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"Well. You caught me, said Ensign Allison Williams / swils. I'm surprised you caught AwesomeStar, or whatever the megabluck his name is." "We're awfully crafty." the town said. "Watch this!" She took the weapon from the surfer-dude guard. She shot the other guard, and then held the gun up to the surfer's head. "Whoa, I have a family." "Really?" "No." And he too was shot. "Aha! Reach for the sky! I'm the town vigilante! Lieutenant Commander Wilder / Fhomess said." "I don't understand." Lieutenant Zachary Jones / Masked Builder said. "I investigated you as town." "Well, I'm the Godfather. Speaking of..." She kicked the phaser from the old engineer's hands, and then shot him. The other shippies rushed to check on him. Ensign Williams shot the head off of Lieutenant Michelle Wheeler / Inconspicuous as well. "Alright, who would like to be next?" the scummy evil scum asked. "You!" a heroic voice yelled. The body of the evil Ensign exploded and went backwards as Admiral Bob and a guard entered. Leaving Chief Security Officer Lieutenant George Harper / Dragonator , Lieutenant Michelle Wheeler / Inconspicuous , Lieutenant Zachary Jones / Masked Builder , and Ensign Robert Holloway / Waterbrick Down as the winners of Excalibur 2.0! Loyalists win! b]The Deceased/b] Chief Engineer Lieutenant Commander Matthew Wilder --- Played by fhomess, mod-killed during Night Eight (Loyalist) Ensign Allison Williams, engineer --- Played by swils, lynched on Day Eight (League of Purists) Ensign Timothy Mandel, engineer --- Played by Dannylonglegs, electrocuted on Night One (Loyalist) Ensign Peter Robbins, janitorial staff --- Played by Peanuts, blown apart on Night One (Loyalist) Ensign Brian Pewter, security --- Played by Palathadric, lynched on Day Two (Loyalist) Ensign Jack Campbell, security --- Played by Dakar A, 'sploded by a phaser on Night Two (Loyalist) Ensign Jason Falcon, helmsman --- Played by Hinckley, stabbed to death on Night Two (Loyalist) Chief Medical Officer Lieutenant Commander Julius Burbank, M.D. --- Played by Brickdoctor, lynched on Day Three (Loyalist) Lieutenant Donna Willis, chief research officer --- Played by KingOfTheZempk, struck dead by a machine gun on Night Three (Loyalist) Lieutenant Joshua Wright, med-bay nurse --- Played by CallMePie, vanished without a trace on Night Three (Unknown) Second Officer Lieutenant Commander Andrew Gordon --- Played by Scubacarrot, voted off for being a dick on Day Four (League Of Purists) Ensign Toby Rockford, security --- Played by darkdragon, voted off on Day Five (League of Purists) First Officer Commander Cameron Walters --- Played By Scouty , frozen in carbonite forever on Night Five (Loyalist) Science Officer Lieutenant Michael McAndrews --- Played by Tamamono, blasted across the deck on Night Five (Loyalist) Lieutenant Arnold Daly, chief astrophysicist --- Played by Rufus, given a bad haircut on Night Six (Loyalist) Lieutenant Suzanne Vanderbilt, med-bay nurse --- Played by Fugazi, obliterated during Day Seven (League of Purists) Lieutenant Richard Francis, chief astrobiology officer --- Played by AwesomeStar, voted out by popular vote on Day Seven (League of Purists) Ensign Samantha York, navigator --- Played by Capt.JohnPaul, old-style blasted away on Night Seven (Loyalist) Lieutenant Thomas Hornby,chief cartography officer --- Played by Shadows, touched an active engine on Night Seven (Loyalist) "Prepare for a shitstorm, Lieutenant" "Sir?" "Oh, I forgot you can't break the fourth wall." Deadboard: http://123.writeboard.com/hsidhgghagwopdjd2mxf5gib password: hiswasthemosthuman "Retards." Please feel free to quote PM's, role's, and anything else. Night Actions: Night One Scubacarrot (Role cop): Tamamono Awesome Star (Track): Rufus darkdragon (Block): Palathadric swils (kill): Peanuts Fugazi (Protect): None Fhomess (kill): Dannylonglegs Tamamono (block): Fugazi KingOfTheZempk (watch): Scubacarrot Shadows (protect): Hinckley CallMePie (neutral investigate): Masked Builder Night Two Scubacarrot (Role cop): Fhomess Awesome Star (Track): Brickdoctor darkdragon (Block): CallMePie swils (kill): Hinckley Fugazi (Protect): Swils Fhomess (kill): Dakar A Tamamono (block): Rufus KingOfTheZempk (watch): Dakar A Shadows (protect): Scouty CallMePie (neutral investigate): KingOfTheZempk Night Three Scubacarrot (Role cop): Shadows Awesome Star (Track): CallMePie darkdragon (Block): CallMePie swils (kill): KingOfTheZempk Fugazi (Protect): Swils Fhomess (kill): CallMePie Tamamono (block): darkdragon KingOfTheZempk (watch): Rufus Shadows (protect):Rufus CallMePie (neutral investigate): Scubacarrot Night Four Awesome Star (Track): MaskedBuilder darkdragon (Block):Shadows swils (kill): Fhomess Fugazi (Protect): darkdragon Fhomess (kill): darkdragon Tamamono (block): darkdragon Shadows (protect): fhomess Masked Builder(investigate): Dragonator Night Five Awesome Star (Track): MaskedBuilder swils (kill): Tamamono Fugazi (Protect): swils Fhomess (kill): Scouty Tamamono (block): Inconspicuous Shadows (protect): fhomess Masked Builder(investigate): Waterbrick Down Night Seven swils (kill): Shadows Fhomess (kill): Capt.JohnPaul Shadows (protect): fhomess Masked Builder(investigate): swils Enjoy. Character analysis and day analysis will be up later on. I'll also answer any questions/comments/concerns you have.

