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Amazed at the fantastic hit he had just performed, Benji prepares to attack the Feral Hen from the back row, and then attack the rat from the back row.

Um, what? He's already buried.

"OK, puny enemies, prepare to be decimated!" Benji turns to the party and grins. "Namyrra, please put me at the beginning of the battle order, because I have the most health + the counterstrike gloves." He becomes more serious as he decides which enemies to attack. Benji will take one of his smelling salts. Afterwards, he will attack the Zombie Peasant.

Two heroes bravely dig where no man has dug before. And they each find one gold! The demi-god has been buried. It appears that Eric is still resting. If there is anything else that the heroes want to do before Eric gets up, this would be the time. Party: Eric, Level 21 Raider *party leader* Power: 34 Health: 37/37 Gold: 1072 Equipment: Godricsleif (WP: 13; Ice-elemental; Darkness-elemental), Sticky Gloves (+50% income from Mugging), Boots of Evasion (Wearer takes half damage in front row) Inventory: Drengazuli Grom'az (WP:6; Twin Axe Attacks two enemies in one turn, Lightning-elemental); 2x Diseased Silverfish Wings (WP:8 + Cursed throwing dagger); 6x Silverfish Wings (WP:8 throwing dagger); Fire bomb; Lightning bomb; Venom; Mead (10x); Grand Potion (13x); Smelling Salts (5x); Garnet; Scroll of Sleep Monk Pretzel, Level 11.5 Cleric Power: 16 Defense: 5 Health: 19/19 Ether: 19/19 Gold: 101 Equipment: Cross (Nimbus Broomstick; Ranged; WP: 5), Tricorn (Artifact; SP:3), Ethereal Cloak (Artifact; SP:2, Max Ether +4) Inventory: Grand Potion (2), Potion (2), Tonic, Grand Tonic (2), Remedy (3), Soma, Phoenix Essence, Smoke Bomb, Holy Bomb, Commerz Cannonball, Scroll of Sealing, Shovel, Bedroll, Magnifying Glass Erdathcath Madilinas, Level 17 Druid Power: 27 Health: 32/32 Ether: 18/18 Gold: 310 Equipment: Tritech Handcannon (WP:10), Helmet (+1 max. health), Snake Eye Charm (protects from petrify) Inventory: Longbow (WP:7), Quick bow (WP: 6, Suitable to rangers, provides hastened effect for one round each battle), 6 Potions, 2 Grand Potions, 3 Mead, 2 Smelling Salts, 1 Nostrums, 12 Venoms, Deadly Venom, 2 Floral Bombs, 2 Ice Bombs, 2 Lightning Bombs, 2 Fire Bombs, 3 Smoke Bombs, 2 Water Bombs, 2 Holy Bomb, Bone, skeleton decoy, Bedroll, Shovel, Pickaxe, Telescope, Saber teeth, Scroll of Weakening, Ruby.

The party lays down and sleeps for the rest of the night. In the morning they wake up, and look around. Nothing was much different then how it was when they finished the battle, Odzaph's dead body was still laying in the middle of the path, but Eugene's magic lamp has stopped shaking. What does the party wish do to do?

"OK then, lets go, ladies!"

"Good to be here! I've always loved animals, er, when I was a warden, but now as an assassin I'm ready to take out some baddies! Lets go to the Corn Maze first, how does that sound, Namyrra and Cinna?"

