Zepher

I really want to see a hopping mad Hybros! By the way, I think I'll be putting in all the pretty pictures we were missing within the next 24 hours, so be on the look out to find out what all these guards you've been fighting look like! (Not really exciting, but it will make me feel better about the lack so far!)

<NPC meat-shields . Thought you'd go for that!>

The party goes forward one more hallway and runs into four guards! These are not like the guards that they found loitering in the maze, nor like the ones guarding their cells. These guards seem to be guarding something important! A wooden door is closed behind them. Enemies Name: Veteran Head Guard Type: Humanoid Level: 4 Health: 30/30 Special: Inflicts one damage on all opponents Drops: -- Name: Guard A Type: Humanoid Level: 2 Health: 25/25 Special: Rally – Calls forth one more guard to fight Drops: -- Name: Guard B Type: Humanoid Level: 4 Health: 20/20 Special: Fury - Does 3 damage to the first three on the battle line-up. Drops: -- Name: Guard C Type: Humanoid Level: 3 Health: 17/17 Special: Rally – Calls forth one more guard to fight Drops: -- The Party Bartholomew Docken (played by Brickdoctor) Level 9 Ranger 31-year old human male Power: 13 Health: 14/15 Gold: 64 Inventory: 1x Mockthril Crossbow (WP: 4, suitable for rangers) Cronk (Party Leader) Level 9 Knight 28 years old Male Orc Power: 12 Health: 17/18 Gold: 16 Inventory: Bronze Longsword (WP: 3, suitable for knights and rogues) Eric (played by Khorne) Level 10 Barbarian 30 year old Male Norse Human Power: 14 Health: 17/17 Gold: 78 Inventory: Mockthril Club (WP: 4, suitable for barbarians) Jess Islanti Jess Islanti (played by cralegoboy) Level 8 Rogue 74 year old female Elf. Power: 15 (13 + 1) Health: 10/14 Gold: 41 Inventory: 1x Sword of Power (WP: 6, suitable for barbarians, knights, and rogues) Henry Sicariul (played by Peanuts) Level 3 Rogue 22 Years old Male Human Power: 6 Health: 9/10 Gold: 16 Inventory: 1x Shuriken (WP: 3, suitable for rogues and rangers) Name: Felton Type: Humanoid Level: 2 Health: 39/40 Special: Evasion - Takes no damage the next round Drops: -- Name: Barbarian Contestant Type: Humanoid Level: 4 Health: 29/30 Special: Hammer of Gods – Takes away half of the targeted enemies’ health. Drops: Hammer of Gods (WP: 4, suitable for Barbarians) Name: Hans Type: Humanoid Level: 5 Health: 29/30 Special: Fury – Does five damage to all opponents Drops: 40 Gold Spoils: 26 Gold Hallways Traveled: 5

Let's just pray that the rioters are dumb enough to try to trick us on the first day. I don't think so... either way, we caught a scum, and I'm leaning towards it being Jissaleh. Does anyone know what they're doing with him when they've knocked him off? Could he possibly.... be a meal tomorrow......... Here's hoping!

If we have any brains we'll hide your action, so the scum can't take it tomorrow no problem - protect you tonight so we don't lose it, and then throw it back into the ring tomorrow. Even if a scum does have the 50/50 chance of taking it... well, luckily, investigation is not particularly useful to the scum. Right? Am I not thinking of something? Unless they find any neutrals, if there are any, which I doubt considering these numbers. Point is, don't reveal your meal and hopefully we can keep the investigation in the prison for a few more days.

The party goes forward and see... nothing again. Again, they have three options, left, forward, and backwards. The forward hallway seems to end in light, and muttering is heard. Hallways Traveled: 4

The part finds nothing. The options are foward, left, and backward. Hallways Traveled: 3

<Our norths are at different places on our maps. You're where you think you are!>

Christopher Daggerfall and Thothwick are also in people's clutches somewhere! And yes, they're on a roll, but that's not the trouble of my quest. The trouble of my quest is no sleep and no Cleric... so while one battle may be easy .

