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Vote Tally: Lieutenant Commander Gordon / Scubacarrot: 14 (Capt.John Paul, Scouty, Masked Builder, swils, darkdragon, Shadows, Tamamono, Rufus, Waterbrick Down, Inconspicuous, AwesomeStar, Fugazi, Dragonator, fhomess) Inventor of bulshit roles / Bob: 1 (Scubacarrot) Everyone has voted.

Vote Tally: Lieutenant Commander Gordon / Scubacarrot: 11 (Capt.John Paul, Scouty, Masked Builder, swils, darkdragon, Shadows, Tamamono, Rufus, Waterbrick Down, Inconspicuous, AwesomeStar)

Vote.

The tree stump exploded into magic particles.

"Why did you have to kill off Ensign Falcon?" the worn-out Admiral asked.

It was late at night aboard the U.E.N. Excalibur, and Donna Willis / KingOfTheZempk was taking a midnight stroll through the corridors, because that's always been a smart idea recently. "Aha!" a shadowy figure said. "I am the scum-killer. This is a machine gun used by the scum. I am scum. This is the scum kill for Night Three. Just in case you were confused about the MO's." "Would you just shoot me already? Jackass." *RATATATATATA* And with that, the intrepid doctor had died. Elsewhere, Lieutenant Joshua Wright / CallMePie was stroking the tree stump, which wasn't magical at this point in the day. "I'm so sorry! I promise to be better today!" "Aha, if the scum killer just struck, I am the town killer!" He turned to the camera. "Everybody got that?" he asked. Then he turned back to the Lieutenant, who stood unafraid. In an instant, the assailants phaser vanished. "I will honor your decision to kill me and I shall leave this vessel. It would appear you are not yet ready." And with that, the Lieutenant vanished as well. "I'm back from my game of golf." the Admiral said. "This is very depressing. Lieutenant Commander Burbank and Lieutenant Willis were both Loyalists. However, I was unable to determine the loyalty of Lieutenant Wright because we don't have any records of his existence prior to his enlistment in the United Earth Fleet. Therefore, I classify him as Unknown. Do better today, or else." --- Non Playable Characters: Admiral Bob --- Played By Bob Players: (15) Command Officers: First Officer Commander Cameron Walters --- Played By Scouty Second Officer Lieutenant Commander Andrew Gordon --- Played by Scubacarrot Chief Engineer Lieutenant Commander Matthew Wilder --- Played by fhomess Chief Security Officer Lieutenant George Harper --- Played by Dragonator Science Officer Lieutenant Michael McAndrews --- Played by Tamamono Officers: Lieutenant Arnold Daly, chief astrophysicist --- Played by Rufus Lieutenant Richard Francis, chief astrobiology officer --- Played by AwesomeStar Lieutenant Thomas Hornby,chief cartography officer --- Played by Shadows Lieutenant Michelle Wheeler, chemist --- Played by Inconspicuous Lieutenant Suzanne Vanderbilt, med-bay nurse --- Played by Fugazi Lieutenant Zachary Jones, junior engineer --- Played by Masked Builder Enlisted: Ensign Samantha York, navigator --- Played by Capt.JohnPaul Ensign Toby Rockford, security --- Played by darkdragon Ensign Allison Williams, engineer --- Played by swils Ensign Robert Holloway, engineer --- Played by Waterbrick Down Other: Magic Tree Stump, foliage --- Played by Hinckley Gone, but not forgotten: Ensign Timothy Mandel, engineer --- Played by Dannylonglegs, electrocuted on Night One (Loyalist) Ensign Peter Robbins, janitorial staff --- Played by Peanuts, blown apart on Night One (Loyalist) Ensign Brian Pewter, security --- Played by Palathadric, lynched on Day Two (Loyalist) Ensign Jack Campbell, security --- Played by Dakar A, 'sploded by a phaser on Night Two (Loyalist) Ensign Jason Falcon, helmsman --- Played by Hinckley, stabbed to death on Night Two (Loyalist) Chief Medical Officer Lieutenant Commander Julius Burbank, M.D. --- Played by Brickdoctor, lynched on Day Three (Loyalist) Lieutenant Donna Willis, chief research officer --- Played by KingOfTheZempk, struck dead by a machine gun on Night Three, (Loyalist) Lieutenant Joshua Wright, med-bay nurse --- Played by CallMePie, vanished without a trace on Night Three (Unknown) Rules: 1. Each player will be given a character to play, who will be aligned with either the Loyalists or the League of Purists. To win the game, the Loyalists must vote or kill off all the League of Purists, while the League of Purists needs to outnumber the Loyalists. Additionally, keep on the lookout for other factions. 2. Each day will be played out in its own topic. During a day you will be able to vote to lynch a player. Voting must be done in the following format; Vote: Character (Player). Similarly, unvoting is to be done in the format; Unvote: Character (Player). No other format will be accepted. A majority vote is required to lynch a player, meaning that over half of the remaining players must vote for the same player to warrant a lynch. 3. A game day will last a maximum of 72 hours. You may not vote in the first 24 hours. The day will end after those 72 hours. After the day has concluded, a night will commence, which will last a maximum of 48 hours. Night actions must be sent to the host in the first 24 hours of nighttime. 4. The alignment of lynched players, as well as those that died during the night, will be revealed at the beginning of the next day. 5. You may not quote or pretend to quote anything sent to you by the game host via PM. This includes all the details of your character and role, as well as any night action results. Role claims and reporting of night action results are acceptable, but in your own words only. Do not attempt to use the structure of your role PM to your advantage. 6. Do not play the game outside the day threads. Similarly, do not post out-of-character inside the day threads. Game tactics and roles may only be discussed in the game thread or via PM with other players. Private discussion is done at your own risk and should be treated as part of the game. 7. If you are dead, you may not post in thread or discuss the game with any of the players. Any information you had becomes void, and may not be passed on. 8. Don't edit your posts, or I will cry. 9. Post in all of the day threads or I will cry. 10. Please don't metagame to much, or I will cry. 11. I hate taking avatar photos, so don't make fun of me or I'll cry. 12. Violation of the above rules will result in a 5 vote penalty against you on your first offense, and the death of your character on your second offense. Your character will also die in the most gruesome and awful way possible. I also won't cry. Reason For Edit: Inserted a missing image

