Tamamono

August 29th, 2005 New Brickland, Florida Noon. Almost everyone's dead now - there are only 5 family members left. Colin, having overcome his fear of... life? Everything? Who even knows what the megabluck Colin was afraid of, struts through the plaza confidently. "Man, life is so great now! I might even be able to shed this suit of mine soon! It does need to be washed..." he proclaims to nobody in particular. "You gotta have heart! All you really need is heart! When the odds are saying "you'll never win", that's when the grin should start! You gotta have heart!" he sings. "Yes, a heart's a good target! Kekeke" the dark figure sneaking up behind him cackles. RATATATATTATATATATA The figure fires several shots into Colin's heart. Maybe it would have been better to not have one! The figure runs off into the night day, cackling. "No... no... I had so much heart... I came so far..." Colin coughs as he dies. And that is the end of Colin Malone (CorneliusMurdock) ~~~ 4 hours until Sunset.

Players only, please! August 29th, 2005 New Brickland, Florida 7:05 A.M. The rest of the family has walked away, leaving poor Tam to clean up the body of their lynch target once again. He looks at the bloody body. How the hell did a hairbrush do this? "I hate my entire family." Tam says matter-of-factly. And with good reason, too. Oh, such good reason... ~~~ The Family Tam Malone - The Malone's Godfather; husband of Adelaide, brother of Kristina and Colin. - NPC Kristina Malone - Business major; little sister of Tam and Colin. - Played by Kristel Colin Malone - Brother of Tam and Kristina - played by CorneliusMurdock The Associates Peter Nuccitelli - The Malone family's accountant - played by Peanuts Priscilla Jenkins - Peter's secretary - played by Purpearljellyblob The Employees Officer Penelope Talbott - Corrupt cop - played by Palathadric The Deceased The Cat in the Hat - NPC: Pulled out of a hat Night 1 - Cat Donny Dragonov - played by Darkdragon: Crushed by a billboard Day 1 - Malone Shane Donalds - played by Shadows: Axed in the back Night 2 - Malone The Great Byron - played by Bob: Swimming with the fishes Night 2 - Malone Jamie Neville - played by jamesn: Didn't look both ways before crossing the street Day 3 - Malone Adelaide Malone - Played by Adam: Darth Mauled Night 3 - Malone Doğukan Akbulut - Played by Dragonator: Died a stripper with a heart of satin Night 3 - Malone Patricia Lillium - Played by Pandora: Swimming with the tadpoles Day 4 - Malone Cap'n Rolfe - Played by Capt. Redblade: Kizzel-drizzled Night 4. - Malone Dexter Fairbanks - Played by def: Peacefully protested Night 4. - Ferrari Bernard W. Malone - Played by Chillax Darth Frodo: Died digging for wieners Day 5 - Malone Terrence Knox - Played by Trumpetking: Death sentence Night 5 - Malone Cebastian Lillium - Played by Cecilie: Menage a car Night 6 - ??? Amelia the Car - NPC: Scrap metal Night 6 - A Ferrari? As if. Candy Nelson - Played by Captain Nemo: Not cannibalized Night 6 - ??? Rules 1. Each player will be given a character to play, who will be aligned with either the Malones or the Ferraris. To win the game, theMalones must eradicate all threats to the family, while the Ferraris needs to outnumber all other players. Third Parties have their own win conditions, which are outlined in their role PMs. 2. Each night you will be able to vote to execute a player. Voting should be done in the following format; Vote: Character (Player). Similarly, unvoting is to be done in the format; Unvote: Character (Player). No other format will be accepted. A majority vote is required to lynch a player. 3. A game Night (equivalent of a Day) will last a maximum of 72 hours. You may not vote in the first 24 hours. The Night will end after the full 72 hours, even if a unanimous vote has been reached beforehand. After the Night has concluded, a Day (equivalent of Night) Phase will commence, which will last 48 hours. A day thread will be posted, and will be closed once the Day phase is over. If you receive a night action, please send it to me during the timeframe which I specify for you. 4. The alignment of lynched players, as well as those that died during the Day/Night, will be revealed at the beginning of the following Night (e.g., someone who is lynched on Night 1's affiliation will be revealed on Night 2, while someone who was killed during Day 2's affiliation will also be revealed at the start of Night 2 - even if they died in the middle of the Day.) 5. You may not quote or pretend to quote anything sent to or from you in PM with the game host. This includes all the details of your character and role, as well as any night action results. Role claims and reporting of night action results are acceptable, but in your own words only. Do not attempt to use the structure of your role PM to your advantage. 6. You may not communicate with anyone outside of the game thread unless otherwise stated by me. Yes, this includes PMs - you are not allowed to PM this game (unless granted a special exception). Similarly, do not post out of character inside the thread; you must always play the role given to you. 7. If you are dead, you may not post in thread or discuss the game with any of the players. Any information you had becomes void, and may not be passed on. 8. You may not edit your posts. 9. You must post in every thread - Day or Night. 10. If you encounter a problem or have a question, please contact the host via PM. 11. Violation of the above rules will result in a warning on your first offense, and your removal from the game on your second offense (you will be replaced). * ** * (Violation of the former part of Rule 6 will result in your immediate removal from the game) **(Violation of Rule 7 will have a heavier penalty, made at the discretion of the Games Moderator.)