Party: Eric, Level 21 Raider *party leader* Power: 34 Health: 37/37 Gold: 1072 Equipment: Godricsleif (WP: 13; Ice-elemental; Darkness-elemental), Sticky Gloves (+50% income from Mugging), Boots of Evasion (Wearer takes half damage in front row) Inventory: Drengazuli Grom'az (WP:6; Twin Axe Attacks two enemies in one turn, Lightning-elemental); 2x Diseased Silverfish Wings (WP:8 + Cursed throwing dagger); 6x Silverfish Wings (WP:8 throwing dagger); Fire bomb; Lightning bomb; Venom; Mead (10x); Grand Potion (13x); Smelling Salts (5x); Garnet; Scroll of Sleep Monk Pretzel, Level 11.5 Cleric Power: 16 Defense: 5 Health: 19/19 Ether: 19/19 Gold: 100 Equipment: Cross (Nimbus Broomstick; Ranged; WP: 5), Tricorn (Artifact; SP:3), Ethereal Cloak (Artifact; SP:2, Max Ether +4) Inventory: Grand Potion (2), Potion (2), Tonic, Grand Tonic (2), Remedy (3), Soma, Phoenix Essence, Smoke Bomb, Holy Bomb, Commerz Cannonball, Scroll of Sealing, Shovel, Bedroll, Magnifying Glass Erdathcath Madilinas, Level 17 Druid Power: 27 Health: 32/32 Ether: 18/18 Gold: 309 Equipment: Tritech Handcannon (WP:10), Helmet (+1 max. health), Snake Eye Charm (protects from petrify) Inventory: Longbow (WP:7), Quick bow (WP: 6, Suitable to rangers, provides hastened effect for one round each battle), 6 Potions, 2 Grand Potions, 3 Mead, 2 Smelling Salts, 1 Nostrums, 12 Venoms, Deadly Venom, 2 Floral Bombs, 2 Ice Bombs, 2 Lightning Bombs, 2 Fire Bombs, 3 Smoke Bombs, 2 Water Bombs, 2 Holy Bomb, Bone, skeleton decoy, Bedroll, Shovel, Pickaxe, Telescope, Saber teeth, Scroll of Weakening, Ruby. It is still early in the morning, around 4am. There is still time to rest. Eugene is still shaking in his magic lamp.

"Good! I can't wait to see what spirit you will summon from that diamond, Alexis! It is a power I will never understand."