Vote Tally Lieutenant Wheeler / Inconspicuous: 1 (Fhomess ) Lieutenant Commander Burbank / Brickdoctor: 14 (Rufus, Capt.JohnPaul, Tamamono, darkdragon, Shadows, Dragonator, CallMePie, Scouty, Scubacarrot, KingOfTheZempk, Waterbrick Down, AwesomeStar, Fugazi, Masked Builder) Ensign York / Capt.JohnPaul: 2 (Brickdoctor, swils) The Excalibur pulled out of whatever wormhole it was in to expand the daytime. "Oh well, I put up a good defense but I'll go quietly." the aged doctor said. He was escorted out as the rest of the crew tried fighting with Lieutenant Hornby for a turn inside the stump. Night Actions!

Vote Tally Lieutenant Wheeler / Inconspicuous: 1 (Fhomess ) Lieutenant Commander Burbank / Brickdoctor: 10 (Rufus, Capt.JohnPaul, Tamamono, darkdragon, Shadows, Dragonator, CallMePie, Scouty, Scubacarrot, KingOfTheZempk) Ensign York / Capt.JohnPaul: 1 (Brickdoctor)

Vote Tally: Lieutenant Commander Wilder / Fhomess: 1 (Scubacarrot) Lieutenant Wheeler / Inconspicuous: 1 (Fhomess ) Lieutenant Commander Burbank / Brickdoctor: 3 (Rufus, Capt.JohnPaul, Tamamono) Ensign York / Capt.JohnPaul: 1 (Brickdoctor)

I'm picking Capt.JohnPaul. I'm sorry TBW, but I still haven't really seen much improvement in your playing style.

A tree stump appeared in the recroom of the Excalibur "I am a tree stump!" Magic Stump / Hinckley declared.

Vote away!