Final Vote Count Candy Nelson (Captain Nemo) - 5 (Peanuts, CorneliusMurdock, Kristel, Palathadric, mostlytechnic) Colin Malone (CorneliusMurdock) - 1 (Captain Nemo) ~~~ August 29th, 2005 New Brickland, Florida 7:01 A.M. As the morning of the August 29th begins, the remaining family members surround Candy Nelson (Captain Nemo). Shouts of "Get her!", "Kill her!", "Eat her!" erupt from the 5 lynchers. "Wait, did someone say to eat her??" one person asks, "We are civilized criminals, not cannibals. Jeez!" "Wait, guys, don't kill me! I'll give you all discounts! Yes, discounts! I'll even pay for the motel rooms myself!" Candy protests, trying to convince her captors to let her live. Unfortunately, her screams are in vain. "Finish her" screams Kristina as Penny, Pete, Colin, and Prissy all swarm the streetwalker. Violence ensues. Penelope handcuffs Candy while Priscilla smacks her in the face with a hairbrush. Colin throws punch after punch while Peter uses his microphone cane. Gee, with that hat and the cane, a lot of people could take this scene the wrong way! "Hold off, hold off!" Tam demands, "Don't make too much of a mess for me!" Too late. "I... I... should have... stayed a man..." Candy coughs as she heaves her last breath and dies. That is the end of Candy Nelson (Captain Nemo). ~~~ Day 7 in a few.

August 29th, 2005 New Brickland, Florida 3:37 A.M. As the night comes closer to a close, Cebastian Lillium (Cecilie) takes a drive in his darling car. "Ohh, baby" he muttes. Suddenly, he spots a hitchhiker. A grin growing across his face, Cebastian slams on his brakes. "Menage a trois, Amelia??" he says with a mischievous look. Amelia purrs back what he takes as a "yes". In reality, he just doesn't know how to put his car in neutral. Fuckwit. "Hey, buddy, get in!" he says cheerily to the zombie, "We'll treat you... well..." The zombie gives an appreciative grunt. Suddenly, the zombie begins to take something out from behind his back. "Oh, woah, you came prepared!" the playboy exclaims, "I love it when people bring their own toys." The zombie isn't here to play, though; he swings the axe down hard on Cebastian's side, cutting right through it. "Oh, God, woah, wait - we don't even have a safe word!" he screams. "Oh, God, you're so rough" Cebastian shrieks, unfazed by the fact that he's bleeding profusely. The zombie is more than a little bit creeped out by how into this Cebastian is. "Oh, shit, wait, you're killing me!" the playboy suddenly realizes as he notices the zombie not taking anything off. Duh. In just a few swipes, Cebastian Lillium (Cecilie)'s remans lay splattered all over the road. The zombie does a little dance and raises the head high. He lets out a low grunt, "Urghghrnughrugh", which is zombie for "There can only be one." Suddenly, the zombie notices that Amelia, the car, is still purring. He takes this as shivering with fright. After all, the car saw everything... Dropping the head, the zombie gets ready for a dirty job. No witnesses. ~~~ Vote Count Candy Nelson (Captain Nemo) - 5 (Peanuts, CorneliusMurdock, Kristel, Palathadric, mostlytechnic) Colin Malone (CorneliusMurdock) - 1 (Captain Nemo) 2 hours until Dawn.

