Well, quite a lot has happened while I've been attending to paperwork today. Wait, what do I mean by paperwork? Oh goodness, that could be sinister secret things that I accidentally typed just now!
Anyway, folks, I see a lot of talking. A few of you, well I've seen you around town before and let me tell you, you are acting a bit strange today. Now I'm not going to say who all I suspect because, let's face it, we can only catch one person a day and hope they are the right one. I don't want the others trying to stop doing what they are doing that makes me suspect them.
Number one on my list is <looking around at everyone suspiciously> Esther.
Yes, Esther. The pretty lady with the plain shirt.
You may be wanting to ask "But, why, Drake?"
Let me tell you why.
First time she spoke, Esther was already accusing folks. Yesterday she never said hello to us, just showed up, right in the middle of the day (not too suspicious by itself, but still worth noting). Even when she wasn't being really accused of anything, she was overly defensive with lots of quoting. Has some sort of list of people already who she thinks is good or bad...this soon, a list..really? We have nothing to go on here, nobody should have any sort of solid list or even a 50/50 at this point, that is nobody except those who do know and who need to cast doubt on others.
Vote:Esther Thompson (Esurient)