Hinckley

I was only joking. Comedy rule of threes. Sorry if I hurt your feelings. I was just trying to have fun. We are in an Insane Asylum. We can have fun, occasionally. It doesn't have to all be drug abuse and lynching. Bad wagon? I'd say this wagon is awful! *rim shot* Seriously, folks. I'll be here all week, or at least for the next 12-36 hours, so keep the laughs coming. There's a difference between a bad wagon and a bandwagon. I suggest you learn the difference. But, I'm wearing trousers. I have no use for a slip! *rim shot*

I will oink if I so choose... The word is lose. Loose means something different. You should learn the difference. You guys are going to be scratching your heads and going through crazy ideas tomorrow when you wake up and find I'm Scum. I'm just trying to help at this point. I'm at a loss for what is going on. Jesus Christ, I meant Town. I hate this asylum. Town, Town, I'm Town. Oink. Town!!

I suppose nobody has arguments after being lynched. While the definition of argument doesn't say it specifically, I do believe arguing requires being alive.

What if Fraulein Bloodbrick was lying and there aren't five henchmen, but five bad meds that we have to decide to vote out? I've got one of them, the thief. Maybe the drugs make us do bad things to each other and we just have to stop her by getting rid of the meds that make us do it. Since we all win if the Town wins, there should be no problem dying to take the bad meds with us. Then we can stop her! She won't have her Scum meds to make us do stuff against each other. I bet that's it. Every one of us is a vanilla townie and the "Scum" are the Scum-Action meds. Nobody found me killing Tammo. I was found targeting him. There's a difference. To play mafia correctly, you should really understand the difference.

Of course. No hard feelings. I see it is my turn to go. No worries. And I do think we may all be innocent. I just wish we could find the way to test that before I'm killed. I did think of the possibility yesterday that you, me and Sunny were Town. But, with a me vs. her vote in the balance, I was afraid to bring it up or approach her about it. I didn't want it to backfire and have the votes sway towards me. I know everyone will learn I'm Town either way, but I can't help having a sense of self preservation... Thanks for reading my post and responding to each point. If there's a way to test the "no-scum" theory, let's figure it out. God said this day will last 72 hours no matter what, which is a long day! God likes to mess with the Sun, I guess. Maybe we should try what Shithole suggested on Day One and nobody vote? But, how would that solve anything? Nobody voting and deciding to stand up to Fraulein Bloodbrick seems anti-climactic. How would that resolve this game? Is she drugging us to be paranoid against on another? Any other ideas? Maybe this is The Coming Darkness II? It has bugged me all along how Bob was killed in the first post. Did he commit the first murder as a ghost? And the dead are deciding who and when to kill? That would be clever. But how would we test that?