The Excalibur shook a bit, lightly rumbling the rec-room. The lights dimmed, if only for half a second.

Thanks for playing to those who died.

Ensign Jack Campbell / Dakar A was leading Ensign Brian Pewter / Palathadric down the hallway. "I wish it didn't have to be this way." Brian said. "I'm going to miss you." "I'll miss you too, buddy!" Jack said. "Aha!" a killer said. "I'm here to kill you!" "Aieee! With a butcher knife?! This is the future!" "What, oh, not with this. I used this to make myself a snack." "I'll kill you with this!" And with that, the body parts of the two were scattered about the hallway of the Excalibur. Elsewhere, Ensign Jason Falcon / Hinckley was returning to his cabin after getting a midnight snack of applesauce, his favorite because he bugged the host about it. "What! I'm dead?! Noooo, I totally regret complaining about the lateness of today!" he said. "Look, I came out of nowhere because the host accidentally deleted a picture I'm very stealthy." a killer said. "Screw you! Whoever you are, I'll bitch you out in either the conclusion or the dead writeboard, whichever comes first!" And that was the end of the brave Ensign Falcon. "The Admiral is away on business and he'll be back later. Since I am First Officer, I have been placed in command." Commander Walters says. "Unfortunately, all three of the deceased; Ensign Pewter, Ensign Campbell, and Ensign Falcon, are all Loyalists. We must do better today." ~~~ Non Playable Characters: Admiral Bob --- Played By Bob Players: (18) Command Officers: First Officer Commander Cameron Walters --- Played By Scouty Second Officer Lieutenant Commander Andrew Gordon --- Played by Scubacarrot Chief Engineer Lieutenant Commander Matthew Wilder --- Played by fhomess Chief Medical Officer Lieutenant Commander Julius Burbank, M.D. --- Played by Brickdoctor Chief Security Officer Lieutenant George Harper --- Played by Dragonator Science Officer Lieutenant Michael McAndrews --- Played by Tamamono Officers: Lieutenant Donna Willis, chief research officer --- Played by KingOfTheZempk Lieutenant Arnold Daly, chief astrophysicist --- Played by Rufus Lieutenant Richard Francis, chief astrobiology officer --- Played by AwesomeStar Lieutenant Thomas Hornby,chief cartography officer --- Played by Shadows Lieutenant Michelle Wheeler, chemist --- Played by Inconspicuous Lieutenant Suzanne Vanderbilt, med-bay nurse --- Played by Fugazi Lieutenant Joshua Wright, med-bay nurse --- Played by CallMePie Lieutenant Zachary Jones, junior engineer --- Played by Masked Builder Enlisted: Ensign Samantha York, navigator, chamber fodder --- Played by LEGOman273 Ensign Toby Rockford, security --- Played by darkdragon Ensign Allison Williams, engineer --- Played by swils Ensign Robert Holloway, engineer --- Played by Waterbrick Down Gone, but not forgotten: Ensign Timothy Mandel, engineer --- Played by Dannylonglegs, electrocuted on Night One (Loyalist) Ensign Peter Robbins, janitorial staff --- Played by Peanuts, blown apart on Night One (Loyalist) Ensign Brian Pewter, security --- Played by Palathadric, lynched on Day Two (Loyalist) Ensign Jack Campbell, security --- Played by Dakar A, 'sploded by a phaser on Night Two (Loyalist) Ensign Jason Falcon, helmsman --- Played by Hinckley, stabbed to death on Night Two (Loyalist) Rules: 1. Each player will be given a character to play, who will be aligned with either the Loyalists or the League of Purists. To win the game, the Loyalists must vote or kill off all the League of Purists, while the League of Purists needs to outnumber the Loyalists. Additionally, keep on the lookout for other factions. 2. Each day will be played out in its own topic. During a day you will be able to vote to lynch a player. Voting must be done in the following format; Vote: Character (Player). Similarly, unvoting is to be done in the format; Unvote: Character (Player). No other format will be accepted. A majority vote is required to lynch a player, meaning that over half of the remaining players must vote for the same player to warrant a lynch. 3. A game day will last a maximum of 72 hours. You may not vote in the first 24 hours. The day will end after those 72 hours. After the day has concluded, a night will commence, which will last a maximum of 48 hours. Night actions must be sent to the host in the first 24 hours of nighttime. 4. The alignment of lynched players, as well as those that died during the night, will be revealed at the beginning of the next day. 5. You may not quote or pretend to quote anything sent to you by the game host via PM. This includes all the details of your character and role, as well as any night action results. Role claims and reporting of night action results are acceptable, but in your own words only. Do not attempt to use the structure of your role PM to your advantage. 6. Do not play the game outside the day threads. Similarly, do not post out-of-character inside the day threads. Game tactics and roles may only be discussed in the game thread or via PM with other players. Private discussion is done at your own risk and should be treated as part of the game. 7. If you are dead, you may not post in thread or discuss the game with any of the players. Any information you had becomes void, and may not be passed on. 8. Don't edit your posts, or I will cry. 9. Post in all of the day threads or I will cry. 10. Please don't metagame to much, or I will cry. 11. I hate taking avatar photos, so don't make fun of me or I'll cry. 12. Violation of the above rules will result in a 5 vote penalty against you on your first offense, and the death of your character on your second offense. Your character will also die in the most gruesome and awful way possible. I also won't cry.

