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Hinckley

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  1. *orphan dance* How can this possibly be? He says that his role does see And it has "a weak doctor, tacked on" - a shocker! Why do you buy this? How on Earth could all you fall, when the truth seems very small? I can't believe you can't see through, The lies he's telling you. Why do you buy this? *tappity mop tappity tappity tap mop tap tap tap tappity tappity tap mop mop mop*
  2. *orphan dance* Don't you think that Scouty would, notice that do some good? Wouldn't he be watching for, Kills that in the day light score? *tappity tappity tap mop tap tap tap*
  3. *orphan dance, moppity tappity mop mop tap* I only said "I'm not Scum!" because you clearly thought I was Scum What's it matter what I declare? I could say I'm the Prince of Bel Air You're not making sense! If you were running a plot Why'd you give up when you were "caught" If were a scheming Town Why would your plan shut down For a Town defense?! Catch Scum is something you could do, If we did or didn't believe you. Now you are just accusing the one who accused you who dances and sings You're not making sense! Do you think that I would've revealed, the theory that DD was the pscyh? If I was the one who killed her? Why would I flag that with a spike? What behaviors are you referring to? Besides your wild empty accusations? Maybe you could give a little better clue? How your theory came to formation? No that's not how I see it. Should we pretend to see it fits? The watcher understands you're Scum and says he may be interested and succumb to a Scum conversion if It would mean a game change dif, Read this one again: How on Earth could you pretend that you were just casual friends? When he's saying he would flip If the Town tables negatively tip? And then you keep using "friends" as if you it's one of your "trends" I say it's lies then! I could see this as a Town sting if it wasn't for these things; the watcher plays along while winking the seer role sounds totally wrong and stinking You have to bring the watcher into it Only because he saw you do it A Town acting like Scum would have a better plan Not just twat-calling, freakin, lyin man! Sorry it's just your defense doesn't seem to be a Town thence I'm keeping my vote on you, And next the one you targeted too You're a lying hen! *moppity moppity mop mop mop tap tap tap moppity dance tappity*
  4. *orphan dances* Oh how one Earth could I forget? Occam's Razor, my little pet? Why, I say it every day, love that term in every way! It's my lovely pet! *orphan dance, mop tap tap*
  5. *dons raggedy clothes and a bucket and mops and dances around the orphanage* It's a Scummy Post to read Why are you so angry? Why is the ploy kaput? The Scum could still tap your foot! Why ya freakin' out? It's a Scummy post, Mostly, because the role claim isn't Scummy! How would I believe he's Scum? With a role claim so very dumb? Why you freakin' out? If he thought that I was Scum to reveal his real role would be dumb! Why does no one think of this? I can't see how you could miss Why ya freakin' out? What you on about, you fool? You are talking lots of drool. I explained to you fully, and apologized truly What you on about? What you on about with that? I really thought you edited that? It would be significant if you edited out a rant, What you on about? I did not ask for info? I said "You got anything?" though. It means "need anything else?" The word info I didn't belt. What you on about? OK, if he was Town, why would he type his real role down? He could've said anything! And now he wants the truth to ring, About a day killer! So, he wants me to believe That the Scum is on his sleeve, But he had to make a claim Cause the watcher saw his name In a Night Action thriller! Don't you think you should've placed a vote then, what are you afraid of? Not fire-breathing, just wimpy smoking, Give me some vote love. If you're so sure I'm Scummy, Why don't you place a vote? The things you say are kind of dumb-y, like someone who buys a house boat. ? So we're supposed to appear Scummy, And you admit both me and Scouty do, Yet for some reason I am actually Scummy and for some other reason Scouty is true? It's exactly this, I find, probably came from a Scummy mind! If it can be dis-proven so, He still chose it though! Why's he freakin' out? If he's such a sneaky Town and the watcher weren't around? Would he have to claim at all bashing my head in the wall! What you thinkin' bout? *happy dances with mop and bucket. Tappity tappity, mop mop leap, tap tap.* *orhpan dancing* Don't you think he'd know by now, being watched, blocked, called out and how! Once we asked a hundred times Shouldn't he know what his role entwines? Don't you think it a bit strange? How the story re-arranged What's this all about? *Tappity mop, tappity mop, leap leap tappity tap mop*
