Lord Arjay

No you are in possesion of Arjock now. Get it right. Anyway bring it on. Oh really well I'll just have to prove it to you when I finally get around to killing you...

I'd just like to point out that on the Classic Pirates Blog you have a post titled with: ToR: Deadline for sign-ups: June, 29th wheras later on in the same post: The last day to do that is june, 28th Trust a bluecoat to make such a silly mistake. Actually this reminds me that I am yet to sign up. Would it matter if I did not finally chose a side until I do my actual entry?

Oh whoops. When I said later I meant tommorow, but I forgot to show you my comic tommorow, which is now yesterday, so I really meant in two days time, except I didn't and I nearly fogot today aswell, which would've been yesterday tommorow, so here is a short two day late (except it's only one day late) comic all about LALALP. LALALP? Heh funny title. More about what Blackmoor will do next next time! Enjoy! Hey I say that! EDIT: Hmm I see some people are mocking me. I do not carry disease! Probably, after all that time with Croissant I have no idea. As for the doubt about me being a lord. I am a lord! Who else would be able to set up a charity program such as LALALP? Oh and I shall get back to attacking the redcoats soon aswell!

Yes definetaly. You see it slowly seeped into my thoughts and now lego... oh. You meant physical injuries. No.

YES! Many thanks for allowing me to play, I can't wait to start.

Yes great entry. Proving that redcoat plans always back-fire. Hah! Yuck he smells as bad as Croissant now. Good thing there is another even better lord in the redcoat army. That was our back-up.

My congratulations, this is a very nice creation. Yes the attention to detail is good and you've created quite a crowded port that is displayed in the film. On the topic of the redcoat down the well... Ahem well we'll end it there. I wasn't finished though! Exactly.

Give me a medal. NOW! Anyway good episode though the dalek begging for mercy was a bit out of character. Nice that they left Mr Big Bad a mystery even if I was hoping for some sort of clue. Yay Rory got to stay! So egyptian god on the oriental express in space for christmas. Maybe post in more depth later.

Pfft. Only those three? Every contestant is charectorized in the UK version. Sometimes they include storys such as "The legend of the headband wearers named Dan" or the rivalry between "Sunbed Johnny and his Brother" or the re-appearances of some of the contestants. There is no Canada version. Yet. You're watching the US version. In which they don't have the comic noises of the UK.

What? Well our version has jokes as well... such as...*watches a few seconds from total wipeout*..Oh yeah they called someone a hobbit! Actually that was bad. Well the UK version doesn't really rely on jokes, I'm not sure about Wipeout but Total Wipeout instead uses characterization of the contestants such as hobbit or "The one and Only Emma" or "Woo-Hoo Wu" and honestly comic noises adds more than jokes could ever do *boing*.

Uh-Oh. It seems this is becoming some sort of arguement! SHOCK! Your wrong aswell, this is a happy tie: Anyway to stop this from going off-topic what did you think of my points on the differances between UK & US versions?

Oh I missed this. Sorry. Anyway on the point about the set. Personally I don't mind, for now the story is focused on that part and if the plot is good then it smooths other everything else. If it leaves me pondering what could happen next then either 1) Your story is great or 2) I have a severe lack of things to think about. Looking forward to the next one!

Wow amazing! I have to say I haven't been paying as much attention to the wonderful entries as I should but this one really stood out to me. It wasn't the scale of it but the attention to detail which made this one a winner in my eyes. For example I love the way you used the droid arms as arches above the windows. The usage of this part is also an excellant example. Even a little thing like that adds so much more to your MOC. Also of note are the parts you use just above the previous point. Though I can't figure out what you used on that bit. So yeah a great entry ACPin and no faults at all from me. Good Luck!

Hate is such a strong word. Anyway the main differance isn't the actual obstacle course but more the editing of the footage. On all the episodes I've watched there hasn't been one bit of comedy soundtrack. Example: US Version: Man is hit by succer-punch. Two presenters make a joke about him being dumped. Or something. UK Version: Man is hit by succer-punch accompanied by comic sound stolen from looney tunes. Richard Hammond laughs at man. I've not watched many of the US shows so my opinion may be biased. Oh and Joey that made me laugh.

