Pyrovisionary

"I'll bloody throw you off the pier in a minute kitty."

Oh yeah, fearsome four....

Sarge; the only person to use a job trait to be a dick to a random stranger.

" Reminds me of me daughter..... No, you look like someone's maid lass." Using intimidation

Sarge walks up to the group next to the women with the snake-hair and asks "So yer got any wares?"

Sarge gets onto the ship, trying to avoid the radius of the captain's slobber. Ooc: My computer is having problems with its fan so I am getting it repaired and won't be able to post on it until Friday. I'll post whenever I can.

All I have for Sarge is a playlist of Pirate songs Does anyone else plan their hero or record previous actions? I just go by the rule that If I can't remember it that neither can Sarge.

"So it is agreed We set out on the Flouncing Phoenix to Dim Haven"

I have a whole folders worth of unused sets and 100x100 icons from all of the quests I have planned and not gotten round to actually building the sets for......

"I'd like to see you reach that high."

Why won't you let me realise my dream of being a pirate! I only have him down as Lawful because so far he hasn't insulted anyone yet and he is above Sarge's racism. I do have to go on holiday next week so.... EDIT: This is why there are so few Dwarves in Heroica, I'm sorry

Well I can categorize the Heroes into three factions in #100: Eric, Sarge: Chaotic Neutral Avalanche, Throlar: Lawful Netural En sabah Nur, Althior: True neutral. I've put you in Chaotic Neutral because Sarge and Eric have already insulted the hell out of everyone. We all know that Sarge is there to Make Fallout: New Vegas references at Vega. And to kill people. And for gold. We do need to decide on stuff though so I think we should all spend the weekend in vega and have "The Hangover: Babeleth Darklands"

Sarge lets the"Farfar" pass, matching the mischievous grin Eric seemed to be similar to him in a way. And with a party like this with all the arguing he needed all the friends he could get. "Mate, if you aint goin to Vega yer gettin left behind. I'm going even if you pansies aint. Besides, we could find some Wolfgang, I aint killed a werewolf yet." Sarge grins menacingly "And when I say find us a ship. I mean steal one and kill any bugger on it. Not host a bleedin dinner for the workin classes. Like the lad said. Dim-haven, Vegas, Tower. Vega. Bit more'a Vega. Eubric."

Sarge sniggers at what the viking says, it was funny even though it was kind of directed towards him. But as much as he hated being a suck up, or agreeing as others called it, the viking was acting in Sarge's interests too without knowing it. "S'long as we hide the shortround over here. But he's a midget, shouldn't be too hard. The nord - What's yer bloody name - is right." Sarge pauses, before going on to say "We gotta decide on something, otherwise we'll be standing around here all day."

"Oh look who's got his copy of 'Who's who' on him. First edition I'm sure." Sarge smirks. "I agree with you on the boat. If a Ziegfried flying ship mysteriously flies of or we take the Homefinder the Wolfgang can find the connection back to us. So I agree with the nord." Sarge lights a cigar, before realises that he is in a library and puts it out. That Viking's right. Bonaparte authority wouldn't let me sell me bloody medals. "Here what's yer name Nord, I don't care much for politics but in the last 20 years law is spottin merchants buy and sell things. Stoppin merchants buyin spoils of war the bastards...." Sarge decided at that point that the norseman would be a valuable ally if others were going to be like this. After all, he seemed like a down to earth man. Not one of those bloody polite true heroes.

I can tell that the Party in quest 100 is going to be one hell of a party.

"C'mon this aint a democracy, we're going to Port Taboo with the Bonapartes. The Zeigfrieds hate me. We can also get our own ship if the Nord is getting too angry about travelling with disciplined marines."

Sarge looks curiously at the yeti. Like Nagure; but smaller. "How'd'you know the Bonaparte ship don't have spies. I was in the Bonapartes and I sold secrets." Sarge blushes as he remembers that Hestia Bonaparte was in the room. "Did I say Sold? Sorry, Bought. Anyway. Yer right about Dim Haven. But smugglers are nice people! Like merchants but..... Illegal. I was a - Nevermind. Anyway. There are plenty of abandonned ships down by the docks; I remember a were-gator one that looked in good condition."

"Yeah cos you need someone to tell yer where to go don't yer miss" Sarge indicates the ponytail. "Because last time I seem to remember Pretzel and Erdy ditched you."

I meant when the Falconer said "Or you can find a third method on your own". Because the effort seems fun. Eric and Sarge are pretty similar, which Is why they won't get on I reckon. EDIT: I can tell already that the Eric-Sarge tension is gonna be fun.

Oh my god this quest seems amazing . Also, ScubaCarrot, We're totally stealing your ship by the way.

Sarge arrives smoking a cigar. He drops it on his way in and stamps it out with his pegleg. He nods through most of the veteran's speech. He wasn't really concentrating but at hearing the word Vega he grins cunningly, interrupting. "I remember that place when it were just a barrel with some dice on it. My kinda place." Sarge ponders what was said for a minute then says "We is goin to Vega so Port Taboo seems like the best place to go." Looking at the Falconer he says "Don't I know you?" before shrugging and going on to say " So what is the Tower anyway?"

Wait, Scorpiox, you're leaving?! Or are you gonna be like Moriarty and return saying "Did you miss me?" alot.

I highly recommend Lord of the rings as Thug o' da hood. I will never look at Gandalf the same way ever again. Lucky