Duvors

Look, it may no interest you, but there are people it does interest, so stop spoiling it for them.

(OOC; I take it Sandy does not feel like responding to me at the moment.)

So just wait until the main storyline is finished, you don't have anything planned after that do you? To tell the truth I have no idea how he managed to make the accent over the o.

Throlar instantly drained his cup to the bottom, enjoying every drop of it. Bowing to the emperor he said, "My name is Throlar Wineghilm your majesty, and may I compliment you on the originality of having a casino for a palace? I've never encountered such a thing before!" He wisely did not add that he thought that the design was architecturally unsound and that the color choices only made the place even more of an eyesore.

erlō That was written by a cat walking across my keyboard, and I like it.

Creepy. If you had read Darths and Droids you would have known to make allowances for this sort of thing. Battra! Sorry, couldn't resist. By the way, it's interesting that you changed the big bad from something you have a fear of to something I have a fear of. You haven't seen some of the ideas I've had then. What on earth is a Dullahan?

"You misunderstood my words captain, I said, quite plainly, that the murder was carried out by one Detraehc Loc. She appeared out of nowhere and killed Grimelda just as she was about to serve us our drinks, Loc then told us her name (which is how I know it by the way) and said that Grimelda had been trying to poison us! Loc also said that she was one of the Red Assassins and that Grimelda used to be one herself before defecting to the Wolfgang, a group who is currently trying to get at me and the men I came with for reasons that I cannot explain in public. At that point an inebriated dwarf who was in the tavern at the time, I think his name was Hodurr, charged out the door to fetch the guards, he can corroborate everything I've said up to now, if you can find him that is. Loc then said that we had to hide Grimelda's corpse, and although the rest of my companions trusted her I didn't, and I subsequently called for the guards, I'd have run but the people with me were barring the way, this attracted the notice of two persons, a giant green hybrid called Orokai and a female pongcanis named Warlbartan, they had been traveling with us when we entered the city but had not entered the tavern with us, Warlbartan entered but Orokai was too big, I think I told him to wait around the back for some reason. Anyhow our leader, a necromancer named Althor told another member of the party, a dark-skinned mage called Nur, to search the body then take it out back and burn it, Loc said something about that not working and a large barrel in the room being the only place where they could hide the body in time. Then..." Throlar sighed, "Your majesty, Nur carried out the first part of his orders and found a letter that proved Loc's story but the idiot mistook it's meaning and managed to convince Loc that we where allied to the Wolfgang, fool. Loc swiftly fled the scene, and I quickly searched behind the counter and found this." Throlar held up the Sedative so everyone could see it. "Before she had fled Loc said she had seen Grimelda add this to our drinks before bringing them to us, but she was mistaken as to it's purpose, as this is clearly marked as a Sedative. At this point the last two of my companions, a norseman called Eric and a man who called himself 'Sargent' McEncy, decided to scapegoat me. After stuffing the body into the barrel they started saying that I had done it, at that point I left, getting out of the door before anyone could stop me, in retrospect I ought to have done that as soon as I first met them. Now can I please have a drink?"

I swear, where the heck to all these 'bagpipes sour terrible' jokes come from? Have you even heard bagpipes being played? Because I have and I like them! Aside from that I like this very much.

"Right, may I ask what we're waiting for then? You don't need my permission to take me to your superior." (OOC; )

The Houses already have classes the are there specifically for them, I don't think we need another class that is essentially pointless.And who wants their second character in the same quest as their first anyway?

That lot in prison? don't be ridiculous, they'll probably blow the prison to kingdom come five minutes after they throw them in.

I got to blow my mouth off, yaaaaay!

