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According to you, the Scarecrow is a good player (http://www.eurobricks.com/forum/index.php?app=forums&module=forums&section=findpost&pid=1127465), though to my mind, he has been mainly unhelpful, voting with the herd, as you like to say. But Two-Face is scummy. And you don't bother to explain why. You, dear Pieman, are the Armond White of Gotham, reveling in your contrarian opinions. It pretty much seals the deal of you being scum. If you turn out to be town, you'll only have yourself to blame for all this. The case against you is based on documented things you did. Your case against Two-Face and for Scarecrow is based on what? You won't deign to tell us.... We'll never know, will we

Final Vote Tally Master Hale(Halomaster96) 4 : zakura, volcanicpanik, piratedave, Wuntin Dragus (darkdragon) 1 : Skipper Skip Pudding (Skipper) 1 : Chrome Knight Pirelly Dabito The Shipman (Piratedave) 1 : darkdragon Christos Knight (Chromeknight) 1 : scubacarrot Zam Kuric (zakura) 1 : Yumiyoshi Hale would be penalized for improper voting, but, like Bricksandparts, he won't be around tomorrow. Get those night actions in, folks

Vote Tally: Master Hale(Halomaster96) 3 : zakura, volcanicpanik, piratedave Dragus (darkdragon) 1 : Skipper Skip Pudding (Skipper) 1 : Chrome Knight Pirelly Dabito The Shipman (Piratedave) 1 : darkdragon Christos Knight (Chromeknight) 1 : scubacarrot Yet to vote: Wuntin, yumiyoshi, halomaster96 Mod note: Three hours left in the day. Really, after 24 hours, there is no excuse not to have voted, other than that you aren't fully playing. A goal is to vote early so we can have discussion about the votes. Waiting until the last minute is not "town". It's much better to place a tentative vote than none at all. All in all, this has been an unexciting day. With five candidates, it should have been the most exciting one

Evidence isn't needed? Great huh? Creeper no understand Scarecrow English. Actually, I think Two-Face is probably okay. I threw his name out before, but, like an adult, he didn't have a temper tantrum, and opened the lines of communication. After that, you tried to sell him out. Really, nobody was asking you info about Two-Face. You just said you suspected him and volunteered the information he gave you in confidence. It really looks bad for you. If anyone thinks the Scarecrow doesn't look scummy, by all means, speak up and be heard. He may be town. I just think he's been pinging my scumdar something huge. All the scum say the same thing, that they're not Agents. That's what they do. Frankly, I have doubts that the Pieman is really a Christian. A teenager in England might be, but I doubt the Pieman is

Sure. You're a scientist? Yeah, in fantasy land, yes. Let's not overdo the roleplaying here "evidence is needed".... No, not to you apparently. There is no hard evidence on the Pieman. It is all circumstantial. But you're voting for him. When the circumstantial evidence points to you, and you have no better alternatives, I expect you not to complain. Your doubt of me is fine. Your timing isn't. I put my reputation on the line to finger point at Deadshot, and you tried to sow doubt. You should know, should know, that scum wouldn't put themselves on the line unless they were about to win. And it was way too soon for them to win. But you stuck up for him. Plus, the Pieman is trying to point at you today, calling you "the good player" http://www.eurobricks.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=62694&view=findpost&p=1127465 Being on his radar is some bad company to have Selling out Two-Face (the only other guy sticking up for Scarecrow behind the scenes; Scarecrow told us his night action and said he didn't trust him) today only made you look worse. The dictionary term for it is "scum flail." No worries, you don't have much experience as a scum-bum, so I don't hold it against you Just make sure you are protected tonight... Wait, we killed the scum protector last night In that case, make sure you block the vig tonight... Wait, we're lynching the scum blocker today... You'll have to figure out a plan then, or convince our anonymous "sheep" vig to not spread your straw all over the pumpkin patch Ah bugger, I forgot to speak in green.... Gyah! You got me Scarecrow!

Perhaps while we wait, the Joker could entertain us with that famous humor of his. Here, I'll get the ball rolling... Q: How many of Gordon's Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Already done Will the day end early if Simon votes?

