes in. "Don't make me hurt you two." The Cross-Dressing Construction Man warns. "Hey hey," The Hottie Criminal Construction Man interjects, "Stop giving the gentleman in the pant suit a hard time. Go sit down and wait for the play to start." The other Criminal Construction Men go inside. "Your eyes are as blue as the stuff I clean my toilet with." The Hottie Criminal Construction Man says, "If you were a dish in the prison cafeteria, you'd be Salisbury Steak with gorgeous sauce." "Oh you..." The Cross-Dressing Construction Man giggles, "I've got a boyfriend!" "And I've got a great place to hide bodies." The Hottie Criminal Construction Man says. The Hottie Criminal Construction Man tries to keep the others quiet as the play starts. "Help me Obi-Wan" Agent Veronica says, "You're my only hope." "I'm not recording," Wilem says. "But that's what you're supposed to do." Agent Veronica explains. "I don't care," Wilem states, "You're all stupid and deserve to die. I won't go along with this stupid play either." "You're a droid, you do what people say." Agent Veronica explains further, "You don't have your own will power. Bring this message to Obi-Wan Kenobi." "Your face is Obi-Wan Kenobi." Wilem tells her. "Record the message!" Agent Veronica demands. "Bite me!" Wilem answers, "Bitch." "I'm afraid R2 has run off." Yan tells Patrick. "No, I haven't." Wilem says, "I'm right here." "Well if he did, I'm sure you'd have to clean him and accidentally play a message." Yan hints to the other two actors. "There's no message. I erased it." Wilem tells them. "I just want to go to Tashi Station and pick up some poooower conveeeeerteeeeeeeerrrrrrrssss." Patrick whines. "Oh no! Sand people!" "Tell me about my father, Obi-Wan." Patrick says. "Obi-Wan won't say anything," Yan tells him, "She only speaks once a day and she's done it, so that's all we get." "These aren't the droids you're looking for." Ruslana waves her hand. "Yes, we are!" Wilem says. "No, these aren't the droids you're looking for. You don't hear the droid." Ruslana waves her hand again. "We are the droids you're looking for." Wilem interrupts, "Look, it's us! We're right here. Arrest us, destroy us and end this stupid story!" "Hey, these are the droids we're looking for." Denis says, "You were trying to trick us with your wavey-handy spooky talk." Bang! "You know," The Criminal Foreman says, "Those were the droids they were looking for." "I don't remember them killing Ben, but I guess the lesbians know best." The Other Criminal Construction Man says. "And that's a megabluck'n snowtrooper costume." The Criminal Foreman complains, "Why would there be a snowtrooper in the desert?? This has killed my willing suspension of disbelief." Polina Solo shoots first, bitch! "Hey Polina Solo, someone's at the spaceship door." Wilem says. "Did somebody order a pizza?" Polina asks. Polina screams as she is sucked out the airlock. "Aw, he got sucked out the airlock. Now we don't have a pilot." Wilem laughs. "We're stuck in a tractor beam." Yan tinkers and cries. "Aw, shit!" Wilem curses. "Rawr!" Falicia says. "Obi-Wan never told you the truth about your father." Samuel says to Patrick. "Hey this scene isn't from Star Wars!" The Criminal Foreman shouts, "It's from Empire!" "It's not a TV," The Hottie Criminal Construction Man says, "You're interrupting the play. You always embarrass me whenever we go out." "And you leave the toilet seat up, man." The Other Criminal Construction Man chimes in, "You gotta stop that shit." "Enough of this!" Wilem shouts as he kicks Patrick into the void of the Cloud City ventilation shaft. "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!" Patrick screams. "Hey!" Samuel protests, "I was going to tell him I'm his father and then take him to Tashi Staaaaaatiooooooooon." Samuel gets a kick from Wilem too. "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!" "That's it!" Shouts the Criminal Foreman, "You've ruined the whole story!" Bang! And this is the end of Wilem (WhiteFang). "I hate guys with no work ethic." The Criminal Foreman cries, "You have to be a team player!" "Now, now Criminal Foreman." The Hottie Criminal Construction Man consoles him, "Remember what we learned in group therapy? Just because someone has a bad work ethic doesn't mean you can get all shooty or stabby." "I need a hug," The Criminal Foreman sobs. Send me your night actions!!!!