"Wheeell, me and the guys I came in with decided to get a drink here, and we'd placed our orders and the proprietress was about to give them to us when some crazy assassin came out of nowhere and killed her, then she told us that the proprietress was trying to poison us because she was in league with a organization we're trying to defeat (don't ask), a drunk dwarf who was in there with us when out for the guards, that brought in a poncanae companion of ours who was waiting outside, another friend of ours, a giant orc-hobgoblin-gremlin-ogre mix, was also waiting outside, but he was too big to get in so I told him to wait 'round the back, and the assassin, her name was something like Detraehc Loc, told us to hide the body, most of my companions went along with her but I didn't trust her so I called for the guards, then one of my companions, the dark skinned mage (his name is Nur by the way), searched the body and found a letter on it which proved the Loc's story, he also took the chance to 'feel' the corpse, the dammed pervert, and the idiot misinterpreted it and managed to convince Loc that we were with the Wolfgang (that's the organization I mentioned earlier) so she vanished in a puff of smoke, I found this behind the bar," he said holding up the Sedative for examination, "it's what the proprietress tried to slip us in our drinks, but it isn't poison, it's some kind of sedative. Well anyway, two of my companions, a norse and a drunkard in a tricorn, decided to make me the scapegoat, so the drunk told the poncanae to go and tell you lot that I had done the murder (she didn't, good on her), and the norse stuffed the corpse into the barrel, hacking it apart in the process I might add, and when I pointed out that they couldn't say I put the corpse into the barrel because I couldn't reach the drunk shoved it over, at that point I got disgusted with them and came out here, they're probably making an escape through the back door now, the hybrid green giant (his name is Orokai) and the poncanae (her name is Warlbartan) are innocent of anything, the rest are guilty of everything I've told you they're guilty of and are probably pathological liars, so don't trust them. I wouldn't travel with them by choice but I didn't have one, now can I please have a bloody drink?"

Nope, that's not it. If it was then Titaan would soon be in very big trouble, wars and whatnot.

"I was asking you to do things, not telling, there's a difference, I don't want your respect, I want you to shut up and get the hell out of my life, not that that's possible, and I think you don't understand that a hypocrite is someone who finds fault with others while ignoring those same faults themselves, I personally admit to being an arrogant, brash, self-centered little idiot, so that makes you the hypocrites here, also..."Throlar made for the exit. "... I don't give a damn what the hell any of you think of me, goodbye!" (OOC: Sandy, can we please assume that Throlar pocketed the Sedative?)

"Seriously?"

Throlar slapped Sarge and Eric, twice, each."Will you please prove yourself intelligent? Orokai can't hear you and Warbartan is in here with us, if I had done anything you would have said that ages ago, and I most certainly wouldn't have called the guards, also, they both saw the assassin and I daresay they realized what really happened instantly, and I'm to small to get anything into that barrel anyway, so sober up and start trying to think up a story that'll make sense, and if you can't do that, shut up, also, if weren't burning the place to the ground the bet thing to do is get her back out of the barrel and say that we thought the assassin was lying and chased her off, we don't have time to clan up this mess so the best thing ought to be to tell a half-truth. Where the hell is the guard anyway, they should be here by now, unless they're all drunk, in which case we can just leave now."

Throlar isn't really the kind of person to be polite to people he doesn't like, I'm kind of wondering how he got to be an ambassador in the first place.

I never said he was sane.

I like how Throlar is smarter than everyone else in the party.

"Well, the assassin was almost right, nice going scaring her off by the way, there is something here, but it isn't poison, it's some kind of knockout drug, most likely some kind of opiate, or maybe and anesthetic, the blasted vixen wasn't trying to kill us, more like capture, probably for torture or something like that." "And don't stretch your luck, it might snap back and hit you in the face."

"Well damn, I was so hoping you'd prove to be a fake, ah well, Orokai, meet us round the back will you? Disgusting pervert (also known as Nur) stop being an idiot and commit arson will you? I'd think you'd jump at the chance really, aren't all mages pyromaniacs? I'll get the poison, will some of you taller types shove the corpse into the barrel? And Althor, feel free to burn the place to the ground, I won't try and stop you. If someone will set off a smoke bomb to cover our escape I'll be greatly obliged." Throlar dove behind the counter to retrieve the assassins poison. "Well, why aren't you getting a move on? Move fast or we're dead!"

"I swear as soon as this quest is over I'm going to slowly torture all of you to death."

"I'm trying to avoid unnecessary bother, I can't imagine what horrific farce of a legal system they have here, and they'll probably arrest anyone here, and I did try to get you to come with me, oh, by the way, sorry about this, I'll try to talk your way out of this."Throlar suddenly bit Althor on the wrist and lurched for the door calling, "GUARDS! GUARDS! HELP! FIRE, MURDER, ASSASSINS!"

"Okay, firstly, what'll we tell the guards when they ask where the proprietress has gone? Second, why should we attempt to screen this person who as far as we know is just a lying wolfganger trying to get in our good graces? And third if you go along with this person without any proof of what she says I'll call the guards myself and accuse you of helping her to hide the eviden... "A curious sadistic grin spread over Throlar's face. "Do you want to know how hard I'm resisting the urge to do that anyway?"