Helena Hippopaw
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Nope, I outed Twitch, on the word of the watcher. That's it. Stop lying to lead town down a scummy dead-end. Wow! Could you say anything more scummy? I have no desire to out the PRs. I just want to live another day. But your advice? Out the PRs, sabotage town, and die. You couldn't be more scummy. Who wants the PRs outed? Town or scum? Hmmm. Town, look! Look! Gertrude wants town dead!
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I didn't say that. I said that it proved I wasn't lying about talking to the watcher, which some scum are claiming I made up. Honestly, between you and the other 'protector', I would lean toward that they are town, making you scum. I'm outing you as per the wishes of the watcher. Don't hold it against me. I cost you nothing. This is the will of the town. It's an interesting situation for town. They can lynch the person they know is a neutral that the scum want out, or they can lynch the big question mark who has all of a sudden started making claims in thread. The smart move is to lynch the question mark, giving you lots of leads tomorrow to work with, but I think there may be too many Nicholas' in town to overcome.
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Thanks for confirming my story Barkonius! Now the rest of town knows I'm telling the truth, and know that they should change their votes! Yes, I am speaking for the watcher. Whether they believe you are a protector or not, is debatable. Strange you never discussed any of it with me, if you thought I was town... Remember, only scum really want me gone!
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I think the scum already know the watcher. They don't know the other two roles I know. Them coming out in thread would help strengthen their lynch on Bark, and shut up the people working actively against town, such as yourself. The watcher is not stupid, and understands that I'm only trying to save myself, not sabotage the town (like you, whose basis for voting is personal pride, apparently). Keep calling people stupid, but we know what we're doing, you're just flinging shit around like a monkey. Let's look at your options: a) Yeah, they're town, so of course they'd cooperate Only a moron would purposely go against town like that. b) Outing is a good way to make town more coherent, but that's only if the watcher agrees that scum already knows who they are. Mafia 101. Only morons wouldn't know that. c) megablocking with me would be a totally stupid, pointlessly antagonistic thing to do. Maybe you're not the sharpest tool in the shed? What about your analysis isn't scummy? Hmm. Giving up and quitting, yeah, that's smart Are you honestly saying that is the way to play? I didn't care if Godric was town. I was hoping he was scum, but my goal was to keep the lynch off of Pink. I did it. I said what I had to to get that done. You really are thick if you think that is how anybody should approach this situation. Always, you go down fighting. Whether I'm lynched or not, I'm not a quitter. If you can't respect that, what use is your opinion. Scum or dumb? I say both, since good scum wouldn't make such dumb arguments. Now hurry on back to your Writeboard to plan out your next argument for why you think the whole town should commit suicide rather than go after the scum the town watcher has proposed. Go! Shoo! Town doesn't need your crap.
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Here's the thing about me lying yesterday: I had to, to try to save Pink. Today, I have no need to lie, since the truth is on my side. The scum will lie, for sure, in hopes of getting me lynched. I'm happy to see there are some saner elements in the town right now. Scum is probably getting nervous
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Because I've been 100% cooperative with them, and we have an understanding. You're not in the town block, so all you can do is wrongly hypothesize. I think scum know who the watcher is, so I suggested they out themselves in thread, but that's up to them. Said in a true scummy way. You're voting for town's best interests, just for your ego. Way to be a team player You're totally scummy. Really, the town block knows I'm telling the truth, so the bullshitters here, like Gertrude and Nick here, will be sticking out as obvious scum. So, I am helping the town after all. I just can't help it The one who targeted me told me in advance that they would, and has been in dialogue with them for a few days. Barkonius has been unclear with their night actions to the watcher. And Nick is scummy. He's making a campaign against me, because the alternative is me helping the town block and lynching his scum-buddy. What a scumbag!