vote tally Wilem (WhiteFang): 7 votes (Sandy, Dragonator, def, Rick, CallMePieOrDie, Captain Tamamono, Brickdoctor) Dmitri (Dragonator): 4 votes (WhiteFang, iamded, JimButcher, Quarryman) Day Seven is now over. With 7 votes, Wilem (WhiteFang) has been convicted. Please get your night actions in ASAP. You have 24 hours to submit them. Late night actions will not be accepted. Thank you.

vote tally Wilem (WhiteFang): 7 votes (Sandy, Dragonator, def, Rick, CallMePieOrDie, Captain Tamamono, Brickdoctor) Dmitri (Dragonator): 4 votes (WhiteFang, iamded, JimButcher, Quarryman)

It's discussed at length in the topic, KimT.

vote tally Wilem (WhiteFang): 8 votes (Sandy, JimButcher, Dragonator, def, Rick, CallMePieOrDie, Captain Tamamono, Brickdoctor) Dmitri (Dragonator): 2 votes (WhiteFang, iamded) *Red signifies a conviction has been reached. 24 hours remain in Day Six. If you have no intention of changing your vote, please get your Night Actions in ASAP. The sooner I can get the next day thread together, the faster the game can progress. Thank you.

vote tally Wilem (WhiteFang): 8 votes (Sandy, JimButcher, Dragonator, def, Rick, CallMePieOrDie, Captain, Tamamono, Brickdoctor) Dmitri (Dragonator): 2 votes (WhiteFang, iamded) *Red signifies a conviction has been reached. Although there is currently a conviction, the day will still last the full 72 hours. During that time, the conviction can be over-turned. If you are happy with your vote, please send your night action in. The sooner I can prepare for Day Seven, the shorter the game night will be. I specified game night in case anybody thought that the actual night would be shortened by getting night actions in early. As a Mafia host I can change the space time continuum but will not in this case. I'm simply referring to the span of time that covers a game night.

I was reminded of another title I had recently and updated my last post.

Yes, it could be one or the other or both. We're not going to force anybody to learn anything they don't want to.

Like "make it known in the hard way?"

Just so you know, the saying is "work my megablocks off" not "work on my megablocks." Sorry. I probably should've PMed you to let you know instead of making it your title.

vote tally Wilem (WhiteFang): 4 votes (Sandy, JimButcher, Dragonator, def) Dmitri (Dragonator): 2 votes (WhiteFang, iamded)

A topic in this forum would suffice I think. Are there LEGO store reviews on our site already? I didn't search, I'm being lazy. Sorry, I'm at work.

Mod note: The affiliation of today's dead will be revealed on Game Day Seven.

I've had several titles since Baritones 3 started and have neglected to post them here, so here goes: Clever Slut - I gave this one to myself because it's fitting. I'm clever and I'm a slut. Also my character in Werewolf Mafia was slutty and clever enough to remove the Stupid Werewolf on the first day. I'm very humble about this. Santa Roleplayer - This is due to this day closer in Baritones 3. Not sure who gave me this one. Photographic Sensei - In the staff forum, I gave Pep some photog advice and it came off a little zen... Not sure who gave me this one either. Did I miss one from the Mafia game? It seems my title has changed quite a bit lately. EDIT: No dinner during Mafia! - Yes, someone asked me a question during Baritones 3. I gave them the answer and didn't get a reply right away because they had the audacity to go out to dinner. I told them "No dinner during Mafia!" and that was my title for a couple of days. One of my favorites recently.

