I try to soothe the gigantic chef's rage.
"My guess is that there is a mage on the loose in the theatre, sir. We've managed to kill two wolfgang generals who weren't even supposed to be here tonight - we have this situation under control, sir. The last brawl seems to be rumbling in the theater right now, but I trust we'll put down every last criminal in this building before the hour's end."
I try to avoid locking eyes with Phoebe, figuring her seeing an undead would only traumatize her further.
I turn to the new recruits.
"Eventful first night, lady and gentlemen?"