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I already explained my role! Weren't you paying attention, or was it lost in a sea of whiners swearing at me and having hurt feelings. Pink and I had to target together in order to kill. Last night, I was blocked, which is why Ariattny is still alive to regale us with her scintillating wit (what was that one, ah, go megabluck yourself... what a droll quip, establishing her as one of the higher minds here ). Anyway, I was blocked, so we all have to put up with her for today. Unfortunately, now that my dear sister is gone, I can only curse people with their character traits for the following day. That is why I expected to die today. I figured, despite being siblings, we were lovers, so imagine my surprise when I woke up, my sister gone, and I was still here. If I thought otherwise, why would I have put my neck out to save her? If I could recruit, as Barkonius thinks, why wouldn't I stay quiet day three, even help lynch Pink, assuming I could recruit? As for the roles, the watcher hasn't explained it 100% clearly to me, or maybe I read it too fast, but they said Barkonius was the scummy one, according to them. Why would that even be a question? I was attacking the very concept that you could think it a possibility that it was an "illegal play." In a game that started with Wong Wang, it takes a lot to be the most ridiculous thing, but "illegal play" is the one. There was zero reason for anyone to think I was breaking rules. Zero.
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Why in the world would that be an illegal play? Some townies told me their info, and I can use that as I wish. I am not, and was never town, and even if I were recruited town, it still wouldn't be against the rules. That's my info to do with as I please. Under what rule does it say that I must keep town's secrets? Your whole train of thought is baffling. All of the town who think my strategy is anti-game or something, it's totally baffling. There is nothing wrong or illegal at all with what I'm doing. You just happened to be playing a game where there was a two-killer serial killer team, which means the strategy for playing needs to be adjusted. It's your responsibility to roll with it, and not postulate ridiculous ideas like "illegal play". Twatty No I didn't. You misread something.
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Well, I've heard from the watcher, and they believe that the one who blocked me was none other than one of the ones trying to lobby for a lynch of me: Barkonius Twitch. Basically, four people (including the watcher) targeted me last night. One was the town bodyguard, the other claimed to be a second bodyguard (who I would say is less trustworthy since they didn't try to contact me while assuming I was the cop), and another claiming to have used a one-off protection on me. Either of those latter two seem scummy, but I agree the second bodyguard claim sounds fishiest. That's Barkonius. So, town has a scummy option on the table. Vote for me and kill the town, or vote for someone scummy. I even let the watcher know I'd connect them to the vig if I live, since right now the vig is all by their lonesome, having only confessed to me. What a dilemma for town! (It's no dilemma for scum, they want to lynch me, and short-sighted townies are helping! So embarrassing for town ) Unvote: Gertrude Tincanchew Vote: Barkonius Twitch The choice is abundantly clear. I am an architect.
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Sounds fine to me. Unvote: Ariattny Sugarbottom Vote: Gertrude Tincanchew
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So if it were you, you would just roll over and die? That's poor sportsmanship, don't you think? Survival is its own reward.
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Case in point, the scum above me.
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It's true, but you shouldn't do it today. Do it another day. You know who I am, it's not like I'm going anywhere. If the town were to change their votes now, it would be a roadmap to finding the scum, since the scum will push for my lynch hardest.
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I won't be able to be here when the day ends, so I'll have to share my info a little early. About 24 hours from now. The bitter town voting for me have that much time to save the town. It's amazing that not one of them can admit that they are voting with the scum, a sure sign they are making a huge mistake Hey Gertrude, I know the town PRs... That's the point, not that you're bitter because I teased you. Grow up and play with your head.
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For the sake of it, I need to change my vote. Unvote: Gertrude Tincanchew Vote: Ariattny Sugarbottom Both are equally likely scum, but Ariattny has shown herself to be a whiny, pissy hypocrite, spouting bile, and crying if someone hands a pinch back at her. Whether town or scum wins, who wants to be around that? That's four-year old stuff right there. Hit and hit and hit and hit, then cry when someone pushes back. Sad. Town would do well to remove that sort of attitude from the equation. Lulu, you have made another vote for scum. Your call. As you might have noticed, no town leader emerged, so when I very-soft claimed yesterday, yeah, people claimed to me. Maybe your post is true, maybe your post is just scum stuff. But you have voted against town. Your call. I don't want to say all town this time sucks, but it's starting to look like surviving town this time sucks. Can we just call this thing for scum now?
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Still whining? Will it ever end?