Vote Count Candy Nelson (Captain Nemo) - 6 (Peanuts, CorneliusMurdock, Kristel, Cecilie, Palathadric, mostlytechnic) Colin Malone (CorneliusMurdock) - 1 (Captain Nemo) 29 hours until Dawn.

Vote Count Candy Nelson (Captain Nemo) - 6 (Peanuts, CorneliusMurdock, Kristel, Cecilie, Palathadric, mostlytechnic) 35 hours until Dawn.

Vote Count Candy Nelson (Captain Nemo) - 3 (Peanuts, CorneliusMurdock, Kristel) 45.5 hours until Dawn.

Vote Count Candy Nelson (Captain Nemo) - 2 (Peanuts, CorneliusMurdock) 47.5 hours until Dawn.

Voting is now open. With 7 alive, it takes 4 to lynch. 48 hours until Dawn

I think I forgot your figure.

Players only, please! August 28th, 2005 New Brickland, Florida 9:59 P.M. After an unusually quiet day, the family gathers once again before the Malone Hotel and Casino. The serious situation at hand has made several of the remaining family members go completely batty. Priscilla has been blow-drying her hair for five straight hours now. Her boss, Mr. Nuccitelli, has convinced himself that he's Frank Sinatra, and is singing into his cane. "I'm gonna sit right down and write myself a letter~ And make believe it came from you~" Behind him, Candy wraps her arms around him, practically slobbering over this hunk of man. It's the fedora. Did you know that wearing a fedora makes you both fashionable and attractive to ladies? Behind Priscilla, Colin's back to his old self again - he writhes on the ground, shrieking, as the bright rays of light hit him. "BILLLYYYYYY" he screams. Behind Colin, Penelope tries to arrest Tam, convincing herself that she's still serving the public somehow. Tam just gives a heavy sigh. And, of course, we all know what Cebastian just did. If Amelia (or Amanda or whatever the hell he calls his car) could breathe, she'd be breathing long, hard, heavy automobile breaths. Fed up with all this tomfoolery, Tam loses his patience and fires a gun in the air. "Quiet!" he screams. Penelope shows her true colors and runs away. Luckily for Tam, this grabs the attention of most of the family. "I have just about had it with you idiots and your incessant dicking around!" he hollers at them, no longer worried about how much noise he's making. The citizens of New Brickland have long learned that the Night belongs to the Malones. "You all want to dance around and party? Celebrate? Behave like complete nincompoops? What's there to celebrate, I ask??" Tam rants at them. "Last night you made me kill another loyal Malone - Terrence Knox. Ace job, hotshots!" "Now, I don't have a lot of faith in you morons anymore, but I'm giving you this last chance - find me a Ferrari. Then you can dance around and celebrate!" ~~~ The Family Tam Malone - The Malone's Godfather; husband of Adelaide, brother of Kristina and Colin. - NPC Kristina Malone - Business major; little sister of Tam and Colin. - Played by Kristel Colin Malone - Brother of Tam and Kristina - played by CorneliusMurdock Cebastian Lillium - Party "Boy"; father of Patricia, brother of Adelaide - played by Cecilie The Associates Peter Nuccitelli - The Malone family's accountant - played by Peanuts Priscilla Jenkins - Peter's secretary - played by Purpearljellyblob The Employees Candy Nelson - Escort - played by Captain Nemo Officer Penelope Talbott - Corrupt cop - played by Palathadric The Deceased The Cat in the Hat - NPC: Pulled out of a hat Night 1 - Cat Donny Dragonov - played by Darkdragon: Crushed by a billboard Day 1 - Malone Shane Donalds - played by Shadows: Axed in the back Night 2 - Malone The