Bob

No-wait-sorry I'm dumb. Don't look at me, I'm stupid. It appears that the tide is against Zerard, so I'll: Vote: Zerard Wolfe (Zepher) I hate this. I feel conflicted and for some reason I feel sick. I hope I'm not wrong.

or: It's obvious by observation that either Charles and Zerard are the last two assassins or Cuthber and Clemence are. I know that I'm not an assassin and I can't speak for Polly (although by observation she would appear to be the prime candidate if you listen to Zerard). This is a serious breaking point for me in this game and it's based on who I feel is the most likely to be an assassin. It's between Zerard and Polly. I'll need to think about this, because if I do something wrong then it's likely to be all over.

megabluck this ship. Sorry, I had to get it out of my system. Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't Barag blocked on night one? That's how Shanalon knew he was an assassin, unless I'm wrong.

Unvote: Polly Altamont (Pandora) Vote: Jane Phoebe Barnell (JimButcher) A logical deduction and finally something to go on.

If you read the rules, it says the person with the most votes will be lynched. However, I suppose that I too will Vote: Polly Altamont (Pandora)

Unless something else shows up then it appears Polly will be lynched by popular vote, but I don't know... Without my vote, a sufficient total has been reached, so I suppose that I don't have to vote.

We do need a lynch today, but I'm not convinced yet on Polly. I still feel a tad washy on the whole affair...

Usually if you can't make a decision yourself, you give the proxy to someone you really trust. It's also somewhat useful for scum to proxy another scum if they know they might not be around for the vote.

You said it. I offered you my pants, but you won't budge. They're really a snug fit. It also blows our theory that they only have three set kills out of the air, unless they were convinced that Shanalon was a member of the Royal Family and now only have one remaining kill. We're short on answers, unfortunately, however at the current ratio it's still 6 vs 2, so we at least have some good odds. The only thing I can say is to the investigator. I urge you to get into contact with someone else.

I haven't really trusted you since you lead a crusade to get me thrown overboard on both Day One, but also on Day Two when we actually had sufficient evidence against Ruben. I've talked with you in private and even still you've been after me. I'm not sure why your conquest against me is so overbearing, but it's clouding your judgement and you're dangerous to keep around. Vote: Meahon Doughal (MetroiD) You were the first to vote for me, mostly for no real logical reason. Plus, you got Ruben on the bandwagon immediately after that. Since Ruben was found out to be a scummy scum, I'm willing to believe that you were simply distracting attention away from Charles in order to vote for me. Is Charles scum too? Were you saving his green megablocks from the silver plank?

Make sure you don't kill her off. The game looks great, Masked, I'll be sure to follow it!

I think the scum have only three kills. One for the King, one for the Queen, and one for the Prince. They've used the one on the Queen, which is why I think they got lucky on Night One with a good investigation. I'm hoping that Ruben/Barag was the scum investigator, however it's likely the roles simply dispersed between the two of them. Here, try my pants. I'm much more attractive than you anyway.

Vote: Ruben Castleton (Rick) It's really a no-brainer. I've looked over everything but this seems to be the most logical thing to do.

Hide your boner, Meahon. Folding your arms just doesn't help. I've been working in private with others while you've been berating me in thread. You're leading a crusade to have me thrown overboard and quite frankly it's rather annoying.

You still have a hard-on for voting me off, don't you? Why are you so pushy, Meahon? It's Day Two. Since it's Day Two, we logically have more information and evidence then we did on Day One for a random lynch. You voted for me first yesterday and even when I was in contact with you, refused to un-vote me. Speaking of evidence: I can confirm everything that Shanalon has said. It would explain why Ruben was so interested in a random quick lynch yesterday. Perhaps that does mean that they can only kill when we lynch. Likely because there wasn't a night time kill and we know that the scum have the ability to kill.

No, it's not, and let me address each point out and debunk it. 1) What vanilla pattern? I think you're overthinking this entire thing. We were all speaking nonsense about sausages and applesauce during the first few pages and then suddenly I get the blame? 2) It wasn't my intent to "defend" Charles, I was merely pointing something out. If I was really an assassin, would I be that dumb or inexperienced to swoop to the aid of my fellow assassin on such a petty accusation? 3) I've both contacted people in private for my defense and I've also talked publicly about my defense. I'm trying to talk to people in private because I want to see their reasons for voting for me. You voted for me first only because I said that I didn't have a job. Why did you vote for me first on something unrelated to what Fairon said, without even addressing his point? Trying to help out Charles by drawing the vote away from him? 4) Well, it's either me or Charles today and I recognize that. I'm certainly not going to say "Okay, center around me so I can be voted off", because that's silly. 5) If I cook for you, will you unvote me?

What's my defense supposed to be? There's no case against me other than I had stupidly tried to point out you made an observation. I've stated a full defense a few pages back, or do you not read?

I'm not sure how to defend myself when there's no real logical accusations against me. Because I pointed something out I'm being lynched out? That's the only real evidence against me, and quite personally I don't think that's anything. In addition, at least I'm still defending myself adequately. Where's Charles?

Look, there's not much to go on for the case against either of us. I've been defending myself in both public and private, however I feel I'll broadcast it here again: The whole "job" sort of thing was me acting silly during the start of the day when all of us were also acting odd since it was before the 24 hour mark on the first day. If you think that's scummy then you could point out that the whole sausage debate and cooking gags were also suspicious. It was only near when we reached the 24 hour mark that I decided that we should actually have a conversation other than silly topics, but instead that too came out to look odd. So then, when Fairon voted for Charles because he decided that he was interested in women, I didn't think I was defending him by saying that perhaps he was just making an observation. It -was- six to six, and I'd like to center around Charles because I don't want to vote for myself. I'm asking you to please switch your votes.

Look, I'll say it again. I wasn't defending Charles, I know better than to defend people on Day One. I was just pointing out that perhaps he only made a simple observation earlier in the day...

I was merely pointing out that such a comment wasn't exactly indicative of being scum. However, with lack of better evidence and since I'm not going to vote for myself; Vote: Charles Pleasance (CallMePieOrDie)

Interesting observation. However, Charles was only stating something he saw and I don't know if he had any bearing on who perhaps the Queen is. We must also face the fact that some of us have assumed people of different genders.

Alright, everyone get undressed. If you have green skin anywhere on your body, we should throw you overboard.

Now what do we do? All we've done is play cards, make suggestive statements about vaginas and sausages, and play bagpipes. I know it's day one but shouldn't we try and do something productive?

Do your panties need stitching? I'm very handy with sewing materials. Just because I'm a lady doesn't mean I'm a cook. Do I look like a cook? Clemence over there is the one with the apron. She looks like she'd be a better cook than I would be. ... ... Although I do need something to do. I'll be in the kitchen cooking up something good that will probably suck.