Pyrovisionary
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I, Sargeant Jon McEncy (Pyrovisionary) Would like to challenge Karie Alderflask (Kintober) to a dual!
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"Yer want any wedding rings Benji by any chance? " Sarge grabs the hand almost instantaneously and slowly removes the bottle from her hand. He inspects the contents before placing it nonchalantly in his satchel. "I'm gonna guess that ther croise was yer long lost brother was he. Or is my drinking pissing yer off lassie. Yer honestly think that's the worst that's bin done to me? Course yer don't 'less yer stupid. Also, it's either Sarge or sir if yer bloody well please. I also challenge yer to a bout of ther arena. Witch on witch! "
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"I went to charis once. Killed a Crusader in a joust.The Croise, ya should know 'im Benji, I finished the job for yer. I have a different last name too. It's 'Get Him!' Or if yer gonna be formal 'There he goes, after the bastard!' "
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"She's called Erdathcath" Says Sarge as he wakes up from his vodka endued slumber. "I'm Sarge, that's Benji" He points his thumb at benji. "Now who the hell are yer ?" Sarge indicates Johon and Karie. And puts his feet up on the table. He strikes a match on his pegleg and put's it to a cigar procured from some deep pocket.
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Actually it's for a quest Idea. And I'll give a phrase related to what I'm planning; Make it Bun Dem
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Just wondering, are there any recreational drugs in Heroica? I've heard of pixie dust, but that's it.
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Thanks mate! Glad someone got it. Also, Benji walks into a bar. "I want a mead and make it snappy!"
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"Yer very *Hic* well read and I *Hic* congratulate yer. I do have some Duplovian*Hic* weaponry, s'bloody good stuff, :laugh:ther Helmet and Halberd *Hic* are for that speeches guy... Wassaname... Arthur. "
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Sarge, having fallen off of his chair, stairs at the ceiling and listens to Gut's Joke. " I dunno know Why so blue? I don't get it?! Maybe if the Aoi was like, wearing a blue cloak *Hic* or something like that Midget-ninja-assassin.... Oh my *Hic*Mercutio when did we get a Midget-Ninja-Assassin?! M'I dreaming er is this really *Hic* happening? Call him freckles!.... Or Hybros, that's cool too. " Sarge gets up and slumps into a chair next to Benji. He turns to Benji and in a friendly and very drunk way says: "Yer know when I lost me leg I was given a purple heart. Next time I 'm injured I wanna purple lung. I'm going to build me a purple person, and we will be best friends?!"
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Really? Let's have an example then? I want to see how bad Sarge is Sober. A cookie to anyone who can guess what this is a Directly stolen quote reference to?
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Heroica RPG - Cruel Angel's Thesis ~ Day Six
Pyrovisionary replied to Sandy's topic in The Heroica Archive
There is no need to attack Corelin Gremlin, porc. My attack is more than enough to kill her. -
Heroica RPG - Cruel Angel's Thesis ~ Day Six
Pyrovisionary replied to Sandy's topic in The Heroica Archive
Piro attacks corelin and encourages himself! -
Sarge stares wide eyed at the former-red assassin and then the mead kicks in "Assassin's are red,*Hic* Assassins are blue, Assassins are payed to go kill you Yanks ther.... Thank yer. *Hic* That was by the amazing me!?! " Sarge falls backwards off his chair and starts addressing the universe in general "What is cheesecake anyways.*Hic* Es it a cheese wheel er a cake wheel. Or maybe it's cake-cheese? Can yer imbue cheese into cake? Don't that *Hic* Arnulf have a cheese dagger? Oh my Mercutio. Could yer have a bacon sword?" Ooc: Been to long since sarge got drunk. I love doing these.
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Actually that'd be better... Hoke AbleSword the KrakenWhacker I can't do Hoke that much justice, but I'll try. Statistically, Hoke is a Knight second only to Docken (But with a cooler sword). He says lot's of witty things and I really must congratulate you on that UsernameMDM. This is one of my favourites. "Let's bury this fiend in a proper grave." (Hoke is talking about the enemy which is undead) He strikes me as more thoughtful than some of the other heroes and you seem to roleplay on nearly every post, even when stating actions such as attacks. Which I find quite impressive. Hoke always seems to encourage the party's working as a unit and a team. And surprisingly Hoke was rather pessimistic once Wren was defeated. I'd like to see if that carries out into his next quest after Fields of glory.
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Oh yeah, now I look back I did docken last time. Anyone want a free pretty concise opinion of their character?
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It's a shame. Come on and let's get started everyone! Sarge isn't that boring of a character is he?
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Sorry, I worded that badly. Andyone doing anymore stuff with Salmanda. I've read quest 14 thoroughly. It was one of my Favourite quests to read (As well as quest 70)
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Anyone got any ideas for Salmanda? I'd like to do something with that place.
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Anyone want to restart that 'review the previous reviewer's Character game' thing? That was quite fun.
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Fair nuff. Also, for relevance; Meads eh?
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I just got a gaming mouse so I may well do that If they're on steam. And for the sake of relevance I've made two Terry prattchet Quotes and one Les Mis over the past day.
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Sarge stays right at his place on the next table and says "Yer right. It's a no concern of mine whatsoever. But quite frankly mate, when I stay out of trouble or arguments ,then you'll become the tooth fairy." Sarge then downs a mead, he was going to get really drunk in a minute.
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"Two things mate. Firstly. It's kill or be killed. Secondly, the problem you are all encountering is that you believe that there are good people and there are bad people. Of course Yer wrong, there are always and only Bad people; Just some of them're on different sides. And that's the thing about equality, Everyone's equal when their dead. That's my way o' thinking "
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Ooc: Sorry, forgot to put a sarcasm emote in there. "I was being sarcastic"