<The Voice In the Sky isn't in charge of keeping track of that... for Cronk. The Voice in Sky has his own map, maybe Cronk should have bought one . But in this case, I'd think it out. Started in Cavern with four choices, went left, went left again. That would make you to the left and one above of your starting location. I'm helping because I think that the cavern is confusing people. Imagine the fight took place in the room you were being held and that you did NOT move forward originally.>

The options are back and left.

Left-Way Guards Round 1 Results Cronk v. Guard A - Miss Eric v. Guard C - Hit Hans v. Vet Guard - Critical Hit Docken v. Guard B - Shield Jess v. Vet Guard - Damage Henry v. Guard B - Hit Felton v. Vet Guard - Special Damage Phil v. Vet Guard - Hit The battle begins! Cronk charges forward and attacks Guard A, though the guard side steps and Cronk misses. Eric meanwhile, charge Guard C, hitting his legs out from under him, snapping them both of course, the then hitting his club into the Guard's face so hard that his head actually rips off and flies into a wall, causing a total of 13 damage. Hans sizes up the Vet Guard and stabs him in the ribs, dealing 10 damage. Docken, feeling enthused, fires three shots at the three remaining opponents, dealing 12 damage to each. The two guards get hit in the eye and keel over, dead, and the Vet drags. Jess takes the opportunity to attack him, but he swings his sword and jars her arm as she blocks, and she takes 3 damage. Henry lets his weapon fly and it thuds into the Vet Guard, impaling him in the shoulder and . The guard swings wildly, and hits everyone in the party as they are widely spread out at this time. They regroup and Phil goes and kills the Vet Guard. The battle is victorious! The Party Bartholomew Docken (played by Brickdoctor) Level 9 Ranger 31-year old human male Power: 13 Health: 14/15 Gold: 56 Inventory: 1x Mockthril Crossbow (WP: 4, suitable for rangers) Cronk (Party Leader) Level 9 Knight 28 years old Male Orc Power: 12 Health: 17/18 Gold: 11 Inventory: Bronze Longsword (WP: 3, suitable for knights and rogues) Eric (played by Khorne) Level 10 Barbarian 30 year old Male Norse Human Power: 14 Health: 17/17 Gold: 73 Inventory: Mockthril Club (WP: 4, suitable for barbarians) Jess Islanti Jess Islanti (played by cralegoboy) Level 8 Rogue 74 year old female Elf. Power: 15 (13 + 1) Health: 10/14 Gold: 36 Inventory: 1x Sword of Power (WP: 6, suitable for barbarians, knights, and rogues) Henry Sicariul (played by Peanuts) Level 3 Rogue 22 Years old Male Human Power: 6 Health: 9/10 Gold: 11 Inventory: 1x Shuriken (WP: 3, suitable for rogues and rangers) Name: Felton Type: Humanoid Level: 2 Health: 39/40 Special: Evasion - Takes no damage the next round Drops: -- Name: Barbarian Contestant Type: Humanoid Level: 4 Health: 29/30 Special: Hammer of Gods – Takes away half of the targeted enemies’ health. Drops: Hammer of Gods (WP: 4, suitable for Barbarians) Name: Hans Type: Humanoid Level: 5 Health: 29/30 Special: Fury – Does five damage to all opponents Drops: 40 Gold Spoils: 26 Gold Hallways Traveled: 2

Boomingham gulps down a canteen of water.

GRRRRRRR. I'm hungry. So hungry. Where's the flesh. Show me the flesh. Or the moon, I miss the moon . If I hadn't dozed off, taken a wolf nap, as it were, earlier, that is what I would have suggested. Easily the easiest solution. GRRRRRR. I like your rawr. I don't like votes on the first day. A forced tie seems to be what the crowd wants and I don't mind it. Other than some poor poor werewolf who slipped up big time ( ), I've never heard of a kill on the first day that has helped the town. Correct me if I'm wrong, but always a townie has been killed. In all the plays, that is. I hope the Warden didn't take away the plays. I like to chew on them and pretend they are flesh .