All set, thanks. This topic can be locked as well, please.

Ugh, I'd barf if I had to do this even more. I'm hosted out at the moment. Day Eight is really Day Eleven (don't forget about the original Excalibur Days 1, 2, and 3)

Guys, I made an error. We're going to have to do Excalibur 3.0. I hope none of you mind.

Someone unlock the Day Eight thread so I can put up the next goddamn day.

Day Nine should be up soon.

Vote Tally: Ensign Williams / Swils: 5 (Dragonator, Waterbrick Down, Masked Builder, Inconspicuous, fhomess) Two guards arrived to escort Ensign Williams off the bridge. Get those night actions in!

Vote Tally: Ensign Williams / Swils: 4 (Dragonator, Waterbrick Down, Masked Builder, Inconspicuous Currently, Swils is set to be lynched. )

Vote Tally: Ensign Williams / Swils: 1 (Dragonator, Waterbrick Down) Lieutenant Harper / Dragonator: 1 (Inconspicuous) Four votes needed for a lynch. The Admiral appeared. "Due to the lockdown, private communications are hereby banned. Any conversation must take place here."

This is actually frustrating me.

Vote Tally: Ensign Williams / Swils: 1 (Dragonator) Lieutenant Harper / Dragonator: 1 (Inconspicuous) There's like, 24 hours left. Start posting or people will die.

Vote away.

Something else happens, probably

Something happens

Forget I said anything then... Thanks also to AwesomeStar and Shadows. I'm glad you came out of semi-retirement for my game AS.