Results of Round Eleven: Eric vs. Odzaph - Damage Eric vs. Odzaph - Hit >Erdathcath vs. Odzaph - Shield: Roots of Life >Pretzel vs. Odzaph - Critical Hit Eric is hit by the demigod and receives 10 damage, but then turns around and smacks Odzaph causing 122 damage! Erdathcath then performs a shield and restores health to the whole party and also removes the "weakened" effect from Pretzel. With this new-found strength, Pretzel performs a critical hit on the demigod, striking him with 27 damage. Odzaph loses another 10 health because he is badly poisoned. The demigod is close to defeat. Enemy: Odzaph the Semi-Mad Demi-God *badly poisoned* Level 18 Humanoid Health: 302/1764 Special: Lunatical ranting - The insane blabbering causes the Weakened effect on the target for the next 3 turns. Drops: 84 gold, 1 soma Party: Eric, Level 20 2/3 Raider *party leader* *encouraged* Power: 33 66 Health: 36/36 Gold: 859 Inventory: Godricsleif (WP: 13; Ice-elemental; Darkness-elemental), Sticky Gloves (+50% income from Mugging), Boots of Evasion (Wearer takes half damage in front row), Drengazuli Grom'az (WP:6; Twin Axe Attacks two enemies in one turn, Lightning-elemental); 2x Diseased Silverfish Wings (WP:8 + Cursed throwing dagger); 6x Silverfish Wings (WP:8 throwing dagger); Fire bomb; Lightning bomb; Venom; Mead (10x); Grand Potion (13x); Smelling Salts (5x); Garnet; Scroll of Sleep Monk Pretzel, Level 11 Cleric Power: 16 Defense: 5 Health: 19/19 Ether: 19/19 Gold: 72 Inventory: Cross (Nimbus Broomstick; Ranged; WP: 5), Tricorn (Artifact; SP:3), Ethereal Cloak (Artifact; SP:2, Max Ether +4), Grand Potion (2), Potion (2), Tonic, Grand Tonic (2), Remedy (3), Phoenix Essence, Smoke Bomb, Holy Bomb, Commerz Cannonball, Scroll of Sealing, Shovel, Bedroll, Magnifying Glass Erdathcath Madilinas, Level 16.5 Druid Power: 26 Health: 31/31 Ether: 17/17 Gold: 253 Inventory: Tritech Handcannon (WP:10), Longbow (WP:7), Quick bow (WP: 6, Suitable to rangers, provides hastened effect for one round each battle), Helmet (+1 max. health), Snake Eye Charm (protects from petrify), 6 Potions, 2 Grand Potions, 3 Mead, 2 Smelling Salts, 1 Nostrums, 12 Venoms, Deadly Venom, 2 Floral Bombs, 2 Ice Bombs, 2 Lightning Bombs, 2 Fire Bombs, 3 Smoke Bombs, 2 Water Bombs, 2 Holy Bomb, Bone, skeleton decoy, Bedroll, Shovel, Pickaxe, Telescope, Saber teeth, Scroll of Weakening, Ruby. Results of Round Twelve: Eric vs. Odzaph - Hit Eric vs. Odzaph - Steal >Erdathcath vs. Odzaph - Aim >Pretzel vs. Odzaph - Shield: Miracle Eric slams his weapon into Odzaph's body with 122 damage, and then steals 30 gold from him. Erdy aims at Odzaph and causes 10 damage. Pretzel prays for yet another miracle, which was granted even though it was a complete waste of his turn, because everyone is already at full health. Nice one, Pretzel! And the demigod of course loses another 10 health because he is badly poisoned... Enemy: Odzaph the Semi-Mad Demi-God *badly poisoned* Level 18 Humanoid Health: 160/1764 Special: Lunatical ranting - The insane blabbering causes the Weakened effect on the target for the next 3 turns. Drops: 84 gold, 1 soma Party: Eric, Level 20 2/3 Raider *party leader* *encouraged* Power: 33 66 Health: 36/36 Gold: 889 Inventory: Godricsleif (WP: 13; Ice-elemental; Darkness-elemental), Sticky Gloves (+50% income from Mugging), Boots of Evasion (Wearer takes half damage in front row), Drengazuli Grom'az (WP:6; Twin Axe Attacks two enemies in one turn, Lightning-elemental); 2x Diseased Silverfish Wings (WP:8 + Cursed throwing dagger); 6x Silverfish Wings (WP:8 throwing dagger); Fire bomb; Lightning bomb; Venom; Mead (10x); Grand Potion (13x); Smelling Salts (5x); Garnet; Scroll of Sleep Monk Pretzel, Level 11 Cleric Power: 16 Defense: 5 Health: 19/19 Ether: 19/19 Gold: 72 Inventory: Cross (Nimbus Broomstick; Ranged; WP: 5), Tricorn (Artifact; SP:3), Ethereal Cloak (Artifact; SP:2, Max Ether +4), Grand Potion (2), Potion (2), Tonic, Grand Tonic (2), Remedy (3), Phoenix Essence, Smoke Bomb, Holy Bomb, Commerz Cannonball, Scroll of Sealing, Shovel, Bedroll, Magnifying Glass Erdathcath Madilinas, Level 16.5 Druid Power: 26 Health: 31/31 Ether: 17/17 Gold: 253 Inventory: Tritech Handcannon (WP:10), Longbow (WP:7), Quick bow (WP: 6, Suitable to rangers, provides hastened effect for one round each battle), Helmet (+1 max. health), Snake Eye Charm (protects from petrify), 6 Potions, 2 Grand Potions, 3 Mead, 2 Smelling Salts, 1 Nostrums, 12 Venoms, Deadly Venom, 2 Floral Bombs, 2 Ice Bombs, 2 Lightning Bombs, 2 Fire Bombs, 3 Smoke Bombs, 2 Water Bombs, 2 Holy Bomb, Bone, skeleton decoy, Bedroll, Shovel, Pickaxe, Telescope, Saber teeth, Scroll of Weakening, Ruby. Results of Round Thirteen: Eric vs. Odzaph - Shield: Ravage Eric vs. Odzaph - Hit >Erdathcath vs. Odzaph >Pretzel vs. Odzaph Eric decides to go for the kill, and hits Odzaph with 122 damage and steals 183 gold, and then hits the demigod one more time with a blow of 122 damage. Odzaph has been defeated! Party leader, please choose how the spoils will be divided: 1 Soma 84 gold Party: Eric, Level 21 Raider *party leader* Power: 34 Health: 37/37 Gold: 1072 Equipment: Godricsleif (WP: 13; Ice-elemental; Darkness-elemental), Sticky Gloves (+50% income from Mugging), Boots of Evasion (Wearer takes half damage in front row) Inventory: Drengazuli Grom'az (WP:6; Twin Axe Attacks two enemies in one turn, Lightning-elemental); 2x Diseased Silverfish Wings (WP:8 + Cursed throwing dagger); 6x Silverfish Wings (WP:8 throwing dagger); Fire bomb; Lightning bomb; Venom; Mead (10x); Grand Potion (13x); Smelling Salts (5x); Garnet; Scroll of Sleep Monk Pretzel, Level 11.5 Cleric Power: 16 Defense: 5 Health: 19/19 Ether: 19/19 Gold: 72 Equipment: Cross (Nimbus Broomstick; Ranged; WP: 5), Tricorn (Artifact; SP:3), Ethereal Cloak (Artifact; SP:2, Max Ether +4) Inventory: Grand Potion (2), Potion (2), Tonic, Grand Tonic (2), Remedy (3), Phoenix Essence, Smoke Bomb, Holy Bomb, Commerz Cannonball, Scroll of Sealing, Shovel, Bedroll, Magnifying Glass Erdathcath Madilinas, Level 17 Druid Power: 27 Health: 32/32 Ether: 18/18 Gold: 253 Equipment: Tritech Handcannon (WP:10), Helmet (+1 max. health), Snake Eye Charm (protects from petrify) Inventory: Longbow (WP:7), Quick bow (WP: 6, Suitable to rangers, provides hastened effect for one round each battle), 6 Potions, 2 Grand Potions, 3 Mead, 2 Smelling Salts, 1 Nostrums, 12 Venoms, Deadly Venom, 2 Floral Bombs, 2 Ice Bombs, 2 Lightning Bombs, 2 Fire Bombs, 3 Smoke Bombs, 2 Water Bombs, 2 Holy Bomb, Bone, skeleton decoy, Bedroll, Shovel, Pickaxe, Telescope, Saber teeth, Scroll of Weakening, Ruby.

