Well, a long time ago, in like grade 3, I was in running club. I quit in grade 7 after I came second-last in a race, and last place broke his leg. But I was running, lagging behind my friends [second-last, remember?], when I heard one of them mentioning leveling up their cooking. I was intrigued. I found out they were discussing Runescape. Oh, those good old days with the crap for beans graphics and the delightfully retro feeling to it. I signed up, needed a username. Hewkii's my favorite Bionicle character [well, tied with Pohatu], so hewkii. And I was 9, so hewkii9 was born. I've used it ever since for everything. Although I'm Hewkiril on CC.