Flare

"A grand potion will be wasted on you, you don't have enough health, so I'll give you a potion. I feel bad since that isn't very much, so I'll give you one of my own personal venoms so you can have something else for your next battle " Benji hands a potion and a venom to Alexander.

Shush you

If Erdy doesn't respond soon, then I will roll with her stated choice of attack and she'll have to use her scroll of weakening later.

Benji hears Cinna walk over, and smiles. After listening to her brief request, Benji responds: "Well hey, Cinna. If you'd like those High Heels then please feel free to have them, obviously I can't use them Well I hope its obvious... " Benji gives the High Heels to Cinna. Also, I'd like to equip the demonic scissors, if its possible. Thanks.

Benji is thoroughly confused on how to split up all the loot. He looks it over and speaks the heroes: "OK guys there is a bit of loot I have on my hands here, and it will be impossible to give it out fairly. Some of the items have already been "claimed", and some by multiple people, so in general I will give the items to the first person who asks for it." "Here is a list of the items I have to distrubute and who has asked for the items: Fafnir - Guts Sylph Shuriken - Mizuki Titanic Axe - Erik Demonic Scissors - Benji, Raven Pauldrons - Sarick, William Grand Potion Pot Torch - Nerwen "Guts asked for Fafnir, Mizuki asked for the Shruiken, and Erik asked for the Titanic axe, that all sounds fine to me. Raven, I asked for the scissors first, is it OK if I take them? You will be getting loot from your own sub-party, anyways. So I'll give the scissors to myself. Nerwen, you asked for the torch and you can have it. Thank you for your help in healing everyone!" Guts - Fafnir Mizuki - Sylph Shuriken Erik - Titanic Axe Benji - Demonic Scissors Nerwen - Torch "Sarick and William, you both want the pauldrons - can you please decide which one of you gets them? Thank you. Sarick did ask first but neither of you can actually use them right now, in any case." Remaining: Grand Potion, Potion, and Horned Hats Who wants the Horned Hats, and the potion and grand potion? Also...If anyone has more than two weapons, would they be willing to give one of their extra weapons to our lower-leveled friends?

Please don't get rid of Preztel

Please note that the spoils from the southern assault will be split up by me (not right now later today) so if you have any requests then please direct them to me.

Who gets to divide up the spoils from the Southern Assault, me, or Namyrra? Either way, "I'd like those demonic scissors. They will be perfect for my new role as an assassin "

If thats the case then Thalion does nothing.