It is late morning and the residents of Moonlight are cleaning up the street from the Full Moon Festival. The police and the NPCs are hovering around the construction workers to make sure they don't tear up the street. However, the union contractors aren't exactly motivated to work. They've been sitting around all morning eating and drinking. The construction equipment is idle. Vera and the Criminal Foreman are having a burping contest. Vera is winning. The Cross-Dressing Construction Man has been guarding the Hottie Criminal Construction Man rather closely...just to make sure he doesn't try anything funny. "Hey are those space pants?" The Hottie Criminal Construction Man asks. "Space pants?" The Cross-Dressing Construction Man laughs, "I don't think so. Why?" "Because your megablocks is out of this world." The Hottie Criminal Construction Man answers. The Cross-Dressing Construction Man giggles and blushes. "So, do you have a stalker?" The Hottie Criminal Construction Man asks, "You probably do. Hot piece of megablocks like you..." "Ahem." Steve says. Suddenly, Dimitri falls to his knees and starts choking. "Are you OK?" Timur asks. "Oh, I'm fine," Dmitri answers, "I just inhaled some saliva. I'm all right now." Suddenly, Wilem starts choking and falls to his knees. "Wilem!" Agent Veronica cries, "What is it?" "Oh, nothing," William explains, "I was just showing Polina what Dmitri had just been doing." "Oh," Agent Veronica says, "Well, you got it wrong. Dmitri fell to his knees and choked. You choked and fell to your knees. Nice try, though." "Hey, this hot cop just died," The Criminal Foreman says, "I didn't do it." Vera (KartoffelViking) lies dead in the street. "Aw nuts," The Criminal Foreman says, "I was going to make her my next victim..." Mod note: I will do everyone the favor of saying that these pictures are for entertainment only. There are no clues in the pictures or the people chosen to fake you out. They are chosen at random, or rather they are fellow staff members that I felt it would be funny to make them sweat for a couple of frames. The Deceased Benji, a businessman, married to Irene, played by Big Cam - convicted on Day One (Town) Eugene, a manager of The Green Door Tavern, played by Eskallon - murdered on Night One (Town) Sarah, a retired piano teacher, married to Samuel, played by Sirius Black - died mysteriously during Day Two (Town) Yuri, a personal trainer, played by badboytje88 - Murdered on Night Two (Town) Elena, a college professor, played by Inconspicuous - murdered on Night Two (Town) Max, a lawyer, played by Masked Builder - died mysteriously during Day Three (Scum) Donil, a police officer, brother of Nika and Timur, played by Waterbrick Down - convicted on Day Three (Scum) Petr, a construction worker, played by Zepher - murdered on Night Three (Town) Stanislav, brewery manager, played by Shadows - murdered on Night Three (Town) Barbara, a yoga instructor, married to Boris, played by Bob The Construction Man - died mysteriously during Day Four (Town) Ruxana, a pilot, played by Roncanator - convicted on Day Four (Town) Nika, a firefighter, sister of Donil and Timur, played by CorneliusMurdock - blew herself up with a grenade on Night Four (Town) Petra, a nurse, played by Peanuts - murdered on Night Five Catya, a college student, engaged to Yan, played by The Crazy One - died from an unfortunate Full Moon related accident on Night Five Vera, a highway patrol officer, played by KartoffelViking - died mysteriously on Day Six. You may now vote. You have 48 hours to reach a conviction. With 13 people left, it takes 7 votes to lynch.

Hooray! Responses. I will include anyone who is interested. More info to come this weekend. Basically what will happen is I'll start a private sub-forum where we can meet and brainstorm about the concept. It has no shape yet, but we'll decide that as a group. Glad to hear you're somewhat interested. I had you in mind, of course.

I'm actually going to re-open it and put in in the Minifig Customization Workshop. Chuckie, if you'd like to start a new topic without the rude comments, that's cool. Just start the new one and I'll bury this one. But, I'd hate to make a new member start a new thread just because some veteran members forgot their manners. Mythos, Flare, this means you. This is very disappointing behavior out of both of you. I would not be very happy at all to see it happen again. Chuckie, welcome to the site. I hope you find what you're looking for here on Eurobricks. One small request: There seem to be some apostrophes missing from your posts. We do our best to keep up grammar and spelling standards here. Please do your best to post with good grammar and spelling practices. If you are posting from your phone, please take the time to find the proper punctuation and paragraph breaks. That would be much appreciated. Best of luck here and please let the staff know if you need anything, or if people are being rude to you. We don't like that. That's worse than missing apostrophes. EDIT: I also edited the title of your topic to better reflect the topic. I made the subtitle "BrickArms Review," so people would know the content and intent of the post. I also would like to encourage you to not type in all caps. That's bad netiquette. Geez, I came in here to defend you and then I end up picking apart everything you do. In my signature, and every staff member's siganture you will find links to the site guidelines and some helpful tutorials. Take a look when you get a chance and you'll find some helpful info for getting around here. Thanks again!

Ah, the Spontaneous Combustion Tree Stump. That was fun...

Sorry, it was potty humor night. Cheap shock humor. Thank you for playing! I always enjoy having your pudgy Petra in a mafia game. May your characters never have another name, ever. Thanks to The Crazy One too! Not sure when you'll be by to notice your death. I know a lots been going on. I hope you have better luck in the future with sticking to the game. The conclusion will fully explain the advent of your character's death.