Great Byron - played by Bob: Swimming with the fishes Night 2 - Malone Jamie Neville - played by jamesn: Didn't look both ways before crossing the street Day 3 - Malone Adelaide Malone - Played by Adam: Darth Mauled Night 3 - Malone Doğukan Akbulut - Played by Dragonator: Died a stripper with a heart of satin Night 3 - Malone Patricia Lillium - Played by Pandora: Swimming with the tadpoles Day 4 - Malone Cap'n Rolfe - Played by Capt. Redblade: Kizzel-drizzled Night 4. - Malone Dexter Fairbanks - Played by def: Peacefully protested Night 4. - Ferrari Bernard W. Malone - Played by Chillax Darth Frodo: Died digging for wieners Day 5 - Malone Terrence Knox - Played by Trumpetking: Death sentence Night 5 - Malone Rules 1. Each player will be given a character to play, who will be aligned with either the Malones or the Ferraris. To win the game, the Malones must eradicate all threats to the family, while the Ferraris needs to outnumber all other players. Third Parties have their own win conditions, which are outlined in their role PMs. 2. Each night you will be able to vote to execute a player. Voting should be done in the following format; Vote: Character (Player). Similarly, unvoting is to be done in the format; Unvote: Character (Player). No other format will be accepted. A majority vote is required to lynch a player. 3. A game Night (equivalent of a Day) will last a maximum of 72 hours. You may not vote in the first 24 hours. The Night will end after the full 72 hours, even if a unanimous vote has been reached beforehand. After the Night has concluded, a Day (equivalent of Night) Phase will commence, which will last 48 hours. A day thread will be posted, and will be closed once the Day phase is over. If you receive a night action, please send it to me during the timeframe which I specify for you. 4. The alignment of lynched players, as well as those that died during the Day/Night, will be revealed at the beginning of the following Night (e.g., someone who is lynched on Night 1's affiliation will be revealed on Night 2, while someone who was killed during Day 2's affiliation will also be revealed at the start of Night 2 - even if they died in the middle of the Day.) 5. You may not quote or pretend to quote anything sent to or from you in PM with the game host. This includes all the details of your character and role, as well as any night action results. Role claims and reporting of night action results are acceptable, but in your own words only. Do not attempt to use the structure of your role PM to your advantage. 6. You may not communicate with anyone outside of the game thread unless otherwise stated by me. Yes, this includes PMs - you are not allowed to PM this game (unless granted a special exception). Similarly, do not post out of character inside the thread; you must always play the role given to you. 7. If you are dead, you may not post in thread or discuss the game with any of the players. Any information you had becomes void, and may not be passed on. 8. You may not edit your posts. 9. You must post in every thread - Day or Night. 10. If you encounter a problem or have a question, please contact the host via PM. 11. Violation of the above rules will result in a warning on your first offense, and your removal from the game on your second offense (you will be replaced). * ** * (Violation of the former part of Rule 6 will result in your immediate removal from the game) **(Violation of Rule 7 will have a heavier penalty, made at the discretion of the Games Moderator.)

