Hinckley

I certainly think you're trying to turn something around on me in a desperate attempt to appear politically correct on everything. Don't take things so seriously.

Why did you vote for Victor in the first place? I do find it a little desperate of him to claim in his signature...of life that he is loyal. But was there some evidence you had against him, dear lady? A well earned retirement, good sir. Perhaps you shall bring your brilliant military mind out of retirement for us to benefit from its use to the end of ridding us from these vile Dragons? I do believe you would be quite an asset in this venture. Finally, I must agree with everyone who has voted before me and vote: Ethel. It's great that she has ceased mocking black women, but since her dialogue still seems to pertain to nothing, even if she is innocent, her absence will benefit us.

I'm aware. My point is that some have traveled a long distance to be part of the Alliance and don't normally stay in this castle. Yes, please do help me to organize the list better. My mind is weakened by the stress of these circumstances...

Mostly a joke anyway...mostly. I thought it would help (as it often does in these games...of life) to go over what little I've been able to observe. If we suspect the standard "at least one scum in each group" let's take a look at the groups, shall we? Military & Guard Lieutenant Victor played by Bob the construction man Admiral Thomas Mallory played by Sir Dillon Richard (Guard) played by Ricecracker Nicholas (Guard) played by professor flitwick Captain Geoffrey played by Escape the Fate Gilbert (Guard) played by General Armendariz Maids & Servants Hugh (Servant) played by WhiteFang Peter (Servant) played by Darth_Legois Agnes (Maid) played by Striker Ethel (Maid) played by Adam Lords and Nobles Ambassador Ralf Simnel played by Quarryman Duchess Juliana Dufay played by Alice Simon (Librarian) played by I Scream Clone Ambassador Sirion Vipont played by ImperialShadows Countess Margaret Durville played by TinyPiesRUs Lady Rohesia Papelion played by Sandy Lady Beatrice Harcourt played by Zepher Lord William Harcourt played by Hinckley Francis the Friar played by Svelte Lord Edward Griffin played by Stash2sixx Chef Walter played by JimButcher Well, hmmm...this leads me to several questions: Is this "categorization" even helpful? Why is the Lords and Nobles list so large? Is it because they are from three different regions? Can we split everyone else up further by which region they were from before joining the Alliance? Are the Servants, Maids and Military all residents of Matidoer Castle? I am from the region we reside in and live here in Matidoer Castle for anyone who is interested...

Hmmm, lunch didn't bring any clues after all. Should we just kill Ethel?

I hope it's fun. From the first post of this thread:

I have apologized. I advise you not to take it too seriously now. It was clear I was joking. I was not campaigning against the mentally handicapped or suggesting they not be able to get married or anything. After all, some of my best friends are retards I used to teach the handicapped how to swim. I have nothing against them, so perhaps we can just move on?

Apologies, dear lady. I am already married. But look on the bright side: since you are single God doesn't require that you shut up. My mistake madam.

Sandy! We just invoked the Cake or Death bit in the staff forum only moments ago! Awesome!

Well said.

Pay attention. If we don't reach a conviction the game...of life...goes into Sudden Death Mode...of life. Whatever that means. To avoid whatever that would mean and it doesn't sound good, we hope to at least discuss the possibility of reaching a conviction today. So, waiting tomorrow makes great sense, but we should make the most of our time due to all of the circumstances presented to us.

Hmmm. But the chef seems to think there will be lunch first. Lunch...then death.

I do believe Ethel was urinating from her toes. A demon indeed... Another good one is if you boil the accused in oil and they float, they're a demon. If they sink to the bottom and dissolve then they are soup.

Thank you, O wise Friar. You've made it quite clear what should be done. I remember a similar test our last Friar taught us, before he was found to be a demon. We stab Ethel through the heart with a sword and if she survives the attack she is a demon, but if she dies she was a heretic.

Perhaps my dad-to-day IRL harsh sense of humor is coming out too much. Sorry about that. I know better than to use that word online. Apologies to anyone I've offended...but Adam, you're really acting like a retard. It won't happen again.

And if she doesn't scream then she's just a retard?

Well, you don't act much like a maid. You're rude, insolent, insubordinate, chesty. And you speak and butt-smack and head-snap like nobody I've ever met in this century. You are the most likely candidate to be some sort of demon. I agree with the chef, though. Perhaps after lunch we will have more clues to go by. Your odd speech and body language may be just some sort of ailment or retardation.

You make a good point. Honestly, if we need to force a vote to avoid a "Sudden Death" night, I'm leaning towards crazy Ethel with her demon-possessed mouth. That's all I have to go on: her grating personality. Apologies, madam.

That is sage advice, Friar. Perhaps one of the single lads can quickly marry Ethel in order to silence her.

I know my love.

Not a discussion to have here, is it?

With no evidence, though-we'd just be killing at random. Don't be so hasty, love. Evidence will come in time, but until then don't let your fear get the best of you. We are all members of a noble fellowship brought together to re-unite our kingdom, let us not forget that.

That's how they started and we kept to it pretty well just on our honor.

Agreed sir. Let's you and I take care of the bodies so the ladies don't have to. Perhaps the other men can help pitch in. This is no job for the fairer sex. Show some chivalry, men! Black wraith demons? What can you tell us about these awful creatures? Do you think that is what was in our castle? Er...Don't look now but it appears one of the awful demons has possessed this maid and cause her speech to annoyeth greatly!

What a grisly site! We must rid our castle of these vile lunatics at once! My dear Lady Beatrice, are you all right? Please spare yourself the horror and look not on these gruesome bricks bones and tiles blood.