Helena Hippopaw
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I think Gertrude can't comprehend the situation. I think the saner elements of town better talk her off the ledge. In the meantime Gertrude, still waiting for your single useful action this game. I expect to wait a long time
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seriously, whiners, what is unsportsmanlike about playing the only card you have to survive? Play the game, hunt the scum, and don't complain about someone using tactics unavailable to you. I am a pioneer So, about 24 hours into voting, the town will have an idea of who the scum are. My gift to town. Hardliners, demanding my lynch will be scum or super dumb town. TOWN, don't vote for me. You are the majority. Save the Hippo, save the world! (That's how the sating goes, right?)
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Gertrude, you really don't get it. I'm not spoiling the game at all. I'm saying if town ends my game, I'll end town's game. Seems fair and balanced to me. A tantrum would look totally different, in my opinion. I state this as a matter of strategy, and had planned it before day three ended. Of course, you're pissed at looking foolish today, so everybody expects you to say ridiculous in your impotent rage.
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For the record, without Pink, I cannot kill, therefore I cannot win. But I'm a sporting person who wants to see the game continue. That includes me in it.
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Alright, the time has come. The Helena Hippopaw story must be told. It begins in the plains of Africa... Wait, too far back? Fast forward... Timly calls me arrogant for not properly respecting the inanity coming out of Gertrude's highly inane maws. Ah, snap. The smartest of the bunch must have been offed already, leaving the less cognisant ones. In that case, let me break it down into an Arrowroot digestible style for the mental midgets left over (and sincerest apologies to the non-mental midgets here; you are totally fine in my book, but the day has been monopolised by the vocal and stupid today. I am in no way painting all of town with the same brush). Helena Hippopaw's Great Reveal, A Play on plays Day Zero, roles are revealed. Two characters, shrouded in shadows, discuss their roles. 1: Twinned SKs? That's pretty dumb. 2: Yeah, the last ****** games, the SK was way overpowered, so this is the opposite, giving the SK to two players, but none of the benefits. 1. Who gives a shit? The SK is supposed to be unwinnable, so screw it, we are agents of chaos, favouring neither side. 2: Sounds fair. What's your strategy? 1: I'm going to act and type like a noob. It'll kill me to write such incomprehensible English, but those types always get to day five. 2: Good call! I'm gonna barely post and look scummy all the time, it should work. 1: Um... The two step into the light, and we see Purpolonia Pink and Helena Hippopaw! Shocking! Day One Helena: Who should we kill using our combined action? Pink: Eh, whatever. Helena: How about whatever his name is, the guy we kill? Pink: Yeah, sure, whatever. They won't be watched. Day Two Helena: Ariattny is a total douche. We should kill them, just to avoid having to read their crap. Pink: Yeah, Ariattny's kind of funny though. Who else? Helena: Catalina's playing. Why not them? Pink: Whatever. Day Three Helena: Post! Take part! You're going to get lynched! Pink: Huh? My acting scummy thing didn't work? Screw! Helena: Do something! Pink: I sort of am! Helena: We're paired together, so we die together. I'm gonna save you. <Helena claims something utterly vague> Helena: Scum will not touch either of us if they're intelligent. Let's see. Pink: Awesome. Thanks. Day three, scene two: X: I'm the doctor, I'll protect you! Helena: Cool! Day three, scene three: Y: I'm the vig, who should I target? Helena: Nobody! Too risky! Think of the town <snicker! > Day three, scene four: Z: I'm totally not the watcher, but I speak for them. I won't watch you tonight, but I'll let you know you were watched tomorrow. Helena: Sure, sounds good to me. You do that. Day Four Godric: Hi, I'm Godric! I've done nothing useful so far, but I will shit on everyone to feed my ego! Everyone! You're useless! Useless! I want to destroy the town! Helena: Sure thing Godric, you go do that! ~End day four ~ So, some of you may have learned I am not town through that. Even the small-brained of you, such as Godric, the noon-lynch leader. Now, the question is: why not lynch me? Well, you have two options: 1. Lynch me, and doom town. 2. Not lynch me and have a chance. Why would lynching me doom town? Because I will reveal the identity of the doctor, vig and watcher if you try to lynch me. I'll do so about an hour before day's end. In that case, town will be 100% doomed to lose. Kill me, kill the town. If you keep me alive, I'll keep it secret, and hope to be here day six, hoping that the scum hope to find a reason to not make me the kill night four. The question is, will you negotiate with terrorists? Well? Godric, you think you are a leader, want to lead the town now?