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There's that Tourette's Syndrome that everybody loves
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I'm not angry at you at all, I just like making fun of you I did want to kill you last night, but the scum accidentally saved you. The day would have been so much less whiny if you weren't here. And if you lynch me, you're killing the town. Your choice to make, you'll live with it. I set my conditions, you work with it as you choose to. But it's all on you, since I explained it up front. Now get those hamsters out of your megablocks, they'll suffocate! Now, it's about time you look in the mirror. I have five people telling me to megabluck myself, and I'm the dick? megabluck that. That's just idiotic. I have a load of people heaping shit on me, and I've had a pretty good sense of humor about it. As for not making sense, it's my choice not to roll over and die. Got it? My prerogative to not stick my tail between my legs and run away. If you want to sabotage all of town by lynching me, it's on your shoulders. Deal with it and stop whinging. But I'm playing the game I'm playing, and you can kill town by lynching me if you like.
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Good one Rutherford. Why don't you kill the whole then? Oh wait, that's what you're trying to do! I'm trying to live, everyone's trying to live. Why would I just roll over and die? That is bad playing. Everyone knows that, and every townie who calls me a dick for this is a total baby, and if they vote for me, they're stupid on top of that. I'm extending my game, and if you can't accept that, then the town dies. *kill the whole town then
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So far, there has been a remarkable lack of foresight on the town's part. I have established, I have no desire to sabotage town, I simply aim to continue on. Of course, the scum would love for me to sabotage town, and roll into an easy last few days. Therefore, I assume half, if not more, of the votes against me are scum. That in itself is a sort of road map for town. Let's see the logic here, again, in a digestible play form: Act Four, scene 2 Helena: If you lynch me, you'll be committing suicide for the town. What do you think? Gertrude: Vote: kill town Dicholas: Vote: kill town Twatty: Vote: kill town Dillpickle: Vote: kill town Rutherford: Vote: kill town Firuz: Vote: kill town Ariattny: Vote: kill town Bearbutt: Vote: kill town Belinda: Maybe we should think about what we're doing here folks.... Orion: Belinda's being scummy! Ping! Pause for intermission So, that in a nutshell is the stupidity you guys have put yourselves in. A real town leader needs to step up soon and talk some sense. A reminder, once again, the scum want you to lynch me, revealing the town secrets. If you vote for me, you are helping scum. Everyone who has voted for me so far is quite literally scum or dumb. Never have your choices been so totally clear. Yet still the votes are as they are. Even in death, I help town far more than Gertrude... One thing I didn't explain about my role: Pink was the Water-bearer, and I am the toaster salesman. If you look at these hint-laden pictures, you will see my beloved sister filling up the bath, and none other than this charming hippo dumping a toaster in. So, now that Pink has departed, I am a useless thing, with only toasters to give away to hapless victims. Why is Ariattny so afraid of a toaster? Things for you to ponder. And Ariattny wants people to 'pioneer her megablocks'. Frankly, that sounds disgusting, and I doubt there's any room what with all the gerbils already stuffed up it. I wouldn't pioneer that megablocks for a million dollars Vote: Gertrude Tincanchew What the heck? She's loud, stupid, and annoying, and there's a 50/50 chance she's scum.
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Who are you, Nick Dick, other than someone trying to doom town with your vote? The town appreciates your two cents
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Gertrude proves she's dumb yet again! Man, records are meant to be broken, eh? Foxy, I was in no way converted, so no worries.
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Besides not knowing how to spell 'lose,' you also don't know what a Mexican standoff is. Everyone loses, though in this case scum win, because town have ignorant, unstrategic players left... Though I'll take a little blame for that for killing Catalina She wasn't stupid. Godric, you've well-established you don't know what's going on, why keep it up?
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I expected to die with Pink. I didn't. Oh well. I can't kill without her. Poor sportsmanship dictates I roll over and die. I am not a poor sport. I, neutral Helena, will persevere, or else take the foolish town who end my game down with me. Afterall, town has the votes. I have given the town their blueprint for survival, from here, it sits on their shoulders. I am a pioneer. I say this with controll of my facilities, and am in no way flipzing out. This is a Mexican standoff. I won't back down.
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Good one Dilly. As has been established, a vote against me is a vote against town. No more need be said by thou.