August 28th, 2005 New Brickland, Florida Noon. It's quiet - almost as quiet as last night... Now that the family has had their breakfast, they exit the restaurant. Luigi lets them out again. "Tam..." the chef begins, "weren't there eighteen of you just the other day? What happened?" Tam grimaces slightly and stands, trying to be aloof. "Circumstances have changed." The family's general fuckery hasn't, though. Cebastian caresses his car's highlights, lovingly. "Oh, Amelia, you have such bright eyes~" he whispers, pitching a tent. "What the hell is with this utter moron!?" Penny screams as she shakes her head in disgust. Priscilla talks Candy's ear off about different beauty products. Candy resists the urge to shove a stick of lipstick down Prissy's throat. She's had to listen to so many morons lately. Suddenly, the green-suited simpleton from yesterday comes running down the street. "Greetings, salutations, hello, hola, my friends!" he exclaims to no one in particular. "Men, I have a rhyme overfill’d In mystic force and magic spelling Celestial sprites elucidate All my own striving can't relate If you can tell me the meaning of this poetic poem, I may reward you with something especially special! And by that, I mean doubly special!!" You have 24 hours to answer the simpleton's riddle. The first to answer correctly will get something nice. 24 hours until Sunset.

Thanks for playing, Trumpet!

Players only, please! August 27th, 2005 New Brickland, Florida 9:40 A.M. After another horrific night, the Malone family gathers once again atop the Great Brickland Pizzeria - this time for breakfast. However, no one is feeling very hungry... No one says a word as they all turn suspicious eyes to one another... Mulling over the very real possibilities of their own deaths... Scared to lose everything that they love... Even Tam, sitting at the head table, is at a loss for words. The Malone family waits for their food in silence. This restaurant has seen more death in the past few days than many a man sees in his entire life... And it's only just begun. ~~~ The Family Tam Malone - The Malone's Godfather; husband of Adelaide, brother of Kristina and Colin. - NPC Kristina Malone - Business major; little sister of Tam and Colin. - Played by Kristel Colin Malone - Brother of Tam and Kristina - played by CorneliusMurdock Cebastian Lillium - Party "Boy"; father of Patricia, brother of Adelaide - played by Cecilie The Associates Peter Nuccitelli - The Malone family's accountant - played by Peanuts Priscilla Jenkins - Peter's secretary - played by Purpearljellyblob The Employees Candy Nelson - Escort - played by Captain Nemo Officer Penelope Talbott - Corrupt cop - played by Palathadric The Deceased The Cat in the Hat - NPC: Pulled out of a hat Night 1 - Cat Donny Dragonov - played by Darkdragon: Crushed by a billboard Day 1 - Malone Shane Donalds - played by Shadows: Axed in the back Night 2 - Malone The Great Byron - played by Bob: Swimming with the fishes Night 2 - Malone Jamie Neville - played by jamesn: Didn't look both ways before crossing the street Day 3 - Malone Adelaide Malone - Played by Adam: Darth Mauled Night 3 - Malone Doğukan Akbulut - Played by Dragonator: Died a stripper with a heart of satin Night 3 - Malone Patricia Lillium - Played by Pandora: Swimming with the tadpoles Day 4 - Malone Cap'n Rolfe - Played by Capt. Redblade: Kizzel-drizzled Night 4. - Malone Dexter Fairbanks - Played by def: Peacefully protested Night 4. - Ferrari Bernard W. Malone - Played by Chillax Darth Frodo: Died digging for wieners Day 5 - Malone Terrence Knox - Played by Trumpetking: Death sentence Night 5 - ??? Rules 1. Each player will be given a character to play, who will be aligned with either the Malones or the Ferraris. To win the game, theMalones must eradicate all threats to the family, while the Ferraris needs to outnumber all other players. Third Parties have their own win conditions, which are outlined in their role PMs. 2. Each night you will be able to vote to execute a player. Voting should be done in the following format; Vote: Character (Player). Similarly, unvoting is to be done in the format; Unvote: Character (Player). No other format will be accepted. A majority vote is required to lynch a player. 3. A game Night (equivalent of a Day) will last a maximum of 72 hours. You may not vote in the first 24 hours. The Night will end after the full 72 hours, even if a unanimous vote has been reached beforehand. After the Night has concluded, a Day (equivalent of Night) Phase will commence, which will last 48 hours. A day thread will be posted, and will be closed once the Day phase is over. If you receive a night action, please send it to me during the timeframe which I specify for you. 4. The alignment of lynched players, as well as those that died during the Day/Night, will be revealed at the beginning of the following Night (e.g., someone who is lynched on Night 1's affiliation will be revealed on Night 2, while someone who was killed during Day 2's affiliation will also be revealed at the start of Night 2 - even if they died in the middle of the Day.) 5. You may not quote or pretend to quote anything sent to or from you in PM with the game host. This includes all the details of your character and role, as well as any night action results. Role claims and reporting of night action results are acceptable, but in your own words only. Do not attempt to use the structure of your role PM to your advantage. 6. You may not communicate with anyone outside of the game thread unless otherwise stated by me. Yes, this includes PMs - you are not allowed to PM this game (unless granted a special exception). Similarly, do not post out of character inside the thread; you must always play the role given to you. 7. If you are dead, you may not post in thread or discuss the game with any of the players. Any information you had becomes void, and may not be passed on. 8. You may not edit your posts. 9. You must post in every thread - Day or Night. 10. If you encounter a problem or have a question, please contact the host via PM. 11. Violation of the above rules will result in a warning on your first offense, and your removal from the game on your second offense (you will be replaced). * ** * (Violation of the former part of Rule 6 will result in your immediate removal from the game) **(Violation of Rule 7 will have a heavier penalty, made at the discretion of the Games Moderator.)