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Keep digging a hole, speaking without knowing.
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Oh Gerturude, you are such a black pot.
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Thing is, I feel very confident I won't be lynched. Why is that?
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But I'm not running around calling people useless, except to illustrate the irony of Gertrude doing so.
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I'm saying you have lierally done nothing useful, so you shouldn't name call, and shouldn't have a swollen head. When you catch scum, then it might be sort of tolerable, but until then, it's just embarrassing to watch.
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Because you're not a useless fucknugget, right? Take some responsibility for your actions, come on!
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Yours, because you were incompetent at turning it around. Duh.
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Twatty is doing much better than using her head than Gertrude is. Gertrude, you failed to lead a lynch on the SK. That makes you useless. Furthermore, leading a lynch on the SK hardly makes you town, since the scum would be happy to do that too. The only things you've done this game are jack and shit, so don't be too high on yourself. You certainly won't be lynching me today What's with so many critters calling others useless? So far, nobody has done a single useful thing in this situation, except the scum. So, maybe, in that way, Gertrude has been 'useful'.
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Gertrude, tell the town one usedul thing you have done so far. Just one, and if you can't, knock off the potty mouth. It's not clever, nor is it accurate. Grow up.
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I'm not saying I'm the town block leader, I'm saying I know who the PRs are. That's a big difference. The clues are out there, you just need to put them together
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Let me put it this way: pushing me or threatening me won't get you answers any sooner. And I'm still working with the town PRs.
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Well, the watcher didn't say who, I think they're a little pissed off at me. But give it a little time; voting hasn't started. I think they'll want to share it.
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Trust me Barky, I know where I'm going with this And Ariattny, good to see you can only keep your Tourette's locked up for so long So, other than me, who do you want to lynch? The town watcher has implied that they saw someone target me, and it's safe to say it's very unlikely they were town, wouldn't you think?
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Shut up? Or answer your questions? Make up your mind, or you'll look less than bright Was anybody else visited by a water bearer, or is this a strange story?
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I already told you: later. After voting starts. In the meantime, talk about who, other than me, you want to lynch
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No megablocks this time? okay
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Whoever said the SK is useful to town Everyone knows the SK does their own thing. My attitude isn't really attitude. You're not in the town block, and if you push for a lynch, you'll look scummy. Want to proove you're scum? Sorry for calling you a moron. I wanted to say it day one or two, when you were pushing hard and rude for a bad lynch. You weren't a moron on day three. *push for a lynch of me
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Why try to kill Ariattny night 3? Why not? Why did the SK kill who they did nights one and two? A SK victims are completely different than scum's. For the record, day one's kill's motive was obscurity. Day two's motive was high-profile, and day three was obnoxiousness. i will explain more when this little elephant is at home with her computer.
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Pink was the SK. Pink tried to kill Ariattny yesterday, but was blocked. I think the reason Ariattny thinks What they do is because they are scum, knowing who scum blocked.
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Everyone, Arittny is a total moron. Ignore her. I've already started discussions with many behind the scenes. I will tell more later, and you can judge if it's the truth or not. But for the time being, I repeat, Ariattny is a total moron, and listening to her will be the end od town. Her ego will fight this, since her ego is huge and suffers from Tourette's, but at least for the first 24 hours, I recommed you ignore her inane, pissy megablocks. In the final 48 hours of day three, follow her to a town loss if you must.