  6. *waltzing, dirty rags, orphanage, French Revolution in future* Where do I say I'm positive? Of course he could be made up, We will just have to wait and see, If he is real or make-believe. Scouty said he had a friend, that friend is a watcher, he said That's why I am leaning towards, the watcher being real as swords Scouty was caught by the watcher and had to cover all bases Since he had already said so much when the watcher got in touch *waltzes sadly*
  7. *red hair, tap dance* So sorry, so sorry! My computer's an Atari, I'm not sure why it appeared So sorry, so sorry! This computer's an Atari, For the editing offense, yoooooooooooooooooou...aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare...cleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeared! *tap, tap, tap*
  8. *red hair, red face, red dress* Today, today! I know what I say, I know what I saw, Today, today! You've slipped up this way, Please tell me someone else saw! Today, today! I checked it twice to say That Zepher edited and I saw. *tappity, tappity tap tap*
  9. *red hair, red wig, tap dancing* Tomorrow, tomorrow In the US, it's tomorrow, I gave everyone a chance Tomorrow, tomorrow To prepare to fool -ow I like to sing and dance Oh, the sun has come out, it's Tomorrrow, Maybe Cecilie's chiller was a day killer. Yes that Scum is now out, His story seems to pre-empt the watcher if he's quarry And comes clean! Tomorrow, tomorrow The watcher's Scouty's sorrow His story, we have to glean Day Killer? No, day killer, his words sound like filler in case the watcher....coooooooooooooooooomes..........cleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeean! *tappity tappity tap tap tap* *oh2* *red hair, red wig* Today, Today! Why'd Zepher edit his post? Today I do believe he is toast! *dances, tappity*
  10. *dons twenties garb, although the actual setting is somewhat vague and begins swing dancing and jitterbugging* Run, Scummies, Run! Scummies, Run away! My friends, we see the Scum running run a run, running Scum away! Zepher, you believe There's a day killer? That's naive Or Scummy! Scum run a run a run, Scummy run away! There's a great big problem with the story Run Scummies Run The watcher wouldn't have seen our quarry Run Scummies Run If Shadow is not covert-able How could the watcher see the notable? Run run a run a run Scummies, run away! Back to Zepher and his theories, Run Scummies run! The part that really makes me weary is Run Scummies run! If Scouty was trying to "draw Scum out" why the fake day killer story, Scout? Run run a Scummies, run! Scummies run away! *20's dance break*
  11. *skips and taps in with an umbrella* Singin' in the rain, just being a pain, I could quote something from Amy, he said between him and me. You wouldn't be happy, So I'll just let it be. No reason to agree to a pissing match with thee. *skips and taps off in the rain with a click of his heels*
  12. *waltzes in dirty rags, French Revolution* vote: Scouty I've stated all my reasons I'm convinced he's guilty of all treasons *waltzes around in circles*
  13. *dons a white unitard and tutu* *Dances the entirety of Death of a Swan, flawlessly*