Final Vote Count Terrence Knox (Trumpetking) - 7 (Cecilie, Kristel, CorneliusMurdock, mostlytechnic, Peanuts, Palathadric, Captain Nemo) Peter Nuccitelli (Peanuts) - 1 (Trumpetking) ~~~ August 28th, 2005 New Brickland, Florida 5:45 A.M. As the fifth night of the Ferrari ordeal comes to a close, the remaining family members gather around Terrence Knox (Trumpetking), demanding his head. Unfortunately, they don't have the great weapons that they had last night. Lazy family! "Mr. Knox this time, then?" Tam addresses the crowd, "He always did strike me as shifty, but in my kind of way. Out of curiosity, why him?" Colin, finally confident, points a finger at the convicted Terrence and looks at him with hate in his eyes. "He's a Ferrari - I'm dead sure of it! Just like Dexter! I've caught them all - me! I'm not scared anymore!" "Woah, lay off there, Prometheus." someone mumbles from the crowd. "W-wait, Tam..." Terrence stutters as he tries to explain his position to the patriarch of the family, "It's not my fault! Everyone's scum! All of them! Even the town! Especially the town! Everyone's scum! Well, except for me, that is." "Meh." Tam shrugs. BANG And that is the end of Terrence Knox (Trumpetking). ~~~ Day 6 in a few.

August 28th, 2005 New Brickland, Florida 1:17 A.M. As the night drags on, everyone decides to sit down. Standing around for this long is tiring! All is silent except for the sounds of Terrence's various tantrums. Too quiet, almost... 4.5 hours until Dawn.

Vote Count Terrence Knox (Trumpetking) - 7 (Cecilie, Kristel, CorneliusMurdock, mostlytechnic, Peanuts, Palathadric, Captain Nemo) Peter Nuccitelli (Peanuts) - 1 (Trumpetking) 25 hours until Dawn.

Vote Count Terrence Knox (Trumpetking) - 7 (Cecilie, Kristel, CorneliusMurdock, mostlytechnic, Peanuts, Palathadric, Captain Nemo) 26 hours until Dawn.