To Anwyl he says: "Crud, I was hoping you might be able to, uh, reinforce it with metal or something Um yeah. Sorry about that. " I take back my 150 gold from Anwyl. To Fabian: "I'll take your 20 gold! Here is the armor." Now with a little extra cash, Benji decides to go and buy a few more basics: 3x Smelling Salts - 25x3: 75 gold 1x Mead - 15 gold 2x Nostrum - 35x2: 70 gold 1x Grand Potion - 10 gold Leaving Benji with 8 gold... again.

"Hello! I'd like to upgrade my Crossbow to WP:12... that is 110 gold plus another 120 so here is 230 gold." "I'd also like to upgrade my tricorne to SP:6, so here is 40+50+60=150 gold." Benji decides to buy some other items... 2x Smelling Salts - 25+25 = 50 gold 2x Mead - 15+15 = 30 gold 2x Grand Potion - 10+10 = 20 gold All in all Benji spent 480 gold, leaving him with a measly 8 gold. He now walks over to Fabian. "Hello again Fabian! How much would you buy my Armor of the Draugr (max health +2) for?"

"Great!" I hand over the two weapons and happily recieve the 370 gold. "Make it 28 gold after and we have a deal!" I take the 92 gold and hand over the diamond in anticipation that she will accept my terms.

"We sound like a potent trio! Lets do it!"

"I'm an ex-warden, now assassin. I'm an expert at failing quests, I know that doesn't sound good. But since my last quest I've bought some new things and I'm planning on upgrading my weapon before I take off. I think we've been together on a quest, a long time ago." "Hey, I held on to my diamond for you just like I promised. I might consider trading it for that raw meat + a little bit of gold... how would that sound?

I don't see any fellon...?

Benji turns from the bar and announces to the other heroes in the hall: "Is anyone up to going into the Unlimited Quest with me? I bet it is more likely that we will be accepted if we go in as a pre-formed team." "370 gold for both sounds fair to me. Is that a deal?"

What are you talking about?