Ensign Samantha York / Capt.JohnPaul was transporting a tree across the rec-room in hopes that a tree stump would appear. The game had gone seriously downhill, so she figured the host might take pity on her and give her special protection or something. But she was wrong, dead wrong. Get it? Dead wrong? I'm running out of jokes. "Look at this old style blaster I found in storage. It says "Han Shot First" on it." the figure said. "Really? I always believed Han Shot Second." "That's just in the new version so the kiddies don't get upset." *BZAP* And that was the end of the brave navigator. Elsewhere, Lieutenant Thomas Hornby / Shadows was waltzing around the engine room, probably looking for clues. Or maybe he knew he was being targeted and he just didn't want to have to be killed in the same setting as everyone else. "Aha." the figure says. "I have you in handcuffs. You're trapped." "I've gotten out of handcuffs before. I'm a very kinky person." the horny Hornby said. The figure went over to the "electrify the engine button, or whatever" ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz And that ended the life of the Lieutenant. "You are all abject failures. Out of the 23 of the original crew, 6 of you remain! Regardless, Lieutenant Vanderbilt and Lieutenant Francis were both members of the League of Purists." The remaining shippies cheered. "However, Lieutenant Hornby and Ensign York were both Loyalists." The crowd mourned the loss of the two. "This vessel is now on lockdown mode. That means there will be no more leaving this room. I have guards posted on the outside, anyone caught leaving this room will be arrested immediately. Arrangements for bedding will be taken care of." "Additional repercussions shall come, however I will speak of that later. I've been reusing the same picture four times, and I think the audience is starting to notice." Non Playable Characters: Admiral Bob --- Played By Bob Players: (6) Command Officers: Chief Engineer Lieutenant Commander Matthew Wilder --- Played by fhomess Chief Security Officer Lieutenant George Harper --- Played by Dragonator Officers: Lieutenant Michelle Wheeler, chemist --- Played by Inconspicuous Lieutenant Zachary Jones, junior engineer --- Played by Masked Builder Enlisted: Ensign Allison Williams, engineer --- Played by swils Ensign Robert Holloway, engineer --- Played by Waterbrick Down Gone, but not forgotten: Ensign Timothy Mandel, engineer --- Played by Dannylonglegs, electrocuted on Night One (Loyalist) Ensign Peter Robbins, janitorial staff --- Played by Peanuts, blown apart on Night One (Loyalist) Ensign Brian Pewter, security --- Played by Palathadric, lynched on Day Two (Loyalist) Ensign Jack Campbell, security --- Played by Dakar A, 'sploded by a phaser on Night Two (Loyalist) Ensign Jason Falcon, helmsman --- Played by Hinckley, stabbed to death on Night Two (Loyalist) Chief Medical Officer Lieutenant Commander Julius Burbank, M.D. --- Played by Brickdoctor, lynched on Day Three (Loyalist) Lieutenant Donna Willis, chief research officer --- Played by KingOfTheZempk, struck dead by a machine gun on Night Three (Loyalist) Lieutenant Joshua Wright, med-bay nurse --- Played by CallMePie, vanished without a trace on Night Three (Unknown) Second Officer Lieutenant Commander Andrew Gordon --- Played by Scubacarrot, voted off for being a dick on Day Four (League Of Purists) Ensign Toby Rockford, security --- Played by darkdragon, voted off on Day Five (League of Purists) First Officer Commander Cameron Walters --- Played By Scouty , frozen in carbonite forever on Night Five (Loyalist) Science Officer Lieutenant Michael McAndrews --- Played by Tamamono, blasted across the deck on Night Five (Loyalist) Lieutenant Arnold Daly, chief astrophysicist --- Played by Rufus, given a bad haircut on Night Six (Loyalist) Lieutenant Suzanne Vanderbilt, med-bay nurse --- Played by Fugazi, obliterated during Day Seven (League of Purists) Lieutenant Richard Francis, chief astrobiology officer --- Played by AwesomeStar, voted out by popular vote on Day Seven (League of Purists) Ensign Samantha York, navigator --- Played by Capt.JohnPaul, old-style blasted away on Night Seven (Loyalist) Lieutenant Thomas Hornby,chief cartography officer --- Played by Shadows, touched an active engine on Night Seven (Loyalist) Rules: 1. Each player will be given a character to play, who will be aligned with either the Loyalists or the League of Purists. To win the game, the Loyalists must vote or kill off all the League of Purists, while the League of Purists needs to outnumber the Loyalists. Additionally, keep on the lookout for other factions. 2. Each day will be played out in its own topic. During a day you will be able to vote to lynch a player. Voting must be done in the following format; Vote: Character (Player). Similarly, unvoting is to be done in the format; Unvote: Character (Player). No other format will be accepted. A majority vote is required to lynch a player, meaning that over half of the remaining players must vote for the same player to warrant a lynch. 3. A game day will last a maximum of 72 hours. You may not vote in the first 24 hours. The day will end after those 72 hours. After the day has concluded, a night will commence, which will last a maximum of 48 hours. Night actions must be sent to the host in the first 24 hours of nighttime. 4. The alignment of lynched players, as well as those that died during the night, will be revealed at the beginning of the next day. 5. You may not quote or pretend to quote anything sent to you by the game host via PM. This includes all the details of your character and role, as well as any night action results. Role claims and reporting of night action results are acceptable, but in your own words only. Do not attempt to use the structure of your role PM to your advantage. 6. Do not play the game outside the day threads. Similarly, do not post out-of-character inside the day threads. Game tactics and roles may only be discussed in the game thread or via PM with other players. Private discussion is done at your own risk and should be treated as part of the game. 7. If you are dead, you may not post in thread or discuss the game with any of the players. Any information you had becomes void, and may not be passed on. 8. Don't edit your posts, or I will cry. 9. Post in all of the day threads or I will cry. 10. Please don't metagame to much, or I will cry. 11. I hate taking avatar photos, so don't make fun of me or I'll cry. 12. Violation of the above rules will result in a 5 vote penalty against you on your first offense, and the death of your character on your second offense. Your character will also die in the most gruesome and awful way possible. I also won't cry.

