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Pyrovisionary

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  1. "Raider, your a bleedin' warrior not a psychiatrist." Sarge turns to Iris "Fergive me. I'm a drunk ignorant old man and I admire yer... Waddaya call 'em.... Aspirations, but yer going about it the wrong way. Yer got to persuade the people to put yer in power. I mean, conquerin' em's fine but it's a bit costly innit? Ever heard of National socialism? That way yer'd be willingly be put in power, giving you control of dat nation's army. Instead of conquering 'em yerself yer could plunge the human races inter a war making us kill off ourselves, then clean off the rest. Like what yer did with Jetorix, manipulation of powers. Less work fer yer. Also, if your some all powerful creation what the hell are you doing down here? It's pointless, yer should be off fighting wars not leading some racial protest 'gainst a lesser colony."
  2. "Not right now. Erdy, but once we can get them off their guard... That's when we get 'em."
  3. "Funny 'ting is, destroying civilization would fix der world." Sarge pauses "But who says the world needs fixin' "
  4. Happy new episode of Sherlock! Or if your not British happy new year!
  5. "Are yer drunk or are yer always this annoying lad?" "Yer right."
  6. "I'm not sayin' we go all last stand on yer. I'm sayin' we aint that vulnerable. Even if pacifist pete 'ere cowers in the corner, we're still... Wattsa word... Competent fighters." Sarge points his thumb at Johon."
  7. "Yeah but yer ferget. We're completely invulnerable.... Sort'er Well, with the... Waddaya call it... Norn aura. We are."
  8. Sarge laughs. "Let's meet yer mistress then."
  9. "How quaint 'n shite. Right then me civil mates, you won't mind if we just bugger off with the young Progg 'ere would ya be so kind?"
  10. Same name on steam. Also, remedies! Aren't they great (For relevance to thread)
  11. No, the valve approach is collect £1.99 and you can turn this monetizing tactic crate into an item you already have! Well, that's the TF2 approach anyway
  12. Ooc: Merry christmas! I will be busy playing Bioshock infinite. Edit: Completed it. Well infact it isn't an edit because I completed it in the time it took to type this post because it only has 10 hours of gameplay! Editedit: Busy playing Skyrim for the 400 000th hour..... Sarge receives Conspiritor by Zmail, satisfied, he pokes it though a loop in his belt in a makeshift scabbard.
  13. "Feck off or die. "Sarge draws the demonic scissors, one glowing with a light... The other glowing with a dark aura. "These blades of woe will kill you tonight...."
  14. To Alexander.V Am under Eubric in Progg city. Thanks for the venom. Here is a military grade fire bomb. Blow some shit up for me Elf. -Sarge
  15. To Arthur the Duplovian helmet of the guard and Halberd. The message states: Pay when I next see you or with your life. To Monk Pretzel my Mythril shield; so he may destroy the inferior for me. As much as Sarge favoured his comrades he had nothing of value but the clothes on his back and the Knives in someone elses.
  16. Sarge nods to Jeaux and the other guy. He had not been here before..... Oh well. "Right then! We've got a demon problem on our hands, so get yerself armed and let's move out!!"
  17. We'd Better get to defending you Proggs from the Demons then!
  18. Stop haggling! I meant Heckling. I just couldn't remember the word at the time.
  19. Don't haggle! I'm sure sandy has something special organised for us, if not I'd gladly organise it myself.
  20. Sarge, peering over Solon's shoulder and onto the scroll, jumps when Erdathcath asks him a question "No Idea Erdy." He replies. "I think We'd better get down to ther royal pond."
  21. Actually I changed my ind about that for tactical reasons so... Sarge didn't actually down a Nostrum.
  22. "Yeah... We beat the shite out o' them rioters but aparently, would you believe it, that Jetorix's concubine is some evil demon who wants to kidnap Aquos Jr. So I think we'd better get down there right now."
  23. "We've got to get ter Aquos Jr quickly!"
  24. We just want fame. And besides. We are trying to add the complicated ones and create simple ones.
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