  14. *Waltzes again* For Shadows sake, I've broken this down to two parts Here is where The lies begin to stink like farts You will see that Scouty targeted Shadows And there's corroboration from a watcher, prepare the gallows: So you see, A claim of weak doctor, a typical Scum claim convenient claim to doctor If he dies, we'll think he targeted Scum but, in the mean time he targets people, making targets up: That's the whole conversation, honest. Untempered besides the name of the watcher. From a town perspective, I haven't lied. I only skewed the truth (made vague more like) in case he was scum. I didn't want to go contacting Shadows yet because I couldn't trust shadows, and trying to tell him anything could have been very risky for the town, if he's not town. If I can really trust you, certainly your blocker, he knew I was blocked and I was indeed blocked, I think we may have formed a town block with three town roles. And why does he not tell the watcher this? Why does he Go on about this team of his? Why no mention of the weak doctor It's all coming together like a cake from betty crocker. The watcher is much smarter than me Played it close to his chest to catch more Scummies I flipped out which is what I do Sorry that I didn't try to find out more about his allies. The reasons the blocker block Scouty Night Zero he was lurking, kept his piece and tried to be the hero By compiling the list of who had what piece as if we couldn't read ourselves appearing helpful can be Scum's fleece. I messed up Maybe the Scum wanted this I could've told a smaller group, oh piss... But now that the information's out there We all have to swoop right in and make sure it stays there Especially, since it appears that Shadows was converted, he'll say his plan foreshadows He'll say he knew it he knew how I would act And that's what he depended on and was playing me all along So now, we all have to confuse them Don't let them connect, instead abuse them You know who two of the converters are So get out ther and act like a team of rotten murderers. *Waltzes sadly and somewhat regrettably*
  15. *dirty rags, waltzing, FrenchRevolution barricade* How would I prepare all of the songs today? That would mean I'd know what everyone would say. You want info? About the Scum I found? Well, doesn't it seem Scummy to insist on putting me down? *dramatic pause* *begins waltzing again* "Hush, hush, haste," That's what Scouty said to me. That is weird and that is what lead to me Asking him "Hush, hush what?" And the he said he's looking for friends and then he said to me: "Hush, hush haste" Like it is some kind of code "You are Scum!" I answered then I hit the road. Don't believe me? Well here is what we said, And Shadows will still not believe but soon you will all conceive: *Waltzes* *Intermission*
  16. *red wig, red dress, tippity tap* The Sun'll come out, Tomorrow, bet your bottom dollar that, Tomorrow, I have a plan. Everyone work on it Tomorrow, but if we all smile and work Together, it'll scan. When I think of the Scum so gray and lonely too many PM Scum tricks to pick, those priiiiiiiiicks! Oh, this guy is on team Conversion, So, you have to pretend to be Kill version, So we're clear. Oh, we're a clever group, Today, so I won't be too specific, Today, Lend your ear!!! Tomorrow, Tomorrow! Start thinking, Tomorrow, It's only a day away Tomorrow, Tomorrow! Be clever, Tomorrow, We all have to play Tomorrow, Tomorrow! I'll reveal it, Tomorrow, We all have to come up with a way.... To confuse them, confuse them! They won't know who to refuse then, I think that's the oooooooooon...lyyyyyyyyyyyy... ...waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! *dances with Sandy, tippity tippity tap bark bark tippity tap* *dons sailor suit and Austrian haircut again* Do-a deer, a female deer, Re-I found a megablocking Scum, Me-the guy you love to hate, Fa-a long long post to run. *dances off*
  17. *the revolve brings a barricade. Waltzing a dingier rag waltz, French Revolution in full swing* On my own, Knowing they might lynch me Is this a dream? Could one of you quick pinch me? The lies and metagaming piles up, Let’s take a look at all the crap And stories that he’s made up Start Day One, The votes come in together That is strange Like changes in the weather Oh no, the Scum would never do that But that is just reverse psychology and so I boo that. Meatshielding, That’s what I was accused of, Weird that Flare Being Town leaves me recused of… …meatshielding. But does he acknowledge that? No, because his argument Is false and therefore falls flat. Then he says, I will attack him pointlessly, Pre-empting The argument he’s sleezy. "He’ll hurt them, Hinck will hurt the Town like always," Now he’s just attempting To get an emotional rise out of me. Come Day Two, No mention of the failed meatshield theory, DarkDragon, Apparently was weary And now that, I’ve guessed she