Professor Flitwick

Well, seeing as we're sharing character creation stories, I'll share mine. I had the idea to use the Gorilla figure from an early developmental stage, but was originally going to call the species 'Orang Pendek', after the cryptic creature in Sumatra, but Sandy posted the Library - and Byblos - giving me the idea to change it for Heroica continuity. I've since gone on to use the name Orang Pendek as a Metasimian deity. As for the name of Thothwick, it derives from 'Thoth', an Egyptian deity whom often appears with the head of a Baboon (keeping in with the ape theme), and 'wick', obviously from 'Flitwick'. As for choosing to be a Rogue, I wanted Thothwick to defy stereotype of the faeces-throwing apes, and be a gentleman (hence why he calls people Mr/Ms surname, and wears a suit). None of the classes seemed to really fit the role of a gentleman, and thus Rogue was the chosen class, and the gentleman moulded into a gentleman-thief. The original idea for a gentlemanly ape comes from this comedy sketch:

[i agree with Cinna. We know the clams are here now.] "Not to mention, Hopet, that no matter if we go to the Souk now, or later, it will still be in the same night. We say dig."

["I can't imagine why clams would only come out at a certain part of the day"] "Very true. I guess we should just head back, and by the pearl from the market place."

I did say before we arrived here, that I have to take exams medication for my war wound, which can make me unable to post all of the time awfully drowsy. Luckily, my last exam dose of medication is next tuesday, wherein I should be jumping back with a 'tallihoo' again! Indeed not; I felt that her public claim would lead to finding her dead this morning, and thus have a wasted night action, dontcha know? Bhaa-haa-haa! It appears that for the second time today I must pay the price for being late to the party, and once again repeat the sentiments of everyone else, brought forward by Ms. Murrygold and Mr. Attack, and also the apparent behind-the-scene chat Mr. Ackbar mentioned. Vote: Mustafa Nidia (Brickdoctor)

This just isn't my week! And with a Psychology exam later on today, it's worrying. Pandora? Well, thank her from me!

Well, I'll start by regurgitating what others have said. Aw, we lost the hard working Pizdefilliam, Bhaa-haa-haa, we sacrificed a cultist. I find it odd that protection was moved from the one and only confirmed virgin, but at the same time, I believe getting the font colour wrong is a mistake anyone can make. Not much else I can really say; I'm still looking through the drilling of Nadir and Shelia, and I need to send some messages. Ta-ta for now.

Having a LOSTgasm - Hinckley gave me this title after my... enthusiasm, upon seeing/reading all of the references to the television show 'Lost', in Pandora & Rufus' mafia game, The Curse of IMHOTEP.

OOC: Whoops, changed! Thanks dark!

"I shall attack Volt Ant B with my sabre from the front row" ["I shall attack Volt Ant B from the front row with my stick"}

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Nothing, they never even met Mr. Eko, it was just general Lost enthusiasm! I was going to go on about Rose and Bernard, and round of by talking about my on again/off again romance with Claire, but I decided it would be too long!

["Thank you friends! We Metasimian's have quite an affinity with Magic. And pickpoketing, right Thothwick? I shall attack Volt Ant C from the back row, with the Quarterstaff"] ["Perfectly true, my friend. I'll attack Volt Ant C with my Sabre from the front row."]

Must... contain... taking... about... Lost... till... the... conclusion WAH! BENISMYFAVOURITECHARACTER, IJUSTLOVEHISPERFORMANCE, ESPECIALLYINTHE'WHATABOUTME'SEGMANT! GODICRIEDSOMUCHATTHAT, THOUGHPARTLYDUETOJULIETSWELLSCENE, BOYTHATWASTRAJIC! Ahem, sorry about.

["It's very good of you to protect young Master Ziegfried! I'll attack Volt Ant A from the back row with my shuriken"]. ["It's the least I could for him; somebody has to think of the children in these situations. I'll attack Volt Ant B with Quarterstaff from the back row"].

Don't forget paranoid, old bean.

Oh fiddlesticks, I wasn't voting for Ms. Taylor in the first place! That'll teach me to copy/paste off people when changing my vote. Unvote: Mellifluous Murgatroyd (Scubacarrot). Vote: Malaena Stools (CallMePieOrDie)

Unvote: Jennifer Taylor (Sandy). Vote: Malaena Stools (CallMePieOrDie). I'm in no mode to be losing any virgins today. Fhwa! That is a jolly painful experience, dontcha know! I know. Gets lowered into Carbon Freezing Chamber.