Vote Count Terrence Knox (Trumpetking) - 6 (Cecilie, Kristel, CorneliusMurdock, mostlytechnic, Peanuts, Palathadric) 27 hours until Dawn.

Vote Count Terrence Knox (Trumpetking) - 5 (Cecilie, Kristel, CorneliusMurdock, mostlytechnic, Peanuts) 28 hours until Dawn.

Vote Count Terrence Knox (Trumpetking) - 4 (Cecilie, Kristel, CorneliusMurdock, mostlytechnic) 36 hours until Dawn.

Voting is open. With 8 players, it takes 5 for a lynch.

Players only, please! August 27th, 2005 New Brickland, Florida 11:05 P.M. After the tragic loss of the family's former patriarch, the remaining family gathers in front of the Great Brickland Pizzeria once again. As usual, their silly antics weren't stopping - even with the tragic situation at hand. Finally having given up on the opposite sex, Cebastian was attempting to make love to his convertible, which he had named Amelia. "Oh, Amelia, you're so smooth!" he moans as he rubs his hands all over the car's hood." "Go to hell, you filthy youth!" yells Peter, "Back in my day, we had perfectly good animals to take out our excess urges on!" Candy just stands by, slightly bored. Doing things to a car is nothing new to her. Meanwhile, Terrence has to listen to Kristina ramble about how much good the mafia is for the city. Has she not seen the megablocking mountain of corpses the last few days? Poor Terrence has had enough of listening to this crazy woman. Behind them, as usual, Colin writhes around on the ground, terrified of the light. Penny doesn't really know what to make of this crazy brainless megablock. Noticing that their patriarch has arrived, the family members all turn their attention to Tam. This is remarkably like several nights ago - except with ten less people. "Well, you did a good job last night! I always knew you could do it. Dexter Fairbanks, my "loyal" enforcer, was actually a Ferrari." "However, this is no excuse to get cocky!" he says firmly, "Both Cap'n Rolfe and dad - Bernard - were loyal Malones! We may have struck a decisive blow to our enemies, but there are so precious few of us left - I fear that we must continue to stay on the offensive in order to stay alive! Now, my family, go forth and find me another fancy car!" The family disperses, its members more panicked this time than ever. Why shouldn't they be, though...? ~~~ The Family Tam Malone - The Malone's Godfather; husband of Adelaide, brother of Kristina and Colin. - NPC Kristina Malone - Business major; little sister of Tam and Colin. - Played by Kristel Colin Malone - Brother of Tam and Kristina - played by CorneliusMurdock Cebastian Lillium - Party "Boy"; father of Patricia, brother of Adelaide - played by Cecilie The Associates Terrence Knox - The Malone family's lawyer - played by Trumpetking Peter Nuccitelli - The Malone family's accountant - played by Peanuts Priscilla Jenkins - Peter's secretary - played by Purpearljellyblob The Employees Candy Nelson - Escort - played by Captain Nemo Officer Penelope Talbott - Corrupt cop - played by Palathadric The Deceased The Cat in the Hat - NPC: Pulled out of a hat Night 1 - Cat Donny Dragonov - played by Darkdragon: Crushed by a billboard Day 1 - Malone Shane Donalds - played by Shadows: Axed in the back Night 2 - Malone The Great Byron - played by Bob: Swimming with the fishes Night 2 - Malone Jamie Neville - played by jamesn: Didn't look both ways before crossing the street Day 3 - Malone Adelaide Malone - Played by Adam: Darth Mauled Night 3 - Malone Doğukan Akbulut - Played by Dragonator: Died a stripper with a heart of satin Night 3 - Malone Patricia Lillium - Played by Pandora: Swimming with the tadpoles Day 4 - Malone Cap'n Rolfe - Played by Capt. Redblade: Kizzel-drizzled Night 4. - Malone Dexter Fairbanks - Played by def: Peacefully protested Night 4. - Ferrari Bernard W. Malone - Played by Chillax Darth Frodo: Died digging for wieners Day 5 - Malone Rules 1. Each player will be given a character to play, who will be aligned with either the Malones or the Ferraris. To win the game, theMalones must eradicate all threats to the family, while the Ferraris needs to outnumber all other players. Third Parties have their own win conditions, which are outlined in their role PMs. 2. Each night you will be able to vote to execute a player. Voting should be done in the following format; Vote: Character (Player). Similarly, unvoting is to be done in the format; Unvote: Character (Player). No other format will be accepted. A majority vote is required to lynch a player. 3. A game Night (equivalent of a Day) will last a maximum of 72 hours. You may not vote in the first 24 hours. The Night will end after the full 72 hours, even if a unanimous vote has been reached beforehand. After the Night has concluded, a Day (equivalent of Night) Phase will commence, which will last 48 hours. A day thread will be posted, and will be closed once the Day phase is over. If you receive a night action, please send it to me during the timeframe which I specify for you. 4. The alignment of lynched players, as well as those that died during the Day/Night, will be revealed at the beginning of the following Night (e.g., someone who is lynched on Night 1's affiliation will be revealed on Night 2, while someone who was killed during Day 2's affiliation will also be revealed at the start of Night 2 - even if they died in the middle of the Day.) 5. You may not quote or pretend to quote anything sent to or from you in PM with the game host. This includes all the details of your character and role, as well as any night action results. Role claims and reporting of night action results are acceptable, but in your own words only. Do not attempt to use the structure of your role PM to your advantage. 6. You may not communicate with anyone outside of the game thread unless otherwise stated by me. Yes, this includes PMs - you are not allowed to PM this game (unless granted a special exception). Similarly, do not post out of character inside the thread; you must always play the role given to you. 7. If you are dead, you may not post in thread or discuss the game with any of the players. Any information you had becomes void, and may not be passed on. 8. You may not edit your posts. 9. You must post in every thread - Day or Night. 10. If you encounter a problem or have a question, please contact the host via PM. 11. Violation of the above rules will result in a warning on your first offense, and your removal from the game on your second offense (you will be replaced). * ** * (Violation of the former part of Rule 6 will result in your immediate removal from the game) **(Violation of Rule 7 will have a heavier penalty, made at the discretion of the Games Moderator.)

