Cutcobra
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"Yes, Karie please lend Carrot your Ratsbane and Hugin your Doppelganger. Sorrow, lend Hugin your Greaves and your Helmet and lend Carrot your other Greavs. I assure you, all will be returned. Then lend Aunt Hymnessamine your True Love Serenade. We shall split up the way Sorrow said, except Sorsha goes in Party 4 and Erik in my party. We need healers too, you know." Heckz leads his party to Door 2.
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"Here's the situation Mister Hugin Grimfacedstone, we already saved almost every student and now we just need to kill the four doors to get to the center of the academy. So, if you could please join us in saving your job." Heckz leads the party to the Student's lounge as soon as Hugin joins the party.
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"By the way, we need to figure out how to get the whole school back to Eubric. And I'm not sure I know how to kill that door."
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"Fine. But does drinking every single potion just makes him go to sleep? Really?" He leads the party to the Lavatory where they will splash the dwarf.
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Heckz glares at Karie. "I have a less time consuming and less stupid idea, use a damn Remedy on him."
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"Ancient Lylzuhwhat? The other party mentioned they were going to the Potion Storage. Aunt Beautyvoice, use your Grand Tonic on Noel so that he can send all these students back to Eubric. After that, we'll go to the Potion Storage."
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"You'll have plenty of time for that when you get in the box." Heckz looks at the map once again. "I'm wondering, did we go to the Gallery yet?" He says as he leads the party to the Language Classroom.
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Unikitty! Hope she/he still sells her/his wares...
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Heckz moves the party to the Cartography Classroom.
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"Who wants this odd little thing? I'll keep it if no one wants it. As Karie said, let's split up. My group, along with Zuckerberg, will go to the Alchemy Classroom."
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"Well, we got rid of him. Let's go to the History Classroom and find that artifact."
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Heroica RPG - Expert Job Class Discussion
Cutcobra replied to LEGOman273's topic in The Heroica Archive
Well, technically, they spend ether to be smarter. So less ether = more brains. -
OoC: Maybe I'll just send a letter to the ones in Eubric asking for more tonics. "Very well then, Noel will you please drink a Tonic and send NugWugly ,Gnoblle-Bobble and Dean Horriblous back to Eubric?"
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OoC: I thought you said they'd just not follow us with their opposing faction.
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Heroica RPG - Expert Job Class Discussion
Cutcobra replied to LEGOman273's topic in The Heroica Archive
What does it require, great reputation among the heroes who quit on their first quest? It seems a little boring, aside from the Job Traits. Maybe they can have an "Critical Intelligent Hit: The scholar attacks the target with strength equal to two times their weapon power added to their level plus the amount of ether lost" "Intelligent Hit: The scholar attacks the target with strength equal to their weapon power added to their level plus the amount of ether lost." Or maybe just "Plus the amount of ether left." -
"I fail to see the beauty here. Tell me boy, did she hex you?" "You might aswell follow us if you wanna get back home." Sorrow's party leads the two greenies to the box, where they will wait until Heckz' party gets there with the the midget and the foureyes.
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Heckz quickly turns to the two Greenies. "I swear if you two run off just because there's a midget and a foureyes I'll let mister Such-A-Ugly out of his binds and let him have at you." He then whispers to the party so that the two greenies can't hear him. "Not really." "So, you two, what exactly were you doing here hmm? Maybe trying to hide your ugliness and bad taste in clothing from the demons hmmm?"
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Of course the guards are flying monkeys.
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Quest #93: Fifty Shades Of Bley
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Unlike the others, who seemed emotionally shocked by something that wasn't their business, Heckz just gives a quick reply. "It appears you were right after all about Such-A-Creepo doing something shady, Karie. You're not so useless after all." He turns to the Dean. "Firstly, I'm not gonna kill you. It probably won't get me more money at th- I MEAN- you don't deserve the prize of a quick death. Only honourful men get such a privilege." He says, trying to look heroic in front of Drucilla once again. "But the real question is, how could you have raped the child when she probably didn't even feel such a tiny little thing? You're coming with us, alive and tied up." "After this, we'll go to the Archives with my newly found precious key."
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Heckz closes any escape routes there might be any room. "So, Mister Such-A-Bore, what do you mean by 'new provost'. You don't look like a man up for the job, because of your suicidal ways and your ugly ways." Heckz notices Erik taking something and he leans to the teachers. "Don't worry, I'll take care of him later..."
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"Oh, that's fairly disappointing. I really wanted to not give someone money at the end of the quest. " He throws the parchment away, in which there's a drawing of a stick man with blonde hair holding the hands of a lady dressed in black and green. "Actually..." Before saying anything else he remembers Sorrow is a trained assassin. "No, of course not. "
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Happy Birthday Sandy!
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Heckz notices Karie trying to take the knife without the teacher's seeing her. "So, taking school property eh?!" He says loud enough for the teachers to hear. He takes out a piece of parchment and pretends to be writing notes in it, when in reality he is drawing scribbles. "I believe that deserves minus, say, 10.000 gold from your quest reward. Don't you think?" He waits for Sorrow to remedy the dean.
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I'm probably not even going to write about the characters. Some were too much, and some were... not too much...