Results of Round Two-to-the-power-of-three: Eric vs. Odzaph - Extra Critical Hit Eric vs. Odzaph - Special Damage >Erdathcath vs. Odzaph - Hit >Pretzel vs. Odzaph - Miss Eric performs an extra critical hit on Odzaph, hitting him with 118 damage! Glowing with enthusism from this insanely powerful hit, Eric doesn't notice that Odzaph has started to rant, again, and is sucked in and is weakened for three more turns. Erdy hits Odzaph causing another 26 damage. Monk Pretzel charges at Odzaph, trips over a log, and ends up missing Odzaph by 3 meters. Odzaph loses 10 more health because he is badly poisoned. Enemy: Odzaph the Semi-Mad Demi-God *badly poisoned* Level 18 Humanoid Health: 1025/1764 Special: Lunatical ranting - The insane blabbering causes the Weakened effect on the target for the next 3 turns. Drops: 84 gold, 1 soma Party: Eric, Level 20 2/3 Raider *party leader* *encouraged* *weakened* (3 turns left) Power: 33 Health: 36/36 Gold: 859 Inventory: Godricsleif (WP: 13; Ice-elemental; Darkness-elemental), Sticky Gloves (+50% income from Mugging), Boots of Evasion (Wearer takes half damage in front row), Drengazuli Grom'az (WP:6; Twin Axe Attacks two enemies in one turn, Lightning-elemental); 2x Diseased Silverfish Wings (WP:8 + Cursed throwing dagger); 6x Silverfish Wings (WP:8 throwing dagger); Fire bomb; Lightning bomb; Venom; Mead (10x); Grand Potion (13x); Smelling Salts (5x); Garnet; Scroll of Sleep Monk Pretzel, Level 11 Cleric Power: 16 Defense: 5 Health: 19/19 Ether: 19/19 Gold: 72 Inventory: Cross (Nimbus Broomstick; Ranged; WP: 5), Tricorn (Artifact; SP:3), Ethereal Cloak (Artifact; SP:2, Max Ether +4), Grand Potion (2), Potion (2), Tonic, Grand Tonic (2), Remedy (3), Phoenix Essence, Smoke Bomb, Holy Bomb, Commerz Cannonball, Scroll of Sealing, Shovel, Bedroll, Magnifying Glass Erdathcath Madilinas, Level 16.5 Druid Power: 26 Health: 21/31 Ether: 17/17 Gold: 253 Inventory: Tritech Handcannon (WP:10), Longbow (WP:7), Quick bow (WP: 6, Suitable to rangers, provides hastened effect for one round each battle), Helmet (+1 max. health), Snake Eye Charm (protects from petrify), 6 Potions, 2 Grand Potions, 3 Mead, 2 Smelling Salts, 1 Nostrums, 12 Venoms, Deadly Venom, 2 Floral Bombs, 2 Ice Bombs, 2 Lightning Bombs, 2 Fire Bombs, 3 Smoke Bombs, 2 Water Bombs, 2 Holy Bomb, Bone, skeleton decoy, Bedroll, Shovel, Pickaxe, Telescope, Saber teeth, Scroll of Weakening, Ruby. Results of Round Nine Eric vs. Odzaph - Steal Eric vs. Odzaph - Extra Critical Hit >Erdathcath vs. Odzaph - Critical Hit >Pretzel vs. Odzaph - Special Damage Eric jumps in and steals 20 gold from Odzaph, and then swings around and performs another extra critical hit, causing a whopping 118 damage! Erdy hits Odzaph with 36 damage, and then Pretzel trips over another log, and is somehow sucked in by Odzaph's insane blabbering (hah, talk about weak-minded ) Odzaph loses 10 more health. Enemy: Odzaph the Semi-Mad Demi-God *badly poisoned* Level 18 Humanoid Health: 861/1764 Special: Lunatical ranting - The insane blabbering causes the Weakened effect on the target for the next 3 turns. Drops: 84 gold, 1 soma Party: Eric, Level 20 2/3 Raider *party leader* *encouraged* *weakened* (1 turn left) Power: 33 Health: 36/36 Gold: 859 Inventory: Godricsleif (WP: 13; Ice-elemental; Darkness-elemental), Sticky Gloves (+50% income from Mugging), Boots of Evasion (Wearer takes half damage in front row), Drengazuli Grom'az (WP:6; Twin Axe Attacks two enemies in one turn, Lightning-elemental); 2x Diseased Silverfish Wings (WP:8 + Cursed throwing dagger); 6x Silverfish Wings (WP:8 throwing dagger); Fire bomb; Lightning bomb; Venom; Mead (10x); Grand Potion (13x); Smelling Salts (5x); Garnet; Scroll of Sleep Monk Pretzel, Level 11 Cleric *weakened* (3 turns left) Power: 16 Defense: 5 Health: 19/19 Ether: 19/19 Gold: 72 Inventory: Cross (Nimbus Broomstick; Ranged; WP: 