The townspeople crowded around Lieutenant Francis. In the background, the broken remains of Lieutenant Vanderbilt remained unattended to. "Alright Richard. You and your bowl haircut are about to be interrogated." "Oh yeah? Well, you're gonna have to catch me first!" He pushed by the security chief and rushed out of the room. "Are you megablocking serious?" someone asked. He entered the holo-dec, and appeared in a city street. "Where the hell am I? This isn't what I asked for. I wanted a castle scene with the new Helms Deep set." "There be trolls here, and I ain't talkin' bout the trolls on the Internets." "Where the actual megabluck am I?" "Alright Francis! It's all over!" Ensign Williams yelled. "Give it up, we're standing directly in front of you giving you countless ways to escape!" Ensign Holloway said. "Well, now I have an ax! Stay back, or I'll use this!" "George, use your security weapon!" Holloway said. "My what?" the security chief asked. "Don't you have like a hand phaser or something?" "No, what do I look like, the chief of security?" *WHUMP* Slowly the holodeck faded back to its original set, and Lieutenant Francis was taken to interrogation.

Lieutenant Wheeler / Inconspicous: 2 (Fugazi*LOCKED IN*, AwesomeStar) Lieutenant Francis / AwesomeStar: 8 (Waterbrick Down, Inconspicuous, Shadows, swils, Dragonator, Capt.JohnPaul, fhomess, Masked Builder) 6 votes are needed for a lynch today. Thus, Lieutenant Francis / AwesomeStar has been lynched. The day is now over. Send in night actions and don't lock this thread again like last time.

Lieutenant Wheeler / Inconspicous: 3 (Capt.JohnPaul, Masked Builder, AwesomeStar) Lieutenant Francis / AwesomeStar: 5 (Waterbrick Down, Inconspicuous, Shadows, swils, Dragonator 6 votes are needed for a lynch today.

Thanks for playing Fugazi.

A phaser blast rang out in the main recroom. Lieutenant Suzanne Vanderbilt / Fugazi's body was charred in the corner after being sent back a few feet. She was a member of the League of Purists. Lieutenant Wheeler / Inconspicous: 4 (Dragonator, Shadows, Capt.JohnPaul, Masked Builder, AwesomeStar) 6 votes are needed for a lynch today.

Lieutenant Wheeler / Inconspicous: 4 (fhomess, Dragonator, Shadows, Capt.JohnPaul) 6 votes are needed for a lynch today.

Vote Tally: Michelle Wheeler / Inconspicuous: 1 (fhomess) The spirits of the Excalibur cry in anguish. "BORING."

You can now vote.