The party goes left and runs into 4 guards lounging around! The battle begins! Enemies Name: Veteran Head Guard Type: Humanoid Level: 3 Health: 30/30 Special: Inflicts one damage on all opponents Drops: 20 Gold Name: Guard A Type: Humanoid Level: 2 Health: 10/10 Special: Rally – Calls forth one more guard to fight Drops: 2 Gold Name: Guard B Type: Humanoid Level: 2 Health: 10/10 Special: Rally – Calls forth one more guard to fight Drops: 2 Gold Name: Guard C Type: Humanoid Level: 2 Health: 10/10 Special: Rally – Calls forth one more guard to fight Drops: 2 Gold The Party Bartholomew Docken (played by Brickdoctor) Level 8 Ranger 31-year old human male Power: 12 Health: 14/14 Gold: 56 Inventory: 1x Mockthril Crossbow (WP: 4, suitable for rangers) Cronk (Party Leader) Level 8 Knight 28 years old Male Orc Power: 11 Health: 17/17 Gold: 11 Inventory: Bronze Longsword (WP: 3, suitable for knights and rogues) Eric (played by Khorne) Level 9 Barbarian 30 year old Male Norse Human Power: 13 Health: 16/16 Gold: 73 Inventory: Mockthril Club (WP: 4, suitable for barbarians) Jess Islanti Jess Islanti (played by cralegoboy) Level 7 Rogue 74 year old female Elf. Power: 14 (13 + 1) Health: 13/13 Gold: 36 Inventory: 1x Sword of Power (WP: 6, suitable for barbarians, knights, and rogues) Henry Sicariul (played by Peanuts) Level 2 Rogue 22 Years old Male Human Power: 4 Health: 9/9 Gold: 11 Inventory: 1x Shuriken (WP: 3, suitable for rogues and rangers) Name: Felton Type: Humanoid Level: 2 Health: 40/40 Special: Evasion - Takes no damage the next round Drops: -- Name: Barbarian Contestant Type: Humanoid Level: 4 Health: 30/30 Special: Hammer of Gods – Takes away half of the targeted enemies’ health. Drops: Hammer of Gods (WP: 4, suitable for Barbarians) Name: Hans Type: Humanoid Level: 5 Health: 30/30 Special: Fury – Does five damage to all opponents Drops: 40 Gold Hallways Traveled: 2

<Lucas went to the Bahamas. The party can no longer get the map . What would be the fun if you retrieved EVERYTHING in the quest. This quest is mostly about making choices!>

<Voice in sky is having a bad spell. I gave you the results for left, but wrote right. Oh well!>

The party goes left and finds an empty room. They may turn left, right, or return back the way that they came and try other hallways. Hallways Traveled: 1

<I always screw those up. He rolled a shield. I don't know WHY I can't keep those straight. Especially in the Cronk v. Bell v. Garrison battle I was going crazy. I'm sorry I'll fix that. Also, imagine you are still in the cavern and there are four exits. So like, a north, west, east, and south exit.>

Barbarians are the best class. I've decided.