It is late in Moonlight and there is, yet again, a full moon... ...and the citizens of Moonlight are getting high and drunk, and engaging in immoral behavior. "You've been giving me the eye all night," the wrestler says with a heavy drunken slur, "You got a hot can, baby. What else you hiding in your gadget box?" "Beeb bop bope beep beeple." R2-D2 says flirtatiously. "What's say we go somewhere more private," The wrestler suggests, "And I can get me a hot piece of that robot megablocks." R2-D2 and the wrestler check to make sure they have complete privacy. "OK baby," the wrestler says, "show me the goods..." "Beep Beep." R2 whistles. R2-D2 draws his tommy gun. The drunken wrestler doesn't realize what it is that he sees. "Aw yeah baby!" The wrestler says excitedly, "Give me some of that!" "Aw, that's what Daddy wants, yeah." The wrestler says... ( Sorry... ) R2-D2 releases the safety. Click! "Uh-oh," the wrestler says. Ratatatatatatatatatatatat! R2-D2 literally blows the wrestler's megablocks off. The wrestler lies dead in the street as R2-D2 beeps and boops off into the night. "Aw dude, yeah!" Anubis says as he dances on the fire escape down the block from the dead wrestler, "I'm so freakin' high. And high too. I'm high and high. Get it? Waha." And that brilliant statement was the last statement Anubis would ever make. He misses the ladder completely and steps right off the landing (with some impressive special effects! ) and plunges off the third story of the building. As Anubis's body hits the railing below, it startles Leia and Bullseye. Anubis's body falls to the sidewalk with a sickening thud of cracking bones and collapsing organs. "Let's get out of here, horsey!" Leia cries. And as Leia rides Bullseye away from the scene of Anubis's death, the town's full moon hangover begins... In the morning, everyone is horrified to see yet another dead body outside of Ivan's deli. "Is this where the lighting is set up the easiest?" Someone asks. "Shut up," is the answer. The Cross-Dressing Construction Man approaches the wrestler and unmasks him. It is that pudgy bitch Petra (Peanuts). "I wish I could tell you what a perverted freak she was," somebody says, "but I'd totally give myself away." "Who said that?" Agent Veronica asks. "Um...nobody." Just then a crash is heard and a line of construction trucks suddenly comes to a screeching halt right in the middle of the crowd. "Aw shit!" Cries The Criminal Foreman, "I killed a dog or something." "No no!" Ivan shouts, "You are leaving us this minute! No construction. You are hired by the mafia. To casinos we are not losing our town!" "Settle down Yoda." The Criminal Foreman laughs, "I work for a guy named Max. We're a couple days late but we're starting today. We're knocking down this whole block. Making way for strip joints and casinos." "Our town!" Someone cries. "You bastards!" Somebody else shouts. "Won't anyone think of the God damn children???" Yet someone else screams. "Hey, we're union. We don't answer to you clowns." The Hottie Criminal Construction Man says. The men laugh and return to their trucks. Ivan unmasks Anubis. It is Catya (The Crazy One). "Who?" Somebody asks. "No wait!" Agent Veronica cries as the trucks begin moving down the street again, carrying the bodies of Petra and Catya with them. "You awful crooks! You won't get away with this. I'll call the police! I'll call the FBI! Oh!! I am the FBI!! You guys are in so much trouble!! You're about to get an megablocks kicking from Agent Hottie!" Agent Veronica kicks and punches the trucks as they pass but the Criminal Construction Crew is not phased... "Mother megablocker!" Agent Veronica screams. "Sorry." Agent Veronica collects herself, "I've come to care about this town and the people who live here quite a bit. I don't like to see people getting hurt. That being said, without the bodies of the victims, it will take me some extra time to figure out their affiliation..." With that, the remaining citizens of Moonlight began once again discussing who amongst them was likely to be a member of the mafia. Day Six has now begun. You may not vote in the first 24 hours. ____________________ The Rules: Each player will be given a character to play, who will be aligned with either the Town or the Scum. To win the game, the Town must kill off all the Scum, while the Scum needs to outnumber the Town. Any third party player will have win conditions that are detailed in their role PM... Each day you will be able to vote to lynch a player. Voting should be done in the following format; Vote: Character (Player). Similarly, unvoting is to be done in the format; Unvote: Character (Player). No other format will be accepted. A majority vote is required to lynch a player. You may also proxy your vote to another player, using this format; proxy: Character (Player) You are only allowed one unvote per game day. A game day will last 72 hours. You may not vote in the first 24 hours. After the day has concluded, a night stage will commence, which will last 48 hours. Night actions must be sent to the host in the first 24 hours