Seems like this whole place has gone to sleep Hello? Anybody?

Vote Tally: Master Hale(Halomaster96) 1 : zakura Dragus (darkdragon) 1 : Skipper Skip Pudding (Skipper) 1 : Chrome Knight Pirelly Dabito The Shipman (Piratedave) 1 : darkdragon Christos Knight (Chromeknight) 1 : scubacarrot A five-way vote! Intriguing... Maybe 27-28 hours left in the day.

Just to remind everyone, this is the case against the Pieman. His tantrums today are just icing on the cake. http://www.eurobricks.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=62694&view=findpost&p=1127183 It's circumstantial to be sure, but it is a lot of circumstantial. Note that his only argument was it didn't happen at those times, but of course, it's all times stamped As for his attitude today, well, tantrums don't do much for me. Catwoman had some tantrums. Called everyone sheep and cocksuckers, if you can believe it (which didn't get a peep of complaint from this here oh-so-easily emotionally wounded Pieman). Wesker called you all a flock in PM to Babydoll, attempting to convince her to run against it. And now the Pieman is repeatedly calling people sheep. I honestly think that if a Townie is picked on in a game like this, for being suspected of being scum, they don't pull tantrums. They fight to show they are on the same team. My suspicion against Pieman is not because he's a whiner. Some of it is that he was a dick when I tried to work with him in private, whereas literally all the so-called sheep worked with me to maintain healthy communication, and even if they weren't trusting of me, they had a wait and see attitude. But they didn't act like dicks. And they certainly didn't act like sheep. The lynching of Deadshot and the successful vig kill of Wesker were due to townies working hard together. Or as the Pieman calls it, "the herd". So please, don't vote for him because I've gotten it right in the past, but because the argument I made earlier was convincing. That is what we go on. Day by day is the way to play. Now that is how you rhyme! Day by day is the way to play! And shame on you all for missing his lie today! Everybody knows when you have a message here, there is a big green dot at the top of the screen until you open it! The Pieman wants us to believe he's been hanging around for days without seeing it. Really, how many of you ever miss a message for days. Like with Deadshot, it's one thing to lie, but you really should make it a little convincing. For the Pieman I think a more successful strategy than whining and insulting everyone, would be to just do some pro-town work. Share the evidence you've been working hard gathering. Show us you are town. It's not too late Giving up is not only against town, it's poor sportsmanship. You are very critical of others, and you were even critical of a PM I sent in trying to work together with you. It's all well and good to be critical, but you need to offer a better example, or you simply come off as a Negative Nancy, which you have. I criticized day one sheep policies, and with that, I offered other strategies. That to me justifies my criticism. You have offered literally nothing, other than a call for "more evidence". You're being voted out, not because of the herd, but because of your terrible voting record, your suspect action, your hostile attitude, etc etc If you were any of us, wouldn't you think you were the scummiest looking guy at the table? Exactly! And a grown-up knows when they're playing a game and not to get so rattled. Don't quit. A true townie stays true! Actually, I'm having a pile of fun and not taking it seriously at all. By the degree of hostility you've shown today, and the extreme negativity overall, you seem to be the one taking it too seriously. Relax, and play for your team. Oh, and before I forget: Vote: the Scarecrow (Peanuts)

Ego the Living Planet! Can't go wrong with that

I need to step out for a bit, so voting is open an hour early tonight. Good luck everyone

I always consider 3:1 to be a safe number, that being true town Criminals to Scum Agents & Other. Hopefully that's what's happening here, meaning there should only be two Agents left. No guarantees on that though