Day Three will go up at 9:00 EST again. Night actions are due at 6:00 EST.

I've given it to LEGOman273 since he was first.

The day is over, and Ensign Brian Pewter / Palathadric is to be lynched. Surrounded by his fellow security officers and the rest of the crew, Ensign Pewter resigned himself to his fate. He left for interrogation. End Day Two Get those night actions in!

Vote Tally: Ensign Pewter / Palathadric: 18 (Dragonator, Brickdoctor, CallMePie, Hinckley, Scouty, darkdragon, KingOfTheZempk, Shadows, Inconspicious, Waterbrick Down, Rufus, Awesome Star, swils, Fugazi, Scubacarrot, fhomess, Masked Builder, Flare) Ensign Campbell / Dakar A: 1 (Tamamono) Lt. Arnold Daly's Hair: 1 (Hinckley)

I need a replacement.

Vote Tally: Ensign Pewter / Palathadric: 15 (Dragonator, Brickdoctor, CallMePie, Hinckley, Scouty, darkdragon, KingOfTheZempk, Shadows, Inconspicious, Waterbrick Down, Rufus, Awesome Star, swils, Fugazi, Scubacarrot) Ensign Campbell / Dakar A: 1 (Tamamono) Lt. Arnold Daly's Hair: 1 (Hinckley) 15 out of 21 have voted for Palathadric, so he is to be lynched at this point. You still have 36 or so hours.

Eh, go for it.

You can now vote.

I fixed it.

