CorneliusMurdock

Hello Mage Chesterine! This is Cronk and Cronk's friends. Party would like to borrow Mage Chesterine's keys please. Party like to go rescue rest of mages.

Well, I've been in your first Asylum (win), The Forest (win), Belville (loss), and last but not least Baritones 3 (Kaboom!). I belong in an Asylum because... well, there's free room and board. And you get free electric shocks! Plus it was so pleasant last time.

Thanks for trying, Fangy. It's actually comforting to know that the one person I confided in tried to protect me. Too bad you didn't have any antidote for grenades.

Party did check sun room. Cronk think maybe party try front and back door as well. If Mage Chesterine had key, maybe Mage Chesterine went out?

Or Kaboominator has learned how to play fetch. Kaboominator says, "I have retrieved your apple, Master Nika." Nika says, "" and Kaboominator lives up to its name.

I thought it was a grenade... Or some kind of exploding apple.

Hear that? World's smallest violin. Playing just for you. And Hinck, I'm not complaining. Except about the Kaboominator. Was a robot too much to ask for a dead fire-woman walking? I think I did my best and if that means blowing myself up for no apparent reason, so be it.

By throwing grenades at the scum of course... oh, wait.

Cronk puzzled. Cronk thought party search everywhere but master bedroom. Is there somewhere party missed? Maybe party should make sure the maid in servant's quarters is really maid and not missing Mage Chesterine? Or is there somewhere outside the main building on grounds that party can search? (Edit: "fixed" pronoun)

Cronk will follow Mage Nyx's advice and apply venom to Cronk's sword. Cronk not sure what will be in bedroom but Cronk think fight will be tough.

Well, I feel like an idiot. I thought there might've at least been a chance the grenade would have worked. Would've been a different game if Draggy was the one in little pieces instead of me. In my defense, I knew there was a chance it was rigged no matter what Hinck said. But Shadows died the night I got the grenade and I figured there was a chance it was from him and legit. And I had to try it. I was 80% sure Draggy was scum and thought if I could take him out that it would really help us.

Obviously Polina knows the Toledo Zoo has penguins too. And the contestants have something in common with them. "The African penguin is also known as the Jackass penguin because of the braying, donkey-like sound it makes." Oddly enough they do live on beaches. Cue "The More You Know" theme.

Cronk not know what ablutions mean but Cronk may stay behind to empty tiny orc bladder if opportunity arises. Cronk learn long ago never to pass up potty. Cronk will bash Yellow Toad from front row.

Cronk know where baby come from. When mommy orc and daddy orc have lot of love, parent orcs give young Cronk money to see local jousting tourney and many month later, Cronk little brother born. Cronk suspects is noisy. Lots of things broken when young Cronk gets back from tourney. Cronk ask nanny what favorite colors children have or if children have favorite toy party can tempt children to get in right bed with.

I'm going out of town shortly and won't be back till Monday evening. I hope to check in at least once a day but it depends on how stingy the friend I'm staying with is with his internet. If Cronk is holding things up with the quest, Pandora can choose what he bashes.

Awesome! I was hoping for the original characters when I clicked the topic and boy did you deliver. Perfect representations of all the characters from their wonderfully designed heads to their stunningly worked out feet. :thumbup:

Being one of the few to actually remember Kyle Katarn makes me feel a little old. The Jedi Knight games were awesome so I'm surprised not more people have played them. Anyway, great job on both these ships. Especially the Raven's Claw. That's the one I'm most familiar with and it looks instantly recognizable. But they're both very accurate for such a small size. I still say if Lego made a minifig scale Raven's Claw, I'd snap it up no matter the cost. (Or an Ebon Hawk, but that's another story.)

Cronk not sure if Cronk insured. Where Cleric Sylph suggest Cronk take out such a policy? Cronk could use good dental plan, too. Cronk want to hurry and save children. If only hallway were shorter. If some evil is trying to hurt children, Cronk will bash it!

Purple light must be coming from master bedroom but Cronk torn. Should party investigate light or make sure children okay in nursery?

Since it look like party will go through foyer when party go upstairs anyway, Cronk think party should check sun room really quickly.

Cronk think Guest Room good idea. Though party should not forget sun room before moving upstairs.

Cronk think that only work if someone in party brought measuring cup.

Hooray! Evil bashed!

Cronk think Mage Namyrra have good plan. If mages can do double damage to each enemy, the rest of party clean up what left. Fight go faster and party can have more resources for fights in future.

Cronk will bash Evil Turkey A from front row. Finally Cronk get to bash something that literally evil!