was the psych, “DarkDragon said I had SK tells” That sounds desperate and it smells. And now, He’s voted me for mayor Just to see If I survive the slayer. What the megabluck? That makes zero sense. If he is so convinced I’m Scum He should vote to lynch my bum! Now I think That their whole game is WIFOM In a game like this, It’s gutsy to play WIFOM But who, Would ever guess they’d do that? So maybe we should look for amateur Scum-tells from the past! Never mind, Apparently he want to lynch me too. So the mayor is inaugurated on gallows. Again, what the megabluck? Should we do this every day? And what happens when the vote is tied and a Scum decides his own fate?? *sadly waltzes while the cast of Les Miserables gets slaughtered over a makeshift barricade behind him* *Enormous set change, big dance production number, Hippie wigs and flower pants* Let the Sun Shine, let the Sun Shine in, the Sun Shine in, I think I found a Scum, he clearly thinks I'm Scum, now what is to be done? How can I tell you who? And delay the connection of the two. What on Earth are we to do??? If I tell you who, the other team will find him too. Oh my God, it's too easy to do. Him, we have to lynch, but we're in a pinch, The team merger is such a cinch. How to do this? Help me through this? I might say "Boo, hiss!" Help the Sunshine, Help me lynch the ScumShine, Let the Sunshine in!! *confusedly dances and worriedly prances around, leaping and spinning* *dances a little more stoned-like and be-friends the moon again* When the moon is in the seventh house, and Jupiter aligns with Mars, I realize I didn't explain fully and now you guys are all like "Hars? It's dawning on me that we've found our first Scum, he contacted me thinking I'm Scum He think I'm Scum. He's clearly Scum! He thinks I'm Scum. How on Earth do we lynch him? His identity is the lynchpin. Once I reveal it to you, I reveal it to Scum team 2. Then the Scum are all like "Woo-hoo!" Oh, what to do? Oh, what to do? Funny I know he was blocked too. He was blocked on Night Zero. Notice there was no throat slicer just a chandelier dicer Was the MO just nicer or did we block Scum? Did we block Scum? *hippy dance break. Dances naked under the moon* Have I explained the situation? This is such a dance nation! *Hippies!* Sorry for all of the confusion, I'm just happy dancy dancy, and I love to sing and prancy, We found a Scum! It's clearly a Scum. But, what to do? How do we get through? Damn it, before I could think I felt confused like I had a drink this next part is going to stink I quoted his PMs to another player, bum-bi-dems, What if they're Scum?? What if they're both Scum? *dances more worriedly and confusedly* *hippy dance continues* Oh never mind! The PM part is fine. The person who, I quote to, already knew about the block. He knew about the block! That doesn't totally rock. But the PMs are fine, he already knew we intertwined. *hippie hippie shake shake dance dance*
  18. :wacko: *umbrella and raincoat again* Why place this vote? Why not the other vote? If you're so convinced, then you should try to lynch me again. Why the elaborate setup? Put me in the mayor getup? Then you let me survive the night. And lynch me tomorrow, right? *tappity tap splash, tappity tappity tap splash*
  19. *Jesus and hippie dancing again* What's the buzz, Draggy, what's happening? What's the buzz, Draggy, what's happening? Draggy, this is quite true and I remarked on it on Day One, When Dave placed his vote for the gay one. (that's me) He said he didn't suspect me. So if I was lynched, he'd be guilt-free. What's the buzz, Draggy, what's happening? What's the buzz, Draggy, what's happening? *hippie dances like Jesus* *Quick costume change to rags and starts waltzing again* She cannot delete time stamps, She can just delete the thread. After that I cannot click quote, It's like being on a sinking boat. *waltzes and hums, French Revolution, etc.* *opens an umbrella and dons a rain coat. Tappity tappity splash splash tappity tappity splash* I'm Singin' by the brains. Just singing by the brains. The brains of our murdered friends Answering Draggy again. There are three different MOs. Chandelier, chainsaw and slit throat, Now do you suppose, there are three killer goats? I'm picking your brains, how many have slain? I'd like to know your feelings, do 3 MOs contain Three killers...spilling our brains. *tappity tap splash, tappity tappity tap splash*