It was late at night on the Excalibur, and Ensign Timothy Mandel / Dannylonglegs (Sorry bud, I'll miss your poetry!) is out checking the engines. He takes off his hat that somehow covers up his long flowing hair just as a blacked out figure enters. "Hey Mandel! There's a problem with this engine over here. The Fleet Admiral told me to tell you to fix it." "Hmm...I should really get protective gear but if the Fleet Admiral needs it done then I suppose it's an emergency!" He then showed why safety comes first always. And that was the end of Ensign Mandel. Elsewhere, Ensign Peter Robbins / Peanuts was washing his hands in a comically large sink, about to go to bed and watch his favorite show "Jeopardy!" hosted by Alec Trebek the IV when a figure approached. "Oh! Hello!" "I came to say good night, but then I noticed the huge puddle at your feet!" "Gasp! Where?!" "I don't see a puddle!" "Trust me, there is. " And that was the end of Ensign Robbins. The next morning, the crew gathered in the rec-room for some breakfast and downtime. Ensign Campbell practiced his trumpet while Lieutenant Commander Gordon handed out more flowers. "I got a bowl of applesauce for breakfast." Ensign Falcon said proudly. "I got a potato, because I told the host they should be in the game." Lieutenant Hornby said. Fleet Admiral Bob then took his position. "Last night, two disposable ensigns great men were killed. Both Ensign Timothy Mandel / Dannylonglegs and Ensign Peter Robbins / Peanuts were Loyalists. Do better today or I'm afraid I'll have to take drastic measures." Non Playable Characters: Admiral Bob --- Played By Bob Players: (23) Command Officers: First Officer Commander Cameron Walters --- Played By Scouty Second Officer Lieutenant Commander Andrew Gordon --- Played by Scubacarrot Chief Engineer Lieutenant Commander Matthew Wilder --- Played by fhomess Chief Medical Officer Lieutenant Commander Julius Burbank, M.D. --- Played by Brickdoctor Chief Security Officer Lieutenant George Harper --- Played by Dragonator Science Officer Lieutenant Michael McAndrews --- Played by Tamamono Officers: Lieutenant Donna Willis, chief research officer --- Played by KingOfTheZempk Lieutenant Arnold Daly, chief astrophysicist --- Played by Rufus Lieutenant Richard Francis, chief astrobiology officer --- Played by AwesomeStar Lieutenant Thomas Hornby,chief cartography officer --- Played by Shadows Lieutenant Michelle Wheeler, chemist --- Played by Inconspicuous Lieutenant Suzanne Vanderbilt, med-bay nurse --- Played by Fugazi Lieutenant Joshua Wright, med-bay nurse --- Played by CallMePie Lieutenant Zachary Jones, junior engineer --- Played by Masked Builder Enlisted: Ensign Jason Falcon, helmsman --- Played by Hinckley Ensign Samantha York, navigator --- Played by Flare Ensign Toby Rockford, security --- Played by darkdragon Ensign Brian Pewter, security --- Played by Palathadric Ensign Jack Campbell, security --- Played by Dakar A Ensign Allison Williams, engineer --- Played by swils Ensign Robert Holloway, engineer --- Played by Waterbrick Down Gone, but not forgotten: Ensign Timothy Mandel, engineer --- Played by Dannylonglegs, electrocuted on Night One; Loyalist Ensign Peter Robbins, janitorial staff --- Played by Peanuts, blown apart on Night One; Loyalist Rules: 1. Each player will be given a character to play, who will be aligned with either the Loyalists or the League of Purists. To win the game, the Loyalists must vote or kill off all the League of Purists, while the League of Purists need to outnumber the Loyalists. Additionally, keep on the look out for other factions. 2. Each day will be played out in its own topic. During a day you will be able to vote to lynch a player. Voting must be done in the following format; Vote: Character (Player). Similarly, unvoting is to be done in the format; Unvote: Character (Player). No other format will be accepted. A majority vote is required to lynch a player, meaning that over half of the remaining players must vote for the same player to warrant a lynch. 3. A game day will last a maximum of 72 hours. You may not vote in the first 24 hours. The day will end after those 72 hours. After the day has concluded, a night will commence, which will last a maximum of 48 hours. Night actions must be sent to the host in the first 24 hours of nighttime. 4. The alignment of lynched players, as well as those that died during the night, will be revealed at the beginning of the next day. 5. You may not quote or pretend to quote anything sent to you by the game host via PM. This includes all the details of your character and role, as well as any night action results. Role claims and reporting of night action results are acceptable, but in your own words only. Do not attempt to use the structure of your role PM to your advantage. 6. Do not play the game outside the day threads. Similarly, do not post out-of-character inside the day threads. Game tactics and roles may only be discussed in the game thread or via PM with other players. Private discussion is done at your own risk and should be treated as part of the game. 7. If you are dead, you may not post in thread or discuss the game with any of the players. Any information you had becomes void, and may not be passed on. 8. Don't edit your posts, or I will cry. 9. Post in all of the day threads, or I will cry. 10. Please don't metagame to much, or I will cry. 11. I hate taking avatar photos, so don't make fun of me or I'll cry. 12. Violation of the above rules will result in a 5 vote penalty against you on your first offense, and the death of your character on your second offense. Your character will also die in the most gruesome and awful way possible. I also won't cry.