Bob

*oh2* Huzzah! It only took three years and fifteen games, but I've finally won!

No, I was lynched/voted off. You don't win if your team wins and you were killed off.

15 Games-0 Wins Can I take my prize now?

I'm such a noob!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh my god I deserved to be lynched off. I was so nervous that Cornelius was going to try and railroad me that I made the dumbest mistake EVER!!!! It's no wonder Hinckley affectionately nicknamed me "Dumb-Bob Square-Brains". Augh!

You all haven't lived until you've seen the original Star Trek from the 60's.

I'd like to take my shoe off and whack Chris with it. Get back you nutter!

I know who you are, my punching of Fred is unrelated. After pushing Fred into the pool, I'd like to step out of the way and let Chris fly into the pool.

I'd like to punch Fred Thomas, then push him into the pool.

:cry_sad: :cry_sad: When's the next Mafia School?

I'd like to step in the blood and see if anything happens.

Let's do some stuff guys! Can we move stuff around now? Let's push the fire truck into the debris as a battering ram

I'd like to say you would have learned something from my death, but you won't because William lied to me. What a waste of a lynch today was.

Well that was fast, we've already gotten the bricks out for the challenge.

Noob.

Well, I suppose there's no luck in changing your opinions. I will reiterate what I have been saying. Please when I am found to be a virgin tomorrow, take a look at William's investigator. If he refuses to reveal, after knowing full well he was lied too, then look at him as well. I made a dumb noob mistake, and it's coming back to bite me. I can't help but feel bad that my actions caused a major setback for the town. But at the very least my death will point you in a good direction.

Well, no, I read the entire thing, but sometimes an old man like me can forget things and make hasty responses to people confronting him. This is frustrating, but even if I said I was a virgin you would have likely brought it forward anyway.

I can see now where I was informed of this, but I realize that it's probably too late for me to remedy my blind ineptitude. I'm asking people to please reconsider, I'm not a scummy cultist. I understand that I've probably condemned myself already, but I can at least fight and try to save myself. I'm not a cultist, I'm a virgin. Please don't waste your day on me, because then you'll be down a day.

Alright, since you'd all like a defense, I'll give you one. Yes, I am a virgin. And yes, I realize that anyone can say this, but I'm asking you all to trust me. There's no real reason for you to trust me, which is why I'm going to say this next part. If you do vote me off, make sure you look at William's "investigator". After talking with several other people, I was approached by William not so long ago, and he told me that there were troubling results and I was found to be "not innocent". Now, I don't necessarily think that William is a cultist anymore, mostly because he's inherited Mehmet's responsibilities as the night action assembly point. However, I think he's being severely misled by someone, because there's no reason why I should turn up as Not Innocent. Also, keep in mind that I did not get the result of "Cultist". I know it's a bit cliche to be saying this, but you'll be shooting yourself in the foot if you vote off another virgin, because that's one less that the cultists need to worry about. I didn't realize that virgins weren't different than the innocents, I figured that the innocents (the ones in green) are the ones with actions, the virgins (the ones in blue) are the ones with no actions, and the cultists (the ones in red) are the ones that are bad. Which is why when William asked me why I came up with the result of "Not Innocent" I figured that it should mean that I was declared a Virgin, since it was my belief that these two factions were different but at the same time working together and were part of a team. I can see now that I was wrong. You might also consider what I did with the reversal of role PM's to be a bit scummy, and you're right, it wasn't a smart thing to do. I was exemplifying how easy it was to make things up, but it got out of control a bit. I'd hardly consider myself a sloth. I check and read the day thread regularly, but there's nothing interesting or useful to add to the discussion. I don't have anything useful to bring to the table because I have no actions and as a result I can't do anything. If you would prefer me to parrot and repeat the same things that have been said already, by all means I will. However, if I do that, I'll be ultimately called out for not adding anything useful to the discussion. Thus, damned if you do, and damned if you don't. I'm asking you not to vote me off. There's nothing more I could possibly say other than that. With such a perfect streak I'm sure you're all in a bandwagon high, and thus won't think logically or clearly about this. It's for that reason that I said this: When I am found to be a Virgin tomorrow, check William's Investigator. You'll find that this investigator is not telling the truth. Either the investigator is doing this deliberately or is an inept investigator I don't know. Please reconsider this vote. Even if this is my final day, please heed my last request and check William's Investigator.

I'm saying that your investigator might be lying to you about these results. You're out of control William!

I've nothing against you evidence-wise, other than your investigator is faulty/lying to you. I'm asking you not to immediately trust William. Anything can be made up, watch. See, look, William just told me he was a cultist. I'm telling the truth, because why would I pull evidence out of thin air? I'm not going to vote for William, though, because I believe he's not a cultist and is just being lied to. Irregardless, I'm not expecting to be saved, since I'm already a suspect on several lists.

Because you died.

You're extremely obnoxious, mostly because you don't know what you're talking about. How was I to know that all night kills would end up in the statue? That's right, I wouldn't, because only scum kills have happened. I'm hardly pushed into a corner, you're the only person that thinks I'm a cultist based on absolutely zero evidence. Let me go back and pull EXACTLY what I said, so you don't have to press a few buttons: Then, in response, Mehmet said this: Then, in response, I said this: Let me make this abundantly clear for you, nowhere did I say I wanted night kills. You can go back and scour the entire Day Four topic or even the rest of the days, but nowhere did I say I wanted people to be killed. You're trying to pull evidence out of thin air, Mellifluous. I'm not sure why you're so convinced that I'm a cultist. My only guess is that the scum are getting closer to completing their goal and Mellifluous is trying to shove blame onto someone else.

That doesn't make a lick of sense. I was very eager to get people killed, so naturally people start dying? How could I possibly get people killed? I'm not downplaying it, I said once that I was surprised that there weren't any clear vigilante kills, only cultist kills. We've established that when the figure uses a syringe, it's a cultist kill, right? Please go back and read what I said yesterday. I talked about you with Mehmet yesterday and he seemed to trust you, so I started to trust you as well. Now you're right back on my suspect list. I bet it was you that betrayed him, wasn't it?

Well this sucks, but I'm rather surprised that nobody protected Mehmet. Perhaps someone he trusted turned on him, or was playing him all this time. It would make sense, Mehmet was likely ready to go for another cultist today. At any rate, we need solutions. Seriously? If I was some sort of a killer, why would I be pointing out my own inactivity in the thread? I didn't say I wanted night kills, I said that I'm surprised there haven't been any clear vigilante kills. Maybe you should go back and read.

So, is there anything we need to discuss? Who has the clues from the previous days?