Luke McAwesome

Oh yay! I like ghosts! I watch these shows on the Travel Channel all the time. I've always wanted to do an invesitigation! Thanks so much for taking me here, father! I'm having a great time! So, who wants to see if we can communicate? Siegourney...? That would be a great time, but we don't have time. Maybe later we could try if we come back here after the eclipse. Mr. Willoughby, are we going to come back to this room later? We only have time right now to figure out what all these maps and tiles mean...

Mine is definitely is the 6521 Emergency Repair Truck from 1987. That's really old for me, at least...

Ssh! He's the deciever! I get on EB about 10+ times a day, but for some reason, I voted 7-whatever. I think I'm in the "I'm addicted, but I still have a life" group.

BBQ! I mean... are these apparitions normal in this temple? It could be a lingering spirit who never made it to the beyond... Either that or it's just a demon who wants to kill us all. Oh, Willoughby! It's okay, it's okay... Don't cry! But I'm not scar- *sees the shadow* ARGH! DADDY! Hold me! Evil demon! Take the hobo first! Spare the children!

Ah! I missed out on this last year. Here's an image. Thanks, Stashy.

I thought it was because of that mix-up in Red Moon, where you didn't read the results of your action that Hinckley gave you, and you said that he forgot. And then he got angry. But there could be plenty of reasons here.

It sure is okay! Thanks for saying you'd like to join! And thanks to everyone else for signing up; thanks to you, this game's guaranteed to last a while with this amount of players.

Nuts! Anyone else have any ideas? I got nothing.

Ooh! Sheldon! I love your girlfriend! Look what we've found! What an interesting map! Obviously, it looks like it's of the tiles in this room... It makes me wonder why there's numbers and x's and question marks... Johnson, come here, take a look at this! Any thing you know that could help us out? Alright, if they have something to do with pulleys, one position or two has got to do the trick. Darn, I'm arrogant. *'d like to finally move the arms into the outward position, as if reaching out to give you a hug* If nothing happens, there has to be somethign else to these annoying pulleys that are in every wall, behind every interesting object. Hey! Look! There's a pulley behind that rose bush! We better move around it's branches! Come on, bushy, I need a hug!

I'm not laughing at your urinary disfunction, Johnson, that would be rude and mean. And I'm nice to you, because you're a respectable man. I wish I hadn't started shaking and yelling at you, but I can't help my monster movie phobias, and how it affects my persona. If dad hadn't gotten me that movie in the first place, I wouldn't have such a nice guy hating me right now. Thanks, father. As if my social issues weren't bad enough... Baxter, watch it with the name calling, or I'll roll you out like the '70s carpet you are.

Oh! *I'd like to see if there's any writing on the paper* Darn. Alright. *I'd like to move them all the statue's arm to the upright position* Sorry, Johnson, I don't know what got over me. We're still friends, right? I didn't mean to hurt you, if I did. I was just scared, because this has such a resemblance to the temple in Alien Vs. Predator, so I freaked out. Maybe I've watched that movie once too many times... Johnson, please forgive me...

To be honest, and I am aware I am not computerbug, it's more up to you than us. Be which ever you prefer. This naturalist... what team is he on? R.A.T.s, Steels, or "other"?

Well, not having parents adds to the sad reality of a character, but it does get used a bit too much. Hey, at least so far no one's said that about their character. Also, nice character, and a great picture, too! That was actually the point. His social issues actually work to his advantage.

Oh, my, now you're making me jealous. I'd bet that marcosbessa could make one better than mine, looking at the quality of his Ford Explorer. I would absolutely love to see your take on the Fleetwood RV, marcosbessa. Have you had any thoughts about making it or the Mercedes-Benz?

Oh, Sandy, with your detailed profile, I feel like an idiot. I've never been too good at making bios. Your character kind of reminds a bit of some government conspiracy movies, except you're in a corporation, but something weird is still going on. Thank you for joining. I'm sure computerbug's going to be excited that you signed up.

I know, dad. I woke up this morning and there were three pages. Thanks for getting up the chapter, Hinckley.

WOW! Look at the size of that thing! It looks like some... thing... out of... AVP... Aw nuts. Dad, I knew we shouldn't have gone on this tour! Watch this, some idiot's going to do something wrong and it'll wake up the Big Momma of all these demons, who, in this case, is probably this big white statue. Then it'll keep laying eggs and face-huggers and we'll be so dead. By the way dad, do you smoke? Cause we need a lighter... Willoughby, have you guys ever inspected these statues, or even this room, fully? This place is a gold mine of clues, to whatever mystery we're trying to solve. *I'd like to put the statues arm in the downward position, like the others, to see if anything happens* ... *I'd like to spin Willoughby around, yank him over to me by his shoulders, and start shaking him rapidly* You guys don't know a thing about the movies, do you?! MOTEE tours! MOTEE tours! Where for art thou BRAINS?! This entire building looks like a shrine to Satan and his pet demons, and you come around on your little tour bus with your silly little duuuude and his silly little baseball cap, bringing innocent people, having them probably getting slaughtered every tour! We're just lucky no one has died yet. Tell me, Johnson, how many people have lost their lives on MOTEE's tour?

Ah! As a big fan of making and viewing MOCs from the Jurassic Park trilogy, I must say this is as good as it gets for that Explorer. The decals are great, the design is great, everything is great. I'd also like to thank you for building this MOC, now it's got me finally motivated to make another JP vehicle.

Alrighty. Jackson Hazell Age: 24 Gender: Male Group: R.A.T.s Jackson Hazell is what some would call a computer geek, but he's got defense smarts, and not just to keep computers from getting viruses! Jackson has but a couple of friends, including CC, due to his loner behavior. He also only speaks around his friends, and even then he doesn't have much to say. Some say they think he's suspicious, but his friends know they're wrong. His computer skills somewhat help keep computer defenses so as to try and keep out hackers, but his defenses have been known to fail time and again. This is but another reason why he doesn't like being around others, because he is constantly yelled at for letting hackers steal precious information. Also, no one knows what's in the black briefcase Jackson carries around. He keeps a numeral lock on the case, and only he knows the combination. When asked he usually say that the time is coming to open it, and then they'll all know, but everyone just thinks he's messing with them. --- Yay!

The Atlantis 8058 Guardian of the Deep. Someone to oppose my four divers that doesn't have a distorted head.

I can't believe you of all people would do that; I'm not even that mean! I'm a do-gooder, and I'm proud of it. I'd gladly defend that kid, but then I'd get picked on too. And I get enough of that from Shadows as it is...

Welcome to Willoughby's 4, Scouts. Where to rob tonight? It seems this urine trend is reaching far and wide...

Fascinated with Johnson Willoughby's wet pants - I... don't know... I got it after I thought TheBrickster's CDHRC title was earned from his responses to Hinckley's Red Moon Chapter 3 procrastination. I was wrong. And I'm also part of the urine trend!

That was a shock, but it's funny! Willoughby, you have to get some bladder control pills or something. Thanks to whoever gave it to me.

Nuts. Oh, Fonzie, you're no fun! Can I please watch?