CorneliusMurdock

Is there some other game you'd like to play, Pelly? You just point one out. I bet you're a natural at charades.

What's the time-stamp on the reciept? I'd like to search around the fountain for any liquor bottles.

If evil doesn't exist, what will Cronk bash? Seriously, though, a major point of characterization is that no one believes themselves to be evil (unless they're seriously deranged). Just about every good fictional villain in existence has reasons for doing evil things that are perfectly justified to themselves. It's all about motivation. Doesn't matter what race you choose to play. If your character has no reason to do evil things, they're not evil.

Well, that was unexpected. Does anyone know what the Chief was up to tonight? Maybe this was related to an investigation. What makes you so sure it was homicide, Doctor Barker?

Is your name Pelly? Really, is it? I'm not good with names.

Hey Pelly! Want to play Candyland? I'll let you have a free pass out of Molasses Swamp.

Hey, who turned out the lights? I hadn't even gotten to Gum Drop Mountain, yet...

Aren't you dead, yet? Can't a man enjoy a children's board game in peace? And no, Beast, you can't play.

Sorry Lumpy. The sarcasm button on my space suit must be stuck or something. Tell you what, if you play Candyland with me I'll let you be the little red guy.

I have the perfect name for your well-thought out plan: "Common Sense". Anyone know if Thomas Paine patented that name? I'd hate to get sued.

It was already mentioned that any meds being used by anyone lynched or killed wouldn't be available the next day. The beast will take his testicles with him. So.... Candyland, anyone? Or can someone else think of something more worthwhile to discuss?

I'll keep my wording simple this time for your benefit. If you play with god, I don't like your chances in the afterlife either. I would say it was nice knowing you, but I was brought up (by clowns incidentally) not to lie.

Mr. Beast, I have met many crazies in my time here, but you, sir, take the cake for being the nuttiest nutjob of all time.

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I'll just put that failure down to the educational system and move on. Anyway, as much as we'll all miss your testicles, I think letting a neutral live (now that the scum know who he is) is too dangerous. My vote is gonna stand.

No I said it right. You heard it wrong. Let me make it clearer: "I had even thought about unvoting you on the off chance that [i was proved wrong and you did survive the night]."

No I said I thought about unvoting you to give you the chance to survive the night. Open you ears. Practice listening.

You are a neutral. Why should a townie ever waste protection on you? I don't know what you're win condition is but it sure as moon hell isn't the same as that of us townies. I had even thought about unvoting you on the off chance that I was proved wrong and you did survive the night. Now I don't know.

No one can be 100% sure of anything in this game. Even if we have a protector, they have to: Believe you Not be blocked Not be killed themselves before they protect you Not have a better target that may actually be more useful to the town than you (You're not playing this alone, you know. Other people may have ideas that are different than yours as to how best to use their ability.) Have you also considered what happens if the scum take a medicine that has one of the town roles in it? There are, by Bloodbrick's own admission, five scum. Any one of them could have taken the medicine in which a protector role was hidden. I'm far from certain a protector would be able to save you.

Well, that's it then. I obviously have to trust you now. You realize that even if we were to believe you and all unvote, that you're a dead man? The scum now know that your medicine has a beneficial town role and that if you die, it's lost forever. That's if you're telling the truth of course.

Even ground? No, you can bet your shiny pink hair that the scum will strike tonight. And when no one comes forward with solid evidence from night-time wanderings all we'll be is down at least one townie and no further along than we are now. At least we'll have some context to put a vote in with a conviction. We'll know whether the lynched is scum or town. Even if that's not very much to go on, it's better than nothing.

So let me get this straight, Mr. Beast. You're mad at Bell for ruining your asinine plan of everyone not voting today? If you honestly think that everyone in this asylum would have agreed to just not vote at all, you're nuttier than moon squirrel poop. Of course, you're in here with the rest of us so that's probably true. As for your big mystery, I don't see how you telling us all in public what they do will help us. If you're telling the truth and they are powerful medicine, there will be a mad rush to get them tomorrow by both scum and town. And who knows which side will be successful.

You're entitled to your opinion, Tammo. I'm not saying everyone should just blindly jump on board with me. Think about it. Make sure you agree and then check the amount of oxygen left in your air tanks. It may be a long trip.

I agree with Kelly. We have to vote. The alternative is waiting around and hoping that either someone will slip up or someone will come forward with information that will nail these moon weasels hiding among us. And hope is one thing that is not here in this accursed place. I'll get this rolling. Vote: Carl "Black Beast" Pie (CallMePie) You're a mean one Mr. Beast. Your insistence on not voting has alarm bells ringing. I can always unvote later, but we'll see if I have to.

You don't have to be all that old. TV Land used to air them as "Retromercials". That's a classic, right after the Jiffy-Pop one with the genie. "Dried bull testicle, a magic treat. As much fun to make as it is to eat."