Hinckley

Mod note: How do I put this? I stated that the pictures at the end of Day One were jokes. I'm just going to bang my head against a wall instead of saying anything more. Vote tally Eskallon / Pennie Pig: 1 vote (penalty)

Go outside and breathe.

Vote tally Eskallon / Pennie Pig: 1 vote (penalty) Zepher / Lauren Lamb: 1 vote (Sandy)

Voting may now begin. You have 48 hours to reach a conviction. It takes 12 votes to lynch. Vote tally Eskallon / Pennie Pig: 1 vote (penalty for voting early) Mod Note: Eskallon will not be allowed to unvote again today. The Baker's wife was on her way to the village square to redistribute the magic orb, when Daxia stopped her. "You're not helping those mangy little beasts any more, if I have anything to say about it." Daxia snarled. "You don't have anything to say about it, Dear." The Baker's wife replied, "This is powerful magic and can't be altered." "We'll see about that!" Cried Daxia and shot a riddle spell at the orb. Daxia couldn't take or change the orb, but she could trap it in a riddle spell, meaning for someone to take possession of it, they had to solve a riddle. Riddle: A phrase appeared on the surface of the orb: ERE ELVES THRILL AHEAD "What kind of riddle is that?" Puzzled the Baker's wife. "A very clever one, indeed." Smiled Daxia. To solve the riddle, PM your answer to Hinckley. The first person to correctly guess the riddle will receive something.

Good to see your priorities are in order.

Because one had been waxed by the beautician.

You're so close to being mod-killed.

Yes.

Yes, they store the fat for Winter.

Oh, I do. That's the nicest compliment I think I can receive and I'm so glad that people find it entertaining. There's something about brutality in innocent simplicity that I find perverse... Hello Hinckley's psyche...

Day Two is up.

It would've been up sooner, but I've decided to stagger the days for time zones. Maybe it's unneccessary, but I thought I'd try it. Day Two will be up shortly.