The case against the Pieman. #1 This incredibly inane statement this morning. No, we have lots of leads, mainly pointing at him. But denial seems to be his thing Actual town would admit themselves. This scumbum wants to sweep his name on the scumlist under the rug. Like very late voters Ventriloquist and Two-Face day one, the Pieman grudgingly switched his vote to Catwoman after it made zero difference. All the while insisting in quibbling and making crap up about what I said. Very helpful on day one to argue with the guy who started with a successful strategy... Simon dissagrees... How would picking 5 people and randomly voting between them help? It would end up Joker randomly picking one of them, and chances are none of them will be scum. We need logical thinking, and we also need people to read the rules. http://www.eurobricks.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=62185&view=findpost&p=1118368 http://www.eurobricks.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=62185&view=findpost&p=1118381 Right from day one. Not just being useless, but actually hindering town by throwing out nonsense logic. Scum or dumb, as the saying goes... Let's look to day two, to see how much he helps town: You're inclined to vote now-known scum Wesker? How great Maybe you're not scum after all. A few hours later, Bane is the one Well, as you say, and let's remember these words and remember them well: "a townie who acts pretty scummy and doesn't help isn't a valuable townie afterall (sic)" He admits to not being confident that Bane is scum. Probably because he knew he wasn't. Around this time I tried to work together with the Pieman. How did that go Note, I made zero accusations in this message. (oh, yes, he's voting for Wesker too ) No, I'm doing the "hasn't done anything looking town, so it's good to check out" approach. More effective than just following people, but maybe that will win the game, eh... I'll check with Kiel, thanks. Of course, he really hadn't told much. Just a single claim, no following up. Day three was, well, let's see: Well, far be it for me to pick on a guy offering such bang up suggestions as : "we should think of evidence for tommorow as well." How's that coming along, Pieman? Any leads for us? No, of course not. You're just wasting our time, and then on top of that, trying to pick fights with the one person here who's guaranteed contributed (and make no mistake, others have contributed plenty, they'll get due credit after this is all done), but from only the public statements, I'm the most confirmed town. But the Pieman thinks the helpful thing to do is pick fights. I'm sure there's more to pick apart, but I think this is damning enough circumstantial evidence. Pieman, what say you? Do you have a better suggestion? Or should we just follow your advice. a townie who acts pretty scummy and doesn't help isn't a valuable townie afterall

Oh, I found this on the doorstep today. Anybody know where it came from? I'll be back in a bit to summarize the scumminess of the Pieman, just in case some of the mono-syllabic gum chewers out there have trouble seeing it.

Really? Clayface earned your trust? Not the Creeper who crafted this perfect plan? And we exhausted our leads? Not by a long shot I'm still waiting for my apology from you for your incredible unhelpfulness. Everyone feel free to look back on day two. Simon plans to vote for Wesker. He says that's how he'll vote. Then the vote starts, and who does he vote for? Bane Looks like you bought your buddy Wesker a day. You won't survive this one I think Hatter and the Croc are alright. I spoke to Ra's, and he seems to have no idea what's going on, but he'll have to pony up info or else he'll be on the chopping block too. Yeah, your doubts are just too much. You spent all day trying to massage the story to help out Deadshot until the very end, even though this little Creeper had put his very reputation on the line to stick up for Clayface. Add to that, you have a very scum like night action, and you're in the criminals long range targets, Doctor. You haven't helped us since the start, so why pretend to start now Simon, Two-Face, Croc, Harley Quinn, Mad Hatter. There, I fixed it for you What can we say for sure? The Creeper is directly responsible for killing three agents. I didn't put that bullet in Wesker's fat melon of a head, but you can bet your bottoms that I wasn't surprised this morning. "Bussed" And Deadshot, I'm sorry I teased you. I hereby publicly apologize for any offense it may have caused you. May you rest in peace. Oh, and before I forget to say it, Simon is the scum blocker. I know the town blocker, and they blocked Wesker last night so we could lodge that bullet in his brain without any worry. The Pieman is the scum one. He may tell a story of "two blockers in this game of many people" but really, who else trotted out that "two" story? Wesker