of the night stage, or they will not be accepted, no exceptions. If you do not reach a conviction, there will be a penalty... The alignment of lynched players, as well as those that died during the night, will be revealed two days after their death. You may not quote or pretend to quote anything sent to you by the game host via PM. This includes all the details of your character and role, as well as any night action results. Role claims and reporting of night action results are acceptable, but in your own words only. Do not attempt to use the structure of your role PM to your advantage. Do not play the game outside the thread. Similarly, do not post out of character inside the thread. Game tactics and roles may only be discussed in the game thread or via PM with other players. Private discussion is done at your own risk and should be treated as part of the game. If you are dead, you may not post in thread or discuss the game with any of the players. Any information you had becomes void, and may not be passed on. If you are converted, you must accept your new affiliation. If it's proven that you gave up your new team after conversion, the whole game will be null and you will most likely not to be asked to play one of my games again. You may not edit your posts. You must post in every day thread. If you encounter a problem or have a question, please contact the host via PM. Please please please use only the confirmation PM I sent you to communicate with me. All new conversations regarding the game will be deleted. Violation of the above rules will result in automatic death. Players Boris, a pawn shop owner, married to Barbara, played by Brickdoctor Denis, a construction worker, played by def Dmitri, a highway patrol officer, married to Raya, played by Dragonator Falicia, a delivery woman, married to Patrick, played by Fugazi Irene, an artist, married to Benji, played by iamded Patrick, a firefighter, married to Falicia, played by Pandora Polina, a Moonlight Transit Authority (MTA) employee, played by CallMePieOrDie Raya, a real estate agent, married to Dmitri, played by Rick Ruslana, the chief of Police, played by Quarryman Samuel, retired mechanic, married to Sarah, played by Sandy Timur, a firefighter, brother of Donil and Nika, played by Captain Tamamono Vera, a highway patrol officer, played by KartoffelViking Wilem, a Moonlight Transist Authority (MTA) employee, played by White Fang Yan, a college student, played by Jim Butcher The Deceased Benji, a businessman, married to Irene, played by Big Cam - convicted on Day One (Town) Eugene, a manager of The Green Door Tavern, played by Eskallon - murdered on Night One (Town) Sarah, a retired piano teacher, married to Samuel, played by Sirius Black - died mysteriously during Day Two (Town) Yuri, a personal trainer, played by badboytje88 - Murdered on Night Two (Town) Elena, a college professor, played by Inconspicuous - murdered on Night Two (Town) Max, a lawyer, played by Masked Builder - died mysteriously during Day Three (Scum) Donil, a police officer, brother of Nika and Timur, played by Waterbrick Down - convicted on Day Three (Scum) Petr, a construction worker, played by Zepher - murdered on Night Three (Town) Stanislav, brewery manager, played by Shadows - murdered on Night Three (Town) Barbara, a yoga instructor, married to Boris, played by Bob The Construction Man - died mysteriously during Day Four (Town) Ruxana, a pilot, played by Roncanator - convicted on Day Four (Town) Nika, a firefighter, sister of Donil and Timur, played by CorneliusMurdock - blew herself up with a grenade on Night Four (Town) Petra, a nurse, played by Peanuts - murdered on Night Five Catya, a college student, engaged to yan, played by The Crazy One - died from an unfortunate Full Moon related accident on Night Five Reserves Millacol88 cralegoboy bendybadger Non-playing Characters Ivan, deli owner, widower of Florence Steve, co-owner of Fogo de Chao, common-law-married to The Cross-Dressing Construction Man The Cross-Dressing Construction Man, co-owner of Fogo de Chao, common-law-married to Steve Agent Veronica, an FBI agent

Night action results are currently being sent. Day Six will be posted in about 10 minutes.

Sorry for the delay. It'll probably be another 45 minutes...

The conclusion of Day Five is now up. You can expect Day Six within the next couple of hours.

"Hooray!" The citizens of Moonlight cry when they see the full moon. "Why are they so excited?" Agent Hottie Veronica asks, "This is a horrible thing considering everything that's going on. It's a chance for the mafia to catch us off our guard." "Is time-honored tradition," Ivan explains, "People are very excited to have release during terrible times. They look forward to party. Still, you are right, it is very potentially a bad thing being." "Full Moon Fever!" The girls cry. "Let's go get high and naked and totally lez out!" Vera suggests. "Hooray!" The other girls agree. "Then again, can still be good thing." Ivan concedes. "Explain to me how there are two full moons three days apart?" Agent Veronica says...