5), Tricorn (Artifact; SP:3), Ethereal Cloak (Artifact; SP:2, Max Ether +4), Grand Potion (2), Potion (2), Tonic, Grand Tonic (2), Remedy (3), Phoenix Essence, Smoke Bomb, Holy Bomb, Commerz Cannonball, Scroll of Sealing, Shovel, Bedroll, Magnifying Glass Erdathcath Madilinas, Level 16.5 Druid Power: 26 Health: 21/31 Ether: 17/17 Gold: 253 Inventory: Tritech Handcannon (WP:10), Longbow (WP:7), Quick bow (WP: 6, Suitable to rangers, provides hastened effect for one round each battle), Helmet (+1 max. health), Snake Eye Charm (protects from petrify), 6 Potions, 2 Grand Potions, 3 Mead, 2 Smelling Salts, 1 Nostrums, 12 Venoms, Deadly Venom, 2 Floral Bombs, 2 Ice Bombs, 2 Lightning Bombs, 2 Fire Bombs, 3 Smoke Bombs, 2 Water Bombs, 2 Holy Bomb, Bone, skeleton decoy, Bedroll, Shovel, Pickaxe, Telescope, Saber teeth, Scroll of Weakening, Ruby. Results of Round Ten Eric vs. Odzaph - Extra Critical Hit Eric vs. Odzaph - Extra Critical Hit >Erdathcath vs. Odzaph - Critical Hit >Pretzel vs. Odzaph - Damage Eric swings his blade extremely quickly and hits Odzaph TWICE with an extra critical hit! Causing 118 damage the first time, and 236 damage the second time!! Erdathcath also manages to hit Odzaph's leg, causing 36 damage. Pretzel, still feeling a little weak in the mind, doesn't respond quickly enough to Odzaph charging at him, and he receives 4 damage. Odzaph again loses 10 health because he is badly poisoned. Enemy: Odzaph the Semi-Mad Demi-God *badly poisoned* Level 18 Humanoid Health: 461/1764 Special: Lunatical ranting - The insane blabbering causes the Weakened effect on the target for the next 3 turns. Drops: 84 gold, 1 soma Party: Eric, Level 20 2/3 Raider *party leader* *encouraged* Power: 33 66 Health: 36/36 Gold: 859 Inventory: Godricsleif (WP: 13; Ice-elemental; Darkness-elemental), Sticky Gloves (+50% income from Mugging), Boots of Evasion (Wearer takes half damage in front row), Drengazuli Grom'az (WP:6; Twin Axe Attacks two enemies in one turn, Lightning-elemental); 2x Diseased Silverfish Wings (WP:8 + Cursed throwing dagger); 6x Silverfish Wings (WP:8 throwing dagger); Fire bomb; Lightning bomb; Venom; Mead (10x); Grand Potion (13x); Smelling Salts (5x); Garnet; Scroll of Sleep Monk Pretzel, Level 11 Cleric *weakened* (1 turn left) Power: 16 Defense: 5 Health: 15/19 Ether: 19/19 Gold: 72 Inventory: Cross (Nimbus Broomstick; Ranged; WP: 5), Tricorn (Artifact; SP:3), Ethereal Cloak (Artifact; SP:2, Max Ether +4), Grand Potion (2), Potion (2), Tonic, Grand Tonic (2), Remedy (3), Phoenix Essence, Smoke Bomb, Holy Bomb, Commerz Cannonball, Scroll of Sealing, Shovel, Bedroll, Magnifying Glass Erdathcath Madilinas, Level 16.5 Druid Power: 26 Health: 21/31 Ether: 17/17 Gold: 253 Inventory: Tritech Handcannon (WP:10), Longbow (WP:7), Quick bow (WP: 6, Suitable to rangers, provides hastened effect for one round each battle), Helmet (+1 max. health), Snake Eye Charm (protects from petrify), 6 Potions, 2 Grand Potions, 3 Mead, 2 Smelling Salts, 1 Nostrums, 12 Venoms, Deadly Venom, 2 Floral Bombs, 2 Ice Bombs, 2 Lightning Bombs, 2 Fire Bombs, 3 Smoke Bombs, 2 Water Bombs, 2 Holy Bomb, Bone, skeleton decoy, Bedroll, Shovel, Pickaxe, Telescope, Saber teeth, Scroll of Weakening, Ruby. Party leader, please post the battle order. Everyone, choose your actions. *cough cough* "You cannot defeat me!" *cough* "I'm invincib*cough* and all-powerf*cough*... I'll give you one last chance to surren*cough cough cough*"

"I'll give you the Croise Crossbow for a fair price of 200 gold. Its quite a powerful weapon!" "Tempting offer, but the witch talisman has no use for me, since I'm not a witch. I might accept an offer in gold for the Wave Sword, though!"

"Hey guys, I still have these things up for sale (or trade):" Armor of the Draugr (max health +2) Wave Sword (WP:11, cursed effect) Croise Crossbow (WP:11) "I don't want them to go to waste!"