Briefing Room, Rogue Clone Base, Nar Eurbrikka:
Clone Commander: "Troops, while doing some recon work, I found the cannon the Imperials are using to shell our main base. It's manned by recruits and not our brothers, so take no prisoners."
Clone Scout: "Sir, can I take my new sniper rifle? Pleeease?"
Commander: "Sure, but remember, it'll be heavy."
Scout: "Yay!"
(Stormtrooper to himself, listening): "I'd better get back to base and tell the commander. That's an important artillery piece!"
Landing Pad, Rogue base:
Commander: "Get a move on there, Tix!"
Scout (Tix): "This sniper rifle is...[grunt]...heavy!"
Commander: "Told you. Now get in the RIG!" [Nomenclature: RIG, Rapid Insertion Gunship, my own invention]
Tix: "Sure...Hey! Why do you get the speeder bike?"
Commander: "Because, well, I'm the commander and I assign vehicles. Get in the ship!"
Meanwhile...
Forest between Rogue base and Imperial Outpost
Stormtrooper: "Ouch! Oohh..myanklemyanklemyankle!!! Darned planet! Now I can't move, and our gun will be destroyed. Arghh!!"
Imperial Outpost:
Commander Smith: "Eat fried artillery cannon, stormies!"
[Cue loud explosion]
Smith: "Hey! There's one less dead stormtrooper than there should be! Let's keep a sharp eye out on the way back to base."
Forest between Rogue base and Imperial Outpost
Smith: "Here he is...[in a loud voice] You! Are you a clone or a recruit!"
Stormtrooper: "Just a clone."
Smith: "How would you like to have a life where you get to shoot the guys who enslaved you, drive huge gunships, and make those worthless recruits eat lasers?"
Stormtrooper: "Really? Awesome!!"
Smith: "I'm Commander Smith. Let's get you some new armor."
To be continued...
The speeder is an Aratech Industries LRS-14 (non-canon). It does have steering vanes; the grooves in the wheel piece act as them. The steering rod doubles as a Mark IV armor-piercing laser cannon, which gets one shot before it needs to recharge.
Thanks, and as always, please comment!
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