Thanks! You know I was extremely close to re-doing my last comic and adding in Joey, but I decided against it. Now to Croissant... Bahahahaha! Shut Up! No really I love your comic, the conveyor belt of doom is a nice idea. Though if you think this will go un-challanged you've thought wrong. Before that though I'll get that Blackmoor who's been hanging around Come Die with Me Island since the "Croissant" incident. Later.

Yes you can. At this very moment steam is coming out of my ears and my eyebrows cannot get any more v-shaped. As for your punishment that would be ridiculous as we would simply slaughter you, then slaughter ourselves. Yay another great comic Commodore. So that's where the monkey thing comes in. I'm angry I wasn't invited. So I took my rage out on Croissant. Again. Just a short one this time as there was really nothing left to add: Enjoy!

Easy. You could simply edit it out and replace it with something like: "Oh green Arjay, you are by far superior to my humble self. Would you alow me to stab myself in your gaze?" To which I would reply: "Yes" Anyway I don't need to shout over my alter-ego silly. He gets today to post his silly revenge comics and argue with everyone and tommorow we shall go back to me vs red me. Simple. Yes. It's also an excuse because there is no comics by us ready for today. Now we're tired of this pointless chattering so don't bother trying to retaliate.

Take that back! But if you wish me to use other methods then I shall do so.. You know I wish you would stop this stupid fight and back down. I've done nothing all day. Me neither. Shut Up! Can't you see that I'm in the middle of something? I'll get back to you two later.

No. If you want to back down then feel free to as there isn't really anything left to argue about.

I hate that commercial. You insulted the insult by using his literary skills. They're maniacs for a reason. I do not think "Britian is the best" no. I don't think "Britian is the worst" either. I just don't appreciate the fact that you hammer me about not knowing anything about Britian when I live there. That's reasonable isn't it? Actually don't answer that. Was it ncessary? No but neither was this arguement about it. I'm sure you could continue argueing about this until you win aswell. Sure you don't want to just call it a day and stop it here?

I merely pointed out that you insulted his literary skill when you yourself have made plenty of mistakes. That doesn't make any sense. Hiring maniacs is not a good thing. They shut people like you up as well. I know exactly what that joke means. I also know that British folk do not drink tea, I was being sarcastic. Stop prattling on about England and Britian. I live in Britian! I know that you're patriotic but there is no need to yak on about it every second. If you care so much about that darn fiction word then ignore it! It's not as though it makes any differance to my sentance. How is that contradicting? It's obvious that you've made mistakes but there was no point in going over your entire post to find them and then typing them all out. Would that have been necessary? No. I did it twice to make that point (which I did not need microsoft to know that you do not use a capital every second thank you very much) and then repeated it a twice throughout the rest of my post. There is no need to overblow everything. I can't even be bothered to colour this bit so lets just say it was all in green OK.

