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  1. Pyrovisionary
    "Splitting up? Perfect! " Sarge eyes Elgar with a nasty look. "It'd be an honour to go with you too Miss Erdy. " Sarge pauses and turns to Fydelle "Sorry mate. Didn't know yer was a veteran." Sarge salutes Fydelle and Solon. "Sir."
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    Quest 85.... Looks like someone beat me to a quest with a trek/survival mechanics.
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    "I slept better than usual. And I always look like this yer basta-Sir. Anyway, how is this relevant? Yer could talk about our job. That's what yer need done, so I'd say it's more important."
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    "We came to the rendezvous early because we're professionals."
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    "We are homicidal maniacs here to kill everyone. Nah, Just kidding. We're mercs. Hired by solon."
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    Sarge idly waits for the party's shopping spree to end.
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    Sarge looks at the catalogue with mild interest.
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    The best. I really want to go on the next flare quest.
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    "Let's go."
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    "If only ya sold paralyzing venom. I had some o' that once Eh Erdy? Worked a treat." Sarge straightens his crevatte. "Yer see, the thing is mate, yer target market's crashed. Have yer ever considered selling to retailers? I know we on the surface'd love to buy some. Here, I've got a business card for the guild of invision somewhere." Sarge begins to pat himself down, looking for the business card given to him by Dr Cula
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    "These all look like a freakin' happy endin' but I dae not really need em' at the mo'"
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    And... How pray might I do so?
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    I wish there were more sidequests. Eugene! I still have two wishes left! I find it funny to imagine what would have happen if, after Masson had gone to see karie, another hero had killed him and/or shouted: "Purple spy in the base!"
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    Quite bleeding right!
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    " 'm not a human. *Hic* 'm a customer! Oh wait? I'm *Hic* both. Whaddaya selling?"
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    Sarge moves on to ring the venom shop bell.
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    The ceiling collapsing and everyone dying due to charges that someone (I wonder who?) drunkenly placed during #81 thus ending the reign wall of terror text permanently but starving Eubric of roleplaying?
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    As we all know; Sarge. He was given one of those when he single-handedly won the battle for captain-grey-skull-dead-roger's island grotto fortress
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    "Exactly! "
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    Sarge turns to Elgar happily and goes on to say "I've completed *Hic* plenty of quests *Hic* drunk!"
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    "Let's check *Hic* out the forge first."
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    I disagree. Dragon ODST. Or repeat this with dragons on a massive scale: http://roosterteeth....364&v=more&s=10
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    Sarge: *Hastened* Immune to blinded, Immune to beer *Badly poisoning* Level 42 drunkard Health: 400/400 Ether: 20/20 Defense: 3 Special I: I think that bastard has some port on him!: Sarge is encouraged and enraged for the next 3 rounds Special II: Mass hallucination: Each hero has a 1/2 change of becoming hexed by Sarge's wily supply of booze Passive special: Dual striking: When sarge deals damage, he deals damage to the targeting hero, and the next in the battle order. Drops: Booze, Demonic scissors
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    Where are these? What and where have I missed?
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    "Lessa go *hic* buy stuff now. *Hic*."
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