Cutcobra
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Heckz casts yet another Light spell at Undead Aepyornis from the back row, then he lends his Buffoon's Hat to Noel. Noel doesn't like the Buffoon's Hat but borrows it anyways. Same battle order.
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"Okay everyone, new battle order. And Amortih, Erik is right, just blind the ugly snake, don't seal it." Battle Order Amorith Sorrow Erik Heckz Karie Noel Thalion
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"Karie are you giving me orders? Are you the party leader? Didn't think so. And as Sorrow said, no one attacks the canary! I will be taking a Smelling Salt and attacki that filthy Aepyornis from the back row with a Light spell. And Noel, you don't do anything unless your Big Box can always be used, in which case you will be using it on that Raindeer from the back row. And Amorith, it would be lovely if you used that Scroll of Sealing of yours on that Red Rattlesnake." Battle Order Karie Sorrow Heckz Thalion Amorith Erik Noel
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Heckz gets out of the box, quickly rearranging his hair before anyone could see it. "Thanks Erik for healing me up, even though you should have healed me because let's face it, who would want to see my face all bruised and damaged?" He turns to Noel "I have one question for you, why in the name of my hair are there animals in this storage room?"
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Heckz takes Thalion's Diamond, Ruby and Aquamarine. He turns to Valentine Ziegfried " Do not worry miss, you will find I am the bravest and boldest of all and will take the risk as long as it doesn't involve me losing my precious hair." Heckz enters the box.
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Heckz quickly gets Karie's hands off his hair. He rearranged his hair and muttered silently "I hope you die in that box." He walks to Valentine Ziegfried "Any chance 6 newts have a guaranteed no-death travel?"
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"If that's the case then we could just minimize ourselves or simply turn ourselves into animals. " He turns to Karie "I notice you have a certain Scroll with drawings of newts, could you use it on us?"
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Heckz walks away from the party slowly and vomits in the dustbin. Trying to hide his vomit from Sorrow to not make him sad. He walks slowly to Sorrow "N- nice to see Sorrow.". He looks at a peculiar item in Sorrow's possetion. "Is there any chance that disguise kit of yours is on sale?"
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Heckz puts the badge on, angered that he just called him gross. "Thanks , Miss Way To Much Makeup On Her Face. Just so you know, call me anything close to ugly and you might just accidentaly get no loot." Heckz grinned while tapping his party leader badge. "But gross is acceptable since that doesn't involve my face or body."
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Heckz approached what used to be the academy. "Nice to see you again, Detective Hoples." He turns to the party. "To those who don't know me my name is Heckz Brutenhal, but you can also refer to me as His Gorgeousness. Anyone in here have a magic compass? Try searching for the academy with that."
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Heckz enters the marketplace and buys a Smelling Salt and a Remedy, leaving him with 112 gold (147 - 25 - 10 = 112).
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Heckz grabs the wand and goes to the marketplace.
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Heckz was surprised he got chosen as Party Leader. Then he realized it was probably because of his title. "Okay, who do I know? There's Thalion, there's Sorrow who probably hides his face because of ugliness and then there's the attractive woman who applies way to much make up on her face. Dunno about the others." As he heads to the marketplace he turns his eyes to Erik. "Nice wand there, mind if I borrow it?"
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"So, Avalanche, there isn't any possibility that these beasts might have... you know... fleas? Or diseases?" said Heckz nervously.
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Heckz signs up for the Unilimited Quest.
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Heckz notices Avalanche is in the hall. Heckz takes off his hat and walks to him. "How were the Fields? I'm hoping to go there if the sign ups open."
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Heckz gets the sudden feeling that he should get the Bufoon's Hat and starts looking at it throughly.
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Happy New Year everyone!
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Hecks noticed the dark haired girl leave the hall. Well, atleast I've still got the best thing in the hall. He looked at himself in the handmirror, grinning.
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Bored with nothing to do, Heckz walks over to the bar and orders a drink. He took out his handmirror and hairbrush and started brushing his hair. Holy hair, this place is boring. There are barely any good looking ladies, like the dark haired one who is drinking tea.
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Heroica RPG - Tidings of Comfort and All That Sh*t
Cutcobra replied to Sandy's topic in The Heroica Archive
Dear Metalface (no offence you're still beautiful on the inside), Thank you for the cheap gel, it is greatly appreciated. I don't know what to give you since you are a hard machine man to read, so I just got you this Tonic.Just so you know I don't just value my looks above else. There are things like health, friendship, love and most importantly, that other people appreciate my looks. With love, Heckz Brutenhal. -
Heckz opens Jeaux's letter, surprised that one of the only people who sent him something was a probably heartless thing. Heckz grabbed the hair gel angrily Does the damned machine think a cheap gel that can only make my hair blue can make my already beautiful natural hair even more beautiful?! Although he was trying to make me more beautiful, maybe I'll give him something in return. Maybe. He kept the blue liquid, but only to throw it at the next person who called him ugly.
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Heckz was on the brink of sleeping until he saw two new quests on the board. Seeing as if fate decided that Quest #92 was probably meant for three particular heroes (Cough cough Karie Arthur Sorrow cough cough), Heckz decided to sign up for his are of expertise, spooks. Heckz signs up for Quest #93.
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Yeah but I don't get it, do we have to just edit our posts when we want to send another letter?
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Heroica RPG - Tidings of Comfort and All That Sh*t
Cutcobra replied to Sandy's topic in The Heroica Archive
Heckz opened the letters adressed to him and started writing more. Dear Fabian Remember me, the only beautiful guy who helped you get your Jester Hat back? I still don't know why you keep, I don't think it's quite fashionable, and you seem like the guy who knows fashion. Anyways, just wanted to tell you your products are amazing. So here's a Smelling Salt so you can work twice as fast and we get twice as beautiful clothes and you get twice as gold in gainings. Kiss kiss, Heckz Brutenhal. EDIT: Took out the Eldricht family letter so Sandy can keep track of all leters.