Thanks for playing, Hinck!

August 27th, 2005 New Brickland, Florida Noon. Finally fed up with babysitting his family, Bernard Malone (Chillax Darth Frodo) decides to take a walk on the boardwalk to clear his head. Suddenly, he spots an odd vendor in the middle of the boardwalk! "Hot dogs, hot dogs!" the vendor shouts, "Get 'em while they're... dogs? No, that's not right..." "Well, I am rather hungry..." Bernie mumbles to himself as he walks over to the stand. "I'd like a hotdog, please." he says as he approaches the vendor, "With lots of applesauce!" "Ah, excellent choice, my friend!" the vendor replies with a flourish. "Now, this is a revolutionary type of hot dog stand - bear with me! Rather than grilling the dogs in advance, I allow you to pick out whatever sausage you'd like, and grill it to perfection before your very eyes! Please, sir, take a look at our selection!" "These all look megablocking rancid" Bernard snaps. "Where did you get your meat, a graveyard??" "Psst, the best ones are at the bottom!" the figure whispers sneakily to the old man. "For the perceptive customers such as yourself!" "Well, I always did think of myself as perceptive..." Bernard mumbles to himself. "You lied - these suck too!" he yells while digging through wieners. Unfortunately, Bernard is so busy with his sausages that he doesn't notice the dark figure going for the fridge door... WHAM The dark figure brings down the fridge door with all its might, easily snapping Bernard's neck. As the dark figure props the door back open, Bernard's broken body slumps against the stand. And that is the end of Bernard Malone (Chillax Darth Frodo). ~~~ 24 hours until Sunset.