  20. *once again dons the rags and waltzes* There is a feature on this board, when somebody deletes a PM, I cannot quote them anymore, that's why the timestamps are no more. DarkDragon cannot stand when people quote, PMs from her in a Mafia game, I am respecting her beliefs, So I will not share her motifs. I can't see what else she would be, or why you would deny so vehemently. She even said the psycho could be cured and be our vig if the psychiatrist endured. She never said anything to me about the killer or being the psych, The thought just suddenly hit me, Remembering what she said yester...dee *waltzes, plays with the dolly, is fostered by cruel innkeeper, waltzing, waltzing, waltzing.*
  21. *takes a deep breath, straps the tap shoes on, straw hat, white cane* *marches and grape vines, marches and grape vines* That's right, we got trouble, right here in EB Mafia. With a capital 'T' that rhymes with 'P' and that stand for Potato! Now, I know all you folks heard Darth Potato say, that the killer should've let DD live. He said she would've made an easy lynch so why kill her? That's a thought the Scum would give! Now while I think it was the psycho that did her in, Why did Potato not think of the vig? Since then he's said crazy things about how, he thinks the killer would be less likely to be lynched and now, The rambling Potato's Scum tells are pretty big. *dance break, tappity tap* Then there's this from Mr. Potato, the man who rambles about the kill He seems to know that the sword wielder was a separate and new blood spill Can anybody tell for sure and what do people think? Was the differing MO mean a new killer so there's three killers on the brink? Cause this could be the trouble with the capital "T" that I spoke of recently. *tappity tappity tap tap tap, shuffle shuffle tap tap tappity tap tap tap* Oh, yes, we got trouble, Right here in EB Mafia, With a capital "T" and that rhymes with "Z" and that stands for Zepher! Someone pointed out before that the post from this man, Sound likes warnings across the land. For the Scum to be careful but also come running and NightShroud did it too. I don't think that the man was funning or I could always be wrong too. but Cornelius called him out for it last night. *hush, softshoe, hush, softshoe, dance dance dance, tappity, softshoe shuffle softshoe shuffle* You see, NightShroud suggested that the convicted Townie would try to appeal to the Scum Revealing a tactic and a potential gambit that he might've thought was yet to come! It could've been that he was really concerned, but also that the Scum team he thought should be werned or a signal to Flare () to tell him the tactic to bare. *tappity tappity, march march march. Marches around with a sousaphone and dances on a xylophone. Drum line, march, clarinet solo, dance, march, dance, march, dance!*
  22. *waltzes and :hmpfs: but joyously dances and sings. Joy! Waltz, sad, dirty, rags, French Revolution, revolve, waltz* Amy is also iamded, that is what people call him he is actually a little girl, Don't eat her sausage, you will hurl. ? waltzing, waltzing, waltzing*
  23. *glares at Tammo, and waltzes again, facepalming and waltzing, facepalming and waltzing.* When I said she found him last night, I was referring to the fact that she was killed. "Found" means the chainsaw cut through her brain, Makes me think the killer is still insane. *Accidentally waltzes his foot right into Tammo's face. Waltzing, French Revolution, etc...*
  24. *dons rags and waltzes, always waltzing and sadly dancing* Back to the potato in my pot, I guess I can post the actual quotes, these are the things I said to her, DarkDragon the victim of the psycho killer: Yes, I knew I had "voted" for her, I find she can be sensitive, That must be what she discussed, the contradiction that has Draggy fussed. Then she goes on about Amy, How she think that his behavior is strange. Amy's post was way too short in her eyes, and what he said about Draggy was all lies. What in the hell's the matter with you? Why would the psycho go adieu? The psychiatrist has been taken out, Now the pyscho is free to move about. *dance and waltzes, eyeing Tammo suspiciously*
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