Lieutenant Arnold Daly / Rufus walked about the ship late at night for no real apparent reason other than to be killed off. "Free haircuts!" a voice said. "Free haircuts! People are always making fun of my hair!" "This won't hurt a bit now." "I'm glad. My mother always told me never to get haircuts from strangers, but she's a liar and that's why I moved out." With one swift stroke he sliced the Lieutenant's head off. "Darn you! Mom was right for once!" he said as he died. "Hey! This was supposed to be my kill. I had a hilarious death planned and everything." a second figure said. "You should have gotten here sooner then." "Blah-blah-blah, you're all idiots, blah-blah-blah, Lieutenant Arnold Daly / Rufus was a Loyalist, same old same old." the engineer read. Non Playable Characters: Admiral Bob --- Played By Bob Players: (18) Command Officers: Chief Engineer Lieutenant Commander Matthew Wilder --- Played by fhomess Chief Security Officer Lieutenant George Harper --- Played by Dragonator Officers: Lieutenant Richard Francis, chief astrobiology officer --- Played by AwesomeStar Lieutenant Thomas Hornby,chief cartography officer --- Played by Shadows Lieutenant Michelle Wheeler, chemist --- Played by Inconspicuous Lieutenant Suzanne Vanderbilt, med-bay nurse --- Played by Fugazi Lieutenant Zachary Jones, junior engineer --- Played by Masked Builder Enlisted: Ensign Samantha York, navigator --- Played by Capt.JohnPaul Ensign Allison Williams, engineer --- Played by swils Ensign Robert Holloway, engineer --- Played by Waterbrick Down Gone, but not forgotten: Ensign Timothy Mandel, engineer --- Played by Dannylonglegs, electrocuted on Night One (Loyalist) Ensign Peter Robbins, janitorial staff --- Played by Peanuts, blown apart on Night One (Loyalist) Ensign Brian Pewter, security --- Played by Palathadric, lynched on Day Two (Loyalist) Ensign Jack Campbell, security --- Played by Dakar A, 'sploded by a phaser on Night Two (Loyalist) Ensign Jason Falcon, helmsman --- Played by Hinckley, stabbed to death on Night Two (Loyalist) Chief Medical Officer Lieutenant Commander Julius Burbank, M.D. --- Played by Brickdoctor, lynched on Day Three (Loyalist) Lieutenant Donna Willis, chief research officer --- Played by KingOfTheZempk, struck dead by a machine gun on Night Three (Loyalist) Lieutenant Joshua Wright, med-bay nurse --- Played by CallMePie, vanished without a trace on Night Three (Unknown) Second Officer Lieutenant Commander Andrew Gordon --- Played by Scubacarrot, voted off for being a dick on Day Four (League Of Purists) Ensign Toby Rockford, security --- Played by darkdragon, voted off on Day Five (League of Purists) First Officer Commander Cameron Walters --- Played By Scouty , frozen in carbonite forever on Night Five (Loyalist) Science Officer Lieutenant Michael McAndrews --- Played by Tamamono, blasted across the deck on Night Five (Loyalist) Lieutenant Arnold Daly, chief astrophysicist --- Played by Rufus, given a bad haircut on Night Six (Loyalist) Rules: 1. Each player will be given a character to play, who will be aligned with either the Loyalists or the League of Purists. To win the game, the Loyalists must vote or kill off all the League of Purists, while the League of Purists needs to outnumber the Loyalists. Additionally, keep on the lookout for other factions. 2. Each day will be played out in its own topic. During a day you will be able to vote to lynch a player. Voting must be done in the following format; Vote: Character (Player). Similarly, unvoting is to be done in the format; Unvote: Character (Player). No other format will be accepted. A majority vote is required to lynch a player, meaning that over half of the remaining players must vote for the same player to warrant a lynch. 3. A game day will last a maximum of 72 hours. You may not vote in the first 24 hours. The day will end after those 72 hours. After the day has concluded, a night will commence, which will last a maximum of 48 hours. Night actions must be sent to the host in the first 24 hours of nighttime. 4. The alignment of lynched players, as well as those that died during the night, will be revealed at the beginning of the next day. 5. You may not quote or pretend to quote anything sent to you by the game host via PM. This includes all the details of your character and role, as well as any night action results. Role claims and reporting of night action results are acceptable, but in your own words only. Do not attempt to use the structure of your role PM to your advantage. 6. Do not play the game outside the day threads. Similarly, do not post out-of-character inside the day threads. Game tactics and roles may only be discussed in the game thread or via PM with other players. Private discussion is done at your own risk and should be treated as part of the game. 7. If you are dead, you may not post in thread or discuss the game with any of the players. Any information you had becomes void, and may not be passed on. 8. Don't edit your posts, or I will cry. 9. Post in all of the day threads or I will cry. 10. Please don't metagame to much, or I will cry. 11. I hate taking avatar photos, so don't make fun of me or I'll cry. 12. Violation of the above rules will result in a 5 vote penalty against you on your first offense, and the death of your character on your second offense. Your character will also die in the most gruesome and awful way possible. I also won't cry.