Night has fallen upon the castle. Cecily stands by the gate, looking off into the distance. She wonders if perhaps, tonight of all nights, her prince charming will come. He certainly isn't one of the men in the throne room. From in the distance, she hears some shuffling footsteps. "Oh, hai. Are you single?" The creature looks her up and down and mutters its battle cry. "Walla walla bonga!" Cecily takes the beam straight to the face, and instantly becomes not one of this world. Her body transformed into gelatinous lumps, stays by the gate. The green monster giggles as it slinks off into the night. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Cecily was Town. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Meanwhile, at the home of Franklin Holmes, Holmes has taken off his human mask. He is Witchbreed! He mutters to himself in a strange language, hereby translated for the sake of our gentle readers. "These stupid beasts, they have no clue where to even start looking for us. God, they are so utterly stupid! In a million years, they couldn't figure it out!" He lifts his glass to his mouth, for a pint of lager. "They do make good grog though. Amazing that such a small-brained species could have latched onto the way to make poison get you high without killing you. It's such a delicate balance." He swigs it deeply... "Strange, the aftertaste is..." He falls to the ground, his lager splashing beside him. If his secret guest could tell him what the aftertaste is, they would tell him it is arsenic. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Franklin Holmes was Witchbreed Scum. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ In the very early hours of the morning, Biskie Partsy cleans the throne room. The Boy King is very particular about things being spotless, and isn't opposed to beatings to show the importance of cleanliness. Biskie mutters to herself, confident that her voice is unheard. "Boy, the royal tush sure does dirty the throne." Stepping down, she hears an echo to her footprints, coming from beside the throne. As she turns, a wailing voice cries, Poundsie poundsie! She screams, and before she can defend herself, she is already taken down. The masked figure cackles, Me pounds you down, yous hits the ground! Me smash your head, me makes you dead! The figure stops and looks at the green blood that has splattered everywhere. Before him, Biskie's head transforms into one like the one that the king had killed two days ago. The black clad figure tries to puzzle out what it ultimately means. Undecided, they decide to high tail it out of there. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Biskie Partsy was Witchbreed Scum. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ When morning comes, the Boy King is typically annoyed. "You're telling me my maid was one of these beasties? Lord Wolverton, I am particularly unimpressed with your hiring practices." Wolverton takes a deep breath and replies, "Yes, I'm terribly apologetic, sire. I have no idea how these things could enter the castle in the first place." Wolverton continues, "We had some fortunate news though, another of these so-called Witchbreed was found dead this morning. It appears the Manciple was somewhat less than human. Unfortunately, lady Cecily was found, or should I say, not so found, by the castle gates." The Boy King turns to Gilly Wooks. "And how about you? What be thee, dear miller? Be thee one of these terrible blights on my kingdom?" Gilly stammers out a reply: "My Internet~" The Boy King swings his sword through Gilly's jugular and upon that, Gilly expires. "Well, it appears Gilly was as he so claimed. I wonder what this 'Internet' he spoke of is." "Oh well, we have more pressing matters to attend to, such as who you will deliver to me tonight. Consider well!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Gilly Wooks was Town. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Mafia School lesson: We are at a very interesting point in the game. Past votes can be reexamined, and there is a lot to be gauged from reactions. The scum will have to pretend they are thrilled about this turn of events, while secretly they are incredibly frustrated, as a week of scheming will be somewhat lost. Even typing, lying will be a hassle. Look for cracks! Scum, I suggest looking at other older games, look at the final tally, and who was Town, and who was Scum, and try to mimic the Town from those games. I wish all sides good luck! Non-Player Characters The Boy King - Your lord. Show him the respect he has been granted by God. Mother - The Boy King's mom. Fear her. Lord Wolverton - The Boy King's adviser. Stay on his good side. Players Sir Carrots, The Knight (scubacarrot) - The ideal of a medieval Christian man-at-arms. He has participated in no less than fifteen of the great crusades of his era. Brave, experienced, and prudent. Dragus, The Pardoner (darkdragon) - Dragus grants papal indulgences—reprieves from penance in exchange for charitable donations to the Church. He often collects profits for himself. He