Scubacarrot

"Let's see if we can win his trust, find out a bit, what he knows, if he is even real and not a figment of his own dream." Guts sighes, and adds: "I doubt it'll be as easy as walking up to him, slapping him in the face and telling him to wake up."

Guts whispered to his fellow heroes, the first words he spoke since awaking in this... place. "He does not know this is not real, now, you never tell a sleepwalker he's sleeping, I imagine this is similair. Play Along." Guts looked at the man, (fancy clothes, soft expression, probably never worked a day in his life) and said: "I could... Invest... some gold, yes. Here's a 100 gold, spend it wisely, not all at once, Heh."

Guts scraped his throat and looked back at the two others behind him, and said. "We are ready as we'll ever be. Do it."

I'll never be able to use my 40+ consumables now, aren't I?

Thanks for letting me play, I had a ton of fun!

ooc: Beholder's eye is not an artifact, so does not have to be bolded. Guts sighed, he had feared something like this was what the Quest entailed, but, it was what he signed up for. After a bit of sorting through his stuff, and quickly drinking the last bottle of wine, that he had originally meant for later, he put aside Lifestealer, his Throwing Knife, a Grand Potion, a Phoenix Essence and an Elixir. He mumbled to this 'Doc': "Make sure everything's still there when we get back."

Why?

I disagree. Being a dick is a legitimate strategy.

My stats are all good, the picture is outdated, though :) Thanks for picking me. "Has anything been done to apprehend this 'Lord Hughes'? Also, have you tried bringing in an actual medical specialist?"

This post is funny, let me tell you. I'll let you figure it out.

Guts buys 7 Grand Potions at Portia's Potion Shack. A wise man once told him: You'll be fine, until you run out of Potions. The raider lays down 70 gold, and then goes on his way, with more potions with him. (635-70 = 565 gold left.) He also buys 4 remedies, and 2 phoenix essences before going back to the hall (40+100 = 140, 565 - 140 = 425 gold left).

... not even funny. Vote: The inventor of bulshit roles

Whatever, it's easy to say that now.

Hmmm. True. Can we get this over with? Vote, people.

Yeah right. You would never have made a case, and if you did, it would not have gone anywhere.

All I say: A bit lame that people now say: I had my suspicions, or: I knew it. Let's be honest, if the magic tree stump had not be there, you would never have caught me. Not today or tomorrow, at least. Saying that after the fact is pretty weak, not going to lie.

Don't count on it. My men are everywhere. Everywhere. I can run in circles.

*Steals all the champagne and runs* Har, Har, you'll never catch me, my final act as a scummypants .

Is anyone else sitting here waiting for Zepher to announce the Questers for his quest since you died in the Mafia Game because of a ridiculous tree-stump? Just me?

Oh really.

Ok, then I wish the town wins.

Why do I always tend to die because of megablocks roles, I hate that. Do I get a final wish, by the way?

Oh wow you did not get the joke, there's a shocker.

How about we trade, I give you one name, and you don't kill me.

Well, I see no point in doing anything about this really. Instead I will spend the rest of the day making snarky comments and being a dick. I'll say this: FOILED BY A MAGICAL TREE-STUMP. GODDAMNIT. Well played, tree-stump. Oh, and this role is complete megablocks.