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Pyrovisionary

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  1. Finally! Sarge thinks. "Right then, a'drinking we shall go." he says.
  2. That seems fair, yes.
  3. "Agreed. We'll prob'ly conveniently find him 'long the way."
  4. " Hey look buddy, I'm a mercenary and that means I solve problems. Not problems like what is beauty, because that would fall under the purview of the conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems." Sarge draws one of the demonic scissors and throws it into the air. He catches it. "For instance, how am I gonna stop one big mean motherhugger from tearing me a structurally superfluous new bee hive? The answer? Is a knife. And if that don't work, use more knives. Like this little 9 inch number called the demonic scissors. Obtained by me, used by me, and you sure hope not pointed at you." "In a nutshell, I am conducting myself professionally. You're just conducting yerself like an aristocrat is all" Ooc: quote shamelessly stolen from TF2 meet the engineer.
  5. "Yeah, subterranean way flipping hay" Says sarge, grumpily extinguishing his cigar at Erdy's look. *Cough*"Let's go to the tavern" *Cough*
  6. "Alright then, let's get to that tavern then. "
  7. Sarge leans against a wall, quiet out of not having anything to say. He strikes a match on the wall and lights a cigar. He then realises that he was in a storeroom. "You got any beer in here?"
  8. I'm waiting for that quest update Endgame. And once that's done I'll be waiting for the next >:)

    1. Endgame

      Endgame

      I never fail to deliver!

  9. Sarge looked around at the cavern. Good for them he thought, Good for them. "I say we go with Erdy's plan"
  10. Scuba is kinda right. Once you get to the top end of weaponry (In which I consider the demonic scissors) then you don't get any item progression. True story. The again, it's our fault for having good weapons. Anything created to match them would be grossly overpowered. And that is the sad story of upgrade addiction. I've had the Hastened-dualstrike build since Quest #42. And although I've made my items better, they haven't changed. And so I feel jealous of people who get cool new items for cool new builds. At this point, roleplay specific weapons become cooler than good weapons. We don't want to change, we want to progress, which we can't do because we've hit the top end. At least I think that's what you meant scuba. That's how I feel anyway. That's why I changed from Black knight to witch. I wanted change.
  11. And I've got a pair of claws bought from a dodgy (Sorry flare but a crocodile man is about as suspicious as you can get) bloke down the pub (The saloon) that, guess what, you can shave with. I just need to rename Sarge Zoidberg now.... But I still want someone to make a dual pair of hollow hidden hook-wristblades like in assassin's creed. Then I need a sawn-off crossbow.
  12. The proggs could send messages instantly could they? We're screwed if we ever have to fight them underground. Sarge cautiously follows the rest of the party through the gate.
  13. I generally thought that one should make their build around the items they have. As to maximize efficiency. Or something like that....
  14. "Good for you, that's nice. " "Now let's get on with it."
  15. Sarge eyes the Proggs closely. He remains silent, anticipating either some sort of Elevator or a security alarm.
  16. "None from me, I think that you've made everything pretty clear."
  17. Fyi the rules say: two hits to one enemy upon a successful roll. I'm not suggesting we actually do what I previously stated though. I know.
  18. Also on AOE and dual strike. My interperetation of the rules is that you deal 2 hits so, if you made 2 hits with an AOE attack wouldn't that be double the AOE attack?
  19. "Wasn't my fault that Jensen took a few hits." Sarge mutters. Ooc: It wasn't, I can't choose when the black knight hides. That's why I've gone witch.
  20. "Shouldn't be to hard. Yer just need to show them what good you can do... By providing lot's of mead. Move the entrance to I don't know, a basement in a certain hall, and bob's your uncle!"
  21. "Sargent. But Heroica isn't a militia so the rest of the party are rank-less. Also, 2 things. Who's the party leader and what do we have to do?"
  22. "A nightmare we can blame on you or some etheral being woke us up" Growls Sarge. "You're a progg I'm guessing?"
  23. "Good ta see ya Erdy. Now we can get to that rendezvous."
  24. "I'm Sarge" Sarge says, to the universe at random
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