Scorpiox

"With Alexis? Right, speaking from experiance I'd say... 1. Get friendly with her, ask her how she is/what she like's doing/her past. 2. Once you're on good terms, compliment her, tell her you like her hair/think her outfit suits her/ think she's pretty. If she tells you to go away pretend you weren't chatting her up, get friendly again and try again. 3. Keep complimenting her, if all goes well then buy her a drink/have a meal. 4. Say that she's beautiful and clever etc... Then have a romantic meal, then..." "That's pretty much what I did with Jess, it was easy complimenting her because she really is pretty and strong and clever and..." "Sorry, got sidetracked, try that, remember, be yourself. If she gets angry at you give up for a while and continue when she's normal again." "How was that?"

"Sure, I'll be back in a minute Jess." Haldor gives Jess another kiss and walks outside with Althior, clearly he wanted a private discussion. "What you want to talk to me about, friend?"

Haldor didn't ignore Althior, chack his post above! Haldor tells him to shut up or he'll get punched hard in the face.

Haldor isn't a viking dammnit! Vikings are the collective term for Norse, Dane and Swede raiders! And you can't call Jess and Haldor akward, you're the one chatting up Alexis! Haldor leaves for the marketplace, but returns in a few minutes, attempting to hide a box in his satchel. Evidently a present for a special someone, Haldor has been planning this for a long time! He sits down and gives Jess a hug (for a change ), and continues his meal. Haldor looks as Althior joins him. "You're ruining the romantic meal! Hello Althior! What's wrong?" Haldor could tell from his face and the looks over at the bar that he was trying to attract Alexis, but failing.

Haldor stopped praising Jess in between kissing her for a moment to contemplate, he would be questing with friends Tesni (the new berserker) Hoke and Skrall the Ogre. Also with Dyric Rone the newer rogue who Haldor hadn't spoken to before. And last, but certainly not least, Jess, the beautiful and kind elf, Haldor's love. He was delighted to be able to go on adventures with her, and help some people in need. Contemplating over, Haldor began to hold Jess's hand, again. The children turned out exactly like Haldor's friends by coincindence? Apparantly Haldor has Troll genes, and mutant eye genes! If Haldor made Jess pregnant, the baby could end up like Yoda!

"Your eyes are like sparkling aquamarines, your skin like a delicate rose, your hair is flows like a waterfall..." Haldor pases Jess some of the roast duck on silver platter, and begins to eat. His eyes never leaving her beautiful face...

"Hypocrite! You and Skrall were the ones who did you-know-what!" Haldor orders a roast duck and puts an candle on the table, he sits down with Jess, time for a romantic meal! He contines to hold Jess's hand.

"Yay! This'll be great!" Haldor gives Jess big hug! He'll try and keep kissing to a minimum while on the quest, but he might not be able to manage that.

Really exited about your quest Zepher! You've already proved yourself to be an exeptional host, and I'm sure this quest will be just as good! Even better, Jess is coming too! Haldor will to restrain himself while questing with her.

"I'm eager to 'ear the party for quest 19, I'd luv to go oon adventure wid Jess, she'd make it easy, she's really strong, and very pretty."

"Ya keep an empty book of all yur teenage dates? Tat's almost as bad as a supervillai' keepin' a diary!" Naming no names *cough*peanutsasscarecrowingothamcitymafia*cough* "Ya seen Jess?"

"Whazzat? Jus' tired and an' ligh' 'eaded." Dare ye ask why?

Haldor tripped and fumbled his way from the market to the hall. His blurred gaze searching the room, he went over and sat next to Tesni. "Ugggh, hey. Hazz it goin'? So wat advanced train you do in the end? You arright? Yur eyz keep goin' out of focus." Haldor waited for the answer, and grinned stupidly. Plainly, he hadn't had much sleep last night, anyone could easliy know why.

Haldor stumbles into the marketplace, bumping into people and objects. He accidently whacks into Hoke, but stands up again. His eyes glazed over and a dizzy smile accross his face. Giving no clue of the events of last night, but most people would find it obvious. "Arright Hoke? Hazz it goon?" Haldor then bumbles over to the smithy, and buys an upgrade for his rod (WP:9 to WP:10). He then turns around and goes back to Hoke. "Wazzup?" 170-100=70

I forgot to say, I loved the Goeffery Chacer/ The Canterbury Tales influenced names!

Ooh, it appears Jess and Haldor won't be the only ones booking double rooms!

"Yes, let's do that." Haldor leaves with Jess, heading for the inn...

"I've already defrosted Atramor today, I don't think I have a cure for electrocution! " Haldor gives Jess a hug, then kisses her again. He returns with a drink for both of them, then holds her hand again. "Whut?"

Haldor whispers to Atramor: "Don't stare! Go and buy her a drink!" Haldor gives Jess a kiss and holds her hand.

Haldor eagerly signs up for Quest #19: Let's Start a Riot, hoping Jess will sign up too. Then they could go on a quest together! That would be so cool!

Good idea!

Haldor is a little preocupied at the moment!

"It was just some ebarrasing stuff, involving a cart, some goblins, and a frying pan... Aaaanyway. I'd love to hear more about how you got on in the arena, but I'm sure no man would dare face you in combat. You're so clever, and strong and pretty and..."

Ahhhhgggghh!! Haldor is K.O.ed! "Jess! I've been missing you! I havn't seen you for so long!" Haldor gives Jess a big And embraces her loveingly. He then notices Atramor laughing, and stops kissing Jess, he holds her hand and sits down. "The quest was alright, though there were tough scrapes. We got all the children back in one piece though. Rumours? Nothing bad I hope... "What about you? How did you get on in the arena, but your party probably found it easy with you on board. No foe would be stupid enough to try and face you...

Dun dun duuhhh! "How did you know? Yes, we came accross an Ant who liked to eat children, after helping us in combat she tried to eat the choldren. So was silenced."