Battle Round One: Eric takes smelling salts *hastened* Eric takes mead *encouraged* Erdathcath vs. Ricky - Hit Pretzel vs. Malbert - Critical Hit Despite Pretzel's advice, Eric decides to keep on drinking and as a result of that becomes hastened and encouraged (perhaps a tad bit woozy as well). Despite the fact that Ricky is lucky, Erdathcath manages to hit him causing 27 damage. Pretzel hops onto his cross and smacks Malbert in the face, causing 21 damage. Enemies: Ricky Riding the Archer *lucky (causes jinxed effect to whoever targets him)* Level 28 Humanoid Health: 774/801 Special: Absolutely Stunning - Target is hit with 10 damage and is stunned. Drops: Satchel of Awesomeness (bodywear, causes lucky effect), 42 gold Note: Ricky Riding fights from the back row, so all non-ranged attacks will do half damage to him, while his attacks do full damage to heroes in back row. Malbert the Mage Level 24 Humanoid Health: 646/667 Special: Stone Soup - You've pissed off gramps and he's giving you a taste of his medicine! Target is petrified. Drops: Staff of Malbert (WP:10, Light-Elemental), Deadly Poison x2 Party: Eric, Level 21 Raider *party leader* *hastened* *encouraged* Power: 34 68 Health: 39/39 Gold: 1072 Equipment: Godricsleif (WP: 13; Ice-elemental; Darkness-elemental), Sticky Gloves (+50% income from Mugging), Boots of Evasion (Wearer takes half damage in front row) Inventory: Drengazuli Grom'az (WP:6; Twin Axe Attacks two enemies in one turn, Lightning-elemental); 2x Diseased Silverfish Wings (WP:8 + Cursed throwing dagger); 6x Silverfish Wings (WP:8 throwing dagger); Fire bomb; Lightning bomb; Venom; Mead (10x); Grand Potion (13x); Smelling Salts (5x); Garnet; Scroll of Sleep Monk Pretzel, Level 11.5 Cleric Power: 16 Defense: 5 Health: 21/21 Ether: 19/19 Gold: 101 Equipment: Cross (Nimbus Broomstick; Ranged; WP: 5), Tricorn (Artifact; SP:3), Ethereal Cloak (Artifact; SP:2, Max Ether +4) Inventory: Grand Potion (2), Potion (2), Tonic, Grand Tonic (2), Remedy (3), Soma, Phoenix Essence, Smoke Bomb, Holy Bomb, Commerz Cannonball, Scroll of Sealing, Shovel, Bedroll, Magnifying Glass Erdathcath Madilinas, Level 17 Druid Power: 27 Health: 32/32 Ether: 20/20 Gold: 310 Equipment: Tritech Handcannon (WP:10), Helmet (+1 max. health), Snake Eye Charm (protects from petrify) Inventory: Longbow (WP:7), Quick bow (WP: 6, Suitable to rangers, provides hastened effect for one round each battle), 6 Potions, 2 Grand Potions, 3 Mead, 2 Smelling Salts, 1 Nostrums, 12 Venoms, Deadly Venom, 2 Floral Bombs, 2 Ice Bombs, 2 Lightning Bombs, 2 Fire Bombs, 3 Smoke Bombs, 2 Water Bombs, 2 Holy Bomb, Bone, skeleton decoy, Bedroll, Shovel, Pickaxe, Telescope, Saber teeth, Scroll of Weakening, Ruby, The Piece of Dirt That Changed The Universe Party leader please post battle order. Party members please post your actions. If one of the enemies is not targeted then a free hit will occur. If you would like to auto-roll the rounds as long as things don't go bad then please let me know!

Maybe you should drink them in opposite order?

:roflmao: Well said!

The artefacts rule sounds great, especially because it will allow me to use an extra artefact

"Sorry, mate!"