excels in fraud, carrying a bag full of fake relics. Voltana Panana, The Prioress (volcanicpanik) - Modest and quiet, this Prioress (a nun who is head of her convent) aspires to have exquisite taste. Her table manners are dainty, she knows French (though not the French of the court), she dresses well, and she is charitable and compassionate. Christos Knight, The Summoner (Chromeknight)- Knight brings persons accused of violating Church law to ecclesiastical court. A lecherous man whose face is scarred by leprosy. He gets drunk frequently, is irritable, and is not particularly qualified for his position. He frequently attempts to sound educated. Zam Kuric, The Clerk (zakura)- Kuric is a poor student of philosophy. Having spent his money on books and learning rather than on fine clothes, he is threadbare and wan. He speaks little, but when he does, his words are wise and full of moral virtue. Skip Pudding,The Man of Law (Skipper)- A successful lawyer commissioned by the king. He upholds justice in matters large and small and knows every statute of England’s law by heart. Wully Tintin, The Merchant (Wuntin)- Tintin trades in furs and other cloths, mostly from Flanders. He is part of a powerful and wealthy class. Pirelly Dabito The Shipman (Piratedave) - Brown-skinned from years of sailing, Dabito has seen every bay and river in England, and exotic ports in Spain and Carthage as well. He is a bit of a rascal, known for stealing wine while the ship’s captain sleeps. The Merchant's Wife, Yulie Yodie (Yumiyoshi) - Yodie focuses on propriety and appearances, maintaining a happy home. New to a life of wealth, her working class roots sometimes show through. Master Hale, The Summoner's Assistant (halomaster96) - Hale is a shy boy that has been taken under the Summoner's wing. While there are certainly unpleasant aspects to his position, he hopes the experience will give him freedom in life moving forward. The Dead The Wife of Darth (Darth Nihilous) - Lynched on Day One. Town Cuslo Mizzle (The Customizer) - Bludgeoned on Night One. Town Flanagan (Flare) - Vapourized on Night One. Town Gilly Wooks, The Miller (Gingerwookie) - Lynched on Day Two. Town Cecily Seas, Soiled Dove (Cecilie) - Vapourized on Night Two. Town Franklin Holmes, The Manciple (fhomess) Drank arsenic on Night Two. Scum Biskie Partsy, The Boy King's Maid (Bricksandparts) Pounded into pieces on Night Two. Scum Rules (These are 95% the same as the EB standard; deviations from the normal EB rules are struck-through) 1. Each player will be given a character to play, who will be aligned with either the Town or the Scum. To win the game, the Town must kill off all the Scum, while the Scum needs to outnumber the Town. Third-party (neutral) characters have their own win conditions as outlined in their roles. 2. Each day you will be able to vote to lynch a player. Voting should be done in the following format; Vote: Character (Player). Similarly, unvoting is to be done in the format; Unvote: Character (Player). Proxy voting is allowed, with the format Proxy: Character (Player) and Unproxy: Character (Player). No other format will be accepted. A majority vote is required to lynch a player. The player with the most votes will be lynched. In the case of a tie, the first to achieve their vote will be lynched. Voting is mandatory. Failure to vote will incur a vote penalty the following game day. 3. A game day will last a maximum of 72 hours. You may not vote in the first 24 hours. The day will end when a majority vote has been reached after 72 hours. After the day has been concluded, a night stage will commence, which will last 24 hours (or 48 hours if an emergency comes up). Night actions must be sent to the host in the first 20 hours of the night stage. 3.5. Players may not target the same player two nights in a row, and may not target themselves. 4. The alignment of lynched players, as well as those that died during the night, will be revealed at the beginning of the next day. 5. You may not quote or pretend to quote anything sent to you by the host via PM. That includes all the details of your character and role, as well as any night action results. Role claims and reporting of night action results are acceptable, but in your own words only. Do not attempt to use the structure of your role PM to your advantage. 6. Do not play the game outside the thread. Similarly, do not post out of character inside the thread. Game tactics and roles may only be discussed in the game thread or via PM with other players. Private discussion is done at your own risk and should be treated as part of the game. 7. If you are dead, you may not post in thread or discuss the game with any of the players. Any information you had becomes void, and may not be passed on. 8. You may not edit your posts. 9. You must post in every day thread. 10. If you encounter a problem or have a question, please contact the host via PM 11. Violation of the above rules will result in a 5 vote penalty vote penalty per every 4 living players against you, and death on your second offense.