Round One Results - Jail Break Battle Cronk v. Guard A - Special Damage Eric v. Guard B - Shield Jess v. Head Guard - Critical Hit >Docken v. Guard B - Sheild >Henry v. Secondary Guard A - Damage >Barbarian contestant v. Guard B - Damage >Garrison v. Guard A - Special Damage >Felton v. Secondary Guard C - Hit The battle commences, and it is epic! Cronk leads off by attacking Guard A, who side-steps and hollars for help, bringing forward Back-Up Guard A. Eric follows up, losing control and LITERALLY WIPING OUT EVERYONE IN THE BATTLE. Except the Head Guard, who Jess quickly finishes. The Party Bartholomew Docken (played by Brickdoctor) Level 8 Ranger 31-year old human male Power: 12 Health: 14/14 Gold: 50 Inventory: 1x Mockthril Crossbow (WP: 4, suitable for rangers) Cronk (Party Leader) Level 8 Knight 28 years old Male Orc Power: 11 Health: 17/17 Gold: 5 Inventory: Bronze Longsword (WP: 3, suitable for knights and rogues) Eric (played by Khorne) Level 9 Barbarian 30 year old Male Norse Human Power: 13 Health: 16/16 Gold: 65 Inventory: Mockthril Club (WP: 4, suitable for barbarians) Jess Islanti Jess Islanti (played by cralegoboy) Level 7 Rogue 74 year old female Elf. Power: 14 (13 + 1) Health: 13/13 Gold: 30 Inventory: 1x Sword of Power (WP: 6, suitable for barbarians, knights, and rogues) Henry Sicariul (played by Peanuts) Level 2 Rogue 22 Years old Male Human Power: 4 Health: 9/9 Gold: 5 Inventory: 1x Shuriken (WP: 3, suitable for rogues and rangers) Name: Felton Type: Humanoid Level: 2 Health: 40/40 Special: Evasion - Takes no damage the next round Drops: -- Name: Barbarian Contestant Type: Humanoid Level: 4 Health: 30/30 Special: Hammer of Gods – Takes away half of the targeted enemies’ health. Drops: Hammer of Gods (WP: 4, suitable for Barbarians) Name: Garrison Type: Humanoid Level: 2 Health: 30/30 Special: Flail – Does half the damage done to him next round back to the player. Drops: 5 Gold Spoils: 32 Gold Suddenly, and without warning, Garrison takes off into the maze that lies under the arena. The group is speechless, until Felton speaks up. "You did buy that map off Lucas, right?" The party shakes their head no. "Cronk thought Lucas would just be killed in combat." "Did Cronk really think god would be that kind?" asks Felton. Luckily, Hans joins the party (Eric, you are in charge of his targets). The Party Bartholomew Docken (played by Brickdoctor) Level 8 Ranger 31-year old human male Power: 12 Health: 14/14 Gold: 50 Inventory: 1x Mockthril Crossbow (WP: 4, suitable for rangers) Cronk (Party Leader) Level 8 Knight 28 years old Male Orc Power: 11 Health: 17/17 Gold: 5 Inventory: Bronze Longsword (WP: 3, suitable for knights and rogues) Eric (played by Khorne) Level 9 Barbarian 30 year old Male Norse Human Power: 13 Health: 16/16 Gold: 65 Inventory: Mockthril Club (WP: 4, suitable for barbarians) Jess Islanti Jess Islanti (played by cralegoboy) Level 7 Rogue 74 year old female Elf. Power: 14 (13 + 1) Health: 13/13 Gold: 30 Inventory: 1x Sword of Power (WP: 6, suitable for barbarians, knights, and rogues) Henry Sicariul (played by Peanuts) Level 2 Rogue 22 Years old Male Human Power: 4 Health: 9/9 Gold: 5 Inventory: 1x Shuriken (WP: 3, suitable for rogues and rangers) Name: Felton Type: Humanoid Level: 2 Health: 40/40 Special: Evasion - Takes no damage the next round Drops: -- Name: Barbarian Contestant Type: Humanoid Level: 4 Health: 30/30 Special: Hammer of Gods – Takes away half of the targeted enemies’ health. Drops: Hammer of Gods (WP: 4, suitable for Barbarians) Name: Hans Type: Humanoid Level: 5 Health: 30/30 Special: Fury – Does five damage to all opponents Drops: 40 Gold There are four ways out of the CAVERN. Right, left, forward, backwards. Pick one. Lady Wren's voice whisper's in the heroes ears. "Be warned heroes. For every 8 hallways you walk down, I will suck away one health!"

RROOOOOOAAARRRRR. Imma eat chu up! Grrrr. Werewolf. Sniff sniff. Hungry. Food. I hear all the guards are witches! Ugly witches.

That's what I figured, but I know I'd be bothered. I just feel like I'm falling down on the picture end of things! So full steam ahead, and I'm sure it will be repaired in a day or two!

<Yes, their level is equal to their power.>

"Well, I don't think I can damage the undead, so I'll just sit back and relax." (Sandy did say we could skip our turns, right?)