I see the way this is turning. I've always thought that words were the weapons of the weak and cowardly, though I suppose all of you fit into that category. Can't argue about the Commodore yet you promote an incapable fool to p*** people off? If I said that an ape would never make a good Lieutenant would you idiots do that merely to prove me wrong. Oh, I forgot you already have judging by his table manners and to be honest your response to that does nothing to improve the Redcoat image. Grammar now: Capital J does not go after a comma, you simply use a normal j. No need for upper-case. "his been promoted" Wrong! He has been promoted would have been more appropriate and if you wanted to shorten it "he's been promoted" would have suffice. Aside from you insulting the (admittedly incorrect) literary skills next to another sentence from you with bad grammar, there is not a whole lot here I can disagree with. Though I'm pretty sure you can fry crabs though I am in no ways an expert on this so I'll go with you. "can't play worth anything" No it does not make sense. Though Claudius Rome is a bad loser and is probably worth less than nothing. "NewRight the nitwit" That is an un-based accusation. Though in all fairness there isn't anything Dan could use as an insult, you could have at least called him NewWrong though. Admiral Ron: "couldn't see his own ship if it was in front of him." Oh yeah and Admiral Ron? More like Admiral Wrong. Of course Stabbin can stab a man, anyone can, except maybe Dan! Who cares what the M stands for?! All we need to know is that you've admitted that Redcoats hire maniacs (with a M) to fight the war for them. Genaro is more generic than the classic smiley head. How is Dave the Pirate" the least boring name in the world? I doubt that people would remember Blackbeard quite as much if he was called "Edward the Pirate". You've also displayed bad grammar again. Well apparently FatYankee's fat so I doubt he would be able to fly even with Redbull wings. I would'nt be afraid. The name "Woodhouse just proves how stuck in the past redcoats are. We build housing with bricks, not wood so no matter how nice wood smells he's only portrade how primitive he really is. Though if he named himself Brickhouse then that would offer up more possible insults than his current name so I don't blame him. Eskallon definitely does have a beard though I find it hard to imagine anyone liking that. I mean it covers his mouth for gods' sake! He probably has all sorts of crumbs in it and it’s most likely tangled as well. Besides some people don't need a beard to display their masculinity. Ninjas are cowards. The fact that you do not care that you have a spy in your ranks is quite disturbing. funkybrick isn't funky, unless you're talking about the smell that comes from him. T is for traitor idiot. I don't blame him for not wanting to join the bluecoats though, when they have a Captain such as: Captain Blue Hair: Who is a fine example of a coward hiding behind his silly titles. He also uses hair dye. But I digress; at least you haven’t gone to your fictional woman’s mansion in any of your answers. For that I applaud you. *Sigh* I take back my previous statement about applauding you. Foolery is a fool and I couldn't care less about his personal affairs. Even if you do. "tchuk-norst" Never seen him so I can only assume he is one of those many ghosts in the redcoat army. I find it ironic that you insult Dans' fashion sense when you wear the same costume. Odd how you apparently have stared at Artris' legs. Anyway at this point Dans' insults appear to lose any sense of purpose at all no wait there are some there that Joeys mind cannot understand! Oh joy. Capt penguin obviously likes penguins. Need I say more? "mcfarlandman" Is farlandman the whole name? Or is it "farl and a man"? Not that I care as this person seems to be another ghost. Idiot. Jan sued and lost. Geddit? Obviously good wordplay is wasted on you. You employ lions to lead your troops into battle. OK. TGWTB lied about Eskallon. Read back a while. I am civilised and if table manners mean nothing to you then I can't begin to understand why you think that is a good thing. You've also made more grammatical mistakes but I cannot be bothered pointing them out to you. Eh? I find it surprising that Dan could not think of anything else with a name like Pyramid as well. ThisDarkness is in the dark about everything. I'm not going to lower myself and reply to that. Do you care about being english or british? Would you like some tea? Actually I agree there aswell. Oh and you lost any hope of redemption there. It seems you have not bothered with Redwater as he is truly beyond hope. What accomplishments? Maybe you're confused with your failures. All that has happened is that Joey defended most Redcoats with his irrelevant sentences. You can't win a war by talking at the enemy! EDIT: Forgot to add a few things. First please do not take this personally and second I am well aware that there are many mistakes in this post. I thought that I had used the fixed version. I'll get right on that. Joeys grammar is still bad though.

Well he slapped me with a concrete croissant and he... er no idea. Although you haven't done anything to me either and you're up next. Who are you, Houdini? And I actually haven't tried that as I am never in a situation where I need to escape. I'm never captured in the first place. You seem to have forgoten the fine line between fantasy and reality aswell. But if you insist I suppose I'll have to defeat you again. Hmm seems I'm the only one with nothing left to do. I suppose I could go after Croissant again. Yeah I think I will do that, just need to figure out who to make him suffer more.

Actually yes. I find all those who succumbed to your pityful attempts now have a new title: Captain Bluehair is a Pest, Captain Blue Hair needs to change his pants, Captain Blue Hair sometimes loses his head. They are great. Oh and another brilliant comic Commodore, the force lightning bit had me laughing for a while!

Thanks for the comments. If you are still not dead then I must kill you again! Bwahaha! Golden Croissant? Sound like something out of the Indiana Jones movies. "Indiana Jones and the Golden Croissant of Doom" Actually that gives me an idea....