As the sun set in the paranoid kingdom, the crowd nudges out their lynch for the day, the Miller, Gilly Wooks. The boy king looks down upon him and queries, "What say you Wooks? What reason have you for silence during such a time that you should be working together?" Wooks narrows his eyes, and heavily considers the question. "My Internet is busted." A grown rolls through the courtroom. The remaining people wonder of what mystical mumbo-jumbo Wooks might be referring to. "As it is getting dark now, I worry that the royal aim won't be what it should be. Rather, I will mercifully postpone Wooks beheading until the morn." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Day three will be up in 7-9 hours

Which part of take it up with the host didn't you understand? Geez....Can we get this kid a pacifier?

I appreciate your trying to be "mature" about things, but this is a game (Yes! I said it! To the Creeper, this is just a game!) Let's keep in mind that Catwoman said all manner of offensive nonsense, stuff about dicks and sucking (some in thread, and more in PM to me), but you had no complaint there. Still, you stick up for Wesker. I think it's awesome that you, out of everyone, find these comments "distasteful and insulting". Since you're on my scum list! Others don't seem to care whatsoever, or at least can see them within the context of the "game". Meta-gaming? Whining about meta-gaming is meta-gaming! Wesker is the only one to have done so. So, yeah, I'll make fun of him for it. I'd love to see him whine about it more. Please, get angrier Simon! If you have a serious complaint, tell the hosts to tell me. But complaining about it in thread is actually... wait for it... meta-gaming! I have more reprimanding I'd like to do, but I'll leave it at that until tomorrow. Since you're scum, an intervention by the Joker would affect the game, and we'll have to wait until the end of the game to show how hollow and fake your complaints are You're a whiny meta-gamer too

Are you meta-gaming again?

The Creeper is a sleepy boy, but before things go black, and the day ends, let's just put it all on the record: The people hostile to the Creeper behind the scenes are: the (whiny, big-headed, baby-like) Ventriloquist, Simon the Pieman, and Two-Face. And to an extent, Ra's, but the Creeper suspects he's just in a waking coma: here, but actually disconnected from the space-time continuum, not realizing he signed up for a "game that requires a personal time commitment". But that's merely the news, as I see fit. Those four are the major suspects. And now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to creep... And Deadshot, your lies sucked I'll invite you to Mafia School after you deal with St. Peter

And so it is, Gilly Wooks is removed early from yet another game. Final Vote Tally: Wully Tintin/Wuntin 4 : volcanicpanik,Piratedave84, GingerWookiee, halomaster96 Gilly Wooks, the Miller/Gingerwookie 6 : fhomess, Cecillie, Chromeknight, Wuntin, Scubacarrot, zakura Zam Kuric/Zakura 1 : Skipper Master Hale/halomaster96 1 : yumiyoshi Yulie Yodie/Yumiyoshi 1 : darkdragon Day end in a while (depends on if li'l def goes to sleep early or late tonight). Send in your night actions ASAP. Day two will be up in about 24 hours. Night actions must be in within 20 hours of this post

Vote Tally: Wully Tintin/Wuntin 5 : volcanicpanik, zakura, Piratedave84, GingerWookiee, halomaster96 Gilly Wooks, the Miller/Gingerwookie 5 : fhomess, Cecillie, Chromeknight, Wuntin, Scubacarrot Zam Kuric/Zakura 1 : Skipper Master Hale/halomaster96 1 : yumiyoshi Yulie Yodie/Yumiyoshi 1 : darkdragon About three hours left to go. Bricksandparts voted isn't counted because it's in the wrong format, and the format has already been explained in the rules and in thread.

I can tell you that when I hosted the first time, there was a lot more to my proposal than simply a Photoshopped image. I had a story synopses, a list of the number of players, key features to make my game stand out, photos of some of the MOCs I'd be using.... There was a lot to it, so there's no need to be snippy about it.