Lind Whisperer

Psst - Lind snatched those back in the Hall.

What he said, except that The Ancient was actually a tan orc that seemed to be made of sand.

^Coming from someone who has both pieces, Mutt's hair is more accurate for Lando than Anakin's hairpiece, anyways.

"Display? Display?!?Zis is disguise, brilliant disguise! And zere are rules here, zat go-vern zis Hall, an' 'er Heros!" The Munchkin angrily snatched the cards back, and stomped over to some other corner of ze...the bar, not forgetting one last retort. "An' zis accent is no' obnoxious. It is a piece of brilliant zubterfuge and vo-cal mastery!"

"Oui - it were on loan to ze Demon, until I could restore ze Mushroom I had borrowed, ze replac-e-mont for which zou zoust zhanded to 'im not 'alf an hour ago."

"Pardon - i' Ah might have 'at back..." The Munchkin reached out for the handful of playing cards.

Um...are these supposed to be of the same race as The Ancient, from #131?

OoC: Just for reference, Lind pulled off his mustache several posts back.

You betcha!

The Munchkin frowned and reached into his Bag of Holding, pulling out a little corked vial filled with some sort of orange liquid, which he then tossed towards the she-orc."Zat...That might help the, eh, ground, quit wobbling.

The Write Like a Ninja contest is now closed. Did anyone else end up submitting to it?

"Zi...did not realize zhat...that it was offensive..." "Zat is a matter of opinion. Zis zis a beautiful hat, a masterful hat!Also, ze ears are secured to it frustratingly firmly. Frustratingly firmly." "I...am beginning to zink that I haf made a great mistake...Alzo zhat I zhould qvit uzing zis accent. Vuch as Vi love vit...Vy honest vapologies to ze both of zou...to the both of you. I...realized that it might not be ze...the most realistic depiction, but I nevar..ver meant it to be offensive. My honest apologies. And that's not because I'm trying to get you to recommend me, that's because I'm sorry. Offensive depictions are...just plain offensive. I'm...I'm sorry, guys. I'm sorry."

"Zounds! Ze zady's masterful mind has pierced my zmokezcreen!"The elf, I mean, Munchkin, ripped the fake mustache off of his upper lip. "And now, I zam forced to reveal ma'zelf as zat master rogue, ze Zind Zisperer! ...Why am I ztill zalking zike zis? I do not know..." He pulled the two Mystic Knights in close to him and whizpered zin a hizzing zoice. "Ah am in dis-guize! Zere are foul things afoot in Fenario! Zand zis brilliant garb of zubterfuge zis ma' only hope of entry to zhose shrouded realms!"

"Uh...Ve don't?"

"Ze Flynn Flisperer is masterfull zat zerveryzing! Zit zis zour zimited zintelzect zhat zannot zerzieve ze zepts zof zy zomz...Pitooey. Zompliments, my zompliments." "Uh...A vile. A...Very long vile. As...long as zit zakes to zrow a mustachio zis zuperb." The Assassin did not accept the items. "Who zis zis "Zind" person, zou speak off? I am Flynn Flisperer, the great elven palmist, phrenologist, and conjurer!Alzo, tell me more of zis "Zind" perzon, zou zpeak of. Ze zounds zike a most brilliant and charming character." OoC: Do you not want to use them anymore?

"Ah am afraid that zuch a deal, I can no acquiesce to, as ma' mask zis such so zat may disguise ma'zelf as human."The...elf noticed that the Mystic Knight seemed disturbed. "Par'don moi, m'lady, but zomething zeems to be perturbing zou? What zis zit zhat dis-turbs ze heart of zuch a zangel zin zuman form? Tell me, zand I, ze great Flynn Flisperer, will take zem to account!"

The...elf sauntered over and squinted at the Wicked Javelin. "Zat ja-va-linn, she work of art. 'Oh much for it is it zat zou might wish?"

No, I was PMing Flipz about renting his/paying for it after the quest was over, since he's selling off his gear. The only other two people that have them(you and Thormanil) are off on quests.I'm thinking about having Lind equip his Trickster's Mask of the Human, and if anyone tells the guy claiming to be an elf that he doesn't look like an elf, "of course I don't, I'm disguised as a human". I am. I'm fine with waiting until the 17th if I have to. Lind is trying to disguise himself to get into #135 - it's the sort of thing he does, as a Munchkin.Also, I'm particularly interested in #135 because I'm seeing all the potential chances for some hilarious RP, with a character that is very clearly not an elf, trying to blend in as an elf...

I am trying to get my hands on a Trickster's Mask of the Elf, but the person I PM'd hasn't responded yet, and in case neither Warlen, Annie, or myself are high enough to be selected for #135, I didn't want to have to wait until July 17th for a quest...(Yes, I do know that #136 closes prior to #135, but with the extreme level disparities in the current signees, I'm assuming in the possibility of the deadline being extended. And, even if it isn't, that's still 150 gold that Lind could very much use...)

No fear - I'm a Munchkin. I work strictly inside the rules. Trying to benefit from a shield that shares defenses with elves? Fully outside the rules.Using my appearance to slip into a quest aimed towards elves? ...Well, if it looks like an elf, it talks vaguely like an elf, and it dresses...sort of like an elf... I wasn't planning on the "flamboyancy," originally, but then I remembered I had that torso, and it just seemed to fit.

Highlight the text in his description and his sign-up - Lind's still very much the Human Munchkin he's ever been - they're fake elf ears. Which would have worked a bit better if I could get my hands on a Trickster's Mask of the Elf, but until then, Lind's just wearing comically bad fake elf ears.I decided to take a new spin on the Assassin idea. Everyone's always playing ninja-style Assassins that dress in a very non-disguising fashion, so I thought I'd try playing an Assassin that does wear disguises. You expect the dark figure in a gi to stab you with their katana, but you don't expect the, eh, flamboyant elf magician to suddenly slice off your arm with one of the playing cards he's been doing tricks with.

Right, thanks - I'll edit those right away.Behold, my new character design - finally, in real-life plastic. Still working on his speech mannerisms...

A...dashing figure enters the Hall. "Hello, Güete Tag, Assalaamu Alaikum, and Tereq! I, the great elven palmist, phrenologist, and conjurer, Flynn Flisperer, have entered ze room!" The...loud character approached the board. "Ah, and what is this! A witch that needs slaying! Oui!" Lind Whisperer Flynn Flisperer signs up for Quest #135 and Quest #136.

A hooded figure walked into the Training Room. "Oh, great, you again." "And a very good morning to you too, sir." "So, I'm assuming you're going Dragoon?" "No, I don't have enough reputation yet, and Black Knight's a pretty good deal." "...Then why are you here?" "I'd like to have my profession re-listed as Assassin." "I can see that, somewhat." "And then probably I'll train back as soon as I'm better geared." "..." "..." "We really need to put something in the rule book about that." "Probably a good idea, yeah." "So...training?" A nearby vase shatters, and a single paper card floats down, coming lightly to rest on top of the shards. "Those things do cost money..." Lind Whisperer is now an Assassin.

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