"Digging in OUR HOLY GROUND!?!?!! This is the last straw! Prepare to die foolish warriors!" PREPARE FOR BATTLE! Enemies: Ricky Riding the Archer *lucky (causes jinxed effect to whoever targets him)* Level 28 Humanoid Health: 801/801 Special: Absolutely Stunning - Target is hit with 10 damage and is stunned. Drops: Satchel of Awesomeness (bodywear, causes lucky effect), 42 gold Note: Ricky Riding fights from the back row, so all non-ranged attacks will do half damage to him, while his attacks do full damage to heroes in back row. Malbert the Mage Level 24 Humanoid Health: 667/667 Special: Stone Soup - You've pissed off gramps and he's giving you a taste of his medicine! Target is petrified. Drops: Staff of Malbert (WP:10, Light-Elemental), Deadly Venom x2 Party: Eric, Level 21 Raider *party leader* Power: 34 Health: 39/39 Gold: 1072 Equipment: Godricsleif (WP: 13; Ice-elemental; Darkness-elemental), Sticky Gloves (+50% income from Mugging), Boots of Evasion (Wearer takes half damage in front row) Inventory: Drengazuli Grom'az (WP:6; Twin Axe Attacks two enemies in one turn, Lightning-elemental); 2x Diseased Silverfish Wings (WP:8 + Cursed throwing dagger); 6x Silverfish Wings (WP:8 throwing dagger); Fire bomb; Lightning bomb; Venom; Mead (10x); Grand Potion (13x); Smelling Salts (5x); Garnet; Scroll of Sleep Monk Pretzel, Level 11.5 Cleric Power: 16 Defense: 5 Health: 21/21 Ether: 19/19 Gold: 101 Equipment: Cross (Nimbus Broomstick; Ranged; WP: 5), Tricorn (Artifact; SP:3), Ethereal Cloak (Artifact; SP:2, Max Ether +4) Inventory: Grand Potion (2), Potion (2), Tonic, Grand Tonic (2), Remedy (3), Soma, Phoenix Essence, Smoke Bomb, Holy Bomb, Commerz Cannonball, Scroll of Sealing, Shovel, Bedroll, Magnifying Glass Erdathcath Madilinas, Level 17 Druid Power: 27 Health: 32/32 Ether: 20/20 Gold: 310 Equipment: Tritech Handcannon (WP:10), Helmet (+1 max. health), Snake Eye Charm (protects from petrify) Inventory: Longbow (WP:7), Quick bow (WP: 6, Suitable to rangers, provides hastened effect for one round each battle), 6 Potions, 2 Grand Potions, 3 Mead, 2 Smelling Salts, 1 Nostrums, 12 Venoms, Deadly Venom, 2 Floral Bombs, 2 Ice Bombs, 2 Lightning Bombs, 2 Fire Bombs, 3 Smoke Bombs, 2 Water Bombs, 2 Holy Bomb, Bone, skeleton decoy, Bedroll, Shovel, Pickaxe, Telescope, Saber teeth, Scroll of Weakening, Ruby, The Piece of Dirt That Changed The Universe Party leader please post battle order. Party members please post your actions. Sorry for changing the stuff so often, but you guys haven't posted yet

Updated Battle Order: (South) Pizarro Magellan Cortes Columbus Hybros Hybros Benji Guts Namyrra Cinna De'kra Sarick Sarick Nerwen Erik Mizuki Dreyrugr Thalion Alexander William Raven

"Are we going to just stand around arguing or should we just get on with the battle? I mean how else do you expect to gain experience if Flare doesn't throw in random battles with insane people every other day." "He's not my grandchild. And spitting on our holy ground is unacceptable, young fellow!" The old man coughs twice and begins to drone... "This land is the land of my fathers, my grandfathers, and other people who I don't care about. No one shall spit on our holy soil and expect to pass through without apologizing... did you know..." "No one wants to hear a lecture old man!"

Same battle order. Benji continues his attack on Nothus. Pizarro bombards Boreal with a fire bomb.

"If you smelly warriors really think that I'm going to let you tramp all the way through my ancestral homeland then you must be mistaken! Right, gramps?" *mumbling* "Um, well, you know Riding you don't have be so -" "Thats right gramps, tell 'em! They're not getting past us!"

The heroes continue to travel on the path. Nothing interesting happens besides a couple of rabbits that stared at Eric passing by. By the afternoon they see a couple figure on the path in the distance, walking towards them. Half an hour late they meet. "Go away! Get lost! Go back to where you came from, foul trespassers!"

Thanks, fixed.

No, I don't think so, I'm still technically the party leader for the south battle... I think that this is everyone: Battle Order: (South) Pizarro Magellan Cortes Columbus Hybros Hybros Benji Guts Namyrra Cinna Erik Sarick Sarick Mizuki Nerwen Dreyrugr Thalion Alexander William Raven

Benji and Pizarro both attack Nothus from the back row. As for the battle order, I'm confused to which people we have with us now...?

Updated Battle Order: (South) Pizarro Magellan Benji Guts Sarick Sarick Mizuki Alexander

Erdathcath wildly swings her telescopes in every direction except the one from which she came from. She notices a few things. One, the path which she is going to take. Secondly, a few travelers on the path which she will take. She sees in the distance the valley of the demon-frogs, and a cave nearby it. She also sees in the distance (in a different direction from the path) a small hut and a burning fire. Besides that, she only sees the normal peeing rabbits and the same landscape.