I hate to tell you this old chap, but I'm not really here to make friends. Of course it's about what could happen! I was trying to explain to Ms. Murrygold of the repercussions of my contact (the virgin I found last night) vouching for me, which is what she wanted. Had my accomplice and I done what she asked, we'd of been playing right into the cultists hands. Hardly an unwise vote if what she was asking for was for us to practically lend the cultists a helping hand. I did ask earlier, if any followers or such are out there, to follow me. Surely you, with your vast network of alliances, would be able to get someone to verify me tonight, eh-what?

Oh for fu- Little danger? Bhaa-haa-haa! I was one the way to being lynched! Look, Ms. Murrygold. Who is the one person I know I can trust? The virgin I found last night. They are the only person who can say, 'Goodenhard sought contact with me'. To publicly do so, would be telling the cultists, 'look at me, I'm the virgin Goodenhard found'. What you want would lead a virgin right into the hands of the cultists. Whose-Side-Are-You-On? Ackbar, if you trust me enough, would you please ask one of your virgins to privately reveal themselves to me. I can investigate them myself, and have a line of trust and communication running between us.

Oh fiddlesticks, not this again, Ms. Murrygold! Okay, here's a play, you might be able to understand what people have been telling you now. Broadcasting the virgin CAPT. GOODENHARD: Talihoo chaps! I've found a virgin! CAMP MEMBER 1: What, one of the people the cultists are after in order to win? CAPT. GOODENHARD: The very same! CAMP MEMBER 2: Oh Captain, you're so smart! CAPT. GOODENHARD: I tell you what, they won't remain a virgin for long with me about! Woff! *suggestive hip thrusting* CAMP MEMBER 1: And he's comical too! I enjoy running into him at various social functions. MURGATROYD: I demand you tell us the name of this virgin, so that the scum might have an advantage, and be another step closer to victory! CAPT. GOODENHARD: Well that is stupid. But okay, CAMP MEMBER 69 is a virgin. CAMP MEMBER 7: Captain! Come quick! Your brother Creon brings word from the Delphic Oracle! CAPT. GOODENHARD: This I gotta see! Come everybody! ---- Act 2 ---- CULTIST 1: Did you hear, CAMP MEMBER 69 is a virgin! CULTIST 2: I know, lets kill them! ---- Act 3 ---- IS: Bad news guys. CAMP MEMBER 69 was fed to IMHOPTEP last night! IMHOTEP: They were the last virgin I needed to win! CAMP MEMBER 7: Oh, save us captain! CAPT. GOODENHARD: Even my powers and good looks can't save us now! Ms. Murrygold, this is all you fault, why did you want their name revealed! CULTIST 1: We owe our victory to you, Mellifluous! CULTIST 2: Come, let us slaughter everyone. *Short sword fight sees everyone die. CAPT. GOODENHARD last to die, fights heroically. ---- Fin ---- See? That's why I'm not blurting it out! I hope you understood that, because you'll be able to understand this: Vote: Mellifluous Murgatroyd (Scubacarrot). The cultists probably appreciate what your doing, but I don't.

Lieutenant, watch your language! That's a lady you are talking to! Perfectly true, I haven't contacted you. I need to be sure your town before I reveal my results to you. Surely you can see the risk in giving a stranger the name of a virgin? Bhaa-haa-haa! I was under the impression that they'd watch/track/investigate me last night without anybody asking! An investigator would be invaluable. Okay, whatever watchers/trackers/investigates, validate my claims tonight! Well, it appears that Ms. Taylor is next to be put in Imhotep's mouth (The lucky devil! Bhaa-haa-haa!). I find it hard to believe that such an attractive woman could still be virgin, no to mention her odd way of voting yesterday, although it could've been an attempt to stay out of the limelight and protect her virginity. I'd offer to investigate her tonight, but if she is a virgin, the scum would either kill her during the night now that she has confessed, or frame her, rendering the investigation null..

Thanks for the new information! You wait all this time for a new Padme, and two come in the same wave! I believe Kithaba is the Weequay featured in the preliminary pictures. TLC company likes to ues named the background characters, and indeed invent some, as I believe they did with either Tokkat or Paploo (featured in Ewok Attack/Battle of Endor respectively). A quick search on Google images confirms Kithaba is indeed the Weequay you were expecting.

But Pizdefilliam claimed to be a virgin, and this was the first instance in which most of us found out there were virgins here (I don't believe I've ever been near one before! Bhaa-haa-haa!). How, if he had a night action, would have known what a virgin was in order to claim it yesterday? Unless someone blabbed, ey-what?

I thought the ' ' gave it away! Ille qui nos omnes servabit.

Fhwa! Mulligan. Oh fiddlesticks! Well, there goes my plan. Bhaa-haa-haa! At last, it's the second day. It only took the bears two hours! The trouble is, the only people who can confirm your story in public, would give the cultists a complete list of people with useful night actions/virgins. Do you want to appoint a successor, should we need someone to take over writing the plays?