Players only please! As the demon attacked, the villagers scattered. The evil creature knocked Marcellus the Monk over as it went to snag a random morsel for a sacrificial snack. "You shall not pass!" Marcellus cried as a bright white energy shot out of the end of his staff. The demon fled back into the forest as Marcellus turned back to the people of Spring Haven. "It's not safe here, people. Please go to your homes and lock your doors." But, the street was already empty as everyone had fled. Booker Bear ran straight to his small little shack on the edge of the forest, tripping and falling right before getting to his front door. He turned around to see a foreboding figure towering over him with a hammer. Fearing for his safety, Booker ran into his home and began barricading the door. But, that's exactly what the dark figure wanted. It began to nail Booker's door shut... ...and spread kerosene around the outside of Booker's house. Booker cursed himself for leaving such a mess in his house. He knew there was something around that could protect him. He found the magic orb...but it would not work for him. "Aw nuts." Booker exclaimed. The figure lit a torch and started the house on fire. Booker realized barricading the door had helped the killer trap him inside. Booker watched the disturbing image of the dark figure dancing joyously as his house burned. As the fire enclosed around Booker, he thought, "megablocking not again." And then he burst into flames. The little shack burned down quickly, and Booker Bear was no more. The Baker's wife was on her way to see Marcellus the Monk and stumbled upon the gruesome sight. Marcellus the Monk spent the night watching the town square, guarding the village against any returning demons. He was reading a book called "Werewolf" that someone had recommended to him. As he finished the first chapter he thought, "That werewolf was pretty stupid." Off in the distance there was a flash of red, then a flash of green, followed by another flash of red. He knew a bit of magic had happened somewhere and hoped that all of the villagers were OK. The Baker and his wife stopped by to say Hello. The Baker's wife told Marcellus of Booker's untimely passing. Marcellus was very saddened to lose his stinky friend. "Hell is empty and all the devils are here," he said, quoting Shakespeare. The Baker looked down at Marcellus's staff. "Unfortunately, that staff will no longer work. It's a tricky bit of magic and I can't produce another one. You will not be able to protect the people from another random attack. If they don't convict someone, the demons will randomly choose one of them." The Baker and his wife said good night. Daxia suddenly appeared. "I'll make sure there's trouble if no conviction is reached. I can give further gifts to my precious Demon Legion. If there's no conviction, I'll make sure they have fun when night falls!" And, in a flash, the evil sorceress disappeared. In the morning, everyone arrived in the village square to see if anyone had learned anything during the night time. Marcellus addressed the people about the death of Booker Bear - a loyal member of The Village. Then something odd happened... "Sorry I'm late everybody!" Brigit Bunny said. A shocked silence was followed by quiet comments. "What is this? Amateur hour?" "Are we in Mystery Castle?" "Um, hello. What? I overslept..." _________________________________________________________________ Day Two has begun. Voting is not allowed in the first 24 hours. Objective The Villagers must find and eliminate all members of The Demon Legion. The Demon Legion wins when they outnumber the innocent Villagers. Rules 1. Each player will be given a character to play, who will be aligned with either the Village or the Demon Legion. To win the game, the Village must kill off all the Demon Legion, while the Demon Legion needs to outnumber the Village. Third-Party (neutral) characters have their own win conditions as outlined in their roles. 2. Each day you will be able to vote to lynch a player. Voting should be done in the following format; Vote: Character (Player). Similarly, un-voting is to be done in the format; Un-vote: Character (Player). No other format will be accepted. You are only allowed one un-vote a day. A majority vote is required to lynch a player. 3. A game day will last 72 hours. You may not vote in the first 24 hours. After the day has concluded, a night stage will commence, which will last a maximum of 48 hours. Night actions must be sent to the host in the first 24 hours of the night stage. 4. The alignment of lynched players will be revealed at the beginning of the next day, as well as those that died during the night. 5. You may not quote or pretend to quote anything sent to you by the game host via PM. This includes all the details of your character and role, as well as any night action results. Role claims and reporting of night action results are acceptable, but only in your own words. Do not attempt to use the structure of your role PM to your advantage. 6. Do not play the game outside the thread. Similarly, do not post out of character inside the thread. Game tactics and roles may only be discussed in the game thread or via PM with other players. Private discussion is done at your own risk and should be treated as part of the game. 7. If you are dead, you may not post in thread or discuss the game with any of the players. Any information you had becomes void, and may not be passed on. It is very important in this game to not discuss anything with dead players. I will only say this once. Don’t screw yourself over by revealing anything to a player who seems to have been removed from the game. Get it? 8. You may not edit your posts. 1st offense: penalty vote, 2nd offense: The untimely death of your character and the end of your game. No chance for resurrection. 9. You must post in every day thread. One day without a post and your character will be comically killed off. 10. If you encounter a problem or have a question, please contact the host via PM. 11. It is recommended that you turn off your profile views for this game. Players Becka Bulldog - Beautician played by Rick Benji Bulldog - Hat Maker played by Walter Kovacs Brigit Bunny - Florist played by Sandy Bristol Bunny - Seamstress played by Bob the Construction Man Bruno Bear - Watch Maker played by Scouts Cameron Crocodile - Carpenter played by Rufus Cara Cow - Doctor played by badboytje88 Edgar Elephant - Fisherman played by WhiteFang Felix Fox - Farmer played by Shadows Gabby Goat - Dairy Operator played by Ricecracker Gilbert Goat - Schoolteacher played by Fugazi Helen Hippo - Cook played by def Horace Horse - Blacksmith played by iamded Kaley Cat - Mill Operator played by Lord Arjay Kenda Cat - Baker played by I Scream Clone Lauren Lamb - Gardener played by Zepher Lazlo Lion - Butcher played by TinyPiesRUs Marcus Monkey - Apple Seller played by Inconspicuous Mindy Mouse - Accountant played by professor flitwick Pennie Pig - Spring Haven Mayor played by Eskallon Portia Poodle - General Store Operator played by Cornelius Murdock Sheldon Sheepdog - Toy Maker played by Quarryman Wendell Walrus - Librarian played by Stash2Sixx ______________________________________ The Deceased Booker Bear - Garbage Man - Village - murdered on Night One played by Dragonator A tribute to EB mafia All-Star Dragonator: Confirmation and Discussion thread Day One - The hearts and minds of men

