Pyrovisionary

Sarge heads into the street, trying to find an interesting street performer.

Sarge nods to Althior's decision in agreement, sniggering at the comment about Throlar.

Congrats on becoming a fellow Zepher ! Or have you always been one and I've just never noticed ? Also, I'm hosting my first quest!

Just wondering, what's everyone's favourite character out of Heroica? I mean from films, books, videogames, etc.

Sarge taps his foot against the hard cobble, humming slightly to himself. If they were gonna continue on like this they might not even get to the tower. He may aswell die right here if he couldn't bloody find anything. He was no alchemist, no doctor, what chance did he have? Not much of one..... It'd go on as a never ending circle, not doing much and trying to continue as normal. If questing had ever been normal.

And here I was thinking of the Guild of Invision inventing an H-bomb, detonating it, and we all going Shadowrun/Fallout style.

To gain that I suppose we need incredible Qm cooperation, like the trilogies. However the problem with that is that the Qm's characters can't go on quests. Although I do love the idea! It's pretty cool when an NPC mentions some Player caused event and you think "I did that!" Imagine that times 1000. I call for a HEROICA APOCALYSPE!!!

Full participation in 10 quests, is, I think, the appropriate terminology.

I have a very simple one finished basically but it's a bit weak and I still have 1 or 2 sets that I just don't have the time to build at the moment. I will have time though in a fortnight or so.

Sarge hides his weapons on his person, and draws his cloak further over him. Removing his helmet he looks like a fat monk. "We split."

Ah FSM-dammit, I've been playing too much Arma . KoS is kill on sight . So KOos is knock out on sight

Like Sandy said, Character conduct but you're very right. Sarge is now going to KOoS. That's that.

"Nuthin' we can do now. We Peg it through the back door." Sarge runs through the back door, smoke bombs at the ready.

Tired, annoyed and a bit drunk, Sarge tries to help Throlar: "Right sonny. You want any respect? Stop acting like a toddler. No more death threats, no more 'You killed Kenny the mutant! You bastards!' Yer the least experienced person here so stop trying to take charge and yer can't even slap me. Yer act like you is superior to us but, mate. Yer aint, yer just a hypocrite. Nobody likes a smartarss either."

Sarge knocks over the barrel. "He can reach it now."

Ooc: Throlar, attempting to slap Sarge and Eric, unfortunately falls short because it seems that as a vertically (And mentally) challenged Dwarf, he could not reach. "Would yer like a stepladder or sometin so that yer can slap us properly, twice, each."

"Walbartan, Orokai. Get the guards! Our Dwarf here went berserk and stabbed our innkeeper."

Intelligent, yes. Smart, probably not, seeing as he's annoying a few other mercenaries who're all bigger than him.

I like it how most of the dialogue in quest #100 is people arguing with Throlar.

Sarge once again sits peacefully in the corner and sips on his mead, thinking. In response to his last comment, Sarge adds: "We don't need to run anywhere. We got our very own fall guy - Sorry, fall midget."

Talking with the annoying vertically challenged prick wasn't going to work so Sarge instead sits down at a table and lights his cigar. Taking small puffs he waits a moment before saying to the room in general: "What we do is we blame it on the dwarf. Not the drunk one, our very own Dwarf problem. We act as witnessess, giving evidence that it was him what done it, and we don't need to hide the body. We just wait for the guards and keep our little criminal tied yup. He's holding back the group so...."

"I'll take same as the nord."

"This'd be lookin like a two-dwarf problem lass, neremind, we'll deal with the happy couple."

"Depends on if you's gonna continue being a prat."

"We're mercs lass, for a free room we could get rid of your dwarf problem."