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Heckz waves and smiles at Sorrow, hoping he liked his gift. After a few minutes he realized he didn't. One of the only times I write letters that aren't death threats for calling me ugly and he doesn't like his gift? How rude. Maybe I'll just send him another gift. Heckz got Avalanche's Smoke Bomb and took it.

I'm more than happy.

Heckz was wandering if the Hall could get any more boring until a letter magically appeared in front of him. He didn't know what Grogmas was but he knew he should send some gifts. Dear Avalanche, You are the only trustworthy thing person in the entire Hall, and I hear you're in a quest with the foolish Monk. Here is a Bumble Fanshirt (SP:1, vermin with level less than half of the wearer's are scared and won't directly attack the wearer; bodywear) so you don't have to put up with vermin like him. Possibly your friend, Heckz Brutenhal. Dear Sorrow, I know that you're bothered by the monk aswell as dear Avalanche. I don't know what to give you, so here's a spare Ether Core I have. Hope that gives you energy to put up with him, cause ether is energy (Right ?). Yours truely, Heckz Brutenhal. Heckz sat for a moment, thinking who he should give his remedy to. "Hmm, it's either Elpha- Boo or the Abominable Reptile Man..." Dear Elphaba, Don't know if you remember me but I am Heckz Brutenhal, the handsome innocent boy that helped you get your cute cat's Bonnet. Anyways, I noticed your skin is green but you don't look like a orc/gremlin/hobgoblin/any race that is in the embassy that is green to me, so I assume you have a skin problem? Just wanted to send you this Remedy I have in hopes it cures your problem. Hugs and kisses, Heckz Brutenhal. Dear Harlot Quinn, Hope you're having fun in jail, you b**ch! Just wanted to say, it felt so good to knock you out cold. And I'm also reminding you to not mess with my flirting skills again, or I'll go where you are right now and kill you myself. PS: I love this outfit of yours that you probably worked hard for. PPS: Never giving it back. Merry Grogmas, Heckz Brutenhal.

Question: Can we send gold in the letters?

Yay I can finally get my Fift- Boo.

Yaysies!! (Everyone is saying yay so I'l just say yaysies) Dear Father Grogmas, I don't really want much this year, so just get me a book. And by a book I mean a pink book. And by a pink book I mean Fifty Shades of Bley. XOXO, that one beautiful mage from Heroica.

If Heckz was in Quest #89 the first thing he would do is too cut Ognar's beard, or burn it if he had a ruby. Heckz always has to make sure he is not around possible parasites.

Heckz thinks for a a moment and whispers to Avalanche, so the ladies can't hear him "True.".

"It is true, beauty can't last..." Heckz points at his own clothes "... and that is why I have my style!" Heckz winks.

Heckz gives a grin as he points at his own face "I think it's obvious."

Still waiting for Avalanche's reply, Heckz hears Sorrows comment. "Foolish Sorrow, beauty will always be the top trend."

As Johon walks away, Heckz sits in the table with Avalanche. "Wanna arm wrestle?".

Heckz enters the hall and notices Avalanche and some other guy arm wrestling. He got close to them "Hey, can I go next? I bet I'd beat you two easily!"

Awesome quest Sandy! I really liked it, but as Kintobor said, I don't think the "Heroes who help solve puzzle get experience." is a good addition to the quest. And I'm actually surprised Pretzel ate a piece of a demon.

"Goodday to you all. And I hope that slimy horrendous bald creature is taken care of as soon as possible!" The kobold turns around and gives Heckz a sinister look. "Not you, the turtle!" Heckz heads to the hall.

"Anwyp did say hid backdoor was lockpicked. Was it the Wolfgang thug grandmother? Or was it just the thug we saw in the painting? But now that I think about it, Sir Loin, could we see your warehouse for a moment? And maybe go with the Kingless Crown restaurants owner."

"I don't know, he may be ugly as hell, but he was the only one who actually helped. Now that I think about it, he is the most suspicious one, might as well lock him up."

"Who detective? Who? Come on now, you don't want to lose your job do you?" Heckz thought for a second. "That girl over there- " Heckz points at the blonde girl next to a grey guy "Had a basket, maybe she was carrying cherries around?" Heckz walks over to the blonde girl "What were you carrying in your basket yesterday?" OOC: No problem Sandy.

"I have only one question, why would any of these five suspects want to steal a warhammer, a shield, a jester hat, a bonnet and a tookit? And why would Auntie here be losing her carrots in the merchant's warehouses? The cookie man, also a demon, and Auntie are the ones I'm most suspicious about."

"I think the smart chickens the werehen was talking about escaped to the merchant's warehouses, so I don't think the werehen did it." He turns to Thalion "it looks like the vile slimy creature, the turtle, wants to say something. Can you speak with it?"

Just like Hestia's.

"Oh dear Thalion, life is a beauty competition." said Heckz with a big grin.

Heckz moved Thalion aside "Hey I want one too!. And I'd look way better in one than this guy anyways." Heckz points at Thalion. Heckz approached Warlock "You seem to have been forgetting a lot of things, any idea why that happens?"

That's the sailor from quest #58.

Heckz tries to take out the bunny lady's hat. "I SAID! Why were there carrots, just like yours, in Anwyl's, Fabian's and Elphaba's shops!"