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Night fell on Spring Haven and no conviction had been made. A day of metagaming had left a thick tension in the air. The gallows stood empty. The anxiety was very high. Would a demon come out of the forest and randomly take one of the adorable citizens of the village? Marcus Monkey was selling some late night apples to Helen Hippo and Lauren Lamb who were discussing the finer delicacy of applesauce. Bruno Bear preferred his apples solid and made a quiet "nom nom" as he ate. Their peaceful stop at the Apple Stand was interrupted by a high pitched scream... But it was only Booker Bear. Becka Bulldog was introducing him to the fine art of waxing in her beauty salon... The night was once again interrupted by a shrill shriek... But it was only Kenda Cat expressing her surprise as Benji Bulldog sniffed at her butt and Cameron Crocodile tried to feed her his sausage... Women screaming interrupted the peace next... But, it was only the pleasure screams of Kaley Cat and Pennie Pig as Edgar Elephant showed off his impressive long trunk... Next, an unsettling and unearthly moan practically moved the Earth... But it was just the satisfied moan of Felix Fox as he sniffed Brigit Bunny's flower while she sucked on his long carrot. The people of Spring Haven were converging on the town square in preparation for a wild furry party. Marcellus the Monk saw everyone out in the moonlight and became very agitated. "People of Spring Haven!" He cried, "You must all go home and lock your doors at once!" "Evil is loose in our village and the demon creatures are likely to randomly snag one of us tonight!!" Disclaimer: These pictures are for fun. Anyone trying to find clues in them will be immediately mod-killed. You have 24 hours to get your night actions in. Please use your "Forest Mafia Character Info" conversation so I can keep my PM box organized. Thank you.

Vote tally WhiteFang / Edgar Elephant: 3 votes (Dragonator, I Scream Clone, Ricecracker) def / Helen Hippo: 2 votes (Professor Flitwick, Sandy) Day One is now over. No conviction has been reached. The conclusion will be up shortly...

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Sandy, awesome narrative!

Mafia was still new on EB, and nobody knew what an investigator was. I successfully convinced everyone that TPRU was lying and then he was revealed as the Investigator. I revealed myself because it was obvious I was scum and also, I could OINK at everyone. That's where that started. And I just like going crazy. Plus, I was able to throw some confusion out there and it would've been nice to see if my accusations would've gotten any innocents killed. It was a pretty exciting game, and it's too bad it was paused. A lot happened in just five days.

Or it's Roman Mafia...

You can try that...

Be warned, people: I will stalk you and your spouse or other relations. I can find you.

What are you talking about? I never metagamed in Werewolf and I've never metagamed in any game ever. Seriously though, the penalty was for paraphrasing a PM from God and I I don't agree with the call. Of course, I'm obsessed with myself and think I can do no wrong. It's hard to call metagaming and it's hard to identify when you're doing it as well. It's also really hard to avoid sometimes. In Bloodbrick, Rufus asked me why I thought he was suspicious and the answer was because I caught him logging in as invisible. So, I answered his question honsetly not realizing what a metagame it was. Constantly killing Shadows is the same thing. I shouldn't do it, but sometimes it's just my default action.

Never. Actually, I single-handedly led the Town to failure by forming a voting alliance like we were on Survivor. Turns out the alliance was all scum. And no, I'm not talking about Bloodbrick. I can be an idiot. But I'm not a noob! Noobs! Ha ha! Look at the noobs. Just kidding. I love you all. I'd just rather poke fun and let Sandy run the school, since that's the way it's supposed to work. Have fun, and don't let the big bullies scare you. We're just insecure.