I am more than happy to die today and take this stupid Thief Action with me. That was a big choice for me today. I didn't want to take any of the Non-Actions. Our hardest working Townies need a place to protect themselves from being important targets. Also, keeping it away from the Scum will only help the Town cause after I'm gone. And God laughs at us for frantically trying to grab meds. The person working hard to play doesn't find it funny to stare at a screen for a couple of hours only to get up to use the bathroom and the list gets posted and all the good meds are gone when they return. So, after that, it kind of sucks to have your meds stolen. Good riddance to this drug. I won't use it today unless someone can suggest a good use. What happens if I don't use it? Vote penalty tomorrow? I doubt I'll be here tomorrow. I was surprised by today's results, so I don't want to insinuate that I'm right about Kelly. Really, if I'm Town, Kelly could still be Town. Maybe Fraulein Bloodbrick can only orgasm if she dresses up as a walrus every night and shoots someone. Maybe one of our Actions inadvertently makes certain people the target of her kill and that's why we lost Bob. Maybe it's all Hurley's dream. Maybe Sunny was some sort of Reverse Death Miller who shows up Town even though she's Scum after being convicted (that is a joke, people). Maybe it's like that one story The Coming Darkness where we're being killed by the dead. That's why Bob was killed first, somebody had to make the first night kill. Is there a board of dead Asylum residents laughing at us somewhere? Anything's possible with this God who laughs at us as we try to figure things out. Even recycling his last fresh concept, thinking none of us would expect it while he kicks back, laughing at us. So then, how do we vote out the dead? Perhaps we could try voting for Fraulein Bloodbrick today... There were two walrus kills on Night 2. Does that mean there are two Scum factions? If there are Scum, when I show up as Town tomorrow I want you to consider these things about Kelly. First, here are the important parts of the PMs between us. Since he won't confirm what I've said about his revealing these things to me is true, I feel I should post them here. I've only posted the portions that confirm what I've said. I feel posting the whole conversation would give away info other people, including Kelly, trusted me with. I said I wasn't sure if God would allow PM quoting, but Kelly did it yesterday with no repercussions, so here goes: Here we see the "I'm a noob game" coupled with a contradiction "We should keep our meds private, hey, want to know what a few people's med do?" Why does he have a group on Day 1? I thought it was odd he trusted me just for posting the spreadsheet and I knew better than to let blind trust be a reason to trust back. If Kiel is Scum, he could be pretending to be naive, yet wanting to spread the info he has, so he can't be incriminated when he kills Tammo, or trying to find out what I know and what other meds do. So, this was my response: Is that the response of a Scum? On Day 2, when I asked him who I should investigate with the Magic Beans I stole: If he was already talking to Sunny at this point, wouldn't he already know what Bell's information was? Perhaps he didn't know until Day Three when he started talking to Sunny. I'm not sure when he started talking to Sunny. Or did he know that badboy had investigated me as Scum and was trying to get us to start accusing each other. All I can do at this point is guess and theorize and wonder why this is happening to me again in this asylum and does this God just absolutely hate me? And I do need to apologize to Kelly. I was remembering it wrong when I told everyone he was the first to tell me about Tammo's meds. He doesn't name the Lemon Peel, just calls it an investigative med. Two other people told me about the Lemon Peel. It seems Tammo talked to a lot of people about it. I hate to keep calling that a noob move on her part. None of us knew the meds could be our only Actions at that point. I did it too. I told someone about my Action, because it seemed superfluous to me. The first med I chose is decidedly stupid, in my eyes. Even if it is funny. To follow with the list tradition, here's what I think possibly happened: The Scum frame me. Badboy investigates me. Badboy contacts several people about it. Kiel finds out that Sandy knows and feeds enough info to put her out in front as the main accuser. Kiel pretends to be "a noob" while Sunny and Heng fight it out for survival. When Sunny is Town, it must now be Heng that is Scum. I suggest it's him and he develops a new tactic "I'm too stressed to argue." and conveniently ignores everything I say. Starts grandstanding and making empty accusations at others.

Sorry everybody. I'm communicating via my phone.

Day Four, Shift Two 1. Red Devils 2. Saline Infusion 3. Horse Tranquilizers 4. Downers Heng Lewley 5. Strawberry Dust 6. Powdered Rhino Horn 7. Magic Beans 8. Black Beauties

Day Four, Shift Two 1. Red Devils 2. Saline Infusion 3. Horse Tranquilizers 4. Downers Heng Lewley 5. Strawberry Dust 6. Powdered Rhino Horn 7. Magic Beans 8. Black Beauties

I like the concept of option 2 but not the actual design. I really don't like option 1. It makes it look like a barn... The design is overall very cool though. I would explore some more options along the lines of option 2. Great work, overall, though.

That is highly unbelievable, yes. However, you and I both know exactly what that medication does... So, are you going to ignore my request that you confirm our private conversation?

Actually, the Opium theory has been disproven. Sunny said it did nothing... But, it's still odd that Kelly would try to get us to believe that I had the double-framing theory. We can all see it was something Sunny said and was confused about and that I had only been saying it could've happened once. I wish Sunny could've paid more attention. We probably could've figured it out together. Sorry, Sunny. I really wish you were still here to help us work out who said what and when...

Um, calling people stupid is another non-endearing trait. And he's not saying anything about Sunny's "double-framing" post, which we proved was incorrect. Remember? Sunny thought the tracker was an investigator. The theory is still that Opium framed and it only potentially happened once. Theories are meant to be disproved. I have no idea what actually happened. Maybe you do. So, railing against Stanley again? The one you suspected before since he knew what the Lemon Peel did. Guess what? You're not giving anyone any info they couldn't see for themselves. Everyone saw that Stanley and Tammo took the same med. Now I think I've got it: Tammo told you what the Lemon Peel did. You killed her. Now, by the time you've gotten Sunny, me and Stanley out of the way, the Scum will be ahead in numbers.

So, I don't expect anyone to believe me, but I have no idea what happened. All I know, at this point, is I'm Town. My inevitable lynching will prove it. Maybe there's no Scum. I doubt that, though. I suppose I'm being played again. I'm not sure why. Here's what I suspect. Sunny's being revealed as Town only proves that Bell did, in fact investigate me and get a Scum reading. That proves that the Scum have some way of manipulating investigations. My dead body will prove that. I can't even pretend I think you guys aren't going to vote for me. The easiest way to test what I'm telling you is to kill me. I wish Sunny would've talked to me more in private yesterday. Maybe we could've worked it out together. If anybody could be behind this, it would be Kelly. It's clear to me, I don't know anything about what's going on here. I contacted Kelly on Day One. He was accusing someone of stealing his meds. I wanted to compare notes and see if the person he suspected could've done it. I had told that person what my med did, not realizing how important the meds were and wanted to know if he had done the same and when the corresponding theft occurred. The next day I was the thief. So, I contacted Kelly to let the person he suspected off the hook. Since I was going to be held accountable for having the med and what I stole, I let him know who I stole from and why, exactly as I've said I did. I stole from Shinobu since she had been the thief the day before. As I've stated, I thought it was the smartest move since the nature of the meds would hold me accountable for my actions. I also let him know what the med did that I stole. We discussed clearing the people we originally suspected, but he wanted me to investigate Bell. He told me, at that point, what the Lemon Peel did. Since he knew I had stole them, I told him what the Magic Beans did. So he knew there were two investigative meds and he knew Tammo had the Lemon Peel. And Kelly, even when you are right about something the "I told you so" thing is not endearing. Grandstanding is not becoming. The other thing that got to me about Kelly was his first response to our private conversation. He immediately trusted me. Nobody immediately trusts anybody in these games. If they do, it's incredibly unwise. He said he trusted me because I posted the spreadsheet. Why would you trust someone for posting info that everyone had access to? It means I'm organized, not trustworthy... Then he gave me a bunch of info I didn't need and offered to tell me people's names and what their meds did. Town should play things closer to the chest. The Scum probably want everyone to know what the meds do so it's impossible to find out who knew what when the good actions turn up dead. I can post the whole conversation here if it's allowed by God. Kelly knows I'm telling the truth. Why did he only corroborate Sunny's story yesterday and not mine? What were Kelly's tactics yesterday? Play the "I'm a naive noob" and keep repeating, the morning will show us the truth! I know this is a cliche, but when I come up Town tomorrow, I would start looking at Kelly. Somebody should investigate him tonight too. I will not hold any hard feelings against anybody who votes for me today.

So, I don't get the DMT? You really hate me, Fraulein, don't you? 1. DMT Ricket Cannon 2. Bug Dust 3. Nasal Inhaler Shadows 4. Uppers Poby Flanagan 5. Paint Thinner Draxia 6. Sponk Ali "Periscope" Perry 7. Sugar Pill Pearl Nuttin 8.Peach Cobbler Kelly 9. The Big Fat Pill Pandoo See how helpful I am? I've reposted the list in the proper format. But I don't want that Bug Dust...

1. DMT Heng Lewley 2. Bug Dust 3. Nasal Inhaler Shadows 4. Uppers Poby Flanagan 5. Paint Thinner Draxia 6. Sponk Ali "Periscope" Perry 7. Sugar Pill Pearl Nuttin 8.Peach Cobbler Kelly 9. The Big Fat Pill Pandoo Bug Dust for me. Yum Yum. Did anything else significant happen? No? I'm very tired. I'll go back to sleep and then come back and ... answer to all of this? Will it matter what I say? Jesus... Silly me. I said Bug Dust but I took the DMT. Yum yum! DMT! Yummy!!!

Good point. So then... let's ... um ... vote out Fraulein Bloodbrick's subconscious??

Oh, I see people will play with the old spaceman, but nobody wants to play with the creepy old hypnotist or magician or whatever I am...

So, we gonna play Parcheesi or what? Just sit around and stare at the mute? Paint Fabuland figures odd colors? Anybody?

So, she meant to say 8 townies were lynched?? Oh, duh. Duh duh duh. Sorry, I get it. 8 people have been killed. I... sorry, def. Sorry.

That would include him, wouldn't it? Look at the list in the first post of Day III. 6 Dead Townies at the beginning of the day... If "That's 7" isn't the time, then ....

Well, I imagine even crazy people are allowed to stay up until at least nine... If that's the case, it's going to be a very short day for me tomorrow. And I must now turn my brain off of this so I don't absolutely truly lose my mind. When I go missing, they will find me curled up in the corner of my garage, crouched in a corner, eating my own hair and muttering the words "Jesus" and "Bloodbrick." Pelly didn't draw me any pictures, in case anyone was wondering.

*kicks Shalonda in the flat and droopy megablocks* I'm done with you! At least until the morning, maybe forever, only time will tell! No more blow jobs for you!

Does someone have a crepe or something to give him? What else can we do with someone who doesn't talk? ... Hey, has anyone noticed how brilliant Shalonda is? I love him very very much much! Shalonda, you are increidbly tasty. I have an idea, and it's about you Shalonda. You're incredibly hot. Pelly, can you write down what you have to say? Can you send me a Private Message, tear a page out of your journal and write me a note or draw me a picture?

Sorry to hear about your